Check your privilege, shitlords, it is happening!
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/24/jane-bond-gillian-anderson-next-007-twitter
>>75098708
James Bond is shit from long ago. If a woman could do the role, is her.
And, Bond is shit. He is already blond, drink beer, and suggested he might be bisex.
Nothing of value will be lost.
im actually ok with scully being bond
could have been so so much worse
>>75099936
>at least they didn't take all our guns!
You have to go back.
Why would a woman be called James?
If you're going to fuck this shit up you might as well change it Jane Bond so people can see that you aren't to be taken seriously.
>>75099936
It could have been worse but tht doesn't make it right
Woman and an American
Good way to kill the series off
I'm fine with anything as long as they stop this James Bourne nonsense and make the movies fun again. I want cheeky Bond with wacky gadgets, not a bunch of tryhard shit.
aaaaaaaaand the franchise is dead
>>75098708
so this pretty much means they threw the source material out the window right?
>>75100667
Hasn't been anything good in awhile
>>75098708
hollyjew running out of ideas
I know lets just take pre established characters and make them
>nigs
>women
We're sure to get shekels for the goyim
Literally they could make a female spy movie but they are banking on the name bond to give it a chance to be successful.
>>75098708
> hinted she would accept
Bitch begs for a role, nothing to see here
>>75099936
could've been a nigger
>>75100754
yup casino royal was the last good one ... i want pierce brosnan back
>>75098708
If it was anybody but Gillian Anderson, I'd be angry, but this has the potential to be great
I'm strangely fine with this
maybe it's just my childhood x-files obsession speaking
Who the fuck would watch this shit?
You guys are dumb as fuck.
Gillian's a hot piece of classy ass. The other ones in the running is a nigger, and 2 generic incredibly boring men.
I'd watch a Scully Bond film over an Idris Elba Bond film. It would be interesting to see how they'd do it.
What they really ought to do is set the films back in the 60s but keep the modern gritty violence in them.
They need to shake it up somehow.
10 bucks say's her love interest will be a black man.
>>75100985
Anyone who's not a neckbeard.
>>75100548
Shes English. Look it up.
Also watch the Fall. Shes in her native accent - good show.
Gillian Anderson would unironically be a better Bond than Craig or Dalton
>>75100811
>Hey, want to forever associate your name with the James Bond/007 franchise?
>eeeehhhhh, I'll let you know if I'm not too busy. don't count on it.
>>75098708
Don't see the problem here, famalam.
The name is Bond, Jane Bond, you SHITLORD
>>75098708
Well, James Bond did fuck a lot of women in those movies, so if its her (and she's fucking women) I'll probably take a look.
She's too savvy to accept this sort of poisoned chalice.
Why don't they do spin offs? She could be 005? The double 0s just mean "assassin".
And get rid of nigger Moneypenny, too.
>OK BUT ALSO IDRIS ELBA CAN BE JAMES BOND AND YOU CAN BE JANE BOND AND YOU CAN SLAY EVERYONE
Imagine /pol/s reaction...
>>75098708
I'd prefer her to the nigger.
either way if they are going to go with either they had better cook up an explanation like the name James(or Jane) Bond is given to whoever holds the 007 codename and is in fact multiple people.
I just don't want them to negate everything that came before and pretend that he was always a woman or black.
why call it a james bond movie if it doesn't have a james bond? even black bond is more plausible
When you think about it, MILF-tier Gillian Anderson is as close as you could get to a Bond for men. She's sexy as fuck without even opening her mouth. Just have her seducing and straddling arms dealer dudes in casino penthouses and then popping them in the head with a silenced pistol. I'd watch that.
>>75098708
Another white james bond, how disappointing!
>>75098708
a FUCKING WHITE WOMAN? It's not diverse enough
Needs to be a nigger midget intersexual otherkin
>gillian anderson
>not aidan gillen
>>75101459
Forgot the pic.
Why am I okay with this
I miss when the movies were still campy and fun. Daniel Craig was fine, but his movies were so concerned with realism and grittiness.
>>75101350
Are you legitimately autistic? It's a film franchise
>>75098708
>making bond a woman
This is fucking stupid
>making woman Bond, Gillian Anderson
This is great, but will they make the movie?
