>>75251241
For you
Can it stop .50 CALs though?
>>75251448
Pretty sure The Beast is designed to withstand an RPG or mine.
>>75251241
obama loves exiting through the back door
>>75251448
Looking at the size of that door it is probably rated to stop up to 20mm cannon.
Can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
>>75251643
>20mm cannon.
Eh no.
This asshole rolls by me in his motorcade about once a month and it completely fucks up the roads
>>75251241
And he wants to take weapons away from regular people.
>>75251448
There was some documentary on it, from what I remember it can withstand a direct rpg impact. I don't think they went too much into detail about it.
But with all those zipperheads running around with katanas I would probably feel pretty safe inside it.
>>75251739
>glass
You gotta protect him from all those fans and admirers.
>>75251241
Seriously wtf is it with all these hold the door memes at the moment? Am I missing out on something?
>>75252051
> >glass
>>75251241
It would probably stop a standard RPG-7 but not hold up to an AT4 or newer anti-armor RPG.
a piss bottle can make it through
>>75252038
>Implying it stands a chance against nippon steel folded a gorrillion times
>>75252102
game of thrones
STEEL SHOES CANT MELT GLASS BEAMS
>>75252134
That's not glass, it's layered ruby-sapphire with some sort of polymer gapping.
would a rocket made of diamond make it through?
>>75252163
The cumulative jet in the 70's by acting not as much as in 2016?
>>75252095
This
>>75251513
>>75251448
The doors and windows can stop 25mm sustained fire, HEAT/tandem charge missiles and EFP. Just shy of 1500mm equivalent armor. The underside can withstand a 500lb mine/IED. The roof can withstand the latest top-attack anti-tank missiles. Tires are run-flat and the rims are drivable too. The engine has redundant internal exhaust and emergency compressed air intake, and the interior is CBRN sealed and EMP hardened.
t. >>>/k/ refugee
>>75253153
Your picture is for ants, but otherwise good info.
Then again he steps out of the car, so it's not that invincible.
>>75253153
>There is a complete tire inside the tire
wew
>>75251241
>white man opening door to a nigger
At least this will be Trump this time.
![9fec1bf5080baca80014d96bd4d6145c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MoyluWd.jpg "9fec1bf5080baca80014d96bd4d6145c[1].jpg")
>>75253153
For anyone that's curious, it's actually built out of the frame of a kodiak truck.
>>75253153
That's pretty neat.
>>75253153
What if the driver decide to kill the president?
>>75253249
But I bet it isn't magnet proof. Just pick it up with a giant magnet from your space ship.
Pretty fancy but I bet it still smells like nigger on a hot day
Just shoot it with lasers. Lasers go through anything.
>>75253153
Everyone loves the USA, i can see.
>>75253422
Obama controls the partition. There's basically no way for the driver to break the car or hurt him short of driving into a pit of molten metal.
>>75253722
But the driver could just go full speed against a wall or something.
>>75252389
No
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.
>>75253805
What wall is going to survive 5000 lbs of armored totally-not-a-tank running into it? It can only move at 60mph max.
>>75253921
>5000 lbs
*50000 lbs
>>75253422
It'd probably be easier to just wait until he got out of the car to be honest.
>>75253811
>>75253153
I wonder how much of this is actually bullshit meant to enforce the idea that he's invincible in there.
![1148550915225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tIn9YMk.jpg "1148550915225[1].jpg")
>>75253811
Pretty sure dragonforce was recently discovered to be harder though.
>MFW someone breaks out a 2005 meme around me
>>75251266
i was not dissapointed
>>75253811
>>75254056
It's not at all outlandish. Throw enough money, steel and ceramic at anything snd you can make it basically invulnerable.
>>75251266
fpbp
>>75251870
The vehicle would be heavy, but I doubt it would have more weight per axle than a truck.
The only way that asshole is fucking up your roads is by not putting enough money into them.
>>75253805
the thing is basically a tank. it will just go straight through the wall.
>>75254194
6400kg weight = 3200/axle, 1600/wheel. Way below your average container truck.
>>75253153
>tandem charge missiles
>The underside can withstand a 500lb mine/IED.
>The roof can withstand the latest top-attack anti-tank missiles.
Sounds like bullshit desu. All of it.
It can't stop memes though
>>75252051
It's the same "glass' they put into those bulletproof cars and this >>75251241
>>75253153
>so the driver can pay a toll
The president pays tolls? Do the rest of his escort have to pay too?
>>75254229
too bad americans are too dumb to fuel it right
>>75254367
>hungary
Your opinion is insightful and valued
>>75254430
jews gotta jew
stores oxygen?
take out oxygen supply
>>75253722
If he drove it into a lake I doubt they could get a dive team out there in time.
