I'm heaps fucking proud of you America. You're gonna be heaps great again once Trump wins and we're gonna be with you all the way. America and Australia, best allies since day 1. Fuck yeah lads, best mates for loife. All the way cunts, love yas.
What the fuck is this Australia?
Right back at ya, you saucy shitposter
>>75210671
you're where england leaves it's criminals and vagrant
you're literally a kangaroo prison island
fuck off
>>75210926
Fuck off cunt
We love you to Australia
Make an American laugh and we'll pretty much die for you
We'll watch the northern hemisphere, you watch the south
>>75210926
Fuck off mom
>>75210671
>it's an Australia kisses the US's ass in an attempt to get a compliment back thread
>>75210926
Ring any bells?
>>75211134
Fuck off cunt
>>75211134
>>75211038
>Fuck off cunt
Watch your mouth, we'll remember this you dingo-fucking pleb
>>75211351
Get fucked you crooked yellow teethed tea sipping cunts I'll gut your nan
The world is ours, rooman.
>>75211134
shoo shoo leaf
>>75210671
>trying this hard for americucks attention/acceptance
>>75211484
Pleb, I'll rim your dad
>>75211134
Why the fuck is there so much animosity within the Anglosphere.
Aussiebro wants to fist-bump his burger cousins, how does that turn into such a shitshow?
Fuck y'all.
Hey aussiebro, I'm with ya.
If you see a huntsman spider, throw a saddle on that fucker and ride her into work today.
>>75211682
You want me to send the emus over you cunt?
>>75211882
Just call them refugee's and England will send a boat over.
>tfw wanna move to the US but can't because White
>>75212016
kek
Straya', I was drinking with a buddy today that says you treat red haired people worse than abos.
That you call them 'rang-ers'
short for orangoutangs. And you beat the shit out of them.
Is this true?
>>75212295
It's not our fault they don't have a soul.
>>75212119
Bro, if you did, with your accent, you'd be swimming in cooch drippings.
Quick confession, I occasionally fake an Aussie or British accent in clubs just to score.
You'd be amazed how well it works.
Do you guys see that Bill Shorten badmouthed Trump Today? BASED Turnbull's response:
> A Prime Minister, in this case myself, or those who seek to be Prime Minister - Mr Shorten for example - should be very careful about the comments they make about American politics... if you're asking me to echo what Mr Shorten has said, I have to tell you, I think that would be clearly contrary to our national interest.
I'm glad you got to see some of the real South that I love, not the TV stereotype. Australia and South Korea are the only true friends America has, anyway. You cunts went through Vietnam with us, and we all came out the other side still best mates. If that's not true friendship, I don't know what is.
>>75212295
The males yes, but we fuck the females raw.
>>75212295
Yeah it's true
http://www.australiantimes.co.uk/ranga-added-to-new-edition-of-australian-oxford-dictionary/
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/may/01/australia-budget-2016-15m-eradicate-carp-herpes-virus-murray-darling
You guys know that picture of all the "world leaders" saying Trump is making them "nervous"?
I bet Australia is going to be the only country to share bantz with Trump once he's President.
>>75213548
...and?
>>75210926
You don't get a say while you're being bum fucked by the EU.
Brexit and then we'll talk, cuckstain.
>>75210671
I don't care for Australians. They are exceedingly rude and aggressive. It is no surprise they are drawn to a fascist insult-artist like Drumpf. Make no mistake, however, NZ will NOT allow fascism next door. If Australia embraces Drumpf, NZ will take serious issue with that action.
>>75210671
<3
>>75214389
>>75211682
>>75211660
>>75211134
>>75210926
Look at all these butthurt fags that will never be Australian or American.
>>75210671
We shall combine forces and dominate the race war. Trump will bring the new era
I have to admit, Trump is probably the most eloquent person I have ever seen
>>75210671
>do nothing but shit talk USA for years
>now that we might be the west's great white hope you kiss our ass
don't talk to me fuckhead
