/pol/ humor thread
you guys are all racists so lets have a funny /pol/ humor thread full of racism and other jokes
>>75552545
bump
post more racist jokes
>>75552821
lol
>>75552900
>>75552982
>>75553073
I'm not racist.
>>75553160
everybody on /pol/ is racist /pol/ is a racism board you newfag
What's long and black?
The unemployment line.
How do you start a rave in Israel?
Glue a coin to the ceiling.
>>75553225
That's what the shills want everyone to believe.
/pol/ isn't an echo-chamber, don't act like it should be. I've no doubt there are many genuine racists on here, but I'm not one of them, at least by /pol/ standards. I'll laugh at jokes and appreciate the cultural and even genetic differences, but I have black and arab friends. My niece is mixed race and I love her. Some of my all time favourite people are/were black, asian, whatever.
There are all kinds of people on here that aren't racist, and there are also people on here who want to paint /pol/ in the worst possible light, so they spam vile, over-the-top hatred everywhere. Don't let them fool you into thinking we're all like that (assuming you're not one of them!).
There are often legitimate concerns, viewpoints and discussions on here that a lot of people want to silence, smear and discredit by any means possible. That's why I (and many others) come here, and I'll wade through pages of Nazi spam to find the intelligent conversations that are banned elsewhere, but I won't be labeled as the /pol/ stereotype that our would-be censors try to project onto the entire board.
>>75554424
Why the one for white folks cost more?
>>75554819
>my niece is mixed race and I love her
Fucking end yourself, mud.
>>75552900
you shut your whore mouth
heart attack grill is one of the best resturaunts in vegas
>>75553073
>meanwhile, in Ottoman Empire Toys-R-Us
>>75554886
For the record, I'm white. But I can't tell my brother who to be with, and I love all of my family regardless of the colour of skin.
If you can't imagine feeling empathy for a mixed race member of your family, your own blood, then you would benefit from suicide more than I would.
>>75554819
You're on the wrong board.
>>75554878
Demand and supply determines price. The implication is that there is less demand for one, hence the lower price.
And since the main difference is the race of the person on the box... Racism.
>>75553899
BTFO
lol
>>75555310
Because I won't tell you what you want to hear? Because my views will be challenged?
I'm on exactly the right board if I want to talk politics and not have to censor myself. I might not be a jackbooted neo-Nazi but I consider myself fairly conservative and have been called racist and banned on other forums, just for being honest.
In the last year I've been told ">>>/pol/" on other boards more times than I can remember, and I've been here quite happily for 3-4 years anyway, so I know which board I'm on.
I'm sorry if you'd prefer an echo-chamber. There are many right-wing circlejerks on Reddit if you needs your views parroted back at you, but /pol/ (and 4chan as a whole) is, ironically, a very diverse community.
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>>75557080
I don't know why but pic related always makes me chuckle.
>>75554819
>It's always the yanks that have got to be silly.
Completely agree with you, though - it's good to have different opinions here; it means that our views are challenged and perfected.
>>75558664
>>75558664
>>75558858
>>75553225
Get the fuck out.
>>75554878
different models of the same product
>>75554878
White material is easier to get dirty, I think.
>>75559099
Kek.
>>75554424
>>75555050
I remember that thread, so many keks that day.
>>75559682
Wasn't a prank
Didn't go too far
>>75559682
haaaaaa, hitler got them good, nice prank yo.
>>75559834
>>75559682
It didn't go far enough. Great prank though.
>>75554886
interracial couples < inbred 'couples'
their faces
>>75552900
This guy is actually based he tries shocking people into losing weight. Several people have had heart attacks in his restaurant and one person has died in his restaurant while several other have died as a result.
He is the grim reaper of /fit/. They love him over there.
>>75554819
>not being racist
I too wish I could live as a blue pilled twat
>>75553225
aren't you mommy's tough guy?
>newfag
>look at me, i'm racist
>why is that girl going for that nigger instead of me
>i'm racist because i'm lonely and those 'inferior' niggers are happy and successful
>>75560092
Always makes me laugh.
>>75560331
It's sad that all she wants is a Family Dollar near here house and her nignog neighbors are going to fuck it up and make them leave.
>>75560205
Damn that qt on the right.
>>75554661
Underrated
>>75552900
I'm on the next plane. I want a scooter and an assault rifle as well.
>>75554661
is this real?
>>75560571
More like qt on the left.
>>75560702
that's not funny man
>>75552545
>you guys are all racists
Not true. /pol/ is a board of peace that has been grossly misrepresented by bigots looking to destroy our peaceful culture.
#NotAllPolacks
>>75557080
> drops out of the tree to throw the bag
>>75560599
kek do you have a youtube video of this?
>>75552545
DELETE THIS! /POL/ IS A BOARD OF PEACE!
>>75561049
Have more diversity.
>>75560324
>>75560324
>niggers
>successful
>>75554878
Beau's they will actually pay for it, making up for the nigger version just getting stolen.
Is racism still considered a negative thing tho?