>>75253811
now this is some fucking al dente pasta
mamma mia
second helpings please
>>75254056
>tfw u r a sick kung fu master but you have the face of an asian Cory Feldman
>>75253811
Old copy pasta but good copy pasta
>>75254458
or replace with co2
>>75253479
>The president's limo has to pay tolls
>>75253811
I don't get it. Isn't carbon the hardest metal?
>>75254458
>just catch a tank in a big box and suck all the air out
I hope ACME has big vacuum boxes on sale.
>>75253811
>Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man.
>diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man
>diamond
>metal
Nice University you got there. Maybe even someone from a shithole like me can get in. Think I should try?
>>75253153
Did you come here legally?
>>75251614
h-he likes to poop?
>>75253479
>tyres
>boot
>petrol tank
>price given in pippity poppo poundie-woundies
>>75251241
>YWN call obama a nigger to his face
>>75254719
>>75253921
that car is still going hit something and cause you to get lassoed by a seat belt which will fuck your vital organs right up being bounced off anything like that at 60 mph means big trouble for you
>>75254066
kek
>I genuinely thought dragon force was the hardest metal ever discovered up until that point
>>75254697
literally the oldest meme on the fucking planet, how new are you?
>>75254756
>>75254194
I think anon meant he creates massive traffic for everyone else because of street closings when he is driven around.
>>75254818
>being bounced off anything like that at 60 mph means big trouble for you
I guess you better tell all those racing drivers that survive 200mph crashes with far less protection then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEcKWrc8sLc
lel
>>75251241
i still can't believe that this man was put into arguably one of the most powerful positions in the world by popular vote simply because people believed he was a magic nigger
>>75254450
>the cutting edge main battle tanks get BTFO by a single Kornet-D or even an RPG-30
>thinks a limo can be tougher than a modern MBT
>>75254367
Yup just like Bin Laden's kidney failure it's disinfo, meant to keep the amateurs from trying.
>>75254673
>And 500lb wouldn't hurt it??
I think that is almost certainly bullshit. A 500lb bomb detonated beneath that car can probably blow the vehicle sky high. Even if it hypothetically did not breach the underside of the vehicle the acceleration/flips that would result would probably kill the occupants.
Here is an IED lifting a tank that weighs 10X as much as the presidents car off the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SIBSGel314
>>75251713
I mean maybe. It would be close
>>75254640
LIBERTARIANS ON VICTORY LAP
STATISTS BTFO
also
>8 mpg
How are those emissions mandates going, Mr. President?
>>75251241
>>75253153
>B-b-but Hitler was a dictator and was hated by everyone!!!
>>75253811
>a wall out of diamond
>>75253153
>The doors and windows can stop 25mm sustained fire, HEAT/tandem charge missiles and EFP. Just shy of 1500mm equivalent armor. The underside can withstand a 500lb mine/IED. The roof can withstand the latest top-attack anti-tank missiles. Tires are run-flat and the rims are drivable too. The engine has redundant internal exhaust and emergency compressed air intake, and the interior is CBRN sealed and EMP hardened.
Thanks AUS, top notch as always.
>>75255140
The benefits of living in a homogeneous nation my friend.
>>75254066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
>>75254430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWg-mozGsU
>>75253722
is it waterproof?
>>75253526
Fucking Japan is either way into loony tunes or knows something we don't.
>>75255140
Gaddafi did the same shit.
>>75255503
Being CBRN rated yeah I'd say it's waterproof.
>>75251266
KEK the meme master has spoken!
>>75251241
its actualy made of aluminium otherwise wheels could not held all that weight, its suppose to discourage potential assasins.
When was the last time anyone even made an attempt on a US presidents life? The 80s?
>>75253153
>>75255750
never, all were CIA actions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qto3g2Cjt20
japan pls
So Obama is the richest nigga on earth?
>>75255140
Qaddafi was an evil dictator too!
>>75253811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtylNMEHzw
>>75251241
that's badass
never seen this, thanks OP
>>75255750
Happens quite often. Its just not reported to the public.
>>75253153
>>75255945
>>75255945
jesus fcking newfag. you need to fully open imagine which u r saving otherwise you are just saving thumbnail you fucking idiot.
>>75255864
It doesn't make you think WHY he has to have a vault door to stay safe?
>>75255140
>>75254953
Worst president.
>>75256052
Mudslimes, Shitskins, and other Commie like undesirables.
>>75255945
never change you wonderful aussie....thought you were here to save the day, but when has an aussie saved anything.
>>75255537
>>75255847
makes you think...
>>75256132
You're the perfect example of a good goy. =)
>>75256185
>makes you think...
That you can't afford a car?
>>75256250
>Good goys hating commie shits
kek
>>75251241
This whole motorcade thing is nothing but propaganda and a performance, they arrive in a place like Brisbane with all their crap, like anyone gives a shit about busting a cap into Barry.
