Why are hipsters obsessed with looking "manly" while doing everything but?
Looking manly =! acting manly
>>75129733
>Why are hipsters obsessed with looking "manly" while doing everything but?
They don't look manly, they just grow beards to hide their growing [craft] beer gut.
>>75129817
It's a spectrum!
>>75129733
Did you forget a t?
>>75129733
kinda pissed flannel is now fucking hipster. had a nice collection of gitman's growing too
>>75129907
Its not really hipster if you don't have a beard, hitler youth hairdo and shitty tattoos
>>75129733
The answer is in your question.
>>75129733
overcompensating
>>75129907
Gitman is fucking awesome
Absolutely nothing wrong with a nice american made flannel, don't let the cucks bring you down.
>>75129907
Gitman makes some fine shirts. I want to get another Hawaiian from them for the summer.
>>75129907
No man, I've been wearing flannel since I was a kid, hipsters can't take it away from you.
>>75129907
Wearing flannel while chopping large trees is still manly
>hurr durr why don't men dress like men anymore
>19th century beards, short well-groomed hair, and collared flannel shirts come into fashion
>still complain every day
>>75129733
If that looks "manly" to you, you might be gay.
>>75130284
Flannel is timeless. They'll be on to their next fad in a bit.
Remember grunge? Fashion comes and goes. Hold strong.
>>75130253
>buying a $180 Hawaiian or plaid shirt.
>>75129733
insecurities
>>75129733
That's masculine looking? Hmm guess us Gen X'ers are just completely out of touch.
Because in their social circle, its all they're allowed to do to express themselves as men.
Everything else is "problematic."
they want to be alpha like max payne
>>75129733
The beard fad is particularly annoying for me.
I grow facial hair at an extremely fast rate. If I want to stay clean shaved I have shave twice a day. I have a neatly trimmed beard just for convenience. And these faggots are forcing me to be associated with them.
I don't wear my flannels anymore because they ruined those too.
>>75129897
underrated leaf. very uncommon
>>75130704
with this level of insecurity I doubt you were much more masculine then they are in the first place.
>>75129733
Growing a beard is halal, everything else is '''''''''''''''''''''''toxic'''''''''''''''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''masculinity'''''''''''''''''''''
>>75129733
Because it's ironic. Hipsters thrive on irony.
>>75130603
>Because in their social circle, its all they're allowed to do to express themselves as men.
>Everything else is "problematic."
Great point.
>>75130284
>i was using flannel before it was cool
you are a fucking hipster idiot
>>75129733
Because they're self-loathing pussies who lack the character to act like men and sneer at problematic, outdated manly behaviours, but at the same time they secretly desire to powerful, stable and respected the way that the idealized versions of the male stereotypes they imitate are.
Ergo, since they can't actually act like real men and have this cognitive dissonance where they both secretly want to be real men, but outwardly have to disparage and disrespect real men, they have come up with the system of ironic fashion. By taking on the superficial appearance of bluecollar workers "ironically" they can feel like they embody the proletarian spirit of manliness (or whatever) while also being able still act like a pussy and distance themselves from the icky perspectives and behaviours that the men they're cosplaying as embody.
tl;dr: They're playing dress up because they secretly want to be real men, but allege that it's "ironic" to prop up the idea that they're better than real men.
>>75130643
>max payne
>emo bitch
>alpha
>>75129885
Oh look, it's the BudMillerCoors anon back to shill for his favorite form water.
>>75129897
>Did you forget a t?
finally a good shit-post from you crazy canucks.
>>75131494
>the men they're cosplaying
holy shit
MFW
See the chart
>>75129907
>>75130063
>Tfw I have a thick beard and look damn good in flannel, but no shitty haircut or tats
>keep my stache trimmed above my lip and have a strong jaw and cleft chin thats hidden by the beard
They ruined the lumberjack look
>>75131725
Are you one of those craft beer weaboos?
>putting gel/wax on your shitty haircut and using conditioning mousse on your stylized beard is considered 'manly' now
real men still look good even when they've just rolled out of bed
>>75129733
The left want to destroy the very symbol of being a man so they attack it at its source by making faggots grow them
Also the beard in the OP is not manly at all and is reflective of a spineless cuck who is doing it for a trend. Just, as I hate to say it most Hockey players currently are doing it for the same reason and it looks like shit
>>75132136
putting product in your hair was the norm for men until the hippies came around. Walking around with bedhead to prove you don't care about your personal appearance isn't masculine .
>>75129733
Despite their tendency to masochism, they're vain creatures that don't want to be looked down on, even if they're the ones doing stupid things that makes them deserve it.
So they pretend to be this tough guy, while doing faggy things. Of course, when you challenge their manliness, they revert to the faggots that they are and cry in their Tumblrs and whatnot.
