Yet more proof humans aren't the same species, this chink knocked up a fucking orangutan.
>The 38-year-old zoo keeper was filmed in full action by a series of hidden cameras put in place by the zoo’s security officials after doubts emerged about the man’s devious actions towards the zoo animals. He was caught on camera having sexual intercourse with the animals.
>what made us most suspicious was when we discovered Marylin, our oldest orangutan, was pregnant. She has never been in contact with any other orangutans because of her aggressive nature, so it didn’t make any sense”
>He said everything he had done was consensual,”
>He said he loved each and everyone of the animals and was very sorry he had impregnated the orangutan,”
>“Particularly in Indonesia, the genetic profile of some of the population is extremely close to the orangutan species
http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/worldNews/Zoo-keeper-impregnates-female-Ape-442683?channel=A2
>>75529781
Holy moly. If this is real then this is quite a big deal.
>>75529781
What the fuck...
>>75529861
Just like the humanzee. Pry just turn into someones pet
>>75529781
this can't be real, can it?
>>75529781
I'm pretty sure this is fake.
Almost sure.
>>75529781
Uh...
Of course this shit isn't real, you retards.
fake and gay
cool story tho, just imagine what if
also yes humans arent the same species, asians are part hobbit humans (look it up)
Yeah whatever.
>>75529781
They're gonna wait to see whats gonna come out right?
inb4 it makes abbos
The fact that /pol/ even entertained this bullshit for 10 seconds says all we need to know about the retards who post here. Jesus christ.
>>75529781
If this is even remotely true, we're talking a biological breakthrough between species.
This is imposibru
T. Autist
>>75529781
Obviously this couldn't be real but it's fascinating to imagine what the monster would look like IF it could be possible.
>>75529996
The majority of posts are suspicious and dismissive you dumb faggot.
>>75529781
perhaps bestiality isn't banned there.
he got a step by step on how to do "it" like mammals do.
Muh chromosomes
Even if it was possible it would be retarded and infertile
this is literally impossible you fucking idiots
>>75529781
A CHINK FUCKING A BLACK WOMAN?
>>75529996
>We share practically the same DNA code, with only minute differences, which could explain the orangutan falling pregnant from this man” explains Paleobiologist Bachtiar Pado Panghulu, of the University of Jakarta.
>>75529781
>ghanaweb.com
Sounds like a totally legitimate source.
BTW, Orangutans are extremely violent and very, very strong. They wouldn't just sit there and let a human fuck them
>>75529781
This hardly a miracle.
Chinks can knock up fat hairy niggers.
>>75529781
>Ghana
Great, next we can read a reputable journalistic account of a baby who turned out to be a witch poisoning a village.
>Indonesians are a genetic match for orangutans
Somehow they retain status as human.
>>75529781
Biologically impossible.
Right guys? Right?
>>75529781
Fake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov
>>75529781
It's probably not real but desu if it did happen it wouldn't surprise me that much since humans can breed with niggers
>>75529996
We have evidence of cross-specie fertility already. Sometimes you do get viable offspring, sometimes the offspring is just genetic garbage and stillborn, other times it's simply infertile.
It's unlikely. I wouldn't just rule it out completely though.
>Marylin
>>75529781
The baby will probably go full Elliot Rodgers when the female apes don't want to have sex with his beta happa ass.
>>75530097
And that's why you don't go to school in the Third World.
>>75530160
Brittania rules the Bantz
>>75529781
>mfw this was how AIDS was started
>>75530146
This actually proves it might be true.
It was a big program and they considered creating a hybrid a serious possibility.
>>75530165
Glad to see America isn't the only country that shits out retards
>>75529781
>man Impregnates an orangutan
If only that were true. That would be one of the most fascinating scientific events of the past 2000 years.
It makes me sad this isn't true, actually.
>>75529781
>He was caught on camera having sexual intercourse with the animals.
You can catch hepatitis that way
WHAT THE FUCK RISE OF THE HUMAN-MONKIES HAS BEGUN
PANIC
PANIC
PANIC
>>75529781
I thought humans and chimpanzees could cross-breed, but the zygote dies after ~two weeks.
