>“Here’s something that I learned that is fascinating, and it’s this: Scientists have found that sperms cells smell,” Silverman said during her set. “Like I know sperm smells, but sperm cells have the sense of smell, and you know what that means: Sperm is life.”
>“And you know what that means,” she said. “We’ve gotta legislate that shit.”
>Silverman then reminded the crowd that some states require women to have an ultrasound before they can get an abortion.
>“What we’ll do is — it’s a real simple procedure. We take a really long needle-like basically GoPro camera and we put it down your penis hole, urethra, then down into your testicular sack,”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sarah-silverman-abortion-sperm_us_57433e93e4b0613b512aef44
She's right you know.
>>75028183
Fuck that ugly bitch... fucking monkey ass tits. She can go fuck herself with Jimmy Kimmels tiny ass dick.
>>75028183
lol, yep. my sperm have rights
i mean, she is a comedian right? i dont get why people give her more credit than she deserves. shes a clown.
leave it at that.
#spermlivesmatter
Just another reason to let Islam dominate the world and put all those cunts inside Burkas and voice ban them from everywere
Here comes the discusting refrigerator nudes
>>75028183
She was at a comedy show with Louis CK and Aziz Ansari a while back and she sucked. She was flipping through her notebook for material and when she couldn't find anything she walked down to the front row and sat on an old woman's lap and interviewed her. Dumbest shit.
>pure coincidence
You can tell someone is retarded when they start comparing a developing fetus to a gamete.
>>75028183
If sperm is life her used up old kike cunt must be a mass grave
>>75028183
If sperm cells are alive, then abortion should be illegal.
>>75028508
What was Louis CK's routine?
>ban jerking off
>millions of pent up angry men with newly found hours of free time
What could possibly go wrong.
Ok by that logic lets also legislate a diversity quota for Judaism
>>75028183
>female """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""comedians""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>75028600
Well done, leaf.
>>75028667
typical Louie routine of talking about whatever comes to mind but the difference being is that is his style and he was actually funny
>>75028183
>>75028183
>>75028183
Sperm cells contain half a human genome, and therefor are not a unique human organism
Embryos contain a unique (except in the case of twins) full human genome and are therefor human organisms.
It's not hard guys....
>>75028337
>sense of smell
>women
>science
>>75028183
every single part of that speech basically proves she has no clue what the fuck she was talking about when she tried to tie all those points together unsuccessfully
>>75028508
->Americans pay for this shit
>>75028183
>huff
God damn it I knew it.
Sorry that killing unborn life isn't you're favorite way to word an abortion but thats what it is.
Jizz won't turn into life if I sits in my ball sack you dumb fucking hooker.
Just admit that you're a murder and a fucking whore that can't say no to dick, I am pro choice but fuck you people are hypocrites.
>>75028667
Probably the same old
>I'm a fat and disgusting loser
>Lol curse words
>Hey, shouldn't we just kill all the nigger babies
His shtick got really old really fast.
except they aren't living
like i now this is bait
but come on
>>75028183
It's a joke posted on a joke website akin to The Onion. Why did you post it here?
>>75028183
Body looks nice, but her hands are huge, and her personality is shit. I know it's mostly an act and public front, but still a turn off. Jews have to be edgy to be funny.
if my sperm has rights then you cant tell me when and where i cant sow my seed
and ill sew it in your cesspit. my sperm is strong, it will survive the horrors and you will bear my abomination and it will be sacrificed to kek.
Unless women's menstruation and periods get same treatment she doesn't have an argument. Sperm dies mighty fast anyway.
also ban periods apparently
>All my sperms have had to smell other sperm
>>75028600
Who are we going to send in for the rescue mission? We can't leave our fallen behind.
I would let her come masturbate me whenever she wants.
>>75028656
>thatsthejoke.jpg
The cure for male entitlement syndrome is:
ENFORCED
MALE
CHASTITY
AND
SISSIFICATION
How can white bois even compete when their dicks are locked in chastity?
>>75028183
>those comments
>>75028912
Huffington is deadly serious.
