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New risk thread faggotsPut name, color, and regionEveryone gets 5 land when starting


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New risk thread faggots
Put name, color, and region
Everyone gets 5 land when starting
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Look at the catalogue. There's already a game running with a better map.
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>>75220418
OP taking too long for mupdates so i decided to host one
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>>75220143
Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
Texas
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>Blue Balls
>Blue
>Pennsylvania
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Fuck
Red
Nicaragua
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>>75220486
I'm that OP, but it is harder than it looks to keep up. When you get multiple people, you'll see.
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>>75220143
>Caliphate
>black
>alaska
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Iceland
Green
Greenland
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>>75220143
>Volksaat
>Red
>Belize City
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so quick lol
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>>75220831
Green is already taken
>>75220844
Red is also taken
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>>75220844
Didn't realise red was taken, just give me any colour.
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>>75220883
I have to get these people situated first
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>>75220917
>>75220914
Also Volkstaat not Volksaat. I'm way too fucking tired.
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Oh, it's you KKK. I wanted someone else to take over anyways, but this is OK I guess. Anyways, early allies?
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>>75220143
Argie lands
Falklands
Pink
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>>75221072
Pink taken by Volk
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People's Republic of Venezuela
Purple
Venezuela
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>>75221072
Purple orange and yellow are left
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>>75220143
>>75221162

Forgot to link post.
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>>75221176
just orange and yellow
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>>75221176
Early ally?
We can conquer the US together
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SO what i have currently
(Had to make some changes due to colors)
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>>75221435
Oh and also argie land you can change position if you want
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>>75220636
Ally?
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>>75221435
Expand South
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>>75221435
Fuck you too >>75220796
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>>75221435
Fill Texas.
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>>75220486
Albertan Fuccbois
Teal
Southern Alberta

Any bonuses with capturing provinces/states?
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>>75221435
Expand west alongside the northern coast.
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>>75221573
Im sorry i did not see that i will add you in
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>>75221435

Is this first roll?

If so then expand south-east.
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>>75221435
South.

>>75221538
Agreed. Could you leave me the Caribbean?
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>>75221606
ALso im sorry to say your a tad late to the party but if anyone leaves then you can take the spot also no
(this is my roll btw)
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the MEME CALIPHATE has arrived

Put me in California around the Bay Area OP-san, color yellow please
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>>75221435
Cascadia
Yellow
Anywhere in the American Northwest
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>>75221829
Aw shiet.
Good luck bud, beat me by a hair
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>>75221720
Yeah
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Expand to fill alberta
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>>75221744
damn, nigga
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>>75221840

>8 seconds

wew lad, stay on as advisor?
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>>75222001
Nah, but I am definitely gonna watch this thread
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For the people that just joined your roll did not count and you just go the normal 5
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>>75222542

thats really neat
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>>75222568
Expand to Florida.
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>>75222568
Also argie lands you did not roll and in 2 turns your land will be ceeded to a lurker
(in a new location)
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>>75222568
Expand directly south (No width, just chain linked one after another.
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>>75222568

fill Cali, then the two Baha chips, spill the rest into filling the pacific Northwest then move east
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>>75222568

Expand into the caribbean.
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>>75222568
Fill in the spaces between me and red.
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ill take over for Argie if he dosent roll again.

would be first time playing if that happens
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>>75222568
>>75221629

sweet take canada
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>>75222568
>>75222733

Put any spills into the land around me in Venezuela.
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>>75222568
Defend against any arracks, fill SA
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>>75221599
Ally?
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>>75222568
>>75222746
Use any leftovers to expand north
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>>75222926
Sure, bro.
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>>75222901

NAP?
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>>75223045
Sure.
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rollin for my self
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bumping again
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>>75223214

Good. Don't betray me.
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>>75223399
m8 you're cheating.
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>>75223399
Shieeet
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Currently everyone is just expanding
(yellow has 1 more turn before given to lurker)
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>>75223465
How would love to know im just rolling for my self because im in the game
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>>75223517
Expand south peacefully
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>>75223517
If he dosent come back pls give it to me.

throw me in New Foundland and rename if you can to

SJW Safespace
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>>75223517
Keep expanding north along the east coast
>>75223491
Ally/NAP?
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>>75223517
Expand to Mexico.
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>>75223568
Probably because you aren't announcing your move like the rest of us.
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>>75223517
expand eastward, keep takin upper canada avoid other empires
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>>75223695
NAP.
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>>75223568
I was joking.
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>>75223517
Attack Purple, only on the island. Spill is to expand east.
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>>75223517

Invade Florida.
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>>75223620
or the orange dude for that matter.