But I think Orangutans are too distantly related for this.
>>75529971
>>75530003
What? No.
Part of the requirements to be inclluded in the same species is that the produced offspring needs to be fertile itself. Even if this story were to be true, the resulting offspring would be like a mule (sterile hybrid) or just stillborn.
>>75529781
>http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/worldNews/Zoo-keeper-impregnates-female-Ape-442683?channel=A2
>mfw the comment section
fucking gold
Why is it impossible?
>>75530362
>But I think Orangutans are too distantly related for this.
It's a chink, so it's a lot more likely they're related.
would have believe this story if the zoo keeper was someone named Ahmed or some shit like that
>>75529957
>implying
I'm 6'2"
>>75529996
Hybrids are a thing. Ligers, for example.
And this hybridization might be the result of mutation. Chemical barriers prevent most species from breeding, and those can be altered or bypassed.
I doubt the infant will last long
If this shit is true then my cat would start having puppies because she has been fucking my dog for a while now and neither are fixed.
>>75530403
The abo-human hybrids are fertile, ain't they?
>>75530407
bunch of retards in there
asians arent human
>>75530429
It isn't.
>>75529861
Old news
http://www.nst.com.my/news/2015/12/118370/surabaya-zoo-denies-rumours-orangutan-sexually-assaulted-staff
Story from Dec 2015.
Same zoo in Indonesia
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549639/Rare-tiger-dies-Indonesias-death-zoo.html
>>75530407
>>75530568
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanovich_Ivanov
>Cat-Dog
>>75529781
>>“Particularly in Indonesia, the genetic profile of some of the population is extremely close to the orangutan species
>they have to admit this and then still unironically claim all humans are equal
>Ghana Web
>proof
what else do this subhumans write? Another nigger reverend seen levitating?
Not actually possible. Orangutans have 48 chromosomes, compared to our 46. It wouldn't surprise me if he really did fuck her though, and then her body just started showing false signs of pregnancy.
The real question: Can someone who's doubly retarded reproduce with an Orangutan?
There was an anomalous chimp in the 1970's named Oliver, who walked on two legs and had an oddly human-looking face. There was a lot of speculation at the time that he was a human-chimp hybrid. He exhibited more human traits than one expects from a chimp, and he was a weird-looking dude...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_%28chimpanzee%29
>>75530003
he might have impregnated the orangutan. their baby might be inborn or deformed
>>75531028
That's fucking terrifying. It's just so deep in the uncanny valley and so unsettling.
>>75531028
no
no
no
You stop that shit RIGHT FUCKING NOW. That doesn't exist, and I'm not clicking on that link.
>>75531120
It turns out it's just an ugly chimp
>>75530732
Oh shit, old news guys. The means it never happened...
>>75530102
Unless it was consensual, like he said.
>>75529781
Just gonna leave this here:
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/shocking-story-sex-slave-orangutan-and-her-rescue
Apparently this is common in Indonesia
>>75531120
>in 1990 there was determined he was not a human-chimpanze hibrid.
Relax ur anus
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75530407
>BELIEVE THIS NONSENSE.THIS WILL BE THE BIGGEST NEWS IN THE WORLD.OH ONLY ANIMALS IN GHANA WILL BELIEVE THIS NONSENSE.WORTHLESS ANIMALS WHY WRITE THIS SHAMELESS STUFF.THAT IS WHY NDC CAN STEAL VOTES FROM U VILLAGERS LIKE THE WRITER.
>Don't you know that Vice president Amissah Arthur's father was a zoo keeper too? Just look at his face and you will see traces of his mother's features and also his sexual practices say it all.
>Perform wedding for them
>kill this man
>Mixed race,stupidity ,father of ape
>YOU MEAN MIXED SPECIES If it is "mixed races"then what race is the Orangutan?Come on man!Ghana is an English speaking nation!Get on with the program!
>>75529781
Will they show us photo of the offspring?
>>75531028
scientists covered it up because they didnt want dudes fucking chimps to create their own hybrids
>we fuck monkeys and apes
>hybrid is born
>it ends up being smarter and more civilized than niggers
>human-ape hybrid enslaves niggers
>>75531434
Yeah, they wanted all the chimps for themselves.