THE ONION WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WARNING NOT AN INSTRUCTION
>>75028933
>Body looks nice,
>undercleavage sag
that body is a typical stumpy mess
go back to bed sarah
>>75028739
Why are they so bad? I don't think I've ever seen a funny one
>>75028183
First time i enjoy something Sarah Silverman said.
>>75028183
Stupid kike attention whore only around because its a kike.
>>75028600
oy vey it's like another spermatoshoah
She's a mentally ill deviant.
>>75028794
This
I guess sperm are technically life; they're living cells. But they're not human life. Even leftists' satire misses the point
>>75028183
She's trying to be funny.
Trying being the key word.
>>75028718
>What could possibly go wrong?
You have seen the Middle East lately right?
>>75028183
She failed biology as a child right? Or is she bieng purposely retarded for laughs. I honestly can't tell.
LIFE BEGINS AT AROUSAL
Is she a jewess?
>>75029171
Billy got the HIV, wtf.
>>75029178
They're living cells in the same way the mold on your bread you forgot to throw out is living.
>>75028183
>It sucks, but that’s where we’re at. In 2016. Sure, fine, OK.
Holy shit, veside the current year meme, what snarky cunt wrote this?
>>75028183
>Dumb bitch can't tell the difference between a haploid and a diploid
Color me surprised.
>>75028183
Okay, no abortions then.
This is a retarded argument. Sperm is different from a foetus in just about every conceivable way. There is no chance that the semen will become a real human baby without intervention, the way a foetus will.
Sarah Silverman continues to be the worst woman in the western world.
>>75028183
The ovens call out for this one.
>>75029275
I haven't watched her shit too much but from what I can gather her entire shtick is "I'm such a jew holy shit look how edgy I am for bringing up religion and abortion"
>>75028183
If there is one kike I'd fuck until I literally couldn't move anymore it's her
those tits, that kike face, her kike accent....god just ride me already
>>75029440
What the fuck is wrong with her bone structure?
>>75028183
Busted face, fake tits, fucking abyssmal comedian.
>>75028183
>""""""Entertainer""""""" has a opinion on an """"issue""""
literally nothing
>>75029073
>Huffington post
>not a complete joke website filled with complete joke "journalists"
There's not a single person with more than a couple brain cells to rub together that takes it seriously.
>>75029546
Hey Ms. Anderson
>>75029440
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
>>75029546
hot
>>75028183
>a single fertilized egg containing the DNA of two people is morally and ethically the same as 12 million sperm in my sack
>>75029541
jew?
>>75029485
Same my dude
>>75029660
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
>>75029541
Jews are inbred as fuck and have lots of genetic problems.
>huff post
Instead of talking about the migrant crisis, why don't we talk about cum
>>75028183
What a stupid bitch
Of course it's fucking alive
It's way more alive and aware as a fetus too.
What the fuck?
>>75028183
My nutjuice has the right to the pursuit of happiness.
And hot young tight pussy is what it craves.
Therefore, rape must be made legal.
Not because I like it cuz I dont.
But I must respect the rights of my baby batter so fuckin spread em bitches.
Fsttues and dogs need not apply because my sperm hates that shit.
>>75029546
wooooow
>>75029660
i just faggot this, have pokey in the report, fun
>>75029281
Fucking photoshops man
>>75028836
>implying
i honestly dont even know where to watch her shit other than google
>>75029709
FUCKKKKKKK this edgy KIKE makes cock rock HARD
>>75029601
Except literally everyone who's not from /pol/.
>>75029440
reported for illegal content.
i might have cateracts at an earlier age because of that picture.
>>75028183
What is it with liberals and retarded hyperbole?
>an ultrasound is the same as implanting a gopro in your body
>building the wall is the same as gassing the jews
Is it a symptom of being stupid as fuck or do they know better and they're just dishonest?
>>75029114
Holy shit, a rare Honduran flag, only seen it 4 times in 3 years
>>75029485
>>75029440
>filename
>>75029153
Lmfao underrated
>>75029957
"Liberals" are a minority in America, most of the country is moderates and Conservatives. Huffpo is a joke everywhere.
