>One chance at life
>Not born Down Under
Why even live?
Too many snakes & spiders for me mate
>one shot at life
>born a FUCKING WHITE MALE
Thank you, Jesus.
If you drink bulk piss, smash bitches and hate useless cunts there's room for you.
>>75228789
>>75228822
I-is it possible for a Burger like me to get a visa to work there?
>>75228951
Only if you're a gook.
>>75228601
Nice Australian family
WE WUZ KANGAROO FUCKAS
>not having the Michelin guide in your country
Why even cook anymore
>>75228601
>one chance to live
>born in the perfect place
Feels good man
>>75228601
>>One chance at life
>>Live next to Australia
It's all fun and games until the banter gets out of hand.
>>75229661
>tfw not proud descendent of Trajan
Why live?