>>75559724
this is hilarious
>>75553899
perfect
>>75561560
Why Poland is supposed to hate China? People here certainly hate a lot of countries, but China is mostly associated with knockoffs and other assorted cheap consumer products.
>>75559099
Sides are gone
>>75561854
how can north koreas twitter account be so great?
>>75561548
know a shit ton of what you consider to be niggers, who are very successful
>>75553899
Damn dude she got BTFO
>>75561863
>BasedBillBringinBantz.jpg
>>75561863
did he actually say that?
>>75558999
>>75558858
>>75558664
more farage please
Why do you think that Blacks can't be loyal Americans, too.
Why does the Alt Right reject potential allies, leaving us no choice to vote for Democrats who just use us for for their sick and perverted agendas?
>>75552900
Chocolate covered bacon sounds amazing
>>75561529
>Hungarian
pal, you're not white, you're turkish trash thrown out of the turkish peninsula and not accepted by the western world. polish are more valuable than you.
Nigger.
>>75561049
>>75552545
I laughed.
I don't understand why people can never seem to get the swastika right. It is not fucking hard.
>>75562052
Yes. YouTube it
>>75559976
KEK
>>75558740
This is like the 3rd time this thing has been updated now
>>75559976
>>75561966
Have you ever been to the US Dutchboy? I challenge you to walk through any mid-sized American city and you will realize the havoc wreaked by uncontrolled dinduism.
>>75552900
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vuPEj5OLIUE
>>75562273
>>75562158
thats how you know it's a false flag
>quick mohammad, how do we draw that symbol that guilt's white people
>nailed it
>>75553073
Blacks are 3/5ths of a person like in the constitution
>>75557080
Why are they all running from a bag?
>>75557080
>not "fine upstanding UK citizen throws bag.webm"
>>75552900
Jesus Christ who can eat all that I'm sitting here eating ribs and I feel myself getting sick looking at that photo
>>75552545
>you guys are racist
>implying /pol/ is a hivemind
My wife is half Jewish German, and my daughter is Nepalese
>>75561214
Here, wanted to find it too.
https://youtu.be/sv1ZuFvEtno
>>75555050
Get out jew
>>75562515
Because they are racists and think its a bomb
>>75552900
deep fried cheese crisps sounds good.
good man, helps killing of fatties and helps normal people to an epic cheat day or a fun location when in vegas.
i like that joint.
>>75552545
"when your reich is just right" hueueueuehuehhuehheueh lelelelel rediit frontpage hurrrrrrrr
>>75562073
Chocolate AND butter.
>>75558302
lolzzzz
>>75554819
Why is it virtuous for white people to love all races equally?
>>75561560
>Tall
Feels good man.
>>75560702
Why does the ONLY East-Asian (Who is also a woman) look so mean, Germany?
Are you Asiophobic or something, comeon man it's 2016
>>75554819
>British
>Cuck
nothing new under the sun
>>75552900
I want to try that restaurant once, and then puke it all up and never try it again.
>>75562828
i miss those things. they were so fun but only lasted like an hour because the picked up dirt too.
>>75562515
Why are Americans so retarded?
>>75557080
The one where he runs and another one drops a second bag.
I fokin died m8
>>75560702
White males built the country, but they're relegated to the very back row. Fuck Jews.
>>75558302
Kek. I'm surprised they're not the same thing.
>>75560663
>>75552545
>>75563226
>>75563117
I always got mine confiscated :^(
>>75563226
Yes, all the two of them.
>>75552545
A racist? The sheer gut!
I'm an austrian-economics authoritarian social conservative fascist with pagan spiritual influences.
Learn my fucking adjectives, you bigot.
>>75562514
youtube source on the original show?
>>75554819
>my niece is mixed-race
Nice to see thousands fo years of pedigree English stock being
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>>75563029
where is this picture taken?
>>75554819
Tldr
Fuck off cuck
>>75554661
Damn that's pretty neat. I love when this shithole does cool stuff like that. Like the time we investigated a tunnel near someone's back yard that turned out to be an ancient burial ground
>>75555050
Oh man, canadians solidified their eternal butthurt status in that one.
>>75553899
bern baby
>>75563492
Brussels airport after the terror attack.
But it's a montage.
>>75563579
lel, fuck the Hans, they are the biggest traitors after the anglos.
>>75554819
I'm with you tea-bro.
Im with pol when it comes to statistics and holding minorities accountable for certain things.
But really I'm not and assume most people on the board aren't.
>>75557080
How this guy not gotten arrested?
>>75562052
Keked
>>75561560
>why doesn't it annex Portugal?
KEK
>>75562137
>hypothesis: no
...
>conclusion: no
holy shit my sides are destroyed
>>75563449
Ask for "China in Africa"
>>75553073
>3/5
>>75560599
kek, good shit..
>>75560702
>nuremberg
oh the irony
>>75562630
>Eating ribs
Dude, it isn't even noon yet.
>>75559611
it was 3 days ago familia
>>75558664
Emerald is a cuck namefag who doesn't even post based memes on his Classical Art page so that he doesn't offend lefties.
