> Amber Heard
> Married Johnny Depp last year
> Files for divorce only 2 days after his mom's death
> Asks for alimony
Nice move.
>>75151171
Which /pol/ster will be the first to marry this divine creature?
>>75151171
He seems like an insufferable prick
>>75151171
Best career move ever
>>75151171
> Files for divorce only 2 days after his mom's death
He cried, didn't he?
Fucking sociopath cunts kek
looks like john mayer desu senpai
>>75151232
Lol! Where are you from?!? On mobile
If you were a rich male celebrity, why would ever get married, especially to this arm candy tier bitch?
Dicaprio has the right idea.
She plays a coalburner in the Rhum Diary (where both met in 2012).
> Johnny Depp hits on her the whole movie
> She rejects him
> Goes partying in a nigger club
> Gets rapped
> Goes back to Depp
> Cucked Depp is fine with it
>>75151393
I enjoyed the movie until this part.
>>75151256
It's the image he portrays as a celebrity. All celebrities maintain a public image, why do you think trump hasn't changed his hairstyle in decades?
>>75151291
This really is nuts. Did depp have a breakdown or something? Even assuming he did, divorcing him is cruel in a time like this. I've heard of women divorcing husbands after the mother dies to get life insurance money but never 2 days after death.
>>75151171
who cares, hes a liberal faggot like pretty much every other kikewood "star". good to see him suffer
>>75151350
These guys are so fucking naive. Money and fame make them blind. Don't ask them too much...
>>75151171
>falling for the marital Jew
You deserve it.
>>75151350
>Dicaprio
i swear to kek
he gets fat
looks like rubbish
but gets all the models
JUST
>>75151171
J U S T
>marrying a woman half his age
>in hollywood
What did he expect?
>>75151232
Are you Canada's cousin? Where is your blue leaf at?
>>75151171
Doesn't she have a job? Why would she get alimony? According to the internet she is currently in movies and is in the DC movie franchise thing as someone names Mera.
Good if Depp gets fucked a little though he needs some reality checks to keep him out of the Hollywood bullshit bubble. Hope he had a prenup though.
Just more proof Marriage is bullshit and you shouldn't fall for it.
>>75151833
He's aging badly.
>>75151823
With his amount of cash do you think looks matter even a bit?
I wonder what argument she's making for requiring "spousal support"? She just got so used to Depp's money in 15 months that she can't be expected to go on without it?
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Kek wills this bitch gets what she deserves and that we never have to see his faggotry again.
>>75151171
What's the point in existing divorce?
I mean, it's supposed to be a eternal oath, not something that you can leave if you want.
I do not trust in divorced people, they're basically traitor and oathbreakers
>>75151350
Honestly Depp could have seen thing coming said fuck it I can afford it and just done it for lulz.
>>75151171
proof?
>>75151992
>>He's aging badly.
shit, nigga, he's had a ton of plastic surgery, too.
>>75151992
Not that bad. His bullshit facial hair is the worst thing and thats a choice.
>>75151992
idk it could be worse he is like what 50
>>75151171
>teehee yes I'll marry you
>get to fuck attractive member of opposite sex for a year
>go to events people on their dollar
>get fucked up on drink and drugs you never have to pay for
>"Ok, I'm out"
>not even ????, just profit
If I could make this my next career move I certainly fucking would. And you call women stupid.
>>75151958
>give me what's mine
>by the way I am referring to your money
>>75152109
It's all over the news.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3609754/Battle-begins-Johnny-Depp-s-400M-fortune-Pirates-Caribbean-star-asks-judge-reject-Amber-Heard-s-request-spousal-support-NO-pre-nup.html
>>75152071
>I do not trust in divorced people, they're basically traitor and oath breakers
The worst is people who marry divorces. You know the thing doesn't mean anything to them.
>>75151708
Yup.
Fucking scumbag deserves it
How can she ask for alimony if they didn't even have children? How does that worl exaclty?
>>75151232
That is one nice flag
>>75151974
No prenuptial, he's fucked.