>>75030296
>"Liberals" are a minority in America
>>75030296
>Liberals
Stop this meme. Try your average Facebook user.
>Jew rat body. No thanks.
>>75028183
Why are her shoulders so wide?
>>75028508
Was this at the shoreline amphitheater?
>>75029546
MFW WATCHING THE X-FILES RIGHT NOW
>>75028183
So that's why Jews have big noses... they're smelling our jizz.
>>75030357
Most of those people are actually fairly apolitical and just parrot inane facebook memes to signal to their friends and nothing more. In that sense, they're the most useful of idiots, but you really can't say that they have any sort of political conviction when they aren't even capable of explaining why they claim to believe what they do.
They don't even deserve to be called liberals because they don't even think about their supposed beliefs deeply enough to qualify as anything other than a product of a successful propaganda campaign.
>>75028183
This unintentionally illustrates how totalitarian over-legislation, making everything a law and hateful invasive attacks on dignity are irresistable to Jews.
>>75028600
Tyrannosaurus Rekt
So if I run up and jack off on her face, she can't wipe it because that would be interfering with a dead body.
>>75028183
>Sarah Silverman
she's lucky Chelsea "Oven Bait" Handler is out there, otherwise Silverman would be the BOTTOM of the talent list.
>>75031561
>Why are her shoulders so wide?
African genes in the Semitic stock.
>>75031434
I'd hit hit
>>75029153
underrated
>>75028183
Lol remember when she dressed up like hitler so people wouldn't notice her career was over?
>>75029546
ayy
>>75031434
Took long enough.
I'm not gonna fap to this disgusting jewblob but I'm a bit dissapointed it took this long for this to be posted.
>>75029072
This, the only good liberal is a dead one.
>>75028183
well guess I'm a #choicemissile now
>>75028183
>“What we’ll do is — it’s a real simple procedure. We take a really long needle-like basically GoPro camera and we put it down your penis hole, urethra, then down into your testicular sack,”
Yep, that's equivalent to having a rubber stick on your tummy sending sound waves.
>>75028183
is this another one of those Jewish "comedians" /pol/ loves to circlejerk
>>75028794
>>75029178
>>75029365
Yup.
Sperm is inert. It remains a microscopic white dot with a tail until it "dies", which is not very long and in which nothing important happens.
An embryo is a human being that hasn't grown fully yet, but will if nature isn't interfered with and it murdered, kept in limbo, or put into the wrong parents.
>>75028600
A FUCKI....oh wait.
>>75029546
mann, that fake is like from the 90s, I remember downloading that on a 56k modem, shit took forever and you never knew if it was good till it was done
>>75028183
plants have a sense of smell too
vegans btfo
cunts
>>75028183
A sperm isn't human, therefore it doesn't have constitutionally protected rights.
Do people take this bitch seriously? She can't even realize the consequences of her argument. If I was as stupid as her, maybe I'd be famous enough to be retarded in front of millions of people, too.
>>75028183
>Sarah Silverman thinks.
No she doesn't
>>75028183
It's basically modified chemotaxis. Same reason neutrophils get into wounds to make pus. Are we gonna ban squeezing out pus from an abscess too?
>>75030296
Michelle Fields works at HuffPo now. It's even more of a joke.
>>75028933
Jerry Seinfeld wasn't Edgy, and he's hilarious.
>>75033844
Checked, kek, and also THIS.
>>75034069
this
>>75028183
I'll agree with her only if she agrees that woman are criminally negligent to the hundreds of millions of sperm that don't make it to the egg
>skip ultrasound
>well you aren't pregnant lol
Are women this dumb
>>75028183
>silverman
>Goldstein
>platinumberg
I Don't understand fascination of precious metals.
whether you masturbate or not, sperm is constantly dying in your sack and new sperm is being made. Testicles absorb the dead sperm. My wife is a doctor I know stuff.
>>75028183
Ultrasounds are non invasive though...
>>75028183
>A w*man has an absurdly retarded opinion.
