Bhutan is probably the best country in the world.
>Beautiful mountains/landscape
>Sustainable economic development
>Environmental preservation as core policy
>Free healthcare
>Extensive use of hydroelectric power
>Abundant dog population
Prove me wrong
You forgot to add that you have a cool flag with a dragon on it.
>>75246381
No one is going to disagree with you.
Your King is awesome too.
>>75246381
too focused on tradition to the point of exiling people who live there that arent bhutanesee enough
other then that, its good, new zealand, iceland and lichtenstein are still better
>>75246381
you forgot
>poor as fuck
It does seem pretty cool, I have a book of a collection of saying from Bhutanese people about being happy.
Thing is, my friend......when "diversity" comes to Bhutan, you better watch out.
It's for guests and Bhutanese people, not invaders who want to shit it up.
>>75246381
>>Environmental preservation as core policy
Not this meme.
Also how often do you run into white people?
>>75246381
>Abundant dog population
This is good how exactly?
Pretty country though.
>>75246381
you forgot that you're RARE
>>75246769
>Environmental preservation as core policy
translation: "the country is a fucking shithole of poverty, we don't have enough money do actually do things that'll hurt the environment"
>>75246610
>The Maori infested, ching chong real estate, no job """""""""country""""""""""" of Poo Peeland
>good
Top kek
>>75246769
>being this dumb
Bhutan solely runs on tourism
>>75246776
Dogs are awesome
>>75246381
RARE
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>>75246776
they eat them
>>75246810
I hope it is more about not making landfills in like deep forests and not some global pollution implication.
>>75246812
Desert squatter confirmed shitterseared
>king's title literally means Dragon King
thats pretty badass
>>75246381
Do i really have to pay 100$ or more for every day i stay in your country? Thats very brutal
>>75246897
Leaf
Hi Neighbor
Quick question, what is the Bhutanese Shadow Market?
Do you know anything about it?
>>75246381
I would say the ethnic cleansing but I know the super cool nazis on /pol/ would make some hilariously edgy jokes about that...
>>75246838
am dumb anon.
what is it about Bhutan that attracts tourists?
>>75246926
If you are Indian, then no, you don't get to pay.
Besides, all that money that you pay for living in Bhutan goes directly to the education.
All the Himalaians nations are pretty cool.
Seems to be pretty chill too.
>>75247056
Bhutan and Myanmar/Burma especially
>>75246776
Achmed pls
>>75246610
>too focused on tradition to the point of exiling people who live there that arent bhutanesee enough
Western Europe, folks
>Less then a million people nation defending their existence while surrounded by billion people blobs
>What the fuck why are you exiling my pure northern European genes don't you understand I enrich your society with my heritage
>>75247046
>directly to the education.
i don't know. Asian countries well known for their corruption.
>>75247028
it's a leftist's wet dream: a country of shitskins, poor as fuck, protecting the environment is in the constitution, and their economy is based on happiness
https://youtu.be/QdDD9ViRZz4
How has this not been posted?
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I have a book on the art and religious history of Bhutan, it truly looks like a beautiful country.
>>75247141
>talking about corruption
>that flag
>>75247142
But doesn't it halfway function?
It's violent crime is pretty low too, that's not very third world like.
Best passport Tbh
>>75246381
If it's so great, how come so many of u shitrat cunts come here as refos and always walk around looking unhappy despite the fact that u dont work and get heaps of welfare. Cheer up or fuck off u midgety cunts. Would breed some of ur women
>>75247233
It fully functions. Don't listen to the sour Frenchman.
>>75247379
Is that where the ninjas train like in all my kung fu action movies?
>>75247203
Russia is in Asia, Ivan makes sense
>>75247379
>It fully functions
then why is it so poor and full of shitskins?
>>75246610
>exiling people who live there that arent bhutanesee enoug
What is wrong with that, you some sort of muslim or nigger?
>>75246841
*dogs taste awesome
where do i fly to if i want to go to bhutan?
how much are flights?
>>75247494
Let's be honest, France has more shitskins than Bhutan. Money is a means, it's irrelevant if you already live a content life.
>>75247584
Not a german and not a muslim, what the fuck are you?
>>75247494
>muh money
Where do you need money if you already have everything you need, dumb Jamal?
>>75246381
>>Abundant dog population
Wut?
>>75247494
money != happiness
Bhutan figured it our and don't fall for the MUH GDP growth meme. (Ok, probably didn't have too many options to grow an economy as a european country neither so the make do with what they have)
You should know, frenchie, since you'r country is rich and you are probably still miserable (and full of shitskins aswell)
>What is "The Native Population?"