Bump.
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>>75223517

Expand east, take all of Nevada, finish filling Oregon and Washington as well. Spills to keep pushing east.
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>>75223517
Woops my bad i meant to say orange
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>>75223695

NAP?
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>>75223924
seems hes not coming back. going to rename myself already.
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>>75223936
Yeah.
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>>75224064

Honestly, we (Including Red) should just upgrade each of our NAPs into an alliance since its obvious the North Americans aim to curb stomp us all.

What do you say, partners?
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Also are there any specific rules on NAPs or?
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>>75223924
NAP?
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>>75224177
Pretty sure me and red are already allied and yeah I'm up for it.
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>>75224177
Even me?
In other news, I'll be AFK for a while. In the meantime, assume I'd be going north.
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>>75224177
I'd agree to it.
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Reply to this comment for all the nations wanting to be in the southern alliance
(me not included its just so i can see whose in it)
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>>75224280

Great. And so the alliance is born.

Add your allies to your name.
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>>75224434
Disregard this
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>>75224434

I'm in.
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>>75224434
Allied to Mauga, but not the South.
Not a part.
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>>75223719
Ally?
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>>75224532
>(Alliance: Fuck, Volkstaat)
>Fuck Volkstaat
</3
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New MUPDATE
New alliances are rising and it seems the tension from the north and south are rising
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expand north and east towards greenland. spill go south
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>>75224743

20 HAIL PEPES FOR A GOOD ROLL

Fill New Mexico, Fill Washington and Fill Oregon

Spills to USA's Northern Border

Defend against all attacks
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>>75224743

Retake the caribbean islands.
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>>75224743
Fill in the gaps between the East and West coast and keep expanding north.
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>>75224865
Ally? (Not a roll)
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Defend against retake
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>>75224934
lets.
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>>75224995
>>75224896
one off
Feelsbadman
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>>75224602
sure
>>75224743
fill in the rest of alaska, fill in west canada, stop on canadian border
if there's more keep going east
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>>75224743
Keep expanding south.
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>>75225089
so are we all a NAP?
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>>75225051

Why feel bad? You shouldn't be taking any sides OP. This makes me suspicious you might rig it in the other alliances favor.

Stay neutral.
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>>75225051
? We both got the same amount of ts from that roll, it cancels out
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>>75225089
Oh and everyone please rename yourself as your nation it makes it so much more easier for me.
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>>75225168
I'm neutral i just wanted to commentate
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>ENTIRE THREAD ENTERS AN NAP

RISK: UNITED NATIONS EDITION
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>>75225261
Shhhh goyim, it's all part of the plan.
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>>75225182

Let me have the caribbean and I'll leave Florida alone.
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Rolling going east sticking to the coast
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>>75220143
washington
purple
NIGGER
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>>75225620
actually lol'd
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Mauga did not go this turn
Spreading lots also some more alliances >>75225620
Also a tad too late lad
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>>75225620
>>75225701
If you wanted nigger, just stick him where he belongs, the middle east. I had another thread about that area...
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>>75225773
Keep expanding North.
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>>75225773

Huh? My last roll beat Blue? Whatever.

Retake those damn islands.
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I thought I allied Blue Balls? Did I not?

Roll.

expand south towards maine and east of it. spill fill in west of new foundland.
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>>75225915
sorry, im still trying to figure out if you guys wanted to do the higher number wins or something else
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>>75225915
Defend, spills go south. These are my islands.
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>>75225993
I think itt should go based on territory win.
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>>75225993

Yeah. You should have at least given me Haiti.

>>75226003

Now I've beat his latest roll so I should get Cuba and some of FLORIDA.
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>>75226104
No, 8-5=3, so you would gain 3 territories.
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>>75225773
Expand south
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>>75226003
>>75226085

Just surrender the damn islands already.

You should be more worried about the threat of Caliphate from the north. I said I would leave Florida alone if you surrendered the caribbean islands.
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>>75225773
Keep taking Canada, try to avoid other nations
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>>75225773
im not sure whats going on with my alliances -- but break them.

No Gods, No Masters.
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>>75226299
and no this wasnt my roll. I rolled earlier. just making this comment.
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>>75226197
>>75226104
I decided thats not how i will do it

Lets say your rolled 3 (5 territories) and someone else rolled 8 ( territories)

They would win and get 10 territories and you would loose
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>>75226341
10 *
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>>75226384
Where is the math, please explain.
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>>75226448

How about we split control of the islands?