But it goes to show yet again that women have no moral compass, they do whatever they need to in order to get ahead in life.
Seriously, what kind, rational human being (one who JUST LAST YEAR had a ceremony where she told the other person she'd love them forever) would divorce someone right after that person parent dies? Even if you're going through marital trouble , the death of a close relative should put at least a moment's pause in getting separated, but apparently this isn't so for this woman.
>>75152141
>>75152164
>>75152196
Pierce Brosnan is 63 and he's aging like good wine.
Maybe Depp should stop with the teenage look though.
>>75151232
B-B-B-BIZARRO PERU???
>>75151393
>>75151546
It was a million times more brutal in the book. She pretty much got hauled off and gang raped.
>>75152047
oh yeah, i nearly forgot..
well he does all this environmentalist stuff.
how can the models stand that?
and how can he stand the models?
who cares anyway.
ill embrace my wizardry
>>75151315
Guatemala. But you can click on the country flag & it will open the .gif. Then check the country code
>>75152246
>no pre-nup
He better not be this dumb.
>>75151974
NEVER EVER EVER get married in California. Bitches get alimony for nothing. The divorce laws are the worst in the country, and probably the world.
I've seen it happen many times. I have sociopath family members that live off of it. It's absolutely disgusting.
>>75151171
Typical, artsy whore
Gosh, this is so fucking disgusting
I will never understand why would she fall for a so much older guy than for somebody her age that would have any genuine feelings for her
>>75152346
It shouldnt unless she did not work during the marriage. Which she did.
Its a hold over from the bullshit equality but not equality. It was considered unfair to throw a women out on her ass and in fact the idea that women would be out on their own was a kind of duress that would keep women in abusive bad relationships.
So making a husband take care of wife who did not work during a marriage was a thing. Also it was stretched to maintaining her lifestyle.
Its bullshit I want to be equal but more equal shit.
>>75152619
Young women often fall in love with older men. It's very common actually.
They're looking for stability, charisma and social standing.
Old men fall in love with young women because... well they have nice tits.
>>75152574
Is the "half yo shit" meme real in Clapistan?
I mean, he had hundreds of millions before they married. Here in Norway she would have to prove that she deserve even a single cent of that cash.
And divorcing him 2 days after his mom dies. Fucking whore. I'd pay for her to get raped and killed by niggers.
>>75152376
Why did she do it right after the death. That is a risk of looking bad in front of the court. Also she works in movies currently will she have to pay her own lawyer?
>>75152430
Depp problem is he doesnt dress or groom like an adult. The hardware is aging well enough.
>>75152430
He was bond. Anyone who plays bond gets the elixer of immortality
>>75152430
also, pierce brosnan probably isn't a raging alcoholic. Depp's been an alchy since he started acting
>>75152619
I get you're being sarcastic but you're still acting like a faggot.
This women is leaving him during one of the worst periods in his life, that shit is inexcusable. I can understand marrying him for money, most women do that now. It's leaving him literally two days after his mother died. That shit is so snake like only a woman would be capable of doing that
>>75152722
I guess that made sense some time ago but it needs to change. I hope he has good lawyers who can save his ass from this debacle.
>>75152785
In her situation it would be tough. She really only has a default right to half of what he made during the marriage. Also she was making money as she works.
Shell try to leverage the fact that she was with him for years before the marriage.
Either way you don't want to even open the possibility because now he has to fight her off in court. And in case you haven't seen Kesha shitting all over the place for the past year women can choose to exploit default public sympathy.
>>75151958
In fairness, she warned him.
>>75151350
>tfw Dicaprio will never find love do to money hungry whores
>>75152958
Save us from the Lawyers they are the ones who shape this shit now and it boils down to whatever they can get away with.
What the actual fuck?
>>75151958
Wtf is a tonton man?
>>75152870
>>75152832
>>75152825
>>75152430
Too bad his wife aged like milk.
Good, I'm glad she did that.
>>75153026
Kek right here.
