Hey Dude. I'm like here for the like Job interview thingy.
My hobbies include vegan cheeses, blazing fat bowls, bug chasing, Pat the Bunny and snorkels.
>>75526719
We'll call you back
Sup, I like am like here for like the interview thingy.
My like hobbies include like, Vans shoes, Bernie Sanders, collecting vintage Duck Decoys, and like Bug Chasing.
>>75526719
What a waste, he could have been a top white guy.
>>75526768
ok cool bro, my number is 420 blaze it hahahaha
What's Pat the Bunny?
>her dur arem har far der jar inarvar dany
>mah haras enroor verar cherses bararin ert bers bar rarin rar rer barree ar nurols
Sorry, what?
>>75526897
only the coolest anarchist punk singer from Vermont, bro.
Also Bernie is from Vermont, hahaha Vermont bro
>>75526719
We only have a position in Gas Chamber Quality Assurance, you're just the candidate we were looking for. It's only a temporary position, but it's an opportunity to die for.
>>75527052
kek'd
Ayy man, I am here for this job. how much is the pay?
Bernie says I should be paid atleast $15 an hour, capitalist pig.
My hobbies include Bernie fucking Sanders, beetlejuice, muffaletas, and Karl Marx
>>75527052
alright when does it start, man. How much money will it pay?
>>75526719
>>75526849
Surely he would get the living shit kicked out of him if he was even in eye shot of a black person.
When he realizes this it will be the ultimate cuckening as he is forced to remove that and walk around with his lip flapping about as some amateur professor of African studies get the biggest domination thrill they could have ever hoped for. They would create incentive for his presence to use as an objet d'art for small gatherings to provide a steady source of such thrills.
THIS IS WHY THEY SAY: DRUGS NOT EVEN ONCE.
WHY TAKE THE FUCKING RISK!
>>75527221
Does he have no ear?
>>75527435
Maybe he's just go a hole. Like birds do.
Hello fellow Millennials,
I am here for the Job Interview, sir.
This is a fantastic opportunity, and I thank you for it.
As a fellow Millennial my Hobbies include:
Moby Dick, She ya laboof, curly mustaches, Kenan and peels,Jiffy pop (the pop-corn, not the rapper), conyay east, hole foods, Passed blue ribbons beer, beastie boy and of course Kathy Parry
>>75526719
>bug chasing
>>75526719
out of all the races, only white people become such circus freaks
why are whites so prone to becoming extreme degenerates?
Hey my name is Lanz....ah...I mean Laverne, and this is my friend Shirley.
We are here at this Job Interview today hoping to work in your elementary school. We heard it's a pretty cool school, hehe!
>>75527673
the jews
>>75527673
>ONLY WHITE PEOPLE BECOME CIRCUS FREAKS
You'll find that impaling your face in various ways is something done by people around the world, and isn't limited to just white people.
>>75527673
Actually, the traditions of scarification, disfigurement, mutilation etc. was originally adopted by various tribes across Africa and Eurasia and Asia to make their children less desirable to Muslim slavers, because Muslims are always going around kidnapping children from all the neighboring tribes and villages, if you made your kids look weird and ugly, the Muslims would pick on other tribes.
White people do it though because their own culture is plastic and fake and they are scrabbling any kind of culture they can find and trying to glom onto it and make it their own.
White people HAD a real culture, and it was the best, but that culture is so fucking dead and gone, it will take generations to revive it.
So desperate, miseducated white kids are latching onto niggerdom because at least it's real, at least it's something.
>>75528137
never thought I'd say this unironically but....
really make you think? huh?
Have you done any work paid or unpaid in the last two weeks ?
>>75528422
sold a couple grams of sweet dank dank, hahaha bro!
>>75527221
Those fuckin eyebrows wew lad
>>75528137
>White people HAD a real culture, and it was the best, but that culture is so fucking dead and gone, it will take generations to revive it.
Sad but true.
When I read books written before the 1960s young people of middle class origin or above were all familiar with classical music, able to recite poetry and familiar with history.
