>Thought it was ok to undermine australian law
>Gets his shit pushed up into his stomach by the long dick of australian customs
>Apologizes profusely
>Thinks it's ok to then go mock australia on international talk shows
Who's laughing now Johnny?
We took your mother.
We took your bitch.
Now you're going to loose your money.
This is what happens when you fuck with Australia.
>People still don't know about Australia's power level.
>>75319512
I wish you would have executed him
>Australians think THEY caused this
>that it was not in fact caused by him insulting trump
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>75319581
Johnny will receive a fate worse than death.
>australia thinks it makes a ripple on the world stage
>>75319581
>cutlet
Good goy
>>75319512
Its spelled LOSE, not LOOSE. Your mom has a loose pussy.
>>75319512
Barnaby Joyce A.K.A Hannibal Lector really did a number on poor Johnny.
>>75319736
Trump is just an Australian puppet leader.
Where do you think Trump got his anti-immigration ideas?
Ever heard of a little thing called "Fuck off we're full"?
>>75319512
How could she go back to a boy like Johnny Depp after she had met a man like Barnaby Joyce?
>>75319943
FULL OF CHINKS!
>>75319917
You seem to know a lot about that americuck.
That word isn't in my vocabulary, I'm an australian. I only know win.
>>75319821
>America influencing the world stage is something to brag about
It's not the 1980's anymore Hank.
>>75319736
Aye I watch them sometimes, I sail myself.
>>75319821
>went to Hiroshima
>never apologized
>>75320827
>nigger is your leader
Australia confiscated his dogs, now he can't find his wife.
>>75320969
>nobody on the planet can name your leader, cause nobody cares
yep, wut a cuck,
>>75321049
Even australians because we don't care either.
You however seem to deeply care about your nigger boss.
>>75320827
Best day of his presidency.
The people turned on him when he got ugly
God he looks like shit now. Dont do drugs kids.
I cant imagine going from being beautiful and one of the most lusted after people in the world to a fat greasy drug addled recluse. Marlon Brando's impact i guess.
>>75321232
Every four to eight years we get a new boss.
You'll still always be sandy piece of discarded British real estate.
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But he still gets to be Johnny Depp and you'll continue to be an inbred cuckchild of a stunted exile bloodline who lives in a shitty poisonous desert full of stabby petrol goblins with crocodiles in every puddle of water that manages to form and not instantly be filled up by drowned spiders.