Someone shop this over the image and start memeing it.
>>75151741
I feel for them to be honest, imagine being in their position. Women just throwing themselves acting like they are the one, they are special, and they love you more than anything on the planet. And a lot of them are so good at playing the part, must reach a point where you have to believe a girl really is that special one who won't fuck you over for your money.
>>75153194
>Canada
I'm sure you're just trolling, but damn man
>>75151958
Why the mirrored letters?
That's dumb. You're an adult. Write like an adult.
>>75153194
I agree with the try hard shit poster.
The more ridiculous she gets with this in public the quicker mass opinion will sway so that men have a fair roll in divorce courts.
>>75151171
desu, she really looked like that kind of bitch form the start.
i have no idea why that fag was stupid enough to marry her.
>>75151171
>Asks for alimony
Do they even have children together?
>>75153246
Not let's be really honest it was those faggot dogs and Auatralia which destroyed their marriage.
Once Amber Heard though about Barnaby Joyce's throbbing huge Aussie cock the writing was on the wall for Depp.
You just found out the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has been in a banter war with Johnny Depp and his wife, and just won
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/barnaby-joyce-takes-the-moral-high-ground-in-dispute-with-nemesis-johnny-depp-20160526-gp4bhm.html
>>75151171
OMG Prepare for 3 more pirates of the caribbean movies, he need his money back.
>>75151315
Mobilefag here too. There is a clover update which allows you to see the name of the county next to the flag. Clover is no longer on the play store so you have to download F-Droid and update it through that. I'm on version 2.1.3.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
TRUMP STUMPED
it would be cheaper to just get her killed
Why not have her killed?
Surely that's cheaper and less messy than a divorce.
>>75153371
Here I did it myself get spreading this.
If you marry woman she must know that you murder her if she pulls some shit like this or betrays you.That's why mafiozi wifes are portrayed as stereotypically best wifes.Its because mafiozi act the way that makes wife faithful.You are caring but a fucking monster if you pull some stupid shit up.
Did literally no one do any research? Hes on the line for what he made while theyre married, not his whole fortune. Thats still too fucking much though.
"""Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are getting divorced in a state which divides martial assets using the 'community property' method.
This means a judge will simply divide a couple's joint assets equally while allowing the individuals to retain inherited and premarital assets.
Forbes reports that Depp made $30million in 2015 alone, which suggests Heard would be line for a minimum of $15million.
California is one of only eight U.S. states that uses this type of settlement.
It would mean that the bulk of Depp's $400m fortune would not be taken into account, it was reported by Entertainment Tonight."""
>>75151958
Maybe she got tired of all the daddy / Daughter role playing?
Or just too weirded out when he kept calling her Lilly when he fucked her?
>>75153523
that worldfilter on sydney morning herald makes me laugh extra loud.
>>75151171
Our dealings with their dogs and shaming them must of been too much to handle
>>75153656
the fact that he was ever even close winning a national election shows that he already done ridiculously well, its a disgrace for jillary that there was ever a time when people might have chosen trump over her
>>75153785
So he let her serve papers in California? He should have fucking stayed in Australia.
That shit hole is the worst state he should have lived in her home state of Texas. Holy fuck he is stupid.
>>75153785
doesnt matter, the cunt shouldnt get a dime.
but this stupid nigger knew that. and instead of thinking with his big head, the thought with his little head. so i dont feel any sympathy for him.
>>75151171
Kek, I saw this a mile a way. It was set in stone when depp made that beta apology to australia for bringing his dogs with him.
This was a novelty marriage for her.
she is.proud about being.from Texas and she married this beta liberal who hates trump.
Her pussy shriveled up 3 months into the marriage.
>>75151171
> Trump 1
> Johnny Depp 0
>>75153656
Dead cat bounce.
Jhonny Depp is a piece of shit anyway, he deserves.
