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No Prenup.


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How fucked is this guy?
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>>75109253
Totally fucked. But he shouldn't regret, there's a good chance the judge may have thrown out the prenup anyway if there had been one.
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I just have a feeling that hes going to kill himself. I don't want him to because he is a good actor.
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>>75109253
Is this JUST v2.0 or 3.0
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>>75109253
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He has more money than he'll ever be able to spend. Who cares if his wife takes half. He'll make that back in a few movies anyway.
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>>75109253
He's an open borders fag, hopefully he loses it all
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>>75110234
Pretty much this, after the new POTC movie he will be back again.
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>>75109253
now this is what i call JUSTracing
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>>75109253

>discussing celebrities on /pol/

well kekkle my shekels
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>>75110234

This would be the case if alimony wasn't a thing.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/31/john-cleese-divorce-_n_4705562.html
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>>75109253
So she gets half of the money he made in the last year. Big deal.

Not a happening.
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His mother died less than a week ago...

She files for divorce...
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2 days later
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>>75109253
also this http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alice_in_wonderland_through_the_looking_glass/
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they have been married a year she's not gonna get shit
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JUST
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>>75109253
FINISH HIM FATALITY

get married, get buried
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>>75111496
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>>75111496
HOLY COW! Women are evil. I am never getting married.
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She deserves nothing and should probably do porn
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>>75111904
but you're indian, if your wife leaves you, you can beat her to death and get away with it
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>>75111892
Kek
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WHATEVER WILL I DO WITH ONLY 80 MILLION DOLLARS
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>>75109506
How on Earth can you throw a pren-up?
t. Civic lawyer in Russia who makes bulletproof pren-ups. I enjoy hearing stories of "left with nothing" divorcee trophy wife's of my rich clients.
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>>75109253
This is his third marriage. He'll be fine.
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>>75112903

she was afraid he wouldnt want to get married if she didnt sign it

>literally raped into doing it
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>>75111728
>this picture is real
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Contrary to popular belief, pre-nups are not iron proof and are routinely thrown out by judges.

He would've been fucked anyways.
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>>75112903
the US has this thing like a good number of other countries where legally binding deals can be thrown out if they are "ridiculous" you know- sell your soul sort of shit.
Of course since it's the US it's abused constantly.
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Marriage just doesn't work for some peeps.
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>>75111496
>>>/r9k/
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It must suck to be a movie star. Especially a movie star in your 50s. At the age all you want is someone to love and for someone to love you back.
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>>75111904
or some guys are very dumb.
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>>75112683
>Anonymous (ID: 8UC/s7BK) 05/25/16(Wed)18:21:38 No.75109506 ▶
>>>75109253 (OP)
>Totally fucked. But he shouldn't regret, there's a good chance the judge may have thrown out the prenup anyway if there had been one.
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> Anonymous (ID: JY7XdgiW) 05/25/16(Wed)18:24:10 No.75109734 ▶
>I just have a feeling that

I thought his "sister" was his asshole? Not his actual, you know, sister.

I mean, later in the movie the main character ans snowball(?) talk about it.
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>>75116205
Anonymous (ID: PTGRcozW) 05/25/16(Wed)21:42:22 No.75116205▶
>>75112683
>Anonymous (ID: 8UC/s7BK) 05/25/16(Wed)18:21:38 No.75109506 ▶
>>>75109253 (OP) (OP)
>Totally fucked. But he shouldn't regret, there's a good chance the judge may have thrown out the prenup anyway if there had been one.
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> Anonymous (ID: JY7XdgiW) 05/25/16(Wed)18:24:10 No.75109734 ▶
>I just have a feeling that

I thought his "sister" was his asshole? Not his actual, you know, sister.

I mean, later in the movie the main character ans snowball(?) talk about it.
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