You are in a crowded bus listening to some music, when suddenly Vladimir Putin enters the bus alone.
How would the scene unfold in the next 1-2 minutes?
>>75272016
the lights go out and come back on and everyone is dead but him and you
>>75272199
>I'm here to inform you about your next mission
>>75272418
>You are to steal the Eiffel Tower.
Vladimir please save us, our country is falling apart.
>>75272987
>And blame it on the muslims. Remember, no russian.
>>75273195
>Putin self destructs
i reset my limpet mines to three minutes, and dive out of one of the rear windows
>>75272016
He sits next to me for a few minutes the quietly slides his hand onto my couck and starts rubbing. An old lady sitting in the opposite aisle starts to complain but thinks better of it. I release my creamy load into his hand. Vladimir silently takes a red handherchief from his pocket and wipes his hand clean. He leaves the bus at the next stop.
>>75272016
I would tell him that he's based as fuck and if I could have a puppy.
Does somebody have the "i saw putin at the supermarket" pasta?
ask him to leave because i dont want to be in bus with murderer and dictator
>>75272016
probably pic related since i live in East Germany
I tried
>>75274142
*democratically elected
I ask him to cum in me bum
He sucks me off because he is gay and likes long, big cocks.
Tell him he's based as fuck and hail mother Russia I also got some sweatpants because of russia
>>75274537
>>75275180
thanks dad
>>75275385
but which one is OP?
>>75275436
OP is sitting on right
>>75272016
> your iPod starts playing sinister villain music
> no matter how many times you his shuffle it's always the same song
> oh shit he's looking right at me!!!
> everyone on bus has earpiece and suspicious shoulder holster bulge
> thisisnotgood.jpg
2 hours later...
> HALO drop at 40,000 meters over turkey
> detailed plans of erdogan's palace
> arsenal of weapons and explosives
> TFW i was a sleeper agent all along
>>75276518
You want a good ruski song listen to kalinka mix with vodka
>>75272016
id probably end up sucking his dick at some point.
>>75274537
no. you failed
>>75272016
>How would the scene unfold in the next 1-2 minutes?
>scoch over to leave empty seat
>wave at based manlet and make sign to show that he can sit next to me
>proceed to talk about how to exterminate ISIS and reconquer Constantinople.
>Ask if Assad is as cool IRL as he appears
>Ask him about Merkel and dogs
>Ask him about what he thinks about Obama