Wew lad color me surprised.
>>75028183
>“What we’ll do is — it’s a real simple procedure. We take a really long needle-like basically GoPro camera and we put it down your penis hole, urethra, then down into your testicular sack"
that's my fetish
>>75028183
If this is the case then I am fucking amazing at genocide, rope day when?
>Those man shoulders
>>75028933
>her body is nice
Somebody's gonna post the horrible nudes bevause of you
>>75028484
paco muslims are not allowed to masterbate which is litterally what she is saying
>be american under hilary administration
>daily penis inspection (whites only)
>get fined $5000 for unauthorized white male sexual activity
>walk to car
>get shot
>sent to jail for failing to pay $500,000 hospital bill
This could be really fun though, basically nofap made law.
Testosterone levels go through the roof across society, much drive from pent up male rage. Cuck nu-males all start disappearing overnight.
Perhaps what she's really scheming at is to Make Men Great Again?
>>75036348
Save yourself and never look up her nude pics.
>>75028458
#sperminsilvermatters
So, what, she's saying I should be forced to look at images of my sperm before I'm allowed to whack off? Like that'd stop me, I've seen pictures of sperm, they all look the same and I couldn't give a fuck about them. I've got millions of the little shites, and they constantly come back.
Good riddance to the freeloaders, I say.
>>75028600
10/10
>>75028794
So is it ok for one twin to kill the other since they have the same genome?
>>75031434
tits are the only thing that are gross tbqhf
>>75028600
We gotta start legislating that shit.
>in her set
Jesus learn to take a joke you cucks. Y'all are easily triggered.
>>75028183
Can someone explain to me why this nobody is consistently shilled here? Her looks are worse than her opinions, and was never anything more than a source of comedy.
a motile gamete isn't a living being and will never be. it only has half the genome of a human and can only contribute to a human being when fertilizing an egg, its only other fate is death within days of being created. extremely basic life knowledge
>>75038020
you didn't understand his post. a sperm has 50% of genetic material needed to make a human. it's false to look at a sperm as being alive or a precursor to an embryo
>>75028458
She gets in the news specifically because she is a jew, and for no other reason than because she is a jew.
>>75028183
So the kike is saying im a mass murderer?
Again?
>>75038621
Hell, I have been seeing her a lot lately.
She's pretty much everything /pol/ hates the shit out of, though, but with much less charm than other options. Like a cheap, used-up Triggly.
>Sarah Silverman Thinks
>>75028183
It's time to start legislating Jews into gas chambers
>>75028183
What's also alive, is the bacteria and microorganism Sarah Silverman steps on and kills with her cosmetics she puts on her body. She should stop washing herself since then little baby organism can live in freedom.
>>75038621
jews and liberal goys attempting to troll /pol/
>>75029415
There are haploid plants, so who's dumb now?
>>75038852
gas chambers are inefficient
I recommend a targeted bioweapon.
What the fuck is with female comedians
CUNT THIS
MY VAGINA
MY BOYFRIEND
BOYS ARE LIKE
HAHA CUM
SEMEN JOKES XDDD
PERIODS AM I RIGHT LADIES?
>>75028183
>taking a literal comedy act seriously
Goddamn every online is fucking retarded
>>75036437
Yea but we will get the satisfaction of taking them down with us.
>>75038477
>>75039284
>Blatantly soapboxing your ethically gray political opinions means that people on a political forum can't discuss them because "it's just a joke lol"
>>75028508
this has really been sarah's routine her entire life, her comedy is below dane cook tier.
Why so many actual comedians befriend her is beyond me, i makes me think she's just dealing drugs to comedians and is using stand up as a front.
>>75028183
Is this a thread about Ziggy again?
>>75039506
>“What we’ll do is — it’s a real simple procedure. We take a really long needle-like basically GoPro camera and we put it down your penis hole, urethra … then down into your testicular sack,” Silverman said. “We’re going to show you the ultrasound, so you can see the life in your balls.”
It's retarded crude humor that she loves to do. You don't get it because it isn't funny.