When I go to see opera or an orchestra now I am the youngest person in the room by 20 or more years. I joined a society celebrating the work of great writer Henry Williamson and was the youngest by 40 years. Chess and bridge, once the great past times of Europeans, are dying games and the clubs grow old. The last remnants of white culture are slowly dying and need new blood to continue, but young whites would rather put stretchers in their ears and listen to reggae.
This spiritual and cultural decline is a bigger threat in my mind than any migration.
>>75527673
The White Race pushes the limits of the known universe. It is simply in our DNA and culture to do so.
Unfortunately this desire to discover and invent knew things leads some of our people pushing "social boundaries". Ending up with the fucking freak in the photo.
This is why White Culture needs authoritarianism. In order to keep the exploration properly focused, and in check.
>>75527673
Mexicans spawn quitea few monsters
>>75527526
this was pretty funny, man
>>75526719
>>75527221
>these people can vote
>>75526719
how does it eat?
>>75528908
At the same time, it was the sins of white culture that let the forces of evil get their foot in the door and now we're all on the chopping block once again.
That's what you do when you cheat to get ahead, you fucking slit your children's throats all the way to the bank, so congratulations.
Once again, millions must die.
>>75529251
>when you cheat to get ahead
What do you mean by this?
>>75529228
with it cock, duh
>>75529196
isn't america a wonderful palce
>>75529196
>>these people can vote
You'd be surprised how many of them can't and won't and don't.
It's really a very small minority who actually show up to the polls and successfully navigate the dirt simple voting process.
Seriously, remember the guy who wrote in Bernie Sanders on the Republican Primary ticket because he didn't know what fucking party he was affiliated with? That's MOST of these people, that's how smart MOST of them are.
>>75529251
Probably the dumbest thing I've ever read in my life.
>>75529228
Intravenous glucose solution.
>>75528908
>>75529251
Free shrugs. It's bad, but it's easy to fix in 40 or so years given effort.
What's harder is creating logical continuations of the old traditions.
When the turks were beaten we created coffeeshops.
When potatoes were brought back we integrated them into our diets.
When French dominated Europe we made it our own.
We need to not only look backwards, but also forwards.
Creating new things out of old things - rather than copying them like a cargo cult - is the way of the White Man.
We need to never forget that. Have pride, but have the ability to adapt.
It's what we do.
>>75527221
OK. I'll give the ear docking a pass, since the external ear gets in the way and is really only good for holding up eyeglasses.
But why the fuck would you want extra holes in your cheeks/lips? So spit can dribble out? So you can whistle in harmony?
I weep for them.
>>75529367
Anytime you ever do anything to cheat your fellow man in any way shape or form.
Anything you would do in secret, or hoping that no one finds out.
Absolutely any form of dishonor whatsoever.
We know that sins were committed because we are all seeing the wages of those sins.
What is happening, this degeneracy, this clash of cultures, our governments being our worst enemies instead of our representatives, our political and banking class colluding to sell our country out from underneath us, none of this would be possible if this culture had not committed great sins.
People only THINK they get away with things. You are held to account for everything you do, in this life AND in the next.
>>75529543
idk, but it think it's my fetish now
>>75529411
Just do whatever you want and see what comes of it.
Sin like it's going out of style your whole life and then turn around and curse God when your life turns out like shit and every good thing you ever got just makes your heart ache all the more.
>>75529367
>Being German
>Asking a anti-West Black Marxist to explain it's canned 40 year old hand-me-down rhetoric.
You really haven't figured out how to live life yet. Never ask for an explanation from a fucking propagandist. All you do is legitimize them by recognition.
Instead attack them right back with the same pseudo-intellectual marxist hyperbole. If you don't know how, it's simple. Reverse whatever it is they're saying back unto them.
ALL marxist social ridicule is based in false narratives.
It's 2016, get with it already.
