Hi /pol/
My parents were degenerate hippies who gave me a fruity first name. I'm about to enter the working world (research science) and don't want to be regarded as a faggot. I want to go by a different name. What are the most based first names?
I'm a 6'4 fucking white male btw
>>75196090
What's your current name OP
anything from the bible other than obviously nig names
>>75196090
Jayden?
Alexander: "Defender of Men"
Adolf
>>75196267
fucking "Moonlight"
not kidding
Donald.
>>75196090
Chad
>>75196678
damn nigga that's gay, do you not have a real middle name you can change to be just your first name
>>75196678
>>75196678
Go with Matthew. Same length, same initials
do you have a middle name?
>>75196678
Did people make fun of you a lot?
Did girls want to fug cuz of your name?
>>75196678
haah waaw
Alright, your name is Rex now. Why? King Harvest made Dancing in the Moonlight, Rex = King.
>>75196678
how about Montgomery
>>75196090
Nothing wrong with the standard biblical names: Matt, Mike, John, etc
>>75196678
embrace it desu
>>75196090
Earnest Virgin.
>>75196678
are you a mlp character or something lol
>>75196678
Name is actually kinda cool since you don't appear to be a beta. If you're halfway scary looking, I'd say stick with Moonlight. Who fucks with Moonlight? Nobody.
>>75196678
They gave you a porn star name
>>75196678
If I got a resume with that name, it would go straight into the trash
>>75196909
yes and yes, but it helps that i'm tall and in shape from my degenerate childhood on a collective farm
>>75196678
Jonny moonlight. Thats an awesome fucking name
You already know the answer
>>75196678
If you want to keep the night theme then use Evan, it's from the ANglo-Saxon "Aefa" meaning "evening"
>>75196678
Born to do porn
>>75196090
I think that going with anything else other than Donald is out of question.
>>75196678
If you're not swedish(who are we kidding here), then it's fine. If you are, just change it to a biblical name.
>>75196678
That's a cool name.
>>75196678
>mfw
Also, pick Tyrone.
Don't mention you're white when filling out forms if possible. Better chances because muh equality
>>75197135
it doesn't help that it's alliterative with my last name. i sound like a comic strip character
>>75196993
Skip these fag names and go with Ragnar
>>75197197
I feel bad for you having gone through that during your childhood and feel happy for you now that youve found the truth
here with your /pol/ack friends
>>75196678
Lev. It translates from russian as "lion".
>>75197210
am i in a 70s punk band
>>75196678
Jesus Christ
>>75196090
Frodgeric
>>75196678
BULL SHIT
Post your drivers license and time stamp or GTFO !
Samson or Chad is the most based name
>>75197624
this
>>75196090
Having an interesting name keeps you memorable, which is a good thing. Moonlight is a little too interesting. David Light, Matthew Light, John Moon, you get the idea.
>>75196090
Heinrich
Reinhard
Wolfgang
Michael
Reiner
Alfons
Siegfried
Or anyone from this list:
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kategorie:SS-Mitglied
>>75196678
Be thankful that you can change your name.
>>75196090
Adolf
>>75196090
Jack
Steve
Johnny
>>75196678
Say you're an injun, problem solved and you also get affirmative action benefits.
>>75196905
And Matthew is pretty based, i agree, i like that name, points for maple syrup anon
>>75197624
why do you ever think i would post a pic any sort of ID on /pol/. So you'll believe me? Do you think I'm an idiot?
>>75198046
desu i agree with you, i think that's a good strategy
>>75196678
I like Jack, I'd name my son Jack.
>>75196678
Bruh just embrace it, it makes you stand out which is good, I'd nickname you lunar which is badass
>>75198473
Just cover all of it up except name, and timestamp it
>>75196090
Whatever sounds good with your last name
>>75196678
What's your middle name? You can go by that.
>>75196090
Can't go wrong with Max Power. Become a living meme.
>>75198717
Smart man, smart like the name Jack
>>75196090
Alexander (Number 1 reccomendation)
Zander (Nickname for Alexander)
David
Aaron
Don
>>75197957
Samson is a good name
>>75196090
Samuel
Joshua
Issac
Aaron
Michael
>>75196678
Please fucking change you name.
>>75199693
Isaac*
>>75196090
Tiberius
>>75199182
my only reservation about Jack is that it seems a little antiquated and i don't want to come off like a try-hard. however, i can also use the name as motivation to try to live up to it.