Just keep destroying their sense of self-worth and you can get to them. And once they're broken and down, and you're kicking them while they're down, you can begin making real men out of them again.
There will be those who'd take the easy way out.
>Suicide
Let them. They are weak and deserve extinction.
There will be those who'd fight back. Those you have to destroy completely. They, too, deserve extinction.
And there will be those who would see the light and come back. Show them the light and bring them back to the fold.
>>75129733
Ive seen a guy like this in Melbourne, except he was a hardcore vegan, always had an opinion about something, but didn't pull his weight when the chips are down.
I fucking hate Melbourne, its so full of pretentious hipsters who whinge and bitch at everything and get fuck all done.
If I find one who has legitimately good work ethic, and didn't sound like a bitchy whiny teenager, ans wasn't part of the PC club you can split my dick and call me Caitlyn.
>>75129733
why do they wear glasses that are just cosmetic? why do they wear shits for bands they dont listen to? why do they wear suspenders when they are also wearing a belt?
>>75132136
>real men still look good even when they've just rolled out of bed
This is not how the "real man" thing works. Masculine behavior is to treat personal grooming as a tool to leverage status in society. Feminine behaviour is to be vain about your appearance and base your self esteem off it.
>>75132759
>why do they wear suspenders when they are also wearing a belt?
if we took them off would he die?
I personally resent this because these people have invaded the restaurant industry. They advertise "organic, locally sourced meat, local grown produce, cooked over local wood"
And everyone thinks "GEE WIZ THESE MOUNTAIN MEN SURE DO MAKE GOOD FOOD"
When everything is delivered to them and they have no part in actually "sourcing" this stuff outside of using local agents to find small farms for their trendy $50 for a plate of pork chops and veggies restaurants.
I have to deliver from my farm to these dickholes and while they're nice they seem to not understand the concept of weather.
>sorry, we can't get you any flats of blackberries and basil until the rain eases up
>"you don't understand I need this today for our dish"
>well maybe you should watch the weather channel there's lightning hitting all around the property, I can't ask anyone to harvest when they might get zapped
>"well that's going to be an issue for me"
If they want a field full of Mexicans picking their shit for 5 dollars an hour in any condition, go do that. Don't source local farms for produce if you can't handle the concept of local farms.
Austin has earned "please nuke" status, bring the rain Kim Jong, I'm out of the radiation zone anyway.
>>75131936
Somebody was butthurt.
>>75133177
About what? It makes fun of niggers and reddit types as well.
>>75133162
As a cook, I now have more of an understanding, after reading your post. Thanks
>>75132682
Melbourne has the only electorate in Australia in which the Greens won a seat on the House of Representatives in the last election. Just some trivia.
>>75129733
You mean Alpha? How would you know, you omega.
>>75129907
Hipster is the new grunge, but without any memorable music.
>>75131725
oh look its yet another retard trying to imply that macros don't have similar abv to their favorite "craft" beer
I am considered Hipster among my friends, but I am no hipster by far unless you count liking good music and having fashion as hipster.
I let my beard and hair go because I'm honestly lazy, I don't dress like that though.
>>75133602
>having fashion
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
>>75133602
>liking good music and fashion
Only a hipster would say this.>>75133685
It's nothing to do with being manly.
Beards and facial hair in general aren't 'in style' to the general population. Therefore, it's hipster to have it.
>>75129817
Parsing error inbound.
Pretending to be leet and intelligent is fun though, isn't it?
>>75129733
It's right there in the definition of "hipster", they wear shit they hate to be "ironic", hipsters despise traditional masculinity so of course they will adopt the look
>>75133521
"Grungers" wore flannel because it was warm, cheap, durable, and timeless; and of course Cobain et al wore it. Hipsters wear it for some sort of abstract ironic 'statement' that I haven't figured out yet.
>>75133685
>>75133737
Did you just call yourself a hipster? are you fucking retarded?
>>75133602
nope you're not a hipster, you're a full blown faggot.
>>75133972
Didn't mean to quote my post at the end there.
because looks are all they have , character has to be lived.
>>75129733
compensating
>>75133162
I live in San Antonio and some of those dweebs come here
Do you really have a small farm? Its my dream to do that. What do you grow? i'm guessing blackberries and basil. Do you go on /out/ for the gardening/farm thread?
>>75129733
Because they are fagots emulating Victorian era European(/American)s because this is the time period when graphic design started to really kick off and the bicycle was popular. The ubiquity of Apple products and Vector graphic design/ web design "web 2.0" boom reignited that market. They don't all know that because they are bottom tier members (fake professional-consumers) of the cult that is Urbanism.
