cucks, fire, a fucking leaf, etc. etc.
you know the drill
>>75032069
bump
>>75032069
uppity
So what if we cuck Americans? Sorry your women love us so much
Haha yeah we have a fire and guess what we don't give a shit, you guys seem to care more than us. She'll blow over eventually it's no big deal.
And yeah nice life eh? Our national symbol for over 200 years proud of it and maple tees are beautiful and provide great snacks
>>75033801
Your country is going to explode!
>>75034061
Maybe this will encourage us to not have an Arab tier economy reliant on oil, this fire has done it's damage but in the long run it's better for us desu family of a foreign origin
fuck canada
>>75034156
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>>75034563
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>>75034589
>Dennis
HOLY KEK LMAO
Canada is the worst country on this board, I miss when the internet was America only.
>>75032069
BAMP!!!
BRING IT ON YOU FUCKERS
This country is going to shit, and it physically pains me.
>>75034611
These are all seriously awesome. God bless China and their garbage.
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>>75032069
Third World TRASH AND CHINKS RUINING EVERYTHING. This fucking country.
>>75033801
>Sorry your women love us so much
LOL
I have never heard that. Ever.
The only type of white foreigner type they like is the English. Maybe Russians and Italians too but that's it.
>>75034901
Whats your problem chief. Canada ranks high in the world. Of the top ten best cities on Earth, three are Canadian (placing in the top five no less). Only Vienna and Melbourne beat out Vancouver, Toronto and Calgary.
>>75032069
i fuckign hate canada.
i hate it so much in its smugness about being a fucking first world country canada literly wouldnt even exist witho ut america to leach off of. i get its cold the farther norh you go but fuck 90% of your populatoin in 50 miles of the boarder. and treating america in general as a fucking mall is just so worth while of pissing me off
>>75035082
lel i have banged lots of white american chicks. the ones who actually have passports and travel are some kind of slutty.
t. ski instructor
>>75032069
Are canadians self hating americans who try to get rid of there americans ways but fail at it?
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>>75035082
Yeah not as high as those other countries, but foreigners love hearing me say out and about plus I've got a big uncut dick and American girls are curious about that
>>75035320
What are you even talking about?
>>75035320
no its like if california was its own country but not as succsful and american bassed. and with no mexicans or blacks. and they turn a blind eye to alomst all native american problems they have.
its like a european natoin thats way to big but trys to be european anyways.
>>75035294
>wouldn't exist without america to leach off of
>implying canada didn't exist before america was a superpower
yeah nah cunt if you guys blew yourselves up tomorrow we would just realign with our true brothers, UK, Aussies, Kiwis. we would survive without McDonalds and Wal Mart.
>>75032069
ndp
rural Ontario vs Toronto
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>>75035294
We leech off of you?! Hhahahaha you fuckers need our oil. Quebec hydro powers the American eastern seaboard. You guys have so much money but have spent on useless jets while your schools and hospitals and roads are crumbling. No wonder you hate beautiful Canada. Those grapes must be sour as hell. Now go shoot up another school yard or burn down a neighbourhood in a race riot. I have some first world living to do.
>>75035320
Confirmed for never having left Tijuana.
>>75032069
I can't match their shitposting level. It's too high. I'm ramping up the cuckposting but they're on another plane of existence on this /pol/
>>75035611
There still some okay parts of Toronto, amalgamation was a mistake because now we're mixed in with the queers and shitskins
>>75035549
cmon you know that without america canda wouldnt have been created it would still be teritorys of the british crown ont only that but you wouldnt be as big and west ward more likely then not. as the british were admitedly trying to stop american groth in north america as much as possible.
>>75035557
>aggressively diversify its ranks to better reflect Canadian society
What's the percentage of white people in Canada, and shouldn't that be reflected instead?
>>75032069
We're just fuckin syrup drinkin hockey lovin leafs eh... just don't go stereotypin us now eh!
Also our beer is way better than yours burgerbro.
>>75035776
i have been to vancouver fag i could not tell the difference between a Canadian and some person from Missouri
>>75032069
bump
>>75035801
>>75035015
Putin?
>>75036039
Further west you go the more American it gets, out west they basically sound like Yankees.
The Ontarian accent is top tier though
>>75032069
>Makes thread summoning canadians
>Thread sucks
Oh look
>>75036171
It's a glorious star lord.
>>75036225
Nothing sucks like your mom though
>>75035294
You built so many fucking malls you have entire groups dedicated to taking pictures of the abandoned ones.
If your people weren't such unimaginably huge morons you wouldn't have squandered every natural resource and ruined all your water. Hell, you even ruined your fishing and hunting. It's pathetic.
Up here we live life because we didn't ruin it for ourselves. Your faggy angst is sweet to the taste, El Homo Loco. Bask in your nigger filled filth.
I can only hope that Trump makes you great again though in all honesty, with losers like you, he's got a big uphill battle. Ta ta you inbred, tranny sucking, cokehead.
>>75036563
FEEL THE BERN
>>75036039
If you can't tell the difference between someone from Vancouver and someone from Missouri, then you're culturally blind. And people from Missouri would be the first to point that out. Who let you out of the cage anyway? Go back to your favela or shantytown or whatever the hell they call it. You have to have 8 more kids you can't afford to feed. Have fun, nigger.
Be nice to Canada.
"She" is transitioning right now and hasn't quite worked up the courage to use the Ladies room to tinkle.
It's ok Tranada. After a quart of bourbon and a six pack, I think you look quite passable. You should totally go flirt with China.
>>75037365
HAHAHAHA STUPID FAGGOT
HELLO IM YANKEE DOODLE I GOT CIRCUMCISED SNIP SNIP LOL
OH SHIT MY COCK GOT CUT OFF UHHHH I HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK
OH YEAH I GOT IT OKAY GOY YOURE REALLY A GIRL TRUST ME IM A DOCTOR
AND THATS HOW TRANNYS STARTED
>>75035225
give it a couple of decades when the european originating canadians are a minority and every single lot and hovel is owned by a foreigner that rarely even comes here for several million.
>>75036118
Where the fuck is Hitler when you need him.
>>75037702
Right here
What in the fuck is going on my fellow Syrup suckers ??
Atleast our universities aren't chimping it up.
>>75038313
We don't let them out of the zoo
>>75032069
Explain yourselves.
>>75033801
>Trudeau detected
>>75033801
Your bitches are all fucking whore perverts. I fucked the cunt off a 19 y/o (was 32 at the time) Canadian chick from Ottawa. Barely knew her. She begged me to come on her bedroom wall for some reason. Why not, you sick bitch? Later, I found out her brother abused her and last I knew she was inpatient. She was a lousy fucking lay. Do all your chicks fuck their brothers?
>>75035082
Trust me m8, they love Australian dongs.