>>75151232
I grew up with a large family (~50 people that I came in contact with on a monthly basis, including grandmothers, babies, and cousins that I forgot their names constantly) and they seem pretty cool. The ones I know are hard working, don't do drugs, don't participate in gang activity, and go to church. One of the men even owns an apartment complex and rents them out while working 12 hours a day as a welder to support his family. Pretty cool people
Depp dislikes G-d-Emperor Trump. He's a cuck.
Bitches run from cucks like rats from a sinking ship. Serves him right.
Amber Heard is hot as fuck, she reminds me Princess Grace. He probably used her in every way (did i mentioned that she also a bisexual and prone to threesomes ?)
pic: Depp cosplaying a famous manga character, could you recognize which one ?
>>75151393
Looks like she has puffy nipples.
>>75152430
Damn, I hope I look that good at 63.
>>75152761
But she's like 20-something and he's 50? Isn't that gross? So she's gonna have sex with him just because he's famous and as artsy as she is? Like they're not even on par in terms of intellectual level. How can they even understand each other? They never will
>>75154253
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trophy_wife
>>75154253
She got to fuck a powerfulish man for some of the years before he broke and got old. She got a bunch of cash and years of being cared for plus whatever in the divorce.
All the while boosting her profile and career.
>>75153816
OMFG RAREEE WHO ARE YOUUU I'M ON MOBILE
RARE RARE RARE RARE
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>>75152785
>Is the "half yo shit" meme real in Clapistan?
It's usually more than half. If you bitch tricks you into signing those marriage papers she owns more like 60-80%, since you usually end up getting stuck paying all of her legal fees when she hires the most expensive Jew she can.
Even if you have prenuptial signed, most feminist judges just ignore them anyway.
>I'd pay for her to get raped and killed by niggers.
This needs to happen more often, but it doesn't.
>>75154175
>I'm bisexual, teehee! :3
>>75154175
he dresses like Chris Angel. Ugh.
>>75154249
>>75152430
See
>>75154342
Mrs. Dalton looks like a porpoise that swallowed a blue whale
>>75151393
She was raped in the book and considered a damaged goods by the protagonist afterwards.
>>75152785
Family law varies state to state. California and New York have some of the worst laws regarding divorce.
Most likely they will reach a mediated settlement of $10-20 million
>>75151171
she stayed a year and 3 months so people wouldn't call her a gold digging whore
Hope she takes all his money and ruins him.
"Men" who get married deserve to suffer
>>75153371
The more ridiculous she gets, the more press she gets, which brings just more women and limp wrist men telling her she's doing the right thing
Like a couple anons said before, Depp should just get a team to throw her off a bridge in the amazon, that would solve this shit in a heartbeat
>>75152519
Yeah, in the book it starts off great for her but she ends up at his doorstep, much later, severely traumatized.
Does anyone have a JUST of Johnny Depp?
>>75151232
Rare flag alert.
>>75154253
I am 32 and I can't even understand people roughly 25 or under. I assume I was as an idiot as well but I don't remember.
>>75155308
nah not rare, uncommon i guess
they do post sometimes
>>75154838
Regards 32 year old virgin
>>75155434
poo in a loo pajeet
>>75153523
I came here to post this
>>75155625
Nice ID
>>75151171
Don't fuck with Trump or you get destroyed.
>>75151964
They smoked it
>>75151232
Canada.. you might have dyed your flag and removed the leaf but we know it is you...
>>75155603
>Le epic meme exdee
The hypocrisy is astounding.if we fried our poo and sold it in new York you fatties would gobble them up
>>75155808
Kek
>>75151974
>Why would she get alimony?
Alimony doesn't have to make sense anymore. Originally, limited alimony was understandable because women did tend to make career sacrifices in order to raise children and be responsible wives. Nowadays it rarely makes sense.
In this case in particular, it would be hard to argue that marrying Johnny didn't give a huge boost to her publicity and career.
>>75155202
My fellow reader. I was bummed they cut out the best fucking character in the book too. Fucking Yeaman bro.
>>75153128
He would look fine if he lost a bit of weight and dressed like a normal person. Dropping the earrings and the gold teeth would be a great start.