>>75129733
The beard is to compensate for their femininity and weakness
>>75133310
Hey man you do you, I'm just referencing chefs in Austin, I can answer any questions you have if you'd like. I'm just saying these hipsters that are totally removed from agriculture are willfully ignorant and a pain in the dick. >>75134948
I don't own it, I manage harvest and farmers markets as well as restaurant deliveries. We do Plums, Pomegranates, Oranges, Lemons, and figs in small batches. Peaches, strawberries, blackberries, and various herbs in large batches.
I also grow my own zucchini and squash and tomatoes for farmers markets, whatever I don't eat from that garden goes to market.
>>75136110
>I'm just referencing chefs in Austin
Chefs in Portland sound the same as in Austin, so much meme ingredients and they have no idea how any thing is grown. They like using buzzwords.
>>75136110
how splendid. Do you own land? I think i'll overgrow my backyard if i keep up my gardening
>>75129733
>why are hipsters concerned with looking hip
because they're all self-absorbed faggots who care about nothing more than image
>>75131564
>Traumatized by murder of family
>killed hundreds of baddies
>emo bitch
Nice b8 m8
>>75129733
they just grow beards to hide their effeminate low test facial features. pretty much any guy can grow a beard by just not shaving so long as he's not a fucking androgynous limp dicked faggot.
>>75129733
Why is /pol/ obsessed with appearing manly despite being anything but?
>>75133521
All the metal in the middle is pretty fucking solid but nice try
>>75136601
>butt hurt hipster detected
Fuck off
>>75136698
Case in point.
>>75136351
It's pretty similar here. The good part is most chefs here will go to the farm and visually inspect to make sure it meets their expectations, and the farmers market we sell at does the same. Lots of memes and whatnot but when I work the market it's pretty cool because our neighbor stands are two French Vietnamese women who have croissants and the other neighbor makes raw organic dog food so I can nab breakfast from the dinks and some treats for my doggo.
>>75136357
I own three acres in my area with a double wide on it and rent it out to some meth heads, but my mom's family has a 3,000 acre ranch on the border where I manage some goats, and I manage another property west of Austin with 42 head of Brangus grass fed beef. I grow the veggies out there in raised beds.
One of these days I'm gonna say fuck it and open my own food trailer and cook Brisket, sausage, and pork ribs as I've pretty much mastered it and I can get mesquite wood from the border property.
I was a pre-law student with a 4.0 GPA but I'd prefer cooking meat and selling it to BBQ illiterates over working in an office.
>>75129733
Hey man, don't you dare dis my Ink Master look.
>>75130438
Fuggin this.
Much better than when everyone had Bieber hair ten years ago.
>>75137161
>pre-law
Kek.
>>75137412
I had a nice job line up for me in oil and gas, they offered to pay for law school if I signed a contract to work for them. Didn't have the stomach to work in fracking knowing that shit was about to get the axe from Madame president or Boinee Sanduhs.
>>75131936
According to this chart I am:
>9.5% chad
>0% nu male
>23.8% le gentleman
>38% neckbeard
>0% nigger
>28.5% other
What about you guys?
>>75129733
Working out is too hard and school said violence and nationalism are a no-no.
>>75131494
/thread thanks anon
I'm in Portland and I see dudes like op's picture all over. It's a little ridiculous.
Normally I am okay with people doing wtf they want as long as they aren't hurting anyone, but the sheer intolerance of the SJW hipster millenials here is absolutely mind-boggling.
In my opinion (and no one asked), it's an entire generation that is in dire need of being bullied a few times.
>>75129733
Fact: Entitled rich daddy hipsters are more likely to physically assault you due to lack of consequence growing up.
Fact: there easy as fuck to beat up due to there lack of pain tolerance as a result of there easy life.
Don't be fooled, there as beta as fuck.
>>75129733
I think it is poetic justice that the godfather of hipsters is red pilled, racist sexist trump supporter. He's a real man. I'm proud of your boy
>>75132050
>>75130063
>>75129907
Some of you boys are fucking cringey as hell.
There is a clear difference between a man and a goddamn hipster limp wrist.
Hipsters act like faggots IRONICALLY. They are actually trying to teach us the danger of faggotry.
I'm the guy who single handedly brought flannel back btw. I started wearing it about 3 years ago and everyone was like "whoa, look at that cool dude wearing flannel, flannel has been out of style for years! but he looks rad. so flannel is cool again!" that's seriously what happened. It all started with me. You can trace it back to my location.
I went to a college campus wearing flannel because I knew college students were the most susceptible to my influence. They all saw me wearing flannel on the campus and the virus I created spread from there. Three years later and the entire country is infected.
>>75131011
Thanks senpai
>>75132061
beer is not fattening, and I bet you piss drinking yokels have the highest obesity rate amongst whites.
>>75139482
I live there too =( thing is I am also technically millennial but dont act so cringy like the ones your talking about.. It's not really the entire generation just 70% of it