>>75196090
What names were you leaning to?
Meir, means illuminated in the holy tounge
>>75196090
If a King of England has never shared your name its a shit name
>>75196090
Max power
>>75200051
unfortunately for you malachi i'm a bad boy in the sheets and a bad goy on the streets
>>75196090
William
Richard
Edward
James
Henry
George
These are all fine names
>>75196090
i dub thee Bob
No one from that pussy field of work is gonna bully anyone. You could prob be alpha male quite easily
Rami (Aramic nickname for Aberham)
Names are very signifigant ad its important to pick a proper name. (Berachoth folio 7)
>>75197281
top kek
>>75196678
shiiiiit, I thought my name was bad.
>>75196090
Reinhard
Remember that your name is likely to end up being shortened. Pick a name with a good shortened version.
Horvath
>>75196090
Joe is a based name.
>>75196678
Vlad?
How about Lucian?
>>75196090
Muhammad
>>75196090
Arjun.
You want to be published, right?
>>75196678
>AHAHAHAHA
- me, just now
thanks for the laugh, Moonlight
Just the first name?
It can be just a generic: Peter, Daniel, Phillip
I'd honestly pick something like Arnold or Oscar.
>>75196090
shlomo
hodor?
Chad
sam hyde
>>75196678
OP was born too late
>>75200825
This is more important than you may think, Moonie. Luckily my parents gave me the based name Kevin which is uncommon enough to stand out but still normal and shortens easily. Looks good in cursive which is important and is quick to jot out on a check too. Pic related, what the fuck Estonia?
>>75196678
Oh man, go with this >>75196905
Good name. And a cool character. Matthew Quigley.
Zack, Jack or Bob.
>>75201647
Oh, and my parents gave me a girl's name. But a hell of a lot better than Moonlight.
Eli
>Top tier
Edward
Richard
William
George
Phillip
>Mid tier
Charles
Shaun
David
James
Henry
>Low tier
Bruce
Frank
Larry
Noel
Darren
>KYS tier
Hunter
Chad
Jon
>>75196678
sounds like those girls at your shitty local tittybar desu
William
Nice strong name
>>75201792
>>Top tier
>George
Thank you sir
>>75196090
>>75196090
Seamus
It's the most based man name on the planet.
Tom
Jack
Dave
randomly flip a page in the bible and hope you don't land in the old testament
>>75201792
>Top tier
>Eddy
>Dick
>Willy/Billy
>KYS tier
>John Wayne
I could tell you were a bong without even looking at your flag. Ignore this poster Moonie
>>75201792
>Shaun
It's spelled Sean, you illiterate southern nigger.
>>75196090
Shlomo
>>75201942
>mon copain harry
>>75202116
English is the only correct way of spelling it
>>75202113
>shortening your name
>Jon=/=John
Maybe you should drink bleach
>>75201792
Richard is not top, stupid. Why is there no Harry?
>>75202404
>Jon not functionally equivalent to John
??? stop foolin' around Sadiq
>>75201792
Oh yeah, you're brit. Top would be a bunch of faggy King names.
>>75196678
>guy named moonlight on /pol/
>doesn't take the opprotunity to become a living meme
just name yourself Charles or William and get out of my sight you pleb
>>75196090
have you considered Adolf?
>>75196678
Moonman moonman
Can't you see
>>75202919
yeah...
/thread
sage
My name's Claudio.
Fucking nightmare.
>>75196678
>mad about being a walking meme
This is destiny, anon.
>>75204062
What's wrong with Claudio?
>>75204062
>>75204280
kek
That's shit tier even by hue standards
>>75204280
>>75204062
Pretty darn spick tier m8, Unless he's from an European family.
>>75196090
Olaf, Hans, Reinhardt.
>>75196090
Connor. Cicero. Andrew. out of ideas.
>>75196090
you want to use the name:
>Truman
>>75197484
>He's a pagan
>>75205123
>>75196090
or:
>Seven
go with ognorok bro you wont regret it
>>75204825
Channing, Cheyton as well.
Fucking Kai. Pretty based.
Name is Alexander
Changing that shit to Adonis
>>75204062
If my name was Claudio I'd be a fucking player
>>75196678
Hahah!
