Oye gringo we need to talk Hombre, things have been crazy between our two peoples ever since this Trump guy stated his campaign. Remember how thing were before this Jefe, I would cut your grass for less than minimum wage, my son Pedro would flirt with your blue eyed daughter Jenna as he cleaned the pool. And we talked about how much we both hate the Mayates (AKA Niggers).
Things are so different now carnal we barely talk to each other. You keep telling me "build wall paco" whenever I make a little mistake and you keep getting mad cause my kids are on Medicaid then I proceed to wave my Mexican flag like crazy. Lets go back to the good old days gringo just let our familias stay you can build a wall and support El Senor Trump but lets be friends again what do you say Gringo?
Adios putas
>>75021084
I cut my own grass faggot. Liberals are the ones that hire slave labor.
>>75021084
Promise me a nice Mexican girl, preferably lighter skinned, then we have a deal
>>75021835
Literally this.
Liberals and collectivist housing developments that force you to pay yearly for their shitty Mexican lawn service.
Mexicans fucking suck at lawn service, they don't fucking have lawns in Mexico.
>>75021835
If you don't mow your own lawn, you belong in a gas chamber
>>75022768
>Promise me a nice Mexican girl, preferably lighter skinned, then we have a deal
deal
>>75021835
its HOAs. They demand uniformity and lawn service is the only way to acheive this. Maybe when Build Wall happens and machines take over the burger flipping industry kids will move to cutting grass instead.
>>75024153
>HOA forcing you to buy lawn service for your own property
Is this an actual thing? Holy fuck I want to disappear into the mountains sometimes.
>>75021835
Wrong. You don't understand opportunity cost.
>>75027208
I'll only buy that if you happen to be some kind of super busy multi-millionaire businessman or something. For the average homeowner, cut your own fucking grass.