>>75559882
Go away shill
>>75560092
I want one
>>75559682
Hitler actually once played a prank on one of his officers telling him that he was going on a suicide mission. His officer believed him and switched sides to the allies and gave them valuable information.
>>75559976
lost
>>75563236
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>>75563679
>>75554819
Don't take it to heart, friend. I don't even know how and why people take things that get posted here to heart. I'm pretty sure many here are responsible for numerous sudokus over the years.
>>75563706
He eventually got shot during one of those. I laughed for a week.
>>75563831
>Bring poos to country with loos
>Still doesn't PIL
?????
>>75553073
why discount them? they're only getting stolen anyway
>>75562989
You're making an assumption there. I still have prejudices, prefer to be in a white neighbourhood etc. And I don't judge people if they don't love all races equally. I'm tolerant of intolerance because I reserve the same right to speak my mind without being dismissed as a bigot.
Here in Britain, black people are different to black Americans. They are pretty much integrated into white society. There are muslim enclaves of course, and I make no bones about being Islamophobic. My friends either agree that muslims are a problem or they are a little shocked by my views there. Islamophobia isn't a taboo like racism is, at least up north. But I can still interact with muslims, I just keep a close eye on any groups of them and support Islamophobic anti-immigration policies.
But because I've met, worked with and generally associated with black (non-muslim) Brits and found them just as amiable and responsible as my white friends, I give people of every race the benefit of the doubt.
African-Americans are a different matter, but I'm concerned about them more because of their culture of violence and anti-social and anti-white behaviour. I think there's potential for African-Americans to be, if not as conventionally intelligent, at least as agreeable as most white people. But in their thug-culture ghettos with no parenting, and liberals fostering racial division and victimhood, it's no surprise many of them end up rotten. I'd be called racist for saying this in many places, and a "cuck" for saying this on /pol/. So be it. These are just my views based on observations, I don't change or censor them for anyone.
>>75563579
>tfw your German family left Germany to become peaceful Pennsylvanian farmers in colonial America
I want to go back and get the fuck off of this ride
>>75564408
Again, this. Americans don't understand that blacks, although inferior and unable to build civilisations like whites, can be integrated and civilised.
>>75560331
This is just sad.
>please, be normal people and don't steal or fuck the place up
>please, behave like humans and don't be rude
I actually feel kind of bad for her.
>>75560092
It had a jew on it, they are good at slipping through things.
>>75562580
I feel like if anyone should be able to be politically incorrect it should be people like emts who see the most fucked up shit on a daily basis
>>75561750
I actually approve of true feminism (equality for men/women blablabla) but holy shit that made me cringe. Learn how to protect yourself and lift or something. After saying this shit they go on about how they're strong independent wimminz ffs.
>was watching sailor moon today
>Rei saying "You call yourself a man but can't carry things?"
Fuck you Rei
>>75564266
No, no, it's muslims, not Indians.
Indians don't believe in toilets.
Muslims believe in toilets, but not in toilet paper. They wipe their asses with their bare hands and unless it's prayer time, they don't wash their hands afterwards.
>>75558823
>"da fuq u meen I don get dat munay"
>>75564579
I fucking love judge dredd
>>75554819
Usually people come on /pol/ just because they want to see their opinions being validated, they only want to read things they agree with.
Really make you think.
>>75563084
rare as fuck
>>75561560
>Kills whales
lel
>>75564784
>>75560228
>>75552900
>sells deep fried butter
>has no chairs
Jesus, he really is just trolling fatties
>>75564579
90% of the Dredd comics I see have a morbidly obese person in them. Did the author have a fetish or something?
>>75564408
>They are pretty much integrated into white society
They don't murder as frequently as blacks in other countries do, but they still disproportionately more crimes. And even with heavy affirmative action programs in their favor, blacks in Britain are a net drain on social welfare system (much like they are in America [1]).
[1]: http://thealternativehypothesis.org/index.php/2016/05/11/fiscal-impact-of-whites-blacks-and-hispanics/
But even if that weren't the case... when blacks and white people breed, the offspring are not white. If you care about the existence of white people, integration must be sabotaged at all levels.
>>75561522
kek, i posted a pic of that guy holding that head on some normiebook post from a friends friends that posted some stupid shit about refugees welcome. Then she removed it and i posted another just like it.
Then i got a warning and nothing more happened.
>>75552900
that sounds fucking disgusting
>>75560708
would have a drink with / 10
god bless that man
>>75564962
No. Some mutants are just fat. They even have a fat gang with fat mutants like pic related..
>>75564962
Not sure. The author tries to make fairly based points all the time and never puts tubbies in a good light so I doubt it.
>>75564408
>Here in Britain, black people are different to black Americans.
This is what we call, "delusional"
How can blacks integrate into white society? They are black
>But because I've met, worked with and generally associated with black (non-muslim) Brits
Can you grasp that meeting a nigger in a work environment doesn't tell you ANYTHING about them?
Can you grasp that your experience is not universal?
Blacks in britain are in fact more criminal on a per capita basis than in the US
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>>75564664
Australia is an inspiration to us all
