You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.
>>75519036
what if i'm american
>>75519036
>The Islamic invasion conveniently doesn't count
>>75519133
>posts reddit sphere
go back to 9gag
>>75519036
>capitol is less than 60% British
>>75519133
>>75519181
European mutt countries don't count
>>75519036
He says as pig fuckers groom his daughter and he does nothing at all to stop it for fear of being considered "racist"
>>75519036
Lmao
>>75519133
America isnt too old
We have never been invaded
>>75519255
>>75519225
>>75519181
>>75519133
AMERICANS GET OUT!!!!!!!!
>>75519181
Savage.
What counts as your country though? The isles only?
>>75519036
>hasn't been invaded for 950 years
>>75519259
and neither does John Oliver or anyone else that shows how fucked your shitty PC country is.
>>75519356
Forgetting something?
>>75519424
Is that Toronto?
>>75519546
>canadaburningwh
>>75519225
would you rather have poland balls?
>>75519036
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_occupation_of_the_Channel_Islands
>>75519036
>Flag
>>75519751
Not an invasion.
>>75519797
That picture is disturbing yet oddly humorous at the same time
>>75519825
in·va·sion
noun
noun: invasion; plural noun: invasions
an instance of invading a country or region with an armed force.
synonyms: occupation, capture, seizure, annexation, annexing, takeover
>>75519036
we are being invaded right now
>>75519658
>british soldiers straight from the peninsular war are "canadians"
>>75519898
holy fuck you're right
i wanted to comment on it but god damn it you nailed it
>>75520015
Exactly
The Canadian who I was replying to was implying that it was Canada in his filename
>American
>Never been invaded
Pick one
>>75519546
>Implying Canada even sent any soldiers at all in that war
>Implying that was an invasion
>>75519546
>Washington was burned in August of 1814 by thoroughly British infantry fresh from the Peninsular War in Spain. They sailed across the Atlantic, arrived via Bermuda, and landed in Maryland. They were under the command of Major General Robert Ross, who seems not have set foot on North American soil in his life prior to the assault, and who would die in action before ever reaching Canada itself.
>>75520234
>Reaching and destroying the Parliament isn't an invasion
>>75519036
> You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.
ARE YOU DETAINING ME?
FELLOW BURGERS, IT'S LIBERATION TIME.
>>75520292
>Parliament
>Burning a building near the coast
by that logic the battle of britain was an invasion
>>75519825
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_migrant_crisis
>>75520292
>>75520231
It was done by the British not Canada
>>75520234
>>75519658
>>75520272
Why are you so jealous?
Want a rematch?
We would crush you again.
Sounds like this thread could use some FREEDOM
>>75520315
AWWW YEAH!
>>75519036
You got successfully invaded by shitskins for the past 30 years you fucking mong
>>75520475
I never claimed it was a Canadian invasion, I just said it happened ;^]
>>75520272
Does it even change anything who invaded?
>>75520486
Simmer down you fatfuck maplenigger, you'll give yourself an asthma attack
>>75520486
If we got a rematch it would have to be against the British
>>75520659
His filename was canadaburnedwh
The historical innacuracies trigger my autism
>>75520581
Well this faggot is claiming you did>>75520486
Also
>We would crush you
>>75519036
>You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.
What about 1688 and the "Glorious Revolution"?
>William of Orange was already Stadtholder of the Dutch Republic
>He brings with him:
"William brought over 11,212 horse and foot. William's cavalry and dragoons amounted to 3,660.[63] His artillery train contained 21 24-pounder cannon. Including the supply train, his force consisted of about 15,000 men,[64] compared to James's total forces of about 30,000.[65][66] He also brought 20,000 stand of arms to equip his English supporters.[55] The Dutch army was composed mostly of foreign mercenaries; there were Dutch, Scots, English, German, Swiss, and Swedish regiments, even Laplanders[50] as well as "200 Blacks brought from the Plantations of the Netherlands in America",[67] thus from the colony of Surinam. Many of the mercenaries were Catholic.[68] William had his personal guard regiment with him, the Dutch Blue Guards"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/historical-notes-glorious-revolution-or-orange-invasion-1095968.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-560614/The-1688-invasion-Britain-thats-erased-history.html
>>75519546
you realize posting that just immediately draws attention to you lack of history education?
>>75519036
I thought I wouldn't be allowed to post here, but then I saw OP's flag and realized this was satire.
>>75523087
Does Finland even count? They're like distilled Russia with Mongolian ancestry.
To invade them is suicide.
>>75523356
lol'd
>>75519036
wud bang 12 and 17
>>75522248
It's Canada. It's only slightly more relevant than Wyoming.
>>75519133
Native americans were invaded 500 years ago so no it doesn't count.
>>75519259
>Being this jealous of our freedom
CRY MORE EUROPOOR
>>75524593
kys
>>75519036
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution#Invasion
Sorry dad, the Dutch got in there 320 years ago.
>>75524517
wyoming is more relevant
>>75521394
My nigga.
TWIST: You can only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 1000 years ;)
>>75524836
T. Chong.
>>75525085
Technically besides the Asian invasion we've never been invaded =D.
>>75519036
Can you post if you did the invading?
>>75519036
You still bow to a German queen
test
Edit: wow it worked
>>75525245
Well technically neither of us were countries when our natives were in charge. So I suppose as a technicality.
>>75519225
So fucking new it's painful
>>75525385
Is free speech so repressed in schnitzel-land?
>>75519658
>>75520234
>>75520272
>>75522248
Calm down its not on fire anymore cucks
>his country has been invaded
Wew lad
Can you get any more cucked
>>75525574
What about beirut, leb?