>>75530102
See >>75531274 I was going to post that
>>75529781
>90% muslim country
No one cared about the supposedly human imprenated goats, But now that an oranutan is supposedly impregnated by a chink everyone is acting surprised.
>>75530208
>american creationist scientists
>>75531274
what the actual fuck
>>75529781
What did I tell you? Don't have all the fun without me either.
>>75530429
Chimpanzees are vastly outside any genetic compatability with Homo sapiens. It's debatable we could even genetically breed with Homo erectus. Orangutans are a shitload more distant from us than even chimps.
>>75531509
>Argentinian .........???
>>75531028
>> /x/
>>75531155
According to one inconclusive DNA test and another that has since been discredited.
Try harder, skeptic-fag.
The Soviets had breeding programs and now the Chinese have carried it to the next step. This zookeeper and even Oliver are just a dog-and-pony show. What's really going on in secret government and private labs is so far beyond Dr. Moreau, you have no idea.
And guess what, whistleblowers come out all the time, they're silenced and ignored.
>>75531112
>>75531120
Oliver developed a taste for smoking and once he reached adolescence, he frequently tried to fuck human women.
There were DNA tests done in Japan and the results were very vague. Japan said he had 47 chromosomes, while the "official" report said he had 48. It had a "move along folks, nothing to see here" feel to it...
Here's a documentary about Oliver if you want to see him walking around like a human: https://youtu.be/9kJF7hRmKE0
>>75529781
This is how Brazilians were born.
>>75531549
>>75530429
Look at this chart & the timeline. We could barely interbreed with Neanderthals. Anything further from us in time & genetically is more or less zero possibility.
>>75531511
c'mon it's 2018 now
don't you have a personal 'gutanfu in your cubicle office?
you're so behind current times
>>75529781
Fake and Gay
http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2015/12/20/orangutan-sexually-assaulted-zoo-employee-report-a-hoax-zoo-official.html
>>75531372
Malaysia...please...
why fucking orangutan?
i'd rather fuck a jellyfish
>>75531581
Human-chimps do exists. They're called niggers. Why would the soviets want more niggers in their country? Think next time.
>>75531671
>>75531616
>You ever been to Diamond City? Good noodles, full of assholes.
>>75531223
I don't know. How long is orang gestation?
Is there a little hybrid baby yet?
If you read the article from December you would see the zoo denies but the good old dailyfail says they're proper villains so maybe they would lie.
Who knows?
Do you think it could be true?
>>75529781
and now, we wait . . .
>>75531671
We basically outbred Neanderthals, though.
>>75531581
>>75531616
Autosominal tests have come a very long way since any tests were done on the chimp.
Wikipedia said they wont allow anymore.
>>75531671
Science has observed several very high-functioning generalities.
Reality does not necessarily feel obligated to conform to the rules at all times, let alone your limited understanding of what the rules are.
>>75529781
great this this morging, cheers up.
he dindu nuffin
> He denied any wrong doing on his part.
“He said everything he had done was consensual,”
> everything he had done was consensual
> everything was consensual
> consensual
what? consensual. he doesnt have any selfrespect nor respect for any species
>>75531461
Sucks Abraham Lincoln put a stop to that :(
>hurr hurr, human-ape hybrids are impossibru!!!!!!!!
they exist already
>>75531706
They didn't want them in their country, they wanted them as soldiers. Seriously, being stupid isn't a punchline.
I know that the comedy movies you were exposed to imprinted you with the mook archetype that makes you think the way to be cool and funny and score chicks is to act and think like Tom Green and Johnny Knoxville, but that was just deep-teach conditioning, surely you can see that?
>>75531873
Which one of these is a nigger, and which one is a chimp?
Trick question. They're both niggers.
>>75529781
You do realize that Indonesians are unbelievably stupid, right?
Look at this story if you have any faith in the judgment of these morons. They found a sex doll floating at sea and literally thought it was an angel and so dressed it up and treated it like a holy relic and people can from far and wide to pray to it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570702/Excited-villagers-thought-blessed-angel-heaven-doll-washes-beach-Indonesia-discover-inflatable-SEX-TOY.html
So no, "testimony" from Indonesians that a dude knocked up a monkey aren't worth shit. They're morons, period.
