>be me
>22 yo
>hispanic household (i'm 1st generation u.s. born and proud of it)
>parents fell for the racist Trump meme
>everyday parents have some Anti-Trump Colbert Report schtick to show me
>have to pretend to laugh and think badly of Trump
>been hiding my Trump support
>don't know they're reaction if I outwardly express it
Who else /secrettrumpkin/?
>>75011352
>*their reaction
wow, how the fuck did i mess that up, jfc
Living in NYC, I always tell chicks and new friends that I don't care about politics
(tfw you have no face and care so much it hurts)
Uncle just came down from NY with his family (we're Cubans, so Miami). My mom told them I was a Trump supporter, all of them but my other uncle are Hillary/Bernie fans, had a giggle when they went on an attack on him. Didn't say anything because it's not worth converting, but I found it humorous.
>>75011475
Attack on me and him*
Tell. Them.
Why don't Americans realize that all Mexicans look exactly like Jorge Ramos, a blue eyed conquistadors?
>>75011352
hide your power level till the right time.
lots of people fake things. my mother still thinks i'm a christian
>>75011352
You're not a real American. Please leave and take your trash with you. You're clearly not proud of being American if you're afraid to SPEAK FREELY.
Start slow, speak up when they say some really ridiculous stuff like "Trump is gonna kill all of the mexicans!" and say something like "Trump is a racist stupid bigot but I dont think hes gonna kill mexicans, thats a bit too much" then slowly work your way forward
>>75011396
Calm down m8 its just a typo
>>75011446
>>75011475
Ayy, I'm from NY too
Long Island to be specific
Everyone I graduated with are Bernfags now, only the ones who joined the Armed Forces are for the Emperor
>>75011546
If I tell anybody around here that I support Trump, I'll most likely lose all my friends and might as well wear a scarlet letter
At least I'm hispanic descent and can't be branded a racist
>>75011352
Ok, Ask them why they moved to America instead of staying in Mexico. Be sure they give you exacting details. Then inform them that once people like them (i.e. migrants) become the majority in an area it pretty much becomes Mexico/South America again with ALL that entails.
Then ask them if they'd like to go back to Mexico over staying in America as America is right now. That should set those fucking wetbacks straight. God, non-white IQ must be really low. They gotta be putting something in the 3rd world water.
>>75011352
Being American means saying whatever you want and carrying a gun. Tell your bean parents that Trump is the God Emperor of Mankind and that they should love it or leave it.
>>75011719
Waiting for Bernie to get BTFO in cali
Then I'm gonna slowly move in and convert folks
>>75011812
I've been pretending to be neutral and apathetic, but I do shoot down the whole facist racist Trump b.s.
>>75011758
Eat my dick, cunt water
>>75011352
You have to go back.
>>75012091
I'm gonna be laughing when I'm helping to load your family into the trucks to send them fucking back.
>>75011352
Call immigration on their illegal asses familia. They broke the law not you. Don't be an accessory to a crime essay
>>75011352
Just don't tell them bro.
better to let family be chill and rock the vote.
>>75012239
>>75012188
We're all citizens tho
You wouldn't deport a fellow American :^)
>being this much of a faggot
At dinner during Christmas I told my family that Germany needed to be Nationalist again. Only the some of the younger women and teenagers got assmad.
Literally told my grandfather that Hitler did nothing wrong, and he agreed.
You will be surprised who is redpilled. Even if people get mad it feels good "coming out" , I understand what faggots mean by that now.
>>75011352
I think poor Bill can't afford a new bodysuit. After all those speeches...Sad!
>>75011352
Nice to see Bill's health is improving. Wouldn't want him to die before Hillary goes to prison.
>>75012418
Anchor babies aren't American. Your parents are foreign trash. Actual Americans have no obligation to take care of foreigners. You're all going back.
>>75011719
>unironically not christian
>>75012671
We're self reliant, worked to get to where we are
No anchors here, friendo :^)
All these Americans not defending and using their Amendments that men fought and died for. Speak up and let yourself be hurt you fucking pussy cunts
>>75011906
ayylmao I banged a girl from long island once
Where on the island?