>>75101511
>aidan gillen
would be amazing
>>75101392
he's really not, Bond is from old money and to have old money in England chances are you are white.
>>75101392
Because they're not calling it a James Bond movie, dumbass. If Gillian gets the role, it'll be Jane Bond 007 or some shit.
>>75098708
>using a white women instead of POC
how disgusting and intolerant
#whiteprivilege
>>75101585
90's Gillian Anderson was probably my first crush
isnt she too old to do action scenes? especially melee combat?
She just threw her hat in the race anyone can.
Watch this
I want to be James Bond!
gawker:
>first Jewish James Bond???
>>75098708
>caring about who plays james bond
>implying you even watch james bond
>>75101552
That's why I loved the brosnan movies but hated the Craig movies, I just want to watch a campy spy movie with a womanizing charismatic ladies man that doesn't take itself too seriously.
>>75100558
Old Bond had some comfy set design. That is the real loss to me.
None of you stupid niggers can read - she's only entered the pool of contestants alongside Elba, Lewis and Hiddlestone; she hasn't been selected.
Women watch James Bond because the man is hot, whats the point of making him a woman?
>>75101754
watch this
i want to be james bond!
huffington post
>ANOTHER WHITE JAMES BOND?
>>75098708
If she can pull off being a 300 year old giant wolf god she can pull of being a Bond.
>>75101874
so she can fuck many hot men?
>>75101686
This!
#BeyonceBond
>>75101570
it's not autistic to oppose a race or gender change for the sake of "muh diversity"
they could create a new character but because it's an established franchise making a black or woman bond will pretty much throw all the other movies under a bus. as I said I'm fine if they explain it somehow but it's an insult to everybody s intelligence to pretend he was black or a woman all along.
>>75101953
Should make James a guy with other hot guys tbqh.
>>75101511
>aidan gillen
>Oh look, it's the new James Bond
>>75101742
>tfw I saw her in Hannibal
Like fine wine
I actually wouldn't mind idris elba being bond, despite being black he seems like he could really play him well.
Now this would make me angry
Not because she's a woman
But because i would not be able to focus on the movie due to neverending raging boner and heart failure every time she appears on screen
fuck it new james bond
a transgendered, black albino, genderfluid, none binary, spykin, mildly autistic xur
>shaniqua bondel
>>75098708
lol can't wait to watch it fail
Might as well make it Mohammed al Bond now or some shit.
>>75102062
the way she talked in hannibal, with that awful cadence and monotonous tone was annoying and off-putting as shit. i wanted mads to kill the fuck out of her
>>75098708
the bitch from x-files is gonna be 007?
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REAL!?
if they DO decide to make James Bond a woman, Gillian Anderson and Emily Blunt are literally the only two acceptable choices.
>>75102388
i don't want to believe
>>75098708
Actually, I'm okay with Gillian Anderson.
>>75102207
>Starring Daniel Craig
>>75098708
Shes probably going to bang like 10 black guys during the movie. AMERICA YES
>>75102484
kek
How will they make a woman realistically fight off 200 pound big guys? The whole concept is ridiculous
>>75102609
just realized this will probably happen
>>75098708
>Changing a character's race or gender is provocative and great!
When will this meme end?
The actress seems the right choice tho.
A blunder before it even started
The difference in that woman's looks, from the first episode of X files to today is... uncanny. She looks like a totally different person, almost inhuman. Surgery sucks.
A woman being Bond is still better than a fucking nigger, still cringy and forced as fuck.
>>75102706
It's 2016 anon, women can do anything, we can hunt ghost and we can lift 300 pounds and shit
>>75098708
It will flop like the new Top Gear.
>>75102371
Kek, she was pretty monotonous in that, but I just thought it was her character being a whacked out psychologist.
>>75102879
>Surgery sucks.
I don't think it's surgery. She's just older and - more noticeably - a lot, lot thinner than she was in the X-Files.
>>75098708
I like Gillian, but it's really tacky to just slap her with a James Bond film
A spinoff would be cool as fuck though
>>75102706
with a gun
I'll break James Holmes out of jail if this happens
>>75098708
>women can't write their own stories
>they can only hijack whatever is popular with men
AYHOO HOLUP
SO WATCHU SAYIN IS
THEY GON TAKE DAT FROM A BRUTHA
AND GIV IT TO SUM WHITE BITCH?