You can have Cuba and I'll take the rest. Deal?
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>>75226448
Its quite simple actually if two people roll and the person whoever gets the higher roll wins and takes whatever the # of the roll was in territories
(look at map for reference for how much each roll is worth in territories)
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>>75226541
Fine. Watch your back
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>>75226566
This is the best way to do it on a map without bonuses, in my opinion.
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gonna keep going east bois
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>>75226625

Oh there will be lots of watching of backs I'm sure.
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>>75225773

>4chan ate my post

FUCK

resubmitting

start taking those blue chips and expanding east and south

T A K E B A J A
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It seems Maugua isnt here so any lurker here want just say
Also more tension between blue and purple
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>>75226333
>>75226299

>THOSE GETS
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>>75227043
Expand into NY and East.
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>>75226868
Want to help each other out and invade teal and split it up in the next few turns?
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>>75227043

Expand south a long the coast. Defend if attacked.
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>>75227043
Go south.
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>>75227043
Invade teal through the East coast
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>>75227043
Expand south and west towards and hopefully into michigan. spill from there? keep going west into the states
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>>75225773
keep taking canada, if i meet safe space go south into unoccupied areas
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>>75227043

>I got my roll before the post

Nice

NEW ROLL

EXACT SAME THING AS THIS >>75226868
EXCEPT SEND HALF MY CHIPS NORTH TOO

please include both rolls in the next update OP
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>>75227303
>>75226868

Shit my bad OP I had my trip off since I was in other threads

ACTUAL OWNER OF MEME CALIPHATE HERE
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>>75227378
ally?
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>>75227566
Willing to NAP, not ally but no attacking. I can give you the islands
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rollin north
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>>75227566

sure let's do it, two-front war to squish canada
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As days and days pass on nations grow stronger its still anyone's game
>>75227303
>>75227378
i counted the roll btw
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>>75227614
nah. Im here to make the world burn.
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>>75227744
Close the East coast. Defend from attacks if necessary
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>>75227761
that wasnt my roll. -- this is.
>>75227744

TAKE OHIO

defend if needed.
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>>75227744

Expand further south. Defend if attacked.
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>>75227744
Take the teal inbetween me and yellow on the westside, use any leftovers to keep expanding east. Don't attack yellow.
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>>75227744

thanks senpai, diligent OP's are the best

uhhhhh push all my chips south, and to make it interesting attack Volksaat
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>>75227744
expand and avoid empires
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Willing to ally someone NOT in the southern alliance in exchange for the islands in my control (Interesting attack base)
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>>75227744
More neutral south America
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>>75228042

I'll ally. I wanna attack Volkstaat from the top and the Islands.
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>>75227744
What did I miss?
...Oh.
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>>75228128
They're yours
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>>75228173
This will be fun.
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>>75228173
>>75228230

>W A T C H Y O U R B A C K
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>>75228173

pleasure doing business, I recommend you start grabbing US land while me and Safe Space are distracted.
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>>75228335
I have no beef with you at the moment. I'm concentrating on capturing key lands and exchanging them. If they wrong me I will strike
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>>75228042
Blue Balls - What do you want for Ohio. I want my home state
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Im currently waiting for all negotiations to be finished so i can send out the mupdate
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>>75228444

ayyyy it's my home state too

>W A T C H Y O U R B U C K E Y E
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>>75227744
Since I'm back, Expand North.
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>>75227213
>>75227145
We need to attack together to take down the Northern alliance, a little help pls lads.
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rolling north on neutral land
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>>75228444
All I want is one michigan territory and a temporary cease fire.
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>>75228600
Deal. Ceasefire sounds good.
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>>75228539

Fuck can't do anything. Let him deal with our southern green neighbour. I'll take Cuba.
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>>75228631
and Ohio.
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>>75228636
Try to get to Florida as fast as you can, I'll hold off yellow for as long as I can then we can attack him on 2 fronts.
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NEW MUPDATE
Tension is rising as the first clashes gasint the northern alliance and southern alliance start to erupt. As with black still remaining neutral. Orange and balls have started fighting over there motherland
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>>75228636

>YFW I NOW OWN CUBA

YOUR ROLLS ARE DESTINED TO BE BAY OF PIGS TIER

R E M O V E S O U T H I E S
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>>75228772
Invade yellow through the middle and West coast.
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>>75228772