>>75247605
Idk if there are any direct flights from Europe to Bhutan desu
You'd probably have to take a flight from Mumbai if you want to go to Bhutan
>>75247696
Holy shit that is a cute wife.
Brb going to find a Bhutanese waifu.
>>75246812
>this mad that based norway bro prefers quality over descended-from-criminals aussietard quantity
>>75247494
maybe because and i m pained to say it the country isnt a white country.
the probleme with buthan is that their whole economy resolves on tourism, they ask tourist to spend the equivalent of 300€ a day so yeah the trecking there is beautifull but it s fucking expensive. on the other hand it s a good way to get ride of the shit tourist like fat fucks or the typical german/english filth that comes to get sunburn in southern france for summer.
>>75246812
Poopeelia still mad over losing the Rugby
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>75246610
>Lichtenstein
Speaks German and English
>Iceland
Speaks Icelandic, sometimes Norwegian, and English
>New Zealand
Speaks... English
Feels bad man. The Dutch could have at least colonised us enough so that we also spoke a variant of Dutch, like they speak Afrikaans in South Africa.
>>75248004
lol she is Queen of Bhutan.
>>75248247
Like 3% of Bhutan's gdp stems from tourism.
And they deliberately have those prices in order to prevent fat Brits from entering.
Isn't Bhutan in the Top 10 of suicide rate in the world?
>>75248004
its literally the king and his wife
so thats the hottest woman in the country
>>75246381
How's the tourism?
Thinking about taking a trip to some of the mountainous countries for mountain climbing.
Girlfriend loves the shit but I put up with it.
>>75248776
i know i went to do 3weeks trecking there
never had a better treck
beautifull scenery.
clean water
not a single rubbish or trash
everything was awsome
if it wasnt that expensive i d do another trip there.
>miss bhutan (19 years old)
>>75248991
I bet she gives good head with those chompers
>>75246812
>>75248301
Your flags look almost the same. And isn't Rugby basically a homoerotic version of football?
>>75246381
If cannabis was legal I would move there
>>75249298
No more homoerotic than Gridiron, soccer is least homo.
>>75249298
Here's a tip:
If it's a lighter-blue square, it's Australia. If it's a deep dark navy blue square, it's New Zealand.
>>75249385
>>75249358
Now, the real question.
Which country is better?
>>75249298
>football
*american football
>>75249485
Bhutan.
>>75246381
Prove you're not a proxy fag. Post asian eye with timestampt.
>>75249298
>football
>not the gayest sport there is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HebsWpZ1Q
No wonder exclusively shitskins and beta manlets play it.
>>75246381
you forgot
>full of small dicked slit eyed fucks
>>75246381
Forgetting
>it's poor as shit
I know we're not exactly Switzerland, but Bhutan is literally about twice as poor as us.
>>75249684
And this is in PPP terms per capita
>>75246381
>Beautiful mountains/landscape
AKA - we didnt built shit much less civilisation so enjoy those mountains cuz thats the only thing we've got.
>Sustainable economic development
Which translates to - your coochiecoo for my goatgoo
do not want? Ok then, I'll coocjiekoo my goatgoo myself eat shit and die.
>Environmental preservation as core policy
*Be me
*Be kang of bhutan and propane
*have nice garden but monkeys are violent in it
*tell monkeys they break my flowers I'll fucking wreck their shit
*Monkey praise me for being enviroconsciousness
*Like fucking what?
>Free healthcare
*You have cough
*Here eat this cow excrement it will pass
*If it doesnt then eat this peace of bark I found in the wood but if it doesnt help then lol I dunno, go die somewhere in peace and quite.
>Extensive use of hydroelectric power
*cant built heat/solar/wind/biomass much less a nuke powerplant
*Build regular water mill, strap a dynamo to it and call it progress, peasants will fucking love it
>Abundant dog population
*Be me
*Be Buthanian
*Broads be Ugly
*King be Stalin and Hitler incarnate
*Dont have any infrastructure or any structure, pretty much Nigeria 2.0
*As I lie in my burrow I heard wolves walking on top.
*Thats somehow a "good thing" I try to convince myself as I shit in my bamboo leafs pants since I cant fucking go to surface to defecate
*Good thing those are designated shitting pants
>Prove me wrong
Oh no, I wouldnt dare, tis exactly as you said.
>>75250054
That was a disappointment to read Poland-anon, I had hoped that it would be funny but it wasn't funny at all.
If you want to improve your humor I would recommend prioritizing quality over quantity.
>>75248247
>typical german/english filth that comes to get sunburn for summer.
I'm not looking forward to this summer. Fuck.
