Friday Night /Jebhead/ General
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Where are my fellow Jebheads this fine Friday night?
This thread is to discuss all things related to Jeb! and the greatness of the man himself, the honorable Jeb Bush.
I wonder what Jeb-kun is up to these days...
>>75316823
I jack off to Jeb bush every night. The. Say, good night, John Ellis Bush.
Gob bluth
Please clap
GUAC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
FOR
THE
GUAC
GOD
I just got done counting my turtles (I'm up to 1238 now) and my mom just brought me another bowl of guac, so I'm pretty good tonight.
>i miss yeb
>>75316823
i came in here to see him holding a large guac bowl.
what is this nonsense?
>>75316823
Man, I love jeb!.
I cry every time
God bless you jeb
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8--vbk5S6E
/r/ing Jeb Greentexts.
>>75317819
Ask and ye shall receive
Praise Jeb
>>75318253
>Be Jeb Bush
>First day in office being sworn in as president
>Go to the podium to deliver my acceptance speech
>Cute little 5'-0" 300lb Mexican qt in the audience
>My palms start to sweat and I get nervous
>Dad standing next to me
>He starts to undo his belt and tells me to deliver my speech already
>Reach into my pockets for the script
>Tiny turtles fall out of my pocket
>Everyone starts laughing
>The tiny turtles make a break for the ocean
>I can't let them get away, they cost like a dollar each and I'm completely broke
>I try to shove them back in my pockets
>It takes too much energy so I just start to kick them around
>The crowd starts jeering and throwing their guaca bowles at me
>This is all Trump's fault