>>75519036
>British still pretending that they weren't successfully invaded by the Dutch
Calling it a "glorious revolution" after a foreign leader forcefully installs himself as your head of state doesn't mean it wasn't an invasion, it means you're cucks
WHOS BEING INVADED!!? HABBENINGS?!
>>75520292
Washington DC at that point in time had existed for about 10 years; the entire irrelevant "city" was like a dozen buildings.
>>75525498
>get BTFO because your country has never done anything of importance
>if I call you a cuck it means I win
>>75519036
fuck you pale whores :^)
>>75524668
EUROPOOR is only relevant for eastern europeans
Some euro countries are richer than usa per capita
>>75519546
try that 2016 motherfuker not 1812 see wat happens
>>75527208
>Luxembourg
Literally who?
>Switzerland and Norway
Not even in the EU
>>75519036
didn't napoleon invade england ?
>>75519036
>>75528191
NORWAY SWITZERLAND LUXEMBOURG
pic related
>>75528191
You literally proved my point with this picture, are you even trying?
>>75519259
>London in 2053.Jpg
You are being invaded right now. Why are you posting in this thread?
>>75519036
>You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.
your being invaded right now
its called "migration"
>>75528603
>>75528584
Still 87% white
>>75528499
>>75528452
Aye, but not your country
ergo YUROPOOR!
>>75519036
Sounds like a fun thread, OP. But why the fuck are you here?
>>75519036
1689
>>75528474
Good job with the legends
>>75528653
For now
>>75528852
It's pretty self explanatory
>>75519546
that was the British you nigger
>>75519225
polandball is from /int/ you newfag
>>75519924
channel islands weren't taken by armed force you nigger
Hey
Can I post in here? :)
>>75529525
>italy
haha faggot
>>75529404
So Brits just willingly let it be occupied?
Top kuk
>country only 50 years old
i think i make it?
>>75519255
>In 2010 the population distribution was 50.7% black, 38.5% white, 9.1% Hispanic (of any race), 4.4% other (including Native Americans, Alaskans, Hawaiians, and Pacific Islanders), 3.5% Asian, and 1.6% mixed.
Your own capital is 50% black.
>>75525498
Can't say the same about a certain part of your country
>>75529629
The British Government demilitarised the islands in June 1940 and all Lieutenant-Governors were withdrawn.
Once Germany conquered France, Britain set a naval blockade in the channel and since the channel islands were actually pretty far from england, right next to normandy's coast germans deployed only a few troops against civilian population, most of which were evacuated.
The island was literally turned into a fortress later on
The channe
>>75519036
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_the_Medway
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution
>>75519036
Londonistan exists now, and you start this thread...
Good job faggot.
>>75529319
PAY DEBT
EVEN KNOW YOUR RIGHT
>>75529945
My family grew up in Jersey during the occupation, it was pretty invasion-level imo. There was a significant troop deployment as well as semi-large scale engineering to construct the coastal defences, not to mention detachments to monitor all the PoWs transferred there. The Germans even conducted pre-landing bombing runs.
Idk if this would really count as "England" being invaded, but the Channel Islands occupation definitely rises to the level of invasion
>>75528653
Mr. Schlomogoldsteinbergowitz almost definitely counts the Arabic ethnic groups as being white, so a lot of that 87% probably isn't close to what you consider as white. London has already fallen, only a matter of time before your landscape is infested with minarets. At least some people here fuck with the Mosques that are being built.
>>75530653
USA considers middle eastern and north africans white
You're getting your country mixed up with mine, retard
>>75530653
>>75519036
>6billion bc - 1788 no humans present
>1788 - present still no invasions
get rekt plebs
>>75528951
our own country is only 60% white
>>75530736
>The research shows the white British population shrinking from 87.1% to 67.1% and the white Irish group shrinking from 2.5% to 2.1%. The other white group share grows from 2.5% to 9.9% – the greatest gain. Asian groups increase their share by three percentage points, black groups by two percentage points and Chinese and other ethnic groups by 2.6 percentage points.
>87.1% to 67.1% from now to 2051
T
his article was written in 2010 before the current Syrian war and migrant invasion, so you can figure the predictions would be even worse after factoring current events.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2010/jul/13/uk-population-growth-ethnic-minorities
>>75530796
>A mugshot website of non-convicted spics is a reliable source that is used in ethnic group population statistics.
>Assuming that I thought the USA wasn't fucked by Mr. Schlomogoldsteinbergowitz.
>>75519036
I dont understand this whole norman conquest thing. So English monarchy ceased to exist and was replaced with a french one? Have the english had a french head of state for the last 1000 years (except for oliver cromwell)?
What was Edward I? was he english or was he a french norman?
>>75519036
So why do you post here
>>75531684
The normans replaced the aristocracy but overtime they just faded out and were superseded by other people
The last norman king was in 1154
So the normans had direct rule from 1066 to 1154
>>75519225
Newfag alert
>>75531300
>Asians and Chinese are separated
I'm confused, did they make new geographical classifications?
>>75531684
It's pretty much impossible to classify European monarchs by their ethnic ancestry. They were all Euromutts, kinda like a precursor to modern Americans sans the negro/redskin admixture. Edward I was an English nationalist and had Anglo-Saxon ancestry as well as French/Spanish/etc.
>>75532581
As a consequence of the Empire and our domination of the Indian Subcontinent, which is a part of Asia, we use the term Asian to refer to Indians and Pakis. Slit-eyed Asians are usually referred to as Orientals or Chinese (irrespective of whether they're actually from China or not).
>>75519036
We're being invaded by pakis
>>75533082
Oh, I see. Why not just call them Arabs or middle-eastern? Too politically incorrect?
>>75519133
1812
>>75519036
We wuz the invaders
>>75533847
It has nothing to do with political correctness, it's just the term we've always used historically.
>>75534124
Reminds me of that poor asian freedom fighter.
