I love Australia, but there is too much love on here for us, Australia roast thread please. Destroy our ego /pol
>>75241617
In other words stop sucking out dick and slap us once in a while. We like it that way.
Come and visit my Aus thread please m8s
>>75241564
>>75241564
>>75241695
Only amerifats suck your spider dick, most of them are depressed losers and they think their life would have been better/different if they were born in other white country but it is not
>>75241905
>they think their life would have been better/different if they were born in other white country
FTFY
>>75241617
Your most important cultural exports are Neighbours and Home and Away.
>>75242047
6 Grillion strikes again.
>>75241905
Still not a roast m8.
Many people confuse your country with Austria and none cares about either of you.
Even Canada is more relevant.
>>75242659
they like rosie odonnel.....at a bisexual bridal shower
>>75241617
Why? We know you're suicidal and are just helping you cope with the eternal depression of overgrown Alcatraz, Steven.
Come to the light son
>>75241617
You are literally a country size containment island
>>75241617
>enemy
NZ
>friend
NZ
This checks out, literally a backwards country where logic need not apply - where our monarch is Queen Elizabeth, your monarch is an emu~
you are all kangaroos with education
>>75241617
Look outside you retard. God roasted Australia far worse than anyone here could.
>>75242233
I've never watched an episode of either tbqh.
>>75242659
This is accurate, when those two Austrian girls joined ISIS I misread the article as two Australian girls and only recently found out my mistake. Our names are too similar imho.
>>75241617
Theres nothing to fucking do in Australia. Atleas us canadians can drive to the States.
>>75241617
>roast thread
>Australia
Haven't the wildfires already done that.
Australians are all from dysfunctional families. The stories you guys posted during Christmas were hilarious.
Fairy bread is silly.
>not having pajeet as an enemy
Was gonna post on shitposting, but that's not a roast to you, is it?
>china is your enemy
>>75242987
If you have any, dump 'em
>>75241617
>GREENED
you all use baka too much tbqh senpaitachi
also every aussie I've known is a depressed meme machine and I wish I could help them
The fact that Australia officially lost a war to emus is and always will be the Australian weakness.
Canada is way better at shitposting than Australia on /pol/. Australians got their reputation from shitposting on /sp/, but the Australians on /pol/ are a bunch of faggot losers who pathetically try too hard to live up to the reputation they got on /sp/.
You scrotes should be embarassed.
>>75242951
>Brit vs Aussie
My popcorn is ready.
>>75243018
YOU WHAT CUNT.
THATS WHERE THE NERVE IS.
>>75241617
Nah, think I'm good oniichan, love you too much :3
>>75243387
You heard me. I bet vegemite is overly sticky and doesnt even spread well too.
>>75243610
And mind you, Canadians -know- about spreading.
>>75243610
THE HUMANITY. ATTACK ME, NOT THE BLESSED SPREADS!
>>75243726
I'd attack you, but I'd say your inbred genes are already doing the job
>>75243610
you fucken wat
vegemite > maple syrup
This triggers the ausfag
>>75243880
Our weaknesses are pretty much:
>Fairy bread and related spreads
>NZ/You cunts beating us in sports
Thats about it.
>>75244014
Fairy bread is actually pretty great.
>>75241617
>too much love on here for us,
Think of yourselves as a family member with downs. People sometimes find you entertaining but most of the time you're dumb as shit and people repress their response so you don't have a downs-fit
>>75244083
All blacks are pretty great. Now roast me brethren.
>>75244152
I accept this role willingly.
>>75244193
Your existence is a joke no one takes you seriously as a country. Your country is the class clown. Funny to point and laugh at, but no one ever seriously consider what you have to say.
Not like kiwifags can talk though.
>>75241617
Met some aussies whole traveling through Europe. All degenerate party animals. Met a girl my age (21) and all she talked about was her single friends multiple children. Also heard about schoolies or some shot, basically when you graduate high school, you on a vacation of pure hedonism. Oh and felon blood, etc.
>>75241617
The only complaint i have about Australia is that you steal all our celebrities, music, food, inventions, horses, etc.
>>75241905
Roast Australia pls pajeet
>>75244509
Flight of the choncords>>>>>Any Australian comedian ever.
>>75242799
>country sized
try continent gypsy
>>75244509
my only complaint about NZ is your disgusting accents that make me want to poison myself
>>75242879
Not. Fucking. Bad.
>>75241617
We are enemies? But why?...
>>75243514
>Australians don't shitpost on surveys
>>75241617
>Posting the wrong pic
>>75244634
Similar complaint about your women.
It's why we do what the welsh do and shag sheep.
Australians sounds like Indians to me. I saw that video about the mom talking about her vegan daughter dying on everest and I thought it was an Indian woman talking.
>>75242879
Eagle with the roast of the night.