It's not possible just because humans have 23 chromosome pairs and orangutang has 24. Only if that guy has some weird genetic decefict that gives him extra chromosome and if orangutang has one less.
Maybe if he has double Y and orangutang has single X but then I don't really know about orangutang genes. I just looked up how many they have on wikipedia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_by_chromosome_count
>>75530291
>America
>America
>country
>shits out retards
>Canadian
>America not the only country
If the orangutan is indeed pregnant the most likely explanation is the zookeeper taking another orangutan into the cage for a threesome.
>>75531969
Shhhhh... unrustle thyself, fellow Burgerlander.
>>75529781
worst bull shit I ever read , even for pol this is low standard. Did you write this yourself?
>>75529996
>Jesus christ.
You can say that again.
>>75532128
>It's not possible just because humans have 23 chromosome pairs and orangutang has 24.
And yet... stranger things have been known to happen...
So this is how black people came into existance
>>75530208
they dont teach sarcasm in great american schools?
>>75530208
That's ironic.
>>75529781
>He said everything he had done was consensual
It's 2016, love is love
#Respect
Now you impregnate a cute boy.
>>75531274
indos look like apes anyway, so im not surprised
>>75531437
>>75531028
>cremated
Every fucking time.
>>75532109
I really need to see the doll in question before I can form a judgment.
Like how inflatable are we talkin' here?
>>75531028
>Janet Berger herself claimed that Oliver was becoming attracted to her when he reached the age of 16.[4] He eventually tried to mate with her, and it became apparent that Oliver could no longer stay with Janet.
>>75533508
I wouldn't kick pic related out of bed.
>>75533427
Yeah. They constantly denied scientists' requests to perform free DNA tests. All it would take is a few hairs, but gee... it's almost like they had something to hide.
>>75533508
Pic related.
>>75529781
isn't this how donald trump was born?
The ape might be pregnant but there will be no fetus.
Only god's magic could make any sort of ape-human possible.
But he would have to actually exist first.
>>75531028
>He took part in regular enrichment activities including a watermelon smashing party
>>75529781
FUCKING SCUM THAT IS HOW AIDS STARTED IN HUMANS!!!
>>75531028
shit man this is some annunaky/nephilim shit right there
>>75530142
>Biologically impossible.
How do you think mules (or was it donkeys?) are made? Or ligers? Or fuck I forget. All hybrids.
The hybrid will be sterile though, proving we are different species. This is the current definition. Species lines are gray though.
Meanwhile black/white hybrids at varying ratios are actually representing most of the "black" people of America, proving we're the same species.
>>75530407
Fuck that's funny
>>75530337
Have you been living under the rock?
US are 13% monkey
>>75529781
What the hell would it look like?
>>75531028
Crazy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kJF7hRmKE0
>>75534440
>>75530354
What a qt
>>75530429
It's not, jews just want to keep us away from qt orangutan waifus
>>75529781
http://en.sindonews.com/read/1070848/196/just-hoax-surabaya-zoo-keepers-were-impregnated-female-orangutan-1450538615
was all a hoax
>using picture of a random dead guy and saying he is a zookeeper impregnating an uranutan that does not exist in the zoo mentioned aswell as all the experts and names of workers in that zoo from various articles.
still found like houndreds newsarticles with that story when reversesearched, mostly african/indian sources.
why third worlders so obsessed with fucking animals?
Oh fuck you guys.
Go shove a fork up your asses.
If he was a fullblooded saharan nigger the chances of it being fertile would increase
>>75529781
this cant happen, humans and orangutans have differing number of chromosomes.
>>75534842
I will when you stop flooding into our concen- refugee camps.
>>75529996
he's Indonesian though
It was easy to believe it could be true
I recon abbos come from Indonesian/Orangutan sex
>>75529781
they better not abort this. for science we must see what happens.
>>75534842
KISAMA
ARE YOU HUMAN OR ORANGUTAN?
>>75533585
That feel
>>75534684
Heh
>>75535005
Human.
What else do you think, Dmitri?
