>tfw no one ever apologized to his wife
>>75128141
>Imagining him hitting that
Suicidal thoughts
>that body
>those arms
JUST PROGERIA MY SHIT UP
I'm sorry she's a midget.
>>75128141
why did he marry a midget
>tfw no more Sunday Fundays
>tfw no more guac
>tfw no more Yebposting
>>75128327
Goddamn it leaf, progeria's not supposed to be funny.
the arms are what get me, they just look so brittle. it makes me feel nervous
>jeb bush married danny devito
>>75128425
Can't get elbowed in the head if you're that short
>>75128209
>>75128141
They probably don't play "Fuck the Presidente" anymore.
She should apologise for being so ugly
>>75128141
I too love my goblin fuck puppet.
I feel your pain, Jeb.
>>75128518
but do they still have funday sundays?
>>75128425
Because he was born to a family too rich and powerful for him to fail at securing a wife but also autistic enough not to succeed at securing an attractive wife.
>>75128503
oh wait never mind, she's two inches taller
>>75128209
Hit her with his guac bowl or his D
>>75128141
No one should have apologized because no one said anything wrong.
>>75128141
SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT YEB!S WIFE
>>75128141
IMAGINE THAT THING AS FIRDT LADY
>>75128209
>Please cum
>>75128574
The guac's no longer made with love. He's a guac bowl of a man now.
>>75128209
Please apologize.
>>75128593
this desu
>>75128425
Mexicans are all short. She's like 5'0 which is practically a giant down there. Most Mexican men grow to 5'6, tops.
I miss Yeb.
>>75128810
pls clap
>>75128141
>not posting the Columba Bush joke from this weeks family guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSCiBvsm7w
inb4 leftist propaganda, no shit, but they can still have a good joke every now and again
>>75129230
I honestly didn't even know that show was still on the air.
>>75128675
I miss jeb threads
>>75128141
R.I.P. Bush family dynasty.
