You're down the pub and this bloke smacks your bird on the arse.
What do?
>>75043279
Vote remain
>>75043279
let him fuck my gf while i watch
>>75043279
Offer her to him as a sacrifice in order to maximise chances of brexit
>>75043279
I tell him that's bloody well not on. He apologises. We all drink pints of ale.
>>75043279
Buy him a pint.
I'd give him a right kicking.
>>75043279
Cut this infidels hands off. This is a Muslim country.
>>75043279
Grab him by his tie and nut him.
When interviewed, I say "we must be able to govern our own land without the influence of unelected European beurocrats".
>ruddy hell Nige you cheeky chap that's just not cricket
>sorry pal I didn't realise she was taken
>it's ok matey, now. How do we win this refurendum?
>>75043279
Anything Mr Farage needs to Make Britain Great Again™, he can have
>>75043279
>alcohol
That's pretty haram m8.
>>75045639
kek
>>75043279
Vote no in Brexit :^)
Ask him if he wants to go fishing next Saturday.
>>75043279
tell him he has the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance.. of a low grade bank clerk
>>75043279
u wot m8
>slap my bird on the ass
What the fuck does that even mean? Britcuck shitposters are the worst
>>75046737
bird means girl you dumb fat american
>>75046233
kEK, i UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE
Typed in caps, cant be fucked to change
>>75046737
*translator's note: "bird" means woman
Invite muslims into the bar to behead him and let the muslims fondle my wife.
>>75043279
Jerk him off so he no longer has the desire to be slapping asses?
>>75045721
kek
>>75046737
>Bird
>Chick
Yank can't join the dots as usual
>>75045639
Lol
Elo nigel ya having a laugh der me mate?
>>75043279
>"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here, next to me!"
>>75046737
lmao
>>75043279
*grabs him by the tie*
back the cuck off??!!
>>75043279
I let him fuck her to blow off some steam. He needs to be refreshed for his ongoing fight to free the mother country.
>>75046788
Way to Fuck up the English language. Bird means girl, British means queer. ???
>>75043279
Believe in Britain
>>75043279
It was just a prank my ol' chap
>>75051667
how the fuck do you not get a chick is a girl and a bird is a women
>>75043279
Deck the bitch and ask Nigel to marry me.
>>75046737
fackin seppos at it again innit lads
>>75051944
There's definitely one kind of barrage he's good for.
>>75043279
buy him a pint