>>75529781
Can humans and apes reproduce?
I mean, tigers and lions can have some sort of fucked up hybrid cub so it should be possible too, right?
>>75529781
>Yet more proof humans aren't the same species
This isn't proof of anything you retarded britbong faggot. Why are /pol/tards so stupid when it comes to biology? You spout your retarded "human subspecies" pseudo-scientific racism bullshit on /sci/ and get BTFO every time
Call me when the offspring is fertile and viable.
>>75531028
I seen a coon walking around Darwin once who had full blown facial structure of a monkey. Would rather bang pic imo
>>75533681
>Inferior pixelated version
Step aside, son
>>75534926
So do horses and donkeys, but they can still knock each other up to make mules
>>75529971
>>75534842
BRENGSEK
GOBLOK
GO CRY IN YOUR BAKSO BOWL
>>75534967
>he's Indonesian though
>It was easy to believe it could be true
Thank you for illustrating his point.
>>75529781
Nice try anon, race is just a social construct
>>75529781
>“Particularly in Indonesia, the genetic profile of some of the population is extremely close to the orangutan species
>>75531028
Looks exactly like a swede if you ask me.
One of their ultra liberal frontiers done on your soil? Was the half breed transsexual(had it's genitalia mutilated) by chance?
>>75535186
>malingsia
Go jump off a bridge.
Anjing elu.
>>75535177
Well they look pretty identical don't they? Evolutionarily speaking, they're much closer than apes/monkeys are to modern humans.
>>75529781
I've always wondered why there wasn't more beastiality porn with apes. It seems so obvious.
>>75535177
trust me man, if it were possible to impregnate primates as humans would would be seeing these abominations walking around everywhere by now. Humans and Primates are too genetically different to breed.
>>75529971
Holy kek
>>75531616
>he frequently tried to fuck human women.
What and how?
>>75535102
>frequents sci
>"smart" enough to take shitpost threads serious
wew lad
>>75530403
>mule
You know that fertile mules have been found yes?
>>75535130
Would
If this was actually possible what would the offspring be called? Humangutan? Oranguman?
>>75530092
Underated post
>>75533718
I remember that bit. That was a good one.
>>75535775
Really? That struck you as clever?
>>75529781
I fucking hate Indonesians. I wish we would go to war with them
>>75535882
You'd lose. There's like 240 million of em and what, 23 million of you?
If America couldn't defeat the Vietnamese, you Aussies won't be able to beat the Indos.
>>75534698
Spotted the Asian.
>>75535979
>America couldn't defeat Nam without pissing off the lefties and being voted out of office
We could and did militarily fuck their shit up but yeah Australia is a meme country
>>75534807
"is almost certainly a hoax"
>December 2015
wew lad, this article and thread is in current year
>>75535882
International jewry prevented us from using the big stick to keep them in line.
You brought this on yourself.
>>75535307
I am guessing because the apes can get incredibly violent , just remember that 911 call where a chimp ripss off a woman face
>>75535979
Lmfao, we wouldn't lame cunt. Just chuck bombs on them and rename them New Christmas Island and store all the undesirables there.
>>75529781
>trans-species rights becomes a legitimate thing
NO
>>75536158
You can just sedate them, where there is an erect penis, there is a way...
>>75535759
>If this was actually possible what would the offspring be called? Humangutan? Oranguman?
Indonesian.
>>75529781
i want to fugg da monke
>>75529781
>“Particularly in Indonesia, the genetic profile of some of the population is extremely close to the orangutan species
>>75536235
Auugh! Ignorant! Your ciscentric-nonbinary-speciest worldview is oppressing me!
>>75530537
>liger
liliput nigger?
>>75531344
>relax ur anus
>However a full DNA test has never been performed. Although many requests were made for access to Oliver for medical testing during his later years at Primarily Primates and again after his death in 2012, it was the policy of PP to refuse all such requests, calling those inquiries "scientific tourism."
hmmm, anus unrelaxed
>>75529781
What will she spawn?
>>75537000
Lion+Tiger.
There are also Tigons. I don't recall which is which, but it depends on which of the animals is male.