Invade Cuba. Any spills into Florida.
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>>75228772
Expand Northwest.
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claim the white to my direct right
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>>75228772

HALF CHIPS INTO ATTACKING FROM THE NORTH

HALF CHIPS INTO ATTACKING FROM CUBA

PRIORITY ONE IS DEFENSE THEN ATTACK
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>>75228772
OP How do you feel about joining the southern alliance?
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>>75228919
Mate, I've been gone for a while, can you please give me a quick rundown on what happened?
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>>75228931
I stay neutral in all of this mess
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>>75228919
NOT A ROLL. So Ohio for a peice of Mich (SW Mich) and cease fire?
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>>75228965

I thought you died so I took your territory so I could start fucking with the Mexicans

thats about the long and short of it

>>75228919

attack Mauga and I'll attack too to make sure you make gainz on him
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>>75228772
Keep expanding peacefully.
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>>75228993
That's what I understand, yes
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>>75229063
Aiyaa... You do know that Blue Balls is one of my allies, right?
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>>75229063
I'll think on it
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>>75229063
Man which one is your roll are you going to defend against purple or not
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>>75228839
>>75228874
>>75228930
It's 15 - 15, so how does this work now?
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>>75229079
deal. NOW this is my roll

expand from my ohio area and ATTACK Mauga in northern illi and down from there.
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>>75229181
Meme must choose who he wants to defend against
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>>75229110

he's mine as well

do you think he'd rather be allied to me, the big guy right near him, or the teal blob next to two gigantic countries who will both surely annex him no matter who wins

also, he has no alliance with Volk. If Volk wins he gets squished. Me and him have an alliance, and a rapport built up.

>>75229121

if you attack Mauga I'll give you some of the territory I take from him as well since you did me a solid on Cuba
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>>75228772
keep expanding, avoid clashes
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>>75229359
I see your point.
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>>75229140

Give Volk a couple of my chips in his attack because I'm defending Cuba against Purple's 4

>>75229140
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>>75229378

You should attack Meme Caliphate while he's distracted. STOP BEING A PACIFIST PUSSY.

JUST DO IT.
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>>75229508
I will be taking the original roll as the number to make things fair
(yes 0 is still less than 4)
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>>75229652
Keep Curitiba safe, you fat kike
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>>75229563
who are you on map?
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>>75229378
>>75229563
This, it's practically free territory.
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>>75229762

Venezuela.

Do it brother, where will be rewards later after the battle is over.
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>>75229762
We're Pink, Red and Purple, If you join us against yellow then you can join our alliance.
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>>75229652

4 roll is 8 territories.

0 is 15.

Volk rolled a 9 which gives him 10 chips, so I should lose a couple of tokens max in the spread between them.
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>>75229902
Or atleast figure out some deal if you're not looking for allies.
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>>75229929
refer to this
>>75226566
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>>75230051
you got the Ohio deal, right OP?
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>>75230051
You need to make an exception for 0. It is higher classified than the others
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>>75230156
>>75230051

This, 0 has it's own class on the territories board so clearly the mapmaker intended it to be the "high card"
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Many confusing things happened this round
(if there are any errors please let me know and ill
fix them )
>>75230124
look right?

Also after some thinking i have come to the conclusion that 0 will be above any other number and will be an auto win unless dubs or trips are present
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>>75230309
Attack yellow on the east.
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>>75230309
NOT ROLL

only change is give Blue balls south west part of Mich.
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>>75230309

RETAKE CUBA.
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>>75230309

If 0 won that exchange then clearly Volk should be pushed way farther down. Rather than him being pushed into me (no homo)

Please rectify this, you've been a great and speedy OP thus far.
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>>75230309
BEWARE, TEAL, FOR THE COLONIAL ARMY IS COMING
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>>75230309
Fill out any place I can. Avoid conflicts.
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>>75230309
>>75230455

>dubs

Nice. Put spills into Florida.
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>>75230469
But you defended cuba, according to OP's rules you can't defend from 2 people in 1 turn.
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>>75230309
Looks like I didn't get any Ts this turn >>75229074

Anyway, keep filling South America.
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Rolling.

Attack Mauga. into the west then north and south if needed.
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rolls still go trough i just changed some things
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>>75230309
take canada, attack sjw if needed
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>>75230694
Attack the SJWs.
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>>75230309

Ok here's my roll

ATTACK VOLK THROUGH CUBA, SPILL HALF MY TROOPS INTO HIM FROM THERE AS MADURO PUSHES ME OUT

PUSH THE OTHER HALF OF MY TROOPS FROM MY AMERICAN TERRITORIES DOWN FROM THE NORTH INTO HIM

>>75230561

The fuck? Why can't I defend two places at once? I though he was asking where I wanted the troops committed to not which one I was picking to put ALL of them too

If I was defending that hard against him I should've pushed way down into Maduro in Northern South America.