Sharia is the solution
>>75028933
She won't age well, not naturally. Ugly personalities poison the outside over time.
You noticed how now Michael Moore looks like an elderly lesbian?
It's a comment on abortion law you dingbats, Sarah is genuinely funny sometimes.
>>75039807
he's also an unhealthy sack of shit who smokes and creates a large amount of unnecessary stress
Americans, please tell me that this is satire.
>>75039522
>Why so many actual comedians befriend her is beyond me
Jew connections, simple as that.
Jews run the media - all kinds - you either get in bed with them, or you never get any work.
>>75028484
>falling for taqiyya
Damn it works so good.
>>75028183
if she wants rape to skyrook, go for it.
>>75028183
man chest
>>75028183
they're gametes. they're haploid. just like eggs which are eliminated during menstruation.
this stupid fucking kike cunt.
>>75028183
>listening to a jewess's advice on sex
wew lad
>>75039661
I'm not saying I didn't get it I'm saying that the allegory she's setting up to defend abortion is dumb as shit.
>>75028183
>Silverman
>>75028183
Fine, as long as you continue to legislate other things as well. Gas the kikes, too. End welfare. Restore the family. Stop shaming whites. I have no problem win elimating degeneracy.
If sperm is life which it is not, than human eggs are as well. Arrest all the women selling their eggs for human trafficking.
>cells are alive
SOMEBODY GET THIS WOMAN A NOBEL PRIZE IMMEDIATELY
SO INTELLIGENT
SO BRAVE
she has a shitty body but an amazing blowjob face
>>75029072
Fuck you I had to go and read them.
I will still think it's satire and nothing else. People aren't that stupid. I will continue to refuse to believe any of those were typed out by humans who believe what they said.
>>75029153
lmfao most underrated comment i've seen in months
>>75028183
>Look, Sarah Silverman gets it. We live in a country filled with anti-abortion activists who feel they have the right to decide what a woman does with her body. It sucks, but that’s where we’re at. In 2016. Sure, fine, OK.
>In 2016
>In 2016
IN THE CURRENT YEAR?
>>75029153
>spermatoshoah
bloody sensational bant game mate.
>>75031434
>pink nipples
I guess Jews are White after all.
>>75031434
>dated as fuck where she put on fat for the role
>>75028183
She's a disgusting Jew
>>75042272
>>75042258
those images are so horrific they should be erased from all internets forever. she is a liar and a fraud
>>75028183
who is this kike abomination?
>>75042361
You must be the wussiest aussie alive if you think those are horrific.
Sperm =/= Zygote.
A sperm is a haploid cell and, in a mammalian context, incapable of replicating on its own. Thus it does not satisfy the requirements for life. More akin to a virus really. It is a false equivalence to compare gametes to a zygote as the latter has the capacity to become a fully developed multicellular organism provided it has the resources and conditions to do so. A sperm will NEVER be anything other than a sperm.
>After graduating from The Derryfield School in Manchester, she was attending New York University for a year, but did not graduate. Instead, she performed standup comedy in Greenwich Village.
Maybe she should have gotten an education instead of becoming a glorified court fool ;^)
>>75042277
i'd still fuck it. Wouldn't get a call tomorrow though.
>>75028183
>Silverman
Everytimes.
>>75042439
viewers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjCkcAmzDc
>>75028183
>Ejaculation
>gametes being sent out to die
>literally the same as menstruation
>ban menstruation now
Stupid bitch. She knows damn well sperm is not life in the same sense as an embryo.
>>75042440
one moment she looks hot - then she takes her clothes off and everything is fucked up. trauma hits me, cant cope, what now
>>75042812
>She knows damn well sperm is not life in the same sense as an embryo.
She's a female, so don't count on it. They become illogical with regards to abortion.
>>75029153
overrated
>>75042907
Free shrugs, I don't get where you are coming from, she is hot as fuck to me and she enjoys anal. I don't care what stupid shit she says, she is probably just clickbaiting anyway.
Seems to be working too.
what is quorom sensing
Wew what a hot body and what an ugly face. Jews do not look human. They look like aliens wearing skinsuits
>>75043146
I like her face though..