As usual the Yanks should just show up with a marching band and some fat girl twirling a baton , it would be more convincing.
>>75256132
They all love him, he's giving them money.
>>75256154
They saved the emu population with their incompetence.
>>75251241
Obama is a pussy there is nothing dangerous in Japan.
>>75255982
>>75251241
I used to work in the same building an FBI field office and would use the back terrace area to smoke butts and drink coffee. I remembery when Deputy Director James Comey came in with his entourage. Their SUVs were fucking wild. Blacked out everything. You could tell that the way the SUV's sat that everything was custom and they weighed a shitload. The rear hatch was two doors. One was a reinforced normal hatch that opened up the normal way and then behind it was a straight up tan/grey metal plate thing that opened up sideways. it was probably the most subtly gnarly car i have ever seen in person and i cant think of any weapon that could get through that fucking thing. that was the director of the FBI- I imagine his boss and leader of the free world (or nwo lizard reptile alien Illuminati depending on who you ask) would have something outrageously cool.
a few take aways from that day:
1) the deputy directer's security team took their job really fucking seriously (which is reasonable) and did not appriciate my short chubby jew bearded ass giving them a wave and a "whats goin on fellas" as i walked through their security detail.
2) there was one guy on the team that I guess is specifically meant for people like me that was just like the coolest, nicest, smoothest, most reasonable guy straight up charmed the shit out of me and got me to stand in the area they wanted me too as the director left his car.
3) James Comey absurlly tall. dude just towers over the world. I don't know how he fit in that car. But at the same time he has this aura about him that i have never really sensed before (i swear i'm not an aura guy) any chuck norris joke could easily apply to this guy.
3) all the FBI people that i smoked butts with went out of their way to say that not only is the guy the real deal, he is a great leader who actually listens to people and treated every person with respect and let them speak freely about operations. absolutely not a politician.
>>75253422
>What if the driver decide to kill the president?
>check flag
Oh god, I'm laffin
>>75256319
gundams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLIciIRK6jM
>>75255750
i dunno but he does all his race baiting - bix noodlin if you will - from behind pic related. truly a presidency of firsts...
>>75254645
No, carbon is made out of tiny diamond atoms pressed together so hard that it is fragile and will be broken by anything.
>>75253680
I don't think we ever had a forigner assassinate a president.
Presidents get assasinated frequentily in us history though, so this os needed.
>>75256287
And what are commies, goy?
>>75254645
Carbon isn't a metal you dunce
>>75255224
>Germany
>homogeneous
m8
>>75256052
Same reason the other presidents have/will, because they're the president.
>>75253479
>bottles of the president's blood
>>75256573
think of metal as a crystal
>>75256457
The only politician in our country who needs protection is the leader of the anti-islam party.
Really makes you think...
>>75254434
Actuaily, it bottomed out.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I3FdrIBjZes
Our president has a lot of protection but I don't think he really needs any. People wouldn't even notice a fatty balding manlet with dyed hairs in the street. terrorists don't have any reasons to kill him, he's doing an awesome job at destabilizing the country.
>>75254194
Traffic bruh the police shut down every road within a half mile
>>75256154
>but when has an aussie saved anything.
Don't speak so soon, we're the last line bud.
Good grief ..
>>75257157
>Our president has a lot of protection but I don't think he really needs any. People wouldn't even notice a fatty balding manlet with dyed hairs in the street. terrorists don't have any reasons to kill him, he's doing an awesome job at destabilizing the country.
the only states actively flailing in the US are red ones. you can thank majority GOP state legislators and tea party governors for that.
damn it feels good to be a yankee.
>>75253153
rofl get fucked.
ive seen videos of 60 TON Abrams tanks get literally B T F O and flipped on their turret by sandniggers IEDs.
>>75254145
But the car would be helpless if you flipped it over...
>>75253153
>>75253422
What if the President killed himself?
>>75253153
Yeah but what if the guy slams that big fucking door on the nigger's head?
>>75256573
Do you know what stainless steel is? Iron and carbon. Are you claiming that steel isn't a metal?
>>75257112
>""""""""Irish roads""""""""
>>75251870
The only time I ever went through D.C. all the roads were closed. I didn't know why until I saw a fucking presidential motorcade roll right in front of me.
>>75254947
What the hell are you on about, race cars have about as much research put into keeping the driver alive than going fast. I'm not saying obongos car doesn't have some protection against crashes it probably does but to think a race car driver is less protected when it comes to crashes.
>>75251241
Trump is going to have to get that fucker detailed to get the smell out.
>>75251448
Can it stop .950 CALs tho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0klzzOuRX4
>>75255036
Pretty much this. Large blasts can fuck you up badly just from the concussion.
>>75257397
The perfect plan, no one would expect it
>>75253479
I bet it smells inside it after all of obamas usage. Trump is gonna have to replace the insides and air it our properly.