>>75102706
They tried that with Salt with Angeline Jolie and it was fucking hilarious.
What they could do is just make her absolutely fucking lethal, sneaking about and headshotting everyone in the building. It would be amazing to have a Bond film with a female in the lead role where the movie is ten times more violent than any of the male films.
>>75101342
unfortunately my reaction wouldn't be one of surprise.
>>75103157
Is it funnier if it's true?
Wait...will her character name still be James Bond?
Why keep the fucking name? 007 is the title given to the best agent, the MAN James Bond is the agent with the title. Just retire him and have the next best agent receive the 007 title and give her a new name. How the fuck can they just make the character of James Bond a woman to play the same agent?
This is worse then making a movie sequel with different actors.
>>75101017
She's old, bro.
You've been brainwashed by the Talmudvision into liking saggy old women.
I'm so annoyed by this, I will never be able to suspend my disbelief at women in action roles.
Certainly some women can be a lot more badass than the average man, but when women are able to actually beat professional fighters in certain media then I just can't do it. That would never, ever happen.
>>75101916
>watching dubshit
Billy Bob Thornton is the only actor in that movie that gave enough of a fuck to try, find a better example.
>>75103300
>This is worse then making a movie sequel with different actors.
Good, you made me think about Speed 2
I'm gonna have nightmares now thanks
>>75103207
That would be awesome as fuck
Shock the soccer moms to hell and back
So I guess this means she's going to make love to foreign men?
>>75099936
Yeah I thought it was suppose to be a monkey?
>>75101874
Gillian is bi.
>>75103647
Just have her be like a female John Wick but without the hand-to-hand stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3THL_7Z29Y
>>75098708
>pushing 50
>James bond
jesus get a young actress at least
>>75098708
>American
>ten years too old
>female
really?
>>75099936
the fact it's anyone but a man means it's okay for them to use a nigger in the future
>>75104045
the best Bond was like 73 by the time he quit
>>75098708
Sooo Jane Bond? Will we finally see tits?
I really liked Craig. Shame the last film sucked. The only good ones were Casino Royale and Skyfall. Also Tom whoever is next Bond.
>>75102881
More like weigh 300 lbs.
So how is the bond seduction thing going to work? Instead of seducing 2-3 women like james does, she'll be fucking every guy, including the villian, until she accomplishes the mission
>>75098708
Her Majesty's Secret Service is putting up w/ an Amurrican wench as 007?
/Pol / was right, u guyz ARE cucked.
>Oh, btw, the FBI called- they want their alien hunter back
>>75104605
>Gillian
>American
>>75103793
just get keanu to be bond
forever husbando desu
>>75104366
53, and that was only one movie nearly a decade after being replaced.
>>75099936
grats, you're fully indoctrinated.
I saw a few of the old ones many years ago and I say specter.
Didnt like them. Since Anderson is gonna be the female 007 will she fuck every men that stands before her?
>Hey "q", what do you got for me?
>seduces the nerd and fucks him over the bench
>confronts villain
>fucks him as well
>>75104770
>*I saw specter
>>75098708
How have they not gotten through all the books yet
Bet the movie will be a success. Like the new ghostbusters.
>>75098708
Also starring Hafþór Björnsson as Xir Moneypenny.
>>75101017
>2 generic incredibly boring men
You mean white males don't you?
>>75104770
topkek
>>75101265
Jamie.
>>75098708
Bond was already on the way down, might as well kill it outright.
>>75098708
>lets remove key features of famed characters instead of just making new characters for these actors
Fuck you.
People gave a shit when the new Bond was going to be blonde instead of having dark hair. You're damn sure going to get a lot of hate for screwing with gender.
>>75101265
Litterally the name of a hipster cafe in my town.
>inb4 trailer looks like shit
>fembond is either lesbo or coal burner
>people voice their opinions on how shitty it looks
>feminists scream buzzwords
>bond series is kill
Nothing of value is lost
>>75098708
I like Scully too much to be mad about it
It's not like it's gonna happen anyway
>>75100930
daniel craig is great for the role, its just that the last couple movies have had shit writing
>>75098708
>007 is Jane Bond
>Ends up fucking black guys
pick 2 and only 2
>>75102609
>>75105139
>She's American too
Oh then what the hell. Hollywood stop being retarded.