>/pol/ getting ABSOLUTELY BUTTHURT PTY. LTD. from literally one of the oldest pro-choice metaphor arguments like it's kikespiracy1984
Never change.
>tfw I do every now and then a new Holocaust by wiping it with a tissue and throw it then into the toilet
>>75028183
Silverman....
Need I say more?
Might as well shut down all sperm banks then, because by that logic those are basically brothels that deal only in children. Delusional people
>>75043199
Why wouldn't we get butthurt? It's an extremely unscientific and illogical metaphor.
>>75028508
>flipping through her notebook for material
What a fucking hack. Did Louis CK act like a total cuck?
>>75043282
Why do you give a shit anyway? All these people are saying is that an embryo is as much a person as a sperm or an ovum is, being essentially not. None of this is new, and none of this is serious.
>>75043436
>ending a human life based on a faulty premise isn't serious
Okay.
>>75043745
So why do you care about ending human lives?
>>75028486
you know it papi
>>75028183
why do you care what a jew comedian thinks?
This is just another "I'm a womyn and look how much hate I get" masked as a "joke" bait.
Just watch how every youtube autist makes a video about this
>not wanting to hatefuck this shiksa
>>75043841
Oh, I only care about White lives and they are routinely ended based upon this faulty and dangerous idea.
>>75044269
Well at least you admit you're not being consistent. Have a good one.
>>75043841
not all humanoids we interact with are human.
you don't really believe all races are equal, do you?
>>75028183
>basically GoPro camera
I wonder how many shekels she got paid to namedrop that company in her fake rant over stupid shit.
Also: this thread has 217 replies and not one of you faggots told OP how much of a faggot he is for not archiving his huffpo clickbait. Are these European hours really this full of disgusting shills? The American hours already make me want to vomit with the Correct the Record shills out in full force.
http://archive.is/peagX
>>75044342
>Pioneer Fund cucks
g'day oy vey
>>75044334
Perfectly consistent. I'm White thus I value White lives. Abortion of non-White foetuses is no less killing than killing White ones, but I simply don't care about non-White lives.
Nothing to see, just some junk we can flush.
>>75044359
I didn't click on the article anyway, I never do so I don't care one way or the other.
>>75044359
These are the people in the last hour who have somehow taken this seriously instead of sarcastically.
>>75043280
>>75043258
>>75042812
>>75042534
>>75040376
>>75040355
>>75040321
It's almost as if their first reaction is to think that men are being attacked. I really didn't think it would be this easy.
>>75044515
every time
>>75028183
I see so many male comedians rant about how funny this cunt is, but I've never been able to figure out why. Politics aside, she's just painfully unfunny, and seems to base her entire comedy persona around being crude.
>>75044427
Pro Lifer here , but that GIF looks fake... The baby doesn't come out in a self contained sack ... Can you explain what the baby is contained in? It really damages our side if we engage in fakery. We simply don't need to. Abortion is horrific enough by itself.
>>75028486
you could've prevented this >>75043891, m8
>>75044515
Feminism is an attack on men though...
>>75028183
Can we just gas all the kikes already? These fucking animals get worse every day.
>>75044609
>about being crude
You just nailed every female jewish comedian. Their acts are entirely sex based and vulgar, and people laugh because they're in shock that a woman could be so disgusting.
>>75044713
It was posted ages before that.
And everyone always forgets
>she put on weight for a role
>that was years ago
>>75042258
>>75042272
were within the last year. She is fine looking for someone of 45.
>>75028183
>caring about abortion
WHY.
You can't be pro-castle law and anti-abortion.
>>75044690
>It really damages our side if we engage in fakery.
How do you feel that basically every pro-life illustration of fetuses are older than however many weeks they get claimed to be?
>>75044716
This is really just someone saying that if a newly formed embryo is a person with personable rights then so is a sperm basically. Then there are all these idiots who think she's advocating for interfering with people's testicles.
>>75028183
Aren't all cells except dead cells alive?