>>75241617
vegemite is not a real food you fucking emu loving faggots
Also our state In Murica, Florida, is far superior then Straya
This video almost had me in tears. Watch from the beginning and the fun starts 1:44 in.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
>>75244876
It's true. As a life-long marmite eater, I can safely say that vegemite tastes like feces
>>75244942
wow really makes you think
>EMU'D
G'day cunts.
>>75245011
What do you think she taste like between her legs?
>>75244942
ABO """""A R T""""
Why do Aussies eat packaged poo?
>>75245033
G'day friend
>>75241617
Tim Tams are shit.
Literally the worst biscuit.
>>75241617
vegemite
>>75242832
oh my
>>75241617
There's a difference between trolling and shitposting.
>>75245046
Ask an Aussie I have no idea what emu cum taste like.
>>75245070
I would try it if we had it.
>>75241617
>love
nobody gives a fuck about you autistic fucktards
>>75241905
poo man
>>75245095
You take that back !!
welcome to the cuntry
>>75242832
kim jong pulling out the big guns
>>75244942
HOLY SHIT OPEN IN 10 TABS.
>>75244808
>tfw half welsh half kiwi
sheep and rugby lad, all day and all night
>>75245133
One of the exchange students back when I was in highschool was an australian
we hit it off pretty well the first day he came to school and he asked me if I wanted to head off with him after school to help him unpack, I said ok
When I went to the house he'd be staying in, he had this huge box and it was fucking full of vegemite jars, like to the brim
I saw it and thought it looked like Hersheys and thought it'd be tasty so when he offered it to me, I accepted readily
It tasted LIKE FUCKING GARBAGE
HOW THE FUCK CAN AUSSIES EAT THAT
I DONT GET IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>75242832
And you're all part of a flawed system that doesn't feed it's people and gives them meth instead.
>>75245136
>check flag
>Finland
>Finn calling someone autistic
TOP KEK
>>75244942
We got part of our language accent from these people lads.
How does that make you feel???
>>75245487
Shitskin can't get a taste of his own medicine, at least we know you're not a cannibal.
>>75245663
it was really bad though
but then again our tastes are different so who knows, maybe you guys like it a lot
>>75244942
Funniest shit i've seen in a while desu
>>75245046
Juicy coppery
lick the butthole, tastes like mud.
>>75243820
>>75245070
That's what your streets look like? What the hell do you Indians eat?!
>>75245070
It's important for our survival. If you get caught out in the middle of fuck off nowhere you gotta eat some bush tucker. Which is aussie for roo shit. We just pretend we're talking about berries and crap.
>>75244942
https://youtu.be/AjyyoAeHPzU
>>75246715
Eh large birds like Chicken, Turkey and well Kiwis
>>75246789
Yes but see >>75245487
The guy had a box full of them
Also have you ever met an aussie who didn't like vegemite?
>This is what a conversation with an Australian is like.
>This is how they shitpost to your face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
>>75243231
You do realise it was a war right?
It was a failed pest control, and it failed because the government didn't want to waste more money.
You have failed controlling pests too.
>>75246922
>conversation with an Australian
https://youtu.be/6NN7J-BpHGw
I really want to see what the Canadian card would say.
>>75243670
Had a giggle
>>75243880
DELETE THIS
>>75243018
You just crossed a fucking line m8.
DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT FAIRY BREAD
>>75241617
>I love Australia
>Australia
a nigger island stuck in a chink ocean bepopulate with the descendants of drunken Irish reprobates
>>75246889
It's like VB mate. You don't like the taste of it at the start but if you don't have a steady stock in your house at all times you're an embarrassment to the family and a national laughing stock.
>>75244983
tfw no qt Australian native GF
>>75243018
Oi fuck you, you silly Canadian cunt. Do you know what's silly. Putting tree sap on pancakes.
>>75247438
I see
So it becomes habitual later, eh?
>>75247611
That's pretty much it yeah. Except it's not a habit, it's part of a lifestyle mate
>>75247524
A sweet sugary syrup enjoyed by most of the world? As opposed to fucking abo foods like vegemite and emu repent
>>75247754
Still silly as fuck bro. I don't know what emu repent is but emu tastes like chicken except with a hint of destroying biodiversity that the rest of the world can't enjoy.
Australia is that kid with long blonde hair in the back of class carving 'penis' into the desk
>>75248673
please we have more class than that. Also we don't go to class so we draw it on the walls in the dunny.
>>75245070
pathetic attempt at trolling shit nigger.
Try harder next time.
POO
>>75241617
This is literally just b8 to shitpost any counties that bite. Well done OP, it's always good to have some target practice.
>>75244942
>>75241617
>Australians are actually NWO agents, designed to shitpost.
>>75243018
M8 what the fuck'dyou say about fairy bread?
we may not be able to beat emus but im fairly fucking certain we can beat a FUCKiNG LEAF