Not that it matters now since he got dubs lmao
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>>75230697

Im cool with this.

im going down fighting. 2v1? no problem.

Southern Alliance. Lets talk. Im open to something
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>>75230806
idk dude, I'm barely fucking awake it's nearly 7am, fuck knows what I'm doing other than kicking your ass. Vorwärts nach Osten!
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>>75230948

Kek, I see I'm not the only brit with sleeping issues here.

I got nothing else better to do with my time so here I am.
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>>75230883
We could get something going if you push straight for yellow and let Purple deal with blue.
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>>75230501
that your roll?
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>>75231104
I have no beef with purple.
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>>75231104
no. Im getting gang banged by grey and light blue. I have no problem with blue getting wrecked tho.
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>>75231179
Aren't you allied with yellow?
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>>75231135
No. A warning. Close in on Iowa and take out orange
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>>75231186
Well for now defend yourself, we'll see how the conflict between us and yellow turns out then we can figure something out.
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>>75231220
Doesn't mean I will atack you. I will mostly defend myself.
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>>75231104

>He thinks a fellow buckeye is gonna sell me out in some crazy landgrab while he's fighting off Canadians
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>>75231302
meme you have not stated what your move is atm will you defend against pinks attack?
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>>75231280
Italy is that you?
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>>75231408

Defend against pink's attack and let Maduro waste his doubles on the island
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>>75231455
I'm not gonna lose to nazis, so no
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>>75231408
When I said East I mean through the USA not Cuba, Let purple attack through Cuba.
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>>75231408

Just in case you didn't see I want the spills of my dubs into Florida.
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>>75231524
Enjoy losing Florida ;^)
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>>75231524

Blue Balls, you should expand a little from your Wisconsin territory and attack against Caliphate to slow rolls down.
>>
New thread soon?
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so i have decided that from now one if you win when you defend you counter the attacker and get the amount of territories equal to the roll #
>>
>mfw Argentinian Nazi UFO Bases run by the British are Battling against Meme Pagans and a Cold Caliphate

I love looking at Risk games as alternate history maps
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>>75230694
Are there any inactive nations?
>>
FULL ON ATTACK TO CANADA

LIVE FREE OR DIE!
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>>75231712
Attack yellow through the westside and middle
>>75231570
You should go straight for yellow and leave the other guys alone for now.
>>
>>75231712
Push against SJW.
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>>75231801
so close. welp, RIP me.
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>>75231801
expand into Illinois and Wisconsin
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>>75231712
Keep filling SA.
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>>75231712

ATTACK BLUE BALLS!

W A T C H Y O U R B A C K
> W A T C H Y O U R B A C K
W A T C H Y O U R B A C K
> W A T C H Y O U R B A C K
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>>75231712

PUSH SOUTH

PUSH THOSE BRITS/MEXICANS/NAZIS/ALIENS/WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE BACK TO SOUTH AMERICA

PUSH SOUTH

PUUUUUUUSSSSSHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>75231712
Anyone? Any inactive players?
>>
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>>75231712
>>75231801
>>75231828
take all of canada, greenland, newfound
REMOVE SJWS
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>>75231952

>2

lel
>>
>>75231974
Unfortunately, no.
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>>75231981
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>>75232016
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>>75231995
This is the future you chose.
>>
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>>75231981
>>75231952
>>75231924
>>75231912
>>75231883
>>75231821
>>75231801

holy shit the gets this round
>>
>>75232013
XDDÄŽDDDD fugggggg
>>
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So many ties and one huge loss for the meme nation. Also rip blue and sjw. It seems as if the southern alliance will prevail
>>
>>75231924
Do you want to take the little bit of yellow land inbetween us on your next turn and I'll keep pushing north?
>>
>>75232362
Keep filling SA.
>>
>>75232362
Push against Purple.
>>
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ITS TIME. TAKE BACK CANADA. THIS ONE IS FOR THE FOUNDERS.
>>
Block purple. Overflows go to attack orange
>>
>>75232362
Take the yellow between me and teal.
(Had to use incognito since I keep getting connection errors)
>>
>>75232362

Keep attacking Blue Balls.