>>75044777
I'm aware, but this Jewish cunt is considered the best female comedian of all time among male comedians from her generation, but she's just awful.
>>75028183
>She's right you know.
No she's not. Sperm gets absorbed back into the body within days if not less. It's constantly coming into existence and dying.
>>75044690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-OQ_oOxmEo
Called the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amniotic_sac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJOvLpWVzb8
>>75044690
Another with the baby being born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3ghl8Diojo
This is all satire, right?
>>75045032
Of course. Her entire comedy routine revolves around pretending to be a bigot, in order to make fun of what she considers real bigots.
>>75044878
>considered anything
By whom. Other Jews? The media? The majority of what you hear about celebs, politics, whatever, it's all bullshit.
Especially celebrity news. It's ran by the people who promote these people and their circle of friends. They keep each other in the news and anyone dangerous to Jews they keep out of the news.
It's nepotism and jewish backrubbing all throughout the media.
You think I'm exaggerating, but the reality is probably even worse then I've said here.
>>75044903
yeah but when you masturbate you're murdering them
big difference
>>75028183
Are you fucking serious? This bitch really said that? Is this some kind of a joke?
Oh, it is some kind of a joke? She's a comedian? Well that makes sense.
Get a life you fucking loser faggots.
I've noticed that Sarah Silverman is "okay" in movies, but fucking terrible in actual comedy.
Also, by her logic of sperm being human life, wouldn't that mean she's a cannibal?
>>75045373
Get off of /pol/ Sarah
>>75028183
>sperm can smell
feel kind of guilty about all those loads i've dumped up assholes
>>75045228
>By whom
Most of the comedians who were on SNL or did standup in the late 80s and early 90s.
>>75045373
>it's ok for a comedian to say whatever stupid shit she wants because haha le funny it's just a joke guys why arent you laughing lolxD
Fuck off stupid bitch.
>>75045467
>by her logic of sperm being human life
Found another one.
>>75045510
SNL is kike central. Ran by jews, most comedians pushed here are jews and the ones that aren't are nigger tools friendly to israel.
Look at the kikes that came out of NBC's goy brainwashing show.
>>75028183
She looks so hot in that picture! What jewery is this? Dont betray me penis
>>75028933
>>75029485
fyi her tits are fake
not implants fake but some kind of sticky transparent plastic that pulls her saggy tits up
>>75029068
As much as I don't like the idea of sharp objects near my fucking cock.
If i woke up and some crazy bitch put one of those on me, I could get it off without a key, Desu.
You will not stop my fucking cock-wrath.
>>75028183
>1 post by this ID
FUCK. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME
>making a thread about Unfunny Woman Comedy Routine #17591
>>75028933
I've seen nudes posted of her on other boards before. She looks fucking awful, like a sack of melted lard.
>>75028183
>From: Huffing-a-ton-of-post-cereal.con
>>75043841
I care about human life because my fedora doesn't fit otherwise.
Apparently huffpost cannot into biology. The difference between sperm and zygotes is like heaven and earth.
>>75031726
Underrated
just came here for the nudes
All the cells of our body are alive. ban everything that entrails killing them
>>75028183
>does not make the distinction between life and organic tissue
she dumb niggah
>>75028183
Great to know that just because everyone hates her they'll completely overlook her point. I don't know what I expected to be honest.
>>75028794
>It's not hard guys....
sounds like a personal problem. but surely gets silverman excited!
>>75028183
It makes me sad that most of 4chan don't even understand she's making fun of pro-life people here. I thought 4channers were at least above 90 IQ
If aborting a baby is murder, then is jacking off genocide
>>75029110
Women just aren't funny. Finding a funny woman is like finding a smart black guy.
>>75047854
Every cumshot is a shoah
>>75028183
When do I get child support for my sperm then?
>>75028183
Yes, she's absolutely right. It's called satire you dipshit.
>>75048232
I'd drink her piss fresh from the source.
Hollywood is a credible source for scientific research apparently.
No more strangling snakes for me.