>>75529045
>This is why White Culture needs authoritarianism. In order to keep the exploration properly focused, and in check.
what a load of fucking horseshit.
focussed and in check according to authoritarians. take a look at history and see where that has ever worked. why do you think that the people in charge will consider what you think as the righful focus?
yet i am sure you feel so masculine and insightful when you write that like the angry teenager you are. all because of a photograph of some fucking idiot on the internet that made you feel threatend.
just because a photo upsets you, you're prepared to go full german. what a worthless piece of shit you are.
the only important thing in 'white culture', which is frankly anglo-american-french, is freedom of speech, followed by the right to uphold yourself (the reason for your second amendment). and that's it. notice how all this bullshit coincides with the greatest attacks on freedom of speech ever seen? you're too fucking stupid to realise this. christ.
you're like that german faggot. you think opera, which is just pop culture for the rich (if barely) from a couple of hundred years ago, is somehow sacronsanct. you don't realise that shakespeare, the greatest english playwright in history (probably the greatest human writer to be frank) wrote mainly about sex and tits. it's just in a different dialect so you don't notice.
and here you are, retreating to your hugbox on the internet because a fucking photo upsets you. wew lad.
you're exactlly the reason why the world is so fucked up today. you're no different to the whining sjws who want to shut down everything because it hurts their feelings. because you too want to shut down everything because it hurts your feelings.
and no, you still won't get laid in your new reich.
Faggot.
Please lagerize
>>75527526
Go home, read this and come back to me - this is your last chance.
>>75529920
Every European civilizational peak in history was under authoritarian rule. Authoritarians are needed to keep the banker class in check. This was the purpose of the European monarchy system.
A perfect current example of this is in Russia. We now see a new Russian Renaissance occurring there due to the restoration of traditional european totalitarianism.
America will see the same renaissance under an authoritarian Trump presidency. Where the American culture will be forced to focus on proper civilization foundations, instead of unfocused social experimentation and decay.
Anyone attempting to harm our natural return to European Authoritarians will be removed from our society as he regressive element they are.
There is nothing you can do to stop this. You may slow it down.... but White Culture and it's White Psyche are built for Empire.
>>75529601
This is sheer cuckery. Europeans didn't cheat, we conquered the world fair and square.
>>75530163
ok, i feel hip with the kiddos now. That Maria kerry sure is a stinker, and how about that jim karsashian, 4 and 1 half of a man is my favorite show
>>75530499
Good job on fighting back. Here's a little tip on how to better do it.
Example: "White people are bad, because they did war."
Response: Point out all the wars of non-white nations. It's all of them, just so you know. :)
Example: "White people did slavery. They're evil."
Response: Slavery was a world wide institution that white people lead the world in abolishing. The Arab slave trade lasted 1,400 years. In ancient mexico the aztecs thrived off slavery.
So, it is very easy. Simply reverse whatever they say back on them. Never, never ask for an explanation. Never defend yourself from their accusations. Just attack them back.
Take care :)
>>75529601
>believes a fairytale
Grow the fuck up.
>>75526719
I'm sorry, this is a home insurance company. The travelling freakshow is just off the freeway heading north of town.
>>75526719
what a stupid fucking idiot retard
>>75527221
>Mfw Southwark memes into real life.
This motherfucker is trying to become a dolphin
>>75527221
holy fuck
>>75527221
holy fuck he cut his ears off
>>75531172
I will train him to bottlenose my meathole
>>75531197
ivanka is fucking hot
>>75527287
6 gorillion >>75527383
>>75527673
It's just that you live in a western society so you're obviously more prone to seeing white people.
It's the same all over the world though. I'd say brazil or thailand are the worst.
>>75530541
OK, you'll do. Welcome aboard.
Here is a box of 1000 condoms. You're job is to stand near the park and distribute them to 14 year olds... just the white ones please.
>>75526719
Welcome aboard! Here, let me lead you to your new office.
>opens gas chamber door
It's a little underfurnished, but that won't be a problem...
So spend some time in here and we'll bring you to the tanning beds later.
>calls cremation operator
>"Start the oven."
>>75531590
>just the white ones please.
sure thing Mr.Shekelberg
>>75530163
>this magazine exists and people will actually hand over money for it
>>75531652
I'll be back next week goy!
>>75527030
Did you know he posts here? I was in a thread where he revealed himself. Seems like a cool guy, always enjoyed his music
>>75531886
crazy, must have had a change of political views. I went from Anarchist to /pol/tard as well, so I can see where he is coming from
>>75530163
4 (FOUR) fucking quid lads
£4
>>75531850
see you later Mr, Shekelberg
I'll be a good goy while you are gone.