>>75232375

Sure. OP please give me those random few islets that are still yellow in the caribbean, I think they should be mine anyway you just forgot to give them back to me.
>>
>>75232469

my nigga

>>75232362

I SUMMON THE POWER OF THE 1964 CLEVELAND BROWNS TEAM TO GIVE ME STRENGTH AS SMASH THIS LITTLE BITCH'S CAMPAIGN
>>
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>>75232362
REMOVE SJW
>>
>>75232546
you're an idiot. you're handing the win to the southern alliance you fool! Im fighting their ally of the north and you're here doing their work.
>>
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>>75232614

>4

I expected nothing less from the Browns lmao
>>
>>75232614
>4
awww how cute
>>
>>75232664
and this wasnt my roll. roll is above >>75232469
>>
>>75232688
looks like its Ohio vs the world as always. lets do this bro.
>>
Perhaps after we PHYSICALLY REMOVE SJW from NA, we should work to rid ourselves of the burden of the southern alliance. Then we shall fight amongst ourselves.
>>
>>75232818
I have Ohio lmao
>>
>>75232876
have you rolled yet or are you going to roll to defend against purple
>>
>>75232876
Im doing shit to you buddy, im working for the greater cause. Still salty about the Ohio deal?
>>
>>75232929
we're both from Ohio, is what I was referring.
>>
>>75232933
I rolled, look here >>75232546
>>
>>75232876
>rid ourselves of the burden of the southern alliance
Not gonna happen this time yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w
>>
just a PSA that I'm jerking off while this game goes on
>>
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blue and purple both rolled the same number so nothing happened
>>
>>75233039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1i0w1hawGo
>>
>>75233117
Since I feel bad for wrecking you, I'll help you out ;^)
>>>/hm/
>>
>>75233136
Keep pushing against Purple. Defend from any attacks, if possible.
>>
>>75233136
Keep attacking yellow
>>
Push against purple, overflows go to attack orange.
>>
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KEEP ATTACKING WESTWARD TO CANADA!

FOR AMERICA AND THE UNION!

GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtNVEbasOo
>>
>>75233136

Seems like this Mauga is the greater threat.

Focus attack on him.
>>
>>75233271

Welp.
>>
>>75233316
Aiyaa.
>>
>>75233136
>>75233258

remove sjw
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>>75233136

SMASH THIS LITTLE BITCHES CAMPAIGN

I'M CURRENTLY JERKING OFF IN THE EXECUTIVE SUITE OF THE MEME MANSION COMMAND CENTER

R E M O V E Y E L L O W
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>>75233223

Cede some of your territory to red in southern U.S. so he can take some of the heat off of me.
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>>75233136
Attack Green.
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>>75233394
NOT TODAY! (NOT my roll)

(This is my roll >>75233258)
>>
>>75233425
>R E M O V E Y E L L O W
Suicide already?
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
>>
>>75233429

Noooo. You were supposed to join our offensive in North America.

See:
>>75233426
>>
>>75233136

Also we need a new thread.
>>
>>75233136
Also give some of my territory bordering teal and a few behind it to red, like 8 to 10.
>>
>>75233503

I'm typing and jerking so I got confused

I'm pulling a Churchill and just doing the "statesmanship by the seat of my pants" thing

also I'm currently jerking it to >>>/aco/590374
>>
>>75233136
>>75233608
Nevermind, Don't do this.
>>
>>75233552
Yeah, I hit submit on that about 2 minutes before it posted.
>>
>>75233655

Yes do this. We need him.
>>
>>75233718
He's fighting green though
>>
>>75233687

Stop attacking green. He's neutral. We have to defeat the northern alliance once and for all.
>>
>>75233655
Do it this turn and I'll help you next turn.
>>
>>75233771

He can do something different in his next turn though.
>>
>>75233655
>>75233797
Alright then do it.
>>
Also make a new thread and link us pls.
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>>75233928
this.
>>
someone continue my legacy green out
>>
WTF.
>>
>>75234155
I'm too fucking tired to math properly otherwise I'd do it.
>>
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with that said

if a new OP, I give all my land to Meme.

peace.
>>
My land is hereby ceded to teal. I'm out
>>
>>75234155

Damn.

Oh well. If it ends here, gg everyone.
>>
I secede my land to the southern alliance, I'm also out.
>>
>>75234289
I'll remember you, senpai.
GG.
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>>75234290
GG.
>>
OHIO SQUEAKS BY WITHOUT GETTING BTFO YET AGAIN

THANKS GOD

gg brits remember to vote Brexit
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