>>75028484
wacala que rico
>>75029153
>>75029153
Top joj m9
>>75028183
>mfw I have genocided billions
>>75028183
She's the shittest most unfunny comedian out there
>>75028183
You need to understand some of the belief's of the Jew's before you look at her being insane.
Jews consider semen the life force, as written in the Torah, it's why Jewess's always swallow.
Her comments should not be a suprise, she's just trying to shove her religion down other people's throat through legislation
I like how she starts off
>"so you know how sperm smells?"
>"oh I mean like it's scientifically proven xD"
>"I totally don't know how sperm smells becauze I'm totally not loading 20 dicks into me at once xD"
>>75028337
Unfortunately "evil jewess" is still something of a fetish for me after all my years of kike programming, but I'm slowly getting over it
I'm like 99% sure this is a joke
>>75028183
> Scientists have found that sperms cells smell,
I single cell can't smell, as that requires multiple cells of smell receptors...
Another case of the general public dumbing down dumbing down scientific info and misunderstanding.
>>75031434
>Tfw it's always worse than you remembered
>>75028183
She's only tangentially right, as regulating abortion, besides safety codes, really is stupid.
>>75028183
>Equates sperm to fertilized eggs
I thought jews were supposed to be smart?
>>75028574
10/10 biology slam
>>75052163
She's using reductio ad absurdum to """"argue"""" against anti-abortion laws
Damn................... makes u think...............................................
Female comedians.......................................... woah.............................................
>>75043042
Sarah Silverman is one of lifes great lies
she looks really great in clothes but absolute dogshit without them
>>75039091
You, for not realizing we're talking about mammals?
>>75039921
>you dingbats
kysn
>>75028183
>lol that will teach evangelicals who think the world is 6000yrs old not to be pro abortion
Too bad she wasn't aborted.
>>75028183
the eternal
thread is die finally
>>75028183
If as sperm has life, an Egg just impregnated by a sperm definitely has life
Checkmate Abortionists
>>75044115
>>not wanting to hatefuck this shiksa
>ultra-jewess
>shiksa
I don't think that means what you think that means, anon
>>75044115
>shiksa
shiska means they goy girlfriend of a jew. She's a jew so she isn't a shiksa.
>>75044837
No you're just stupid and autistic and cannot comprehend the notion that we can hate Sarah because she is an unfunny kike and because she is being derogatory towards individuals with an anti-abortion stance as well.
This joke does not work because she doesn't understand biology enough to make it funny. It gets even less funny when you realize that this is nothing but pandering to modern feminists who think that a fetus is not life.
>>75047752
That's a fucking stretch there m80, she is making fun of pro-choice without a doubt
Stop making stupid people famous USA. This bitch is the unfunniest comedian ever.>>75028183
>>75052668
She looks fine without them.
>>75052668
It is called a wonderbra.
>>75050695
>Jews consider semen the life force, as written in the Torah, it's why Jewess's always swallow.
>she's just trying to shove her religion down other people's throat
heh
>>75038020
Yes :^)
>>75028183
guys
shes a comedian
its a joke
come on guys
>>75028183
She's very crudely trying to make an argument for abortion by dismissing the life at conception argument. Stupid kike doesn't understand the difference between potential life and existing life. Thomson's Violinist is bullshit because you're the one who got pregnant and outside of aggravated rape it was of your own volition, the fetus didn't sign up to be your vile progeny.
>>75028183
/pol/ is very buttblasted. Well done, OP!
>>75028183
What.
>>75044837
No the people you've been quoting are all addressing that actual point. Sperm and embryo do not have the same rights because one is merely potential life and the other is already an existing life that can develop into an independent, sentient being if left unharmed.
Also she's implied that ultrasound is invasive for women and the legal requirement is cruel. They rub some fucking vaseline on your belly and run a microphone up and down. She compared this to shoving a needle down a man's urethra and penetrating their testicles which aren't actually directly connected to your urethra. This dumb kike doesn't know shit.
>>75028183
Really makes you think. Wow this woman is so smart, give her a Nobel prize
>>75054674
Oddly I'd say she deserves one more than Obama deserved his.
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