>>75105139
We've fallen a long way in ten years.
>>75105316
coughhallyberrycough
>>75105139
That's what they want. They know the movies have been getting worse and worse and they have no intention of hiring competent writers so that means they have to rely on shock value to fill the seats.
Mfw i had this saved on my phone
>>75098708
>we'll never get Australian Psycho remake with Margot Robbie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWc8V-iKJ7s
just kill me
>>75105659
Was Spectre not good?
Haven't seen it yet.
>>75105732
She was a cutie
>>75105766
yea not at all good tbqh. didnt even have the action of skyfall
>>75103793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmkZx6-DpZM
>>75105871
Dammit
>>75098708
>there are no aliens, Q
Fuck this shit.
>>75098708
I like her from the X-Files but she's so OLD now.
>>75106092
yea its also apparantely chock full of references to the last three films and is supposed to tie them all together but I missed most of it. Probably because I was dead tired the entire time.
>>75098708
hey goys, er....guys
lets all take our hard earned money and buy tickets to see this! you know, so we can make fun of it
FOR THE LULZ AM I RIGHT?
you dont need to worry about people making fun of you for it, because i'm already set to sway public opinion and get more people to watch it!
check this out!
"meh, it wasnt that bad desu. I thought a female bond was dumb but it turns out shes a really good replacement! we've seen enough testosterone-pumping heroes anyway!"
pretty good huh?
>>75103200
"The name's Nuffin"
"Dindu Nuffin"
>>75105186
>>fembond is either lesbo
you seriously have a problem with attractive women having lesbian romances? How pathetic and insecure you must be.
Lesbian love is the most pure and innocent kind of love
>>75098708
First Bond then you know they'll do Bourne right after when Matt Damon is done with the role.
"Name: Bond, James. Height: 183cm, weight: 76 kilograms; slim build; eyes: blue; hair: black; scar down right cheek and on left shoulder; signs of plastic surgery on back of right hand; all-round athlete; expert pistol shot, boxer, knife-thrower; does not use disguises. Languages: French and German. Smokes heavily (NB: special cigarettes with three gold bands); vices: drink, but not to excess, and women. Not thought to accept bribes." -Ian Fleming's description of James Bond from Russia with Love
I would def watch it. A good idea I came up with is they can maybe make her play as a young "M" and just see how she became what was today.
>>75106995
>Height: 183cm, weight: 76 kilograms;
>bond was a fat manlet
good thing they didn't listen to fleming
>>75104596
that's the whole movie dipshit, that's why people want to see it, it's porn with Gillian Anderson
>>75098708
>What kind of international box office returns do you want?
>Just fuck my shit up
>So no more Sony
>>75106446
shoo shoo weeb
>>75107499
m8, 6 ft and ~170 lbs. of muscle doesn't translate into manlet. I know it's hard to believe, but not everyone in the world is a lanky dutch nigger.
>>75102609
this tbqh
>>75106446
I never said I had a problem with it you stupid leaf.
I'm just saying they'll do anything to cater to everyone but the main demographic.
Lesbos are kinda hot.
>>75099936
good fucking goy
>>75102881
>we can lift 300 pounds and shit
When you're reporting how much you can lift, you don't get to include your own weight.
>>75098708
>mfw she beats up every man in the movie via hand to hand combat, because women are physically stronger then men
gillian is actually pretty nice
if they so desperately want to take established characters and change them instead of creating new ones i actually wish they made better casting decisions, like (hopefully) this one.
>>75100919
/thread
>>75098708
I don't hate this.
Although I kinda wish it was the character of scully doing it.
Or why can't we just have some new characters doing bond type shit? I'd be up for that. No one cares about James fucking bond.
>>75098708
a... annnd. . . she is going to fuck a nigger.
Drops Mic
>>75098708
I'd watch it if female Bond undergoes genital torture again like in Casino Royale.
Not only a woman, but an American too. Clint Eastwood turned down the role once because he thought a Brit should be playing Bond.
>tfw a nig is going to be her main romantic interest in the movie and there will be a hardcore sex scene because Jews
Oy vey!
>>75101552
I would kill for this