>>75153147
He was playing Tonto in the Lone Ranger when the picture was made.
>>75151171
Maybe we got it backwards.
Maybe they've wanted a divorce for months, but with Mommy Depp in failing health, they postponed it so as not to break her fragile heart.
Now that she's gone, they get get the fuck away from each other.
>>75151171
Heard's a texan conservative and depp's a champagne liberal, they probably disagreed on trump, I hate gold digging whores but I sincerely hope that Heard sucks this dumb liberal cunt dry
>>75156163
Actually that's entirely plausible.
It's his fault. He wanted to fuck the actress he was doing a movie with. He was too stupid to stay detached and just get the check.
Soft men like him deserve everything they get for playing with the unstable fire that is the modern liberated fearless cunt.
I hope she ends up taking publicity photos with niggers so Johnny "Here to Prep" Depp can Robin Williams himself. Getting married to a Western woman today is like adopting a biting pitbull. We need political change before we expose ourselves to marriage and children, which is nothing but exposing ourselves to complete domination by this Jewish state and Jewish lawyers.
>>75155837
didn't some chef in UK make food with pooey hands in a restaurant and it was served to people?
kek
>>75151640
Deep is a shit-tier faggot who happens to be good at playing pretend for a camera.
Dude is 100000% vapid, just watch a couple interviews with his dumb ass.
>>75151291
Not as bad as divorce but my ex dumped me after my grandfathers funeral, one of the reasons was because i was being too depressed and she wanted to go out and have fun not stay inside
>>75156330
>I hope she ends up taking publicity photos with niggers so Johnny "Here to Prep" Depp can Robin Williams himself
>Johnny "Here to Prep" Depp
>>75156255
>a texan conservative
>gay activist
are those compatible ?
>>75152619
Maybe you can save her.
>>75152376
An insufferable hollyjew lib got cucked - big league.
Why are you so butthurt?
"I'm inside his head, I'm pulling little strings and pulling little levers, long after I've forgotten about Mr Depp, he's remembering me.
"I'm turning into his Hannibal Lecter."
- Australia's Deputy Prime Minister, Yesterday.
>>75151171
she left him for a big aussie cock, no doubt.
>>75156522
That sucks, but at least you had good beer with which to drown your sorrows.
I have a Belgian ex who was batshit insane... maybe it's the women in your country haha
>>75156522
at least you found out she was a horrible cunt before it was too late m8
>>75151171
Johny prepp
>>75153180
>aged like milk.
Hi kike chan.
If you use the same cliche every time it's easy to tell that it's you.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1190502603
>>75152785
>Getting this buttblasted about a kikewood lib getting cucked - big league
Top kek
>>75156686
stinky gamle rumpe fjert
what is her age and then him?
looks far from age
>>75156670
Only when there's huge amounts of money involved for the former
>>75156330
HURR DURR WOMEN
He was just an idiot, she cucked him smoothly.
Why get mad? I think it's funny.
>>75156697
I think you mean a big emu cock.
>>75153032
That's a good problem to have.
>>75151171
Not pollitics
Go back to >>>/r9k/
>>75156859
Holy shit. I wasn't going to fap tonight.
well he at least has all those pirates residuals he'll get for the next 2 decades. And if nothing else his modeling daughter wont let him go hungry. She still seems to like her dad.
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY
>>75156686
>Marry someone
>Be with them for only a year
>Not only do this right after the man's mother dies, but then demand money she didn't earn
Not butthurt, just want others to understand the perils of getting married. Women have no qualms with leaving you the second they think your ship is sinking, like rats with tits
>>75151171
Am I supposed to feel bad for this shitty Keith Richards rip off artist? It's his fault for marrying stupid cunts. Why does a piece of shit like him need to get married anyway? What's eating you gilbert grape?
