RISK.
You faggots should know how to play now
You start with 5 territories
To join, claim a color, name, and nation
>>75206855
>the simpsons
>light blue
>spain
>>75206855
>arabdickbitch
>red
>syria
We start at 5 people
>>75207116
Haha
3 More to go
>family goy
>Cyan
>Portugal
>>75207206
did you just laugh at your own joke?
>>75207494
I'm a post-ironic shitposter
And I was laughing at my id
>>75207580
>xxx
I kek'd
>>75207461
youre a nigger
but thanks tho, might have to be a quick game for me
>>75207580
Arab bump
>>75208191
Hand over the ratings Homer
>>75208196
I love RISK but it's all luck of the draw whether or not you're going to get anybody playing
>>75208305
Shill it on /int/
>>75208404
You do it, Mr.404
>>75206855
The Dutch empire
Orange
Netherlands
Roll here
Rolling to expand around myself
>>75208708
Fill Portugal, spill into Spain
>>75208708
expand The netherlands than Benelux
>>75206855
>Chooses india
>Doesn't name himself poo in the loo
You had ONE JOB.
People are AFK. Two more turns and your territory is blanked
>>75209156
Attack the Simpsons and steal all their ratings
>>75209156
Fill rest of the Benelux once done go to North Germany to Denmark
>>75209745
You know what i want
>>75209745
Take spain, cancel the Simpsons their ratings are too low.
>>75210350
Take spain
>>75210350
Forgot Luxembourg and just go for Denmark now
>>75210695
Fill Spain
>>75210755
Spill into France
>>75210695
Fill Luxembourg and go on with Denmark and after that Sweden
>>75210695
Dark Red
Brotherhood of Nod
Sarajevo.
>>75210795
Wanna be Allies for the time being ?
>>75210695
Too late to join?
Mauga Sinasina
Light Blue
Belarus
>>75210914
Sure mate
>>75210695
Fuck
Any colour
Switzerland.
Roll to fill Switzerland and spill into Austria.
>>75210998
Swell
Someone else wanna temporarily take over, tired as fuck and I feel I'm soon gonna make a mistake. Just say
>>75211557
Continue with Sweden and than Norway Also you put my Color some where else
Whoops, wrong color lol
>>75211688
Fill France
>>75211557
Fill out Belarus.
Good night, sweet prince.
>>75211688
Head towards Greece.
Mupdate
I won't play then.
>>75212241
Fill out the rest of Belarus. Any spills go to Ukraine.
>>75212241
Fill France
>>75212241
Cover the coast of the Adriatic.
>>75212350
oh my, I'm so sorry! I missed your message. I'll add you now, including this roll. Where do you want to go?
>>75212241 fill Sweden
>>75212449
Thanks :3 Italy.
>>75212539
Do you want to have a NAP?
>>75212624
Fine stay out of Scandinavia and Germany and
>>75212845
Sure. I just want to have another Soviet Union.
>>75212414
Ally with me or learn of my peaceful ways, by force.
>>75213036
Fuck name dissapeared, sorry.
And sure thing, friend.
Update
>>75213036
I will cede my east most country to you, as an offering
>>75213280
Fill Italy.
>>75213280
Start fill Germany
>>75213280
Fill Ukraine. I'll do it just for a pun.
>>75213280
You didn't add my last roll. Whatever I quit cede my land to the Dutch
>>75213280
Hey OP, that Arab guy never came back can I have his color? Just take him off the map
USSR
Red
Moscow, Russia
>>75213693
I'm sorry, as i said, I'm tired
>>75213280
Move towards Hungary while filling the rest of the tile I'm currently on.
>>75213820
Sure
>>75213820
Hey, I was going to make the USSR!
>>75213914
Fine, we'll trade colors
I'll take yours and he can rename it Slavic Union
>>75214126
No, it's fine. You can take Kazakhstan and the such, but keep out of the rest of Europe.
>>75214126
Too late, already made map
UPDATE
Can someone take over OP? I'm fatigued
>>75214481
Finish filling Italy (including Sardinia), then into Tunisia.
>>75214481
Fill out Croatia and any extra spill goes into Slovenia and Austria.