>>75257726
I thought a .375 Winchester kicked with It's 300 grain slug.
>>75253153
An explosively formed projectile could penetrate that car from any direction I'm pretty sure. A 20 kg EFP would probably punch a giant whole through the entire car and RIP anything in it's way.
>>75253811
>a car made of wall
gasoline-powered Vortec 8.1-litre (1.8 imp gal; 2.1 US gal) V8 engine or a diesel-powered Duramax 6.6-litre (1.5 imp gal; 1.7 US gal) turbo V8 engine.[5] Autoweek magazine asserts that the car runs on a gasoline-fueled engine.[10] Though unknown, the current presidential state car is speculated to be much heavier than its predecessor as it is equipped with Goodyear Regional RHS tires that are usually reserved for medium- and heavy-duty trucks; speculated weights range from 15,000 pounds (6,800 kg) to 20,000 pounds (9,100 kg).[11] All that weight slows down the car, which can only reach about 60 mph (97 km/h) and only achieves 3.7 to 8 miles per US gallon (64 to 29 L/100 km; 4.4 to 9.6 mpg-imp).[3][10] The current model of limousine costs between US$300,000[1] and $1.5 million.[10] The presidential state car is maintained by the United States Secret Service.[12]
I bet a good old IED would fuck him up good tho
T. Armyfag
>>75257310
Ideological split is much more about urban vs rural than north vs south. Rural populations are not as good for tax farming apparently.
>>75254056
Its all bullshit. Dump 100 5.56 at it and it will be fucked. Maybe the tires are run flat but good luck driving them at any speed on these fucked up roads they pocketed the budget for. It cant clear obstacles or get itself out of a pit trap.
An IED made by hadji with a halal recipe none of the science witchcraft, can blow the hatches off an abrams or bradley and charbroil everyone inside.
>>75258093
If the claim that it has 1500mm equivalent armour is true then no, it can't. That's main battle tank standard.
>>75257527
you left out the vanadium and molybdenum and chromium
>>75257112
Fuckin potato niggers, why can't they do anything right?
>>75253153
>and EFP
Naw, just make it big enough.
>>75258533
It's just one part of a defensive system. Good luck pumping 100 rounds into it. Anyone who has dealt with explosives in the military knows these claims are total propaganda, but that's just another part of the system.
>>75258570
They don't drive limmo's into battle for a reason there Nigel. It's 99 percent bullshit, the car might stop a few rounds fired at it but It's not ready for battle.
>>75258815
I mean in terms of armour. For comparison the turret on pic related is rated at about 1300mm rolled steel equivalent, which will (just about) stop APFSDS rounds.
![Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1972-025-10,_Hitler-Attentat,_20._Juli_1944[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W2cTxTq.jpg "Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1972-025-10,_Hitler-Attentat,_20._Juli_1944[1].jpg")
>>75255140
>>75255224
Its not like they didn't try..
>>75258781
Yeah, their defensive system is based around a lone sniper or random nutter. Not a coordinated ambush. You wont see them in these in a hot zone.
Like you said it is a psychological deterrent to prevent a mob attack. Kek. Wonder if they would get abandoned like their ambassadors if a mob swarmed them.
>>75255847
Well that's what happens when you execute all your opponents .
![jfk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mo7si2Y.jpg "jfk[1].jpg")
>>75256052
Because it hasn't worked out so well in the past..
>>75259303
>$0.05 have been deposited to your account by the Clinton foundation
>>75253811
Thanks Doc, I needed that dose.
>>75259392
Liberal Media reffers to your picture being "a viral video of some guy shooting a pumpkin"
>>75256882
This is just in Obama hates islam
>>75257157
Well he did manage to sneak up to meet his mistress on a scooter
>>75258533
I remember that time it got stuck
Was quite funny
>>75260373
Is that a plum?
>>75261306
two plums
>>75253153
I can *fucking assure* you that that window isn't taking a tandem shaped charge. Those things defeat the front armor of an Abrams even if they hit reactive armor.
>>75257311
you obviously dont know how weak the underside of any tank is weak as fuck.
Im a mechanic in the 1st inf div and Abrams have almost 0 armor underneath.
those are some nigger tier modifications
>>75251241
For a big guy
>>75251241
I dont know why they dont just roll-up in a tank, it would be cheaper and probably slightly more secure.
>>75251448
Just put a potato in the exhaust
>>75257940
A new one is built for every President.
>>75255750
There was the "attempt" on Bush and I think one or two at the White House against Obabo
If he leaves that car, will he die?
>>75254645
>American education
>>75254953
It tripped a huge magnet under the gate that was designed to stop bomb trucks from speeding in
>>75254876
WHO WINS
CADILLAC ONE OR KILLDOZER?