>>75529920
>you're like that german faggot. you think opera, which is just pop culture for the rich (if barely) from a couple of hundred years ago, is somehow sacronsanct. you don't realise that shakespeare, the greatest english playwright in history (probably the greatest human writer to be frank) wrote mainly about sex and tits. it's just in a different dialect so you don't notice.
>opera is upper class pop music!
>Shakespeare is an early modern soap opera!
This is not the case. European culture used to express itself in a higher form, and now it is debased.
Comparing golden age culture with modern crap is something you would only do to make yourself feel better about the shit state the West is now in.
>related 19th century 'pop music':
https://youtu.be/SRmCEGHt-Qk
>>75532085
C'mon Dad all my online friends are in it. Do you want me to be left out? This could kickstart my YouTube career! Just use the contactless feature on your iPhone12 you old fogey ewww. I literally can't even.
>>75526719
>can you pass a drug test? Cause we have this like need for a few warm bodies to fill positions. Oh this work is temp and it pays minimum wage. Hope that's cool.
>>75532330
kek could literally hear the voice in my head
>>75532166
Yeh buddy, you're really getting the hang of this now. I see a great future in you. Keep on growing stronger. Eventually fighting anti-West marxist faggots becomes effortless. Because they all say the same 3-4 things.
Check out daily stormer for more intellectual discussion on how to make the West great again.
>>75532373
>minimum wage
>drug test
I smoke weed, man, I have a medical card because I have HIV.
Also Bernie says I deserve $15, so suck it boss man.
>>75532166
For real, though. Have you ever read his works?
GREGORY
To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand:
therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away.
SAMPSON
A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will
take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's.
GREGORY
That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes
to the wall.
SAMPSON
True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels,
are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push
Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids
to the wall.
GREGORY
The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.
SAMPSON
'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I
have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the
maids, and cut off their heads.
GREGORY
The heads of the maids?
SAMPSON
Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads;
take it in what sense thou wilt.
GREGORY
They must take it in sense that feel it.
SAMPSON
Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and
'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.
Raping wenches and innuendo with bad verbal puns. That's Shakespeare for you.
>>75526719
>bug chasing
Is that like, collect bugs or literally going around running after them like a child?
>>75532822
seeking and fucking faggots with AIDS
no I'm not kidding.
>>75532822
No its the "letting some faggot with HIV have unprotected sex with your asshole" kinda thing.
>>75532878
>>75532917
>Deliberately seeking AIDS
Why?
Guys it's late and this thread has been enough for me, thank you and good night.
>>75533026
because degenerate stuff
>>75532701
Humour in literature is not degenerate. Sampson is a negative character anyway. All the great works have a mixture of tragedy and comedy, and Shakespeare is no exception.
>>75532878
>>75532917
no way
>>75527221
No fucking way...
>>75533050
But its 11 am ameribro
>>75533563
Tell me about the future baguette.
>>75526719
>Pat the Bunny
How did Pat make it to /pol/?
>>75533635
more socialism
and even more
>>75526719
>thumb ring
fucking degenerate
>>75533095
"its not a death sentence anymore, its a lifestyle choice" -Milo
Somewhat satirically
>>75533658
He apprently posts here
>>75531886
See this
>>75533716
Just checked it out. P decent, always thought he was a humble guy.
>>75526897
Name would imply a degenerate furfag
>>75533692
>Is not a death sentence you just have to pay and be treated for life, no biggie
Truly hedonism has no limits.
>>75529543
>I'll give the ear docking a pass
Hello sir
I want to say I feel privileged in working with you and can't wait to start working here
>>75534732
Is this anything more than a desperate cry for attention? What causes this ?
>>75527221
>all those retarded gauges and facial tattoos
Whatever.
>Replaced his eyebrows
Uhhh...okay.
>Dyed his eyes.
Whew lad.
>Fucking cut off his MOTHER FUCKING EARS
Nope, I can't do it anymore.
>>75526719
Good morning Sir, I'm here for the interview. Here's my resumé. I have a PhD in polymer engineering and 2 post-docs. My hobbies include reading, playing music and video games.
>>75536769
Here at The Young Turks, everyone's first job is under my desk. Get to it noobie!