>>75156361
yeah, it was in an indian restaurant
luckily the people who were served it were pajeets anyway, so they'd already ordered the king prawn poori
>>75151171
Thats what you get for marrying a randroid
>>75157837
That's why you get the Jew legal stuff signed in a contract
He was dumb as shit and got cucked because he was naive
>>75153754
This
>>75151171
>arried Johnny Depp last year
>> Files for divorce only 2 days after his
its gets wors , HE GOT NO PRENUP .
FAG is worth 400 milion.
whore gonna go for half his shit.
>>75153785
That's a pretty expensive prostitute.
sucky sucky 15 million dolla
>>75154698
RELAX RELAZ
>>75158096
/Bantz
>>75154175
He looks like a vampire
>>75158138
You don't live in America so you don't know how it is. Almost half of all prenuptials are thrown out of court, even if he had one there's a good chance it wouldn't have mattered.
Again though, this isn't totally about Depp, it's about the fact that a woman did this to him at this point in his life, probably the worst few months man will have, losing his mother. If she can do this to him without regret or shame, there's no telling what the 'average woman' would do.
>>75151393
She was so hot in that movie
>>75158909
If you can get cucked that easily he shouldn't have gotten married in the first place
He learned his lesson not to marry a whore the expensive way
Now his money will be used for her to get gang banged by blacks
>>75151171
She deserves it. Ever see All the Boys Love Mandy Lane? Holy fuck that chick is smoking.
>>75159414
Again, this isn't totally about their relationship, it's about the institution of marriage. If women can just dump a man like Depp , then the 'average woman' will look at a Steve or Chris and do the same thing to him without a second thought, because she's parroting a more powerful woman.
Sure, Depp should have gotten a prenuptial, but what about the men who can't afford a good enough lawyer to beat the divorce settlements? What about the man who has everything taken from him by a woman who a couple years ago couldn't stop talking about how much she loved him?
>>75151232
quien te conoce canada azulada.
wait you actualy thinks that she is suppose to stay with him even if she doesnt feel like it? are we in 19 century or what? ithough we got over this issue long time ago. most of divorces (90+%) is caused by male. I knew it well since my wife divorced me. it was my mistake tho, i was at work 10 hours a day and i didnt gave her enough attention so i basically forced her to cheat on me. Thats how terrible it is not to care about your dear half., you basically forcing them into action they dont want to do.
>>75160116
>>75160116
You're not even trying.
>>75160268
Don't worry anon. No one is stupid enough to fall for that.
>>75160401
mňau
He's not even a Heart throb anymore. Unless the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise saves his sorry ass, he could the way of full blown JUST
>>75151171
It's getting easier to spot when /pol/ mods make threads. If a normal person made this thread it would have been deleted already since this shit is /tv/
>Report this shitty /tv/ thread this is non /pol/
First there was that bullshit apology to Australia. Second all his latest movies bombed. Third he probably cried and blamed his wife for keeping him apart from his dying mother. I honestly don't blame Amber Heard. It's easy to assume Johnny Depp is an alpha, but after marrying him it turned out he was just another pussified cuck beta. Might as well get his bucks.
this limp wristed homo insults trump
then his bitch leaves him
what did you guys think was gonna happen
>>75151350
I think it's because they're lonely. Imagine having all that money, all those women wanting you but you never know who to trust. But they are flawed people and are blinded when they meet that person they think they can trust. And then, when all bets are off the cunt pulls something like this.
>implying you guys would resist this highiest class succubus
Most men, even rich ones would marry a bitch like that in a second. Females have an absurd amount of power over men
>>75151974
He has male privilege.
>no prenup
when will these fucking guys ever learn?
>watching Johnny Depp interview with Lawrence Krauss
>says he is addicted to YouTube and watching videos of Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIUeSO27F8
>>75156806
Underrated
>>75159773
The institution of marriage is dying naturally
It's a business arrangement
No one seriously believes romantic love exists
What does the man get?
- guaranteed sex for a couple of years
- validation & respectability because a woman chose him
- children
The risks are the risks
>>75162503
they shouldve stayed together,
>>75162503
'cos 'is m8 is Ricky Gervais and hes well into not believing in god an' that.