>>75214356
Fuck you, Russia's mine, and so is Eastern Europe. Prepare to get zozzled
>>75214481
USSR > Russiaan Western Border then cross it into Mauga in Belarus
Zerg rush those bastards
>>75214481
Keep filling Crimea. Any spills go to the Baltics.
Good night, sweet prince.
>>75214813
I wanna keep playing haha, but I'm making more and more mistakes
>>75214761
Aiyaa, and I was hoping we could be friends...
>>75214813
Belarus is a +3 bonus.
>>75214869
It's fine bro, you can do what you need.
>>75214922
Really? Well, this changes everything.
>>75214885
Really? You didn't sound too friendly here. The way I took that comment was "Hey guess what? You're in Russia so we're coming to kill you" so as you can see I acted preemptively. No harm no foul though, I'll cede it back to you next round and just work on filling in Russia, you can keep Eastern Europe. NAP?
Conflict breaks
Also, fuck you lot for not being generous enough to take over lol
>>75215305
NAP. I'll keep working on making 1/5 of the Soviet Union.
>>75215552
Fill the Baltics, but before doing that shave off that one territory in Belarus.
I'm sorry mate, but I'm on mobile.
>>75215552
I don't have a mouse so I can't take over sorry OP.
Fill Tunisia then Libya. Spill into Algeria.
>>75215552
Fill out Croatia, extra spill goes into Austria.
If not too late
Gray
KKK
Egypt
>>75215552
>>75215869
Oh I rolled a nuke. Do I get any Ts this turn?
>>75216358
I'll give it to ya
>>75216358
Well, you do have a +6 bonus, so probably.
>>75215869
Want a NAP?
>>75216532
Not that tired :^)
>>75216532
Yeah OK.
Ally, fuck?
If not, you will learn of my peaceful ways, by force
>>75216783
Fill Ukraine and move up to Lithuania.
>>75216783
...OP? I seem to have some territories next to India.
>>75216783
We will spread our ways into Egypt
HAIL THE KKK
>>75216783
I'll do the Alliance thing with you OP.
Fill Libya then Attack Egypt.
>>75216229
You're in
>>75216783
Fill Austria.
>>75217029
I ceded them to you when we allied. If I get into conflict, I will cede you more to help me. Take the bonus
>>75217136
Really? Thanks!
Update
Conflict breaks out between
TRIPLE K MAFIA
FUCK
>>75217635
Fill the Baltics (Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia), please.
>>75217635
Kill the KKK and Fill Egypt, spill into Greece.
>>75217635
Wait what... how did my dubs not beat his 8... whatever i guess.
counter fuck
>>75217896
didn't notice the dubs
will fix
>>75217635
Fill Austria, extra spill goes into Montenegro
Mupdate
KKK, if you Ally with me, I will help cease attacks on you, so long as you do not invade on either of our territories and help up conquer the middle east by ceding half of it when you conquer it.
>>75218553
Keep filling the Baltics. Any spills go to Moldova.
USSR will be wiped soon.
>>75218553
Move into Albania.
>>75218553
Counter the dirty fuks
>>75218553
Kill KKK if he doesn't accept your proposal. If he does accept, fill Algeria then Morocco.
>>75218995
I mean, I'm allied with him but I guess retaking your land is ok haha
New Mupdate
>>75218995
You'd better help us with the middle east
>>75219309
Invade Moldova. Any spills go to Romania.
>>75219309
Why did KKK gain Territory I gained 9 more Ts than him?
>>75219636
Look back, he had dubs. I had to add them in to the original attack. Sorry.
>>75219710
You added them in last round. That's why I only gained 3 Ts when I rolled 16 higher than him.
You've added his dubs twice.
>>75219309
Move into Greece
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>>75219982
You're right. I'll cede you some land to make up for it.
>>75220422
Keep filling out Romania. Any spills go to Bulgaria.
>>75220422
Alright I guess. Fill Algeria and Morocco.
>>75220422
Fill Greece
>>75220971
Fill Romania then move onto Bulgaria.
>>75221205
Fill Romania then move onto Bulgaria.
>>75221205
Fill Greece
