/pol/ joke thread, I'll start
How do you call a Jew on a train?
It won't matter anyway, he isn't coming back
>FIRST
How was copper wire invented?
>Two jews fighting over a penny.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy
>>75252873
How do you drown a jew?
Make the wishing wells deeper.
What do you call a jewish Pokemon trainer?
Ash
What kind of a file can stretch a 4mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedofile
Guess this for points:
What has 5 legs, 3 arms and 2 feet?
Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders Trump and a boy scout are on a plane. The plane looses a jet and is crashing with only three parashoots. Clinton says "I'm the worlds smartest women, America needs me." She grabs a parashoot and jumps. Sanders says "I deserve free shit" and jumps out with a parashoot. Trump says to tye boy scout, "I think you should have it, you have your whole life ahead of you." The boy scout says "It's okay, we have a parashoot for you. The worlds smartest women took my backpack."
A nigger, a queer, a foreigner, a socialist and a muslim all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What will it be today, Mr. President?"
>>75253525
How many niggers does it take to change a lightbulb
I don't know. I coulden't count them in the dark.
What do you do when you see your tv floating at night?
Shout: DROP IT NIGGER
A Black kid walks by a pond. He sees a Chinese kid throwing rocks into it. "Wha cha doin" said the black kid. The Chinese kid replies " I'm calling for my ancestors, every time I skim a rock it calls out an ancestor. The black couldn't believe it. Show me!!. The Chinese kid throws a rock. Zip..pow....zee. See that's my great uncle. The Black kid is amazed. Do it again he said. Pan chim zao that's my great granddad. The Chinese kid saids "give it a try" the black kid skims the rock chim...pan...zee
>>75253272
What?
What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
>Canoes tip.
Why do jews have such big noses?
>because air is free
What's the biggest dilemma for a jew?
>free pork
Why did Moses and the jews wander around the desert for 40 years?
>Someone dropped a quarter
>>75254067
>>75254204
The Boston marathon finish line
>>75254311
Zing!
>>75254311
lol
Also, why aren't there more muslim jokes?
>>75253192
>kek
How many jews can you fit in a car?
>>75254389
Muslims are already a joke
>>75254559
2 in the front, 3 in the back, and none in the ashtray cause the holocaust never happened.
Also:
The worst thing about the holocaust was that it never happened.
>>75254402
Who are you quoting faggot?
>>75254389
Alright.
What is the most popular kids show in the middle east?
Dora the exploder.
>>75254595
Did you know the 1st condom was invented by moslems? The first condoms were made from lamb intestines...about 1200 years later the British improved the condom by taking the intestines out of the lamb.
Black magic.... It doesn't work.
>>75255139
Now THAT is funny. Good one.
>>75254956
5/10 decently gud
>What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
>What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
>Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
>What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.
>What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.
>What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
>What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
>How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
