Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>75035657
Because trump might be potus. Cant kill myself until ive seen the god emperor in his rightful throne.
It would make my family and small group of friends sad. :/
>>75035657
Why haven't you?
>>75035657
because your mother is still sucking my cock
>>75035725
won't they be relieved?
>>75035657
I just want to watch the world burn first.
>>75035657
Why haven't you, Aussie? Not that I want you to be killed, you boys are great and all with the shitposting.
>>75035792
Nah if that were the case I would have done it by now silly poo man!
I feel like suicide would be the most logical solution, but i'm still not given up on improving myself, im tired of being a degenerate smhtbhfam
Because I'm better than you.
If you are a cuck, a betrayer of your race, and stand with the evil ones then maybe you should take your own advice.
>>75035657
Because if I'm gone, then who's going to vote for trump? My family's gotta have somebody who'll survive the day of the rope.
you get x=1 to 120 years of life
you get limit n as n approaches infinity years of nonexistence
why would you make x even shorter
>>75035657
Because I'd need to sell all of my stuff first and so far I'm too lazy.
>>75035657
because i'm feeling the bern and i want to see clinton lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGG3DJAALkw
>>75036980
and i'm referring to the general, since she wants to steal the primary
I don't want to miss The Happening. It's all that keeps me going these days.
I live only once.
Or at least I hope so.
I think I'll see this shit through to the end.
It's only a matter of time
I will die eventually
Because Overwatch my favourite animu has 2 new seasons confirmed, literally the only things I'm living for.
>>75035657
Because that's what the Muslims want me to do.
>>75035657
I'm holding out for immortality via the machine.
>>75035657
But if I did, who else is going to shitpost on /v/ and /tv/?
>>75035792
Relief is finding a toilet when you desperately need a shit. But you wouldn't know about looking for a place to shit, you live in one.
>>75035657
If the surgeon general declines my application for the Air Force im probably gonna end it. No point in carrying on
>>75035657
Honestly, the world would be a better place is everyone on this site committed suicide, myself excluded until the very wend.
>>75035657
It wasn't our choice to be brought into this world, just as it isn't our choice to be taken from it.
>>75037698
You forgot /pol/
>>75035657
Death is boring, and I'm not in pain. I'm comfy.
>>75035657
Because I'm not a pussy and can deal with my problems on my own. I think about it quite often though.
>>75035657
Because im a christian and a coward and i dont want to face eternal damnation
>>75035792
how many times and where outside did you relieve yourself today?
>>75035657
Because I'm not a faggot like you.
>>75035657
I tried, EMT's were too good. And now my family has stolen me and is keeping me under watch in Canada. Fuck I miss Texas.
>>75035657
Because the world needs to suffer, and I make people I come into contact with very uncomfortable, indeed. I have a purpose, and it's my pleasure to carry it out against such deserving folks.
Because I'm too likely to fail and until then I get tonnes of welfare
>>75037823
Uh if you do kill yourself then its completely in your hands
Death is the end forever,have a little fun while you're being alive.
>>75037988
why cant you hold all your aspergers
Because I don't want to miss all the cool shit that can happen in the future.
>>75035698
was gonna post this