>>75536769
>video games
dropped
>>75527221
He fucking cut his own fucking ear off.
This thing needs to be executed. I hope it didn't breed or else its offspring need to be executed as well.
>>75536769
When don't employ manchildren sorry
>>75536769
>video games
>hobby
>>75536769
>I have a PhD in polymer engineering and 2 post-docs.
Do you really?
How thick would a piece of Plexiglass need to be, at 60 feet by 10 feet, to withstand the pressure of 18000 f2 of water?
>>75535231
Ever since the rise of mainstream "everyone is equal" liberalism and tolerance after the counter-culture of the Vietnam War, social freedoms have been pushed to their very limit. What you see here are the brave men and women and indeterminate genders and those without genders and those who have a gender but don't use it all the time pushing the very boundaries of what we consider: retardation.
There are no words to describe the sacrifices these people (unless you identify as something else) give in order to teach us and make us remember who to burn and crucify when the happening happens.
>>75529543
Not even true
You can run an experiment to prove the value of external ears. Put plastic cups over your ears, close your eyes, and walk into the center of a room. Have 6 people stand around you in different places around the room. For example, four in the corners, one behind and one in front of you. Give those people devices that make a little sound and when you hear a sound point to where you think the sound is coming from.
If you run the experiment with and without the cups over your years you'll see that our ears help us distinguish which direction a sound is coming from; especially if its coming from in front of or behind us.
>>75531119
>No not the tinkers, the next caravan up
>>75532166
But the greatest work Wagner ever created, the Ring Cycle, is actually about incest and basically LoTR.
Really high culture, dude.
>>75526719
when i clicked on this i thought youd just drawn thick white lines in ms paint fucking around with a guy in dreadlocks, ffs
>>75538380
subject matter does not denote high culture in and of itself, it's hoe the subject matter is handled.
come on, man. you can do better than this.
>>75526719
>>75526781
These are the consequences of living in a society where people are absolutely certain that nobody is going to just punch them in the fucking face
>>75533026
It increases your chances of earning a medal at the oppression olympics.
>>75537868
here faggot
> he dislikes based Pat
I hope you guys don't do this
>>75526719
>implying he would be able to talk
>>75526719
I've never ever included hobbies in my curriculum vitate or whatever it's called, why the fuck would you list what do you do in your free time? You're here for the job, not for the fun.
>>75540253
Impressive.
>>75540253
Holy shit! /pol/ BTFO.
>>75536769
>not shaved
>hippy hair
>video games
dropped
>>75526719
Get out and dress propely, then we'll talk.
Next please.
>>75540253
No you're wrong. Try harder faggot.
>>75542644
You are correct. I've hidden an error in the calculation to know if someone actually read and understood it. Point it out and you win.
>>75526719
this dude lives in russia and only eats fruit
>>75540253
>>75537261
Exactly. When a man says "video games" and a woman says "scrapbooking," resumes go one place.
>Pennwithashiteatinggrinandagarbagecan.png
>>75527221
His liberal arts college campus taught him to be different. So he became the degenerate version of Vincent van Gogh.
>>75533026
>>75533095
http://efukt.com/21298_I_Want_HIV.html
>>75544520
what the fuck
>>75526719
pat the bunny actually produces some pretty sick jams, you faggot.
Johnny hobo and the freight trains is the shit when you're smashed, and his later stuff is right on.
Hey man, don't lump vegan options with degenerate behaviour.
._.
>>75526719
>bug chasing
I could understand all the other hippy stuff but he doesn't look gay to me...unless you're implying that he tries to catch hiv from shooting dope with infected needles off the ground.
>>75526719
Lost it at "snorkels."
He seems like a cool guy. But I'll hire the girl with the best tits anyway.
Also lets not pretend the reason to live is to pass a fucking job interview. Working for others is the most beta thing to do, so stop kidding yourself.
Unless you're a freelancer/self-employed, a company owner or just rich, you're a cuck, simple as that.
>>75526719
>vegan cheeses
how does that work?
>>75526719
Ayoo' waddup crackah! I'z be lookin Fo' da jawb intaview. Mah hobbeys includes pimpin n shit an killin' whitey!