Ligers grow exceptionally huge. Tigons are tiny as fuck.
In other news, the #blacklivesmatter movement was dealt another blow as an unarmed African American male was gunned down inside a zoo...
>>75537317
Usualy when a female is impregnated by seed from a non-related spiecis the offspring is born dead.
It'd be 10/10 if she popped out a nigger though.
>>75531671
Go back to church, ameritard.
>>75529781
i always knew those indonesians werent even human
>>75537477
That's what I'm imagining.
The fucking rage if she gave birth to what was an indisputable niglet.
>>75529781
Holy fuck I'd love to see a video of this (for research)
>>75529781
>He said everything he had done was consensual,”
fucking kek
>>75537885
That looks like a pic of that guy that got caught for stolen valor, twice.
>>75538069
No fucking shit. You try to rape an animal ten times stronger than you, and notorious for its brutality.
>>75531274
>Numerous attempts to rescue Pony by animal rights groups and local police were thwarted by the villagers who saw Pony as a kind of “good luck charm.” VICE reported that eventually the village was stormed by 35 policemen armed with AK-47s, along with the Central Kalimantan Conservation and Natural Resources Authority.
See this is why Internet Positif needs to die
>>75535130
why fuk the doll when you have good child in back
>>75538855
baksu looks like spam with ramen
>>75529781
If this is true, if this even has a chance to be true, then I want to see what comes out. So will many scientists. Someone needs to be there to take pictures when it is born. Not that it is possible. In fact, conventional knowledge holds that this is very much impossible. But if there is a chance...
>>75531028
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_%28chimpanzee%29
>He took part in regular enrichment activities including a watermelon smashing party
>watermelon smashing party
>enrichment activities
>watermelon smashing
>enrichment
>watermelon
>ghanaweb
Ah yes, a very objective site that clearly a good grasp of science and evolution. Its impossible for a human to impregnate another member of the primates. Humans diverged from orangutans 12 million years ago. That's over 1/6 of the way to the fucking dinosaurs. This is bullshit.
http://mbe.oxfordjournals.org/content/20/3/424.full
>>75539100
It's a big stretch.
>>75540069
interesting
>>75530403
>what are geep
>>75530208
>American talking about education
>>75541255
Once you adjust for blacks, our system regularly fares better than Germany--and that's counting mexicans and sandniggers as white. You're goddamn right we'll talk about education.
>>75529781
Species are defined by reproductive comparability. This actually not only lends credence to the idea that we are all the same species (anybody fertile can have a kid with anyone else fertile), but that we're still the same species as primates. It's probably a hoax
>>75535102
Race does exist, you cucknadian bluepilled nigger-loving cuck faggot.
''Pop'' ''Science'' isn't science
>>75529781
This would BTFO the church on so many levels.
>>75529957
Elliot roger is proof that Asian and whites are the same species
If they can have kids and if those kids can have kids (technically) then they're the same species. Yes, even dogs
>>75535307
An ape is a lot harder to get hold of than a dog.
>>75541619
Dogs and wolves crossbreed
>>75541733
Dogs are a subspecies of grey wolves
I want to see the result dont you dare abort it faggots
>>75541924
I really hope they don't. If it is true, hopefully someone gets a pic of it before they toss it in the incinerator.
>>75529781
>ghanaweb.com
nice source you got there
>>75541733
Yep, you're starting to get it not
Animals are classified by what they are, not what they do. They might act differently, but there are only a few generations of selective inbreeding separating them
what the fuck
>>75542060
The catholic church wouldn't allow this to happen. They'd make the ape disappear before this whole thing gets really big.
A crisis of faith and a killing blow from the theory of evolution could be the result.
>>75541619
Hyena stop being fertile after the 8th generation of impure breeding.
Most animal work likewise the genetic quality of the womb quickly being unsustenable.
>>75540069
As I've already said, this is a complete shit argument. The last common ancestor of horses and donkeys lived approximately 5 million years ago, yet their offspring is so common that it even has its own name, mule. In fact, there have even been several verified cases of fertile mule offspring.
This story is obviously fake, and clearly horses and humans are obviously different, but stating that point of divergence as some sort of obvious explanation as to why it's false is just plain, utter, undiluted bullshit. Fuck off.