You fucking white male
Go with Abraham, biblical but not super muslim either, very European strong-sounding name. Manly and not submissive sounding at all. Abraham is a man I respect, a man I notice when he walks into the room. When girls see you, they ask, "who is that guy?". Another responds, "oh, him? That's Abraham."
>>75204062
Diego, fucking wish i was a Claudio
>>75196090
something that doesn't end in -den
>>75196678
>>75205789
>not super muslim either
>>75196678
Jon is shit-tier, John is up there with the best of em
>>75196453
GTFO with this meme name. Jayden, Brayden, Rayden, Brynden, Jaylan, etc are all fucking retarded.
>>75196678
Sure it is
>>75196678
Hey, fellow dweeb.
I'm river.
>>75196678
Max Power.
>>75206665
River isn't as bad as Moonlight or Zeppelin.
>>75196678
If you want to keep with the theme, I guess you can go with "Lucian" if you're a guy or "Selene" or "Diana" if you're a girl. Personally, I would go for a British monarch as far as names go. Richard, William, or even Robert if you want a Scottish flair.
>>75196090
>>75196678
Here are a few masculine names IMO, in no particular order:
Ryan, Murphy, Alfred, Grant, Sullivan, Warren
>>75196678
Put me in the screen cap homie
>>75206863
Lucian is a douchey name.
Duncan is a cool name.
>>75206821
Don't bullshit me. Are you called Zeppelin?
Wtf were your parents smoking?
>>75206970
No it's not, I have a biblical name, Zachary.
I've heard the name before though, usually from hippy parents.
>>75196090
Try Woody. Seems cool and it will be a little more unique and memorable
>>75206876
I agree with these.
Also they have good nickname capabilities
Sully, etc
Leon (Short for Leonidas)
>>75207045
>Woody
Why not just go all out and call yourself Gaylord?
>no proof
>>75196678
Shorten it to just "Light", go death note on their ass
>>75207112
If my son is a cuck I will rename him Gaylord.
>>75196090
Faggot, because you're the OP.
But seriously, just pick a generic white male name.
>>75196090
Max power
>Simpsons
Seriously this is a /b/ thread.
>>75196678
>Its time for the Moon Boy to become the Moon Man.
>>75206303
What about Hayden? Its gaelic
>>75206303
That shits all redneck trash, like Nevaeh, which is Heaven backwards.
Mack. As in mac. As in in make it mac tonight. Moonman.
>>75196678
Try Moonhammed
>>75196090
change name to Victor Von Doom
>>75196678
make your name nicholas wilde please
Hi, Ian here and I want to kill myself
there would be nothing wrong about my name if I wasn't a dark skinned spic
>>75196678
Try something similar, then. Endymion, for example, for whom the moon shines in Greek mythology.
>>75196090
just go with John, it'll be easier to get used to it.
>>75196678
You poor bastard. Your parents were assholes.
I'm Eric. It draws no suspicion. No one week ever ask you about it.
>>75196090
Ben
>>75196678
Matthew or Matson
>>75196090
>>75206303
>>75207948
>redneck
I've never met a white person with one of these names. Only nigs.
>>75208270
Hey, don't feel bad- at least you're not a nigger!
>>75196090
Otso
It's manliest most ancient Finnish name.
>>75197438
What is last name op?
>>75208845
Not OP but
>nice try FBI
>>75196678
Kyle
Kye
Heath
Hayden
Austin
>>75208956
Shit wrong one... my bad
>>75196678
OMG anon
any thoughts on the name brian?
>>75196678
Mason, Jacob, Fredrik
>>75196090
Sunlight
>>75196678
Fuck, you should've gotten yourself a better name back in middle school.
>>75204029
that's not how sage works, Moon
John
>>75208736
> Y O U ' R E A F U C K I N ' W H I T E M A L E !
Radovan.
Kek wills it.
>>75201506
In Germany we use Kevin as a curse, because so many white trash people named their sons Kevin that it literally stands for disfunctional young male.
>>75196090
just pick one of your other first names... or don't degenerate americans get more than one first name?
>>75197010
good one
>>75196678
Raziel
Sebastian, then people could call you Seabass as a nickname
You'd like that wouldn't you faggot?
>>75196678
Jesus man.
>>75206918
Better than Moonlight. He can go by Luke.
Nigel
>>75196090
Günther