>>75529781
> ghanaweb
i know half the people on earth are below average, but i didnt think you guys were so gullible and stupid
>>75542471
>half the people on earth are below average
somebody hasn't understood averages
>>75542471
>thinking we believe it.
maybe one dullard itt believes it.
everyone else knows that if ape's and humans could successfully breed there would be ape men walking around.
were just taking the piss and making dank memes
>>75542377
Okay, but the post was about humans, not hyenas. I don't know the definition of species to that specific instance, but I can tell you that people are absolutely all the same species
>>75542427
I can tell you're not a biologist (or a primatologist.) The difference between some 4.5-5 million yrs and 12 million years is enormous. Truly vast. Horses :: donkeys and humans :: orangutans are simply not analogous at all.
>>75537365
same as mule
there are some crossbreed impregnation, but it leads to sterile offspring and species die there.
I wouldn't be surprised if some apes could be impregnated by humans, but i would be very surprised if that offspring was born alive/capable of reproduction
>>75540731
Is a Paleoafrican a Pigmy?
>>75543618
It's fucking hilarious how much mileage this thread is getting. You niggers are spending all this energy arguing over whether an orangutan can be impregnated by a man.
Goddamn 4chan, the ride never ends.
>>75529781
No
This is not being a "racial realist", if you believe that humans of any nation can breed with literal apes you are fucking retarded
>>75544288
/pol/ is ridiculous, no argument, but the great majority of the folks in this thread spotted this for bullshit instantly. Most of the rest is just stupid spammy bullshit.
>>75532393
>mothers think this is cute
>>75543618
What are you trying to argue? My point was that including the point of divergence is a complete bullshit argument. Further, he said that it was impossible for humans to impregnate any other [assume living] primate, not just the orangutan. The closest living primates are only an estimated 7 million years apart from us. Further, mules are extremely common and can even in some cases reproduce. Clearly they could be even more separated from horses and still in rare cases produce living offspring.
Finally, my point wasn't that humans can impregnate orangutans or any other living primate for that matter. My point was that simply stating the point of divergence as some sort of evidence that reproduction between the species is impossible is just bullshit, which it is. We already know that all existing empirical evidence suggests that it probably isn't possible anyway, why bring in some faulty armchair scientist explanation for it?
>>75529781
Damn he looks like Obama
>>75530249
>Implying it wasn't started by the massive anti-polio campaign in Africa
>Implying polio vaccine didn't use serum produced in Belgian labs in the area
>Implying they really did use rehsus monkeys all the time
>Implying they never, and I say never, used apes' kidneys for the purpose of creating viral cultivations in vats
>Implying all the local witnesses who assert chimps where used instead of rhesus monkeys are liars
>Implying ALL vaccines used in the Congo anti-polio campaign came from Europe (despite ridiculous transportation costs)
>>75529781
No one fucking checked the source? It's a hoax.
>>75531028
>>75533427
>>75533681
>>75531120
>>75531616
>>75529996
Which is why you're here... right?
>>75529996
Hybrids exist where the parents have quite a bit of genetic diversity.
>>75545925
oh gee wow you must be some kind of genius with a rare deformity that prevents you from reading threads
>>75540406
For you.
>>75529781
a monkey will give birth to a """"""human"""" soon
creationists btfo!!!!!
>>75530984
This
>>75529781
>Ghanaweb
>Trusting African news sites
>EVER. Pic related
Jesus britcuck.
>>75529781
shit is fake. they are a different species you moronic fuck. its more than 1% different dna material. there is no way it can happen.
>>75529781
>orangutan
97% similar dna. Not happening.
>>75529781
Orangutans have 24 chromosomes. The sperm cannot fertilize an egg because it lacks a chromosome.
More click bait articles from degenerate 3rd world countries. Fuck off ghana you sand niggers.
>>75529781
This sounds more like /pol/ than /x/. If it's true this sick fuck has opened up a floodgate. The furries will be wanting in on this shit. If I'm not mistaken the hybrids can't make it full term so it probably won't survive
>>75535311
But you lot impregnate abo's all the time!