>>75011352
> be you
> be anchor baby spic
> shit up the country with your poobrown skin
>" no gringo I'm the real American "
>>75012418
This is important. Are your parents citizens? Did they go through the channels and become official U.S. Citizens? Because if they did then you're safe from a legal standpoint. The ICE teams will overlook you as the records show the entire household as having American Citizenship.
If you are, however, but a mere Anchor Baby, then you're fucked. On the plus side you'll probably be able to get right back in, but your parents will trapped in Mexico behind the wall which they will be paying for.
1st generation is your immigrant parents. People who were born to immigrants in the US are second generation.
>>75011352
I have to be given my job.
>Go to work
>Everyone has a Bernie shirt on or has #BernieGurney stickers on their work stations
>Make constant Trump jokes
>The whole Drumpf thing still invokes laughter in the office
>Bought a Trump2016 shirt yesterday
>Won't be in until Monday
>I think everyone will say I'm wearing it ironically
At least next week won't be boring.
colbert report is still on.....?
>>75011446
Same here
>>75011352
Oh my word is that what White people look like when they reach age?
My goodness!
>Child of Christian Syrian immigrants
>Entire family is more redpilled than you can imagine
>Talk about how shit muslims and jews are at family gatherings
>Everyone is voting Trump and hates liberals
>All immune to "but muh racism!"
It's funny when people get desperate and really try hard to meme me about privilege. Oddly enough, even before I came to /pol/ the one person who tried whining the hardest to me and ignoring facts and reality was a Canadian. Leaves gonna leaf.
I'm literally the same. I convinced my parents and brothers. It wasn't easy, but it's doable.
Stop being a fucking cuck and tell them why Trump is our savior.
>>75012875
Now this >>75013392 is an American. Not you. You're going back.
>>75012987
Patchogue
>>75012993
>Be australian
>surrounded by abos
>die by octopus bite
>>75013045
Parents fled el salvador during the civil war era (late 80s) pretty much went straight to work, saved up every penny to get visas, and then just worked their way up from there
>>75013051
i meant to say 2nd gen, im retarded sorry
>>75013585
>Now this >>75013392(You) is an American.
Thanks senpai. Did I mention my dad and I love hunting and fishing and are proud gun owners? When he joined the sportsmens club full of old white war vets, I thought there would be friction since he is very clearly middle eastern. Fucking nope. The only colors that matter to those old bastards are red, white and blue.
>>75013045
Give a border jumper a peice of paper
All legit now, no problem even tho he is the same brown trash as the ones without it
>>75011352
Pussy. I work in the fields out here in Cali and no day goes past where I don't wear one of his hats during work.
>>75013392
I wish my parents were that redpilled
My dad has a hard on for Bill Clinton, so naturally he's voting for Hilary
My mom fell for the First Vagina meme
>>75013793
You're alright. Muslims are scum but the Middle Easterners who are Christians are fucking based.
>>75011352
>tfw parents entered country illegally
>tfw anchor baby and support trump
Do I have to go back? I voted in the primaries for Trump.
>>75011352
Make sure they see hillary's cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwFNFjL8SQ
>>75013392
They do say the most redpilled sex happens between a white man and a non-islamic kebab. What you're saying seems to back that up and thus it could mean that being Christian could be a kind of kebab IQ test. If Christian they could be high IQ and thus I can forgive the white dude for his poor choice in women.
I mean, fuck, a redpilled woman? God damn it'd be nearly impossible to avoid being seduced by her because she knows *exactly* what to do. Unlike the radfems we got over here right now who have no idea how to not only please a man, but make him obsess over her.
>>75013775
Then all you have to say is that if Trump doesn't get in they're going to be in a warzone again as the Cartels and Gangs gun each other down for territory in the drug trade. They'll also flood the neighborhood with drugs and create a bunch of thieving addicts.
Do they want that where they live? No? Then vote Trump you idiots! That is what you tell them, make sure they understand the stakes of this election.
>>75013794
Official records are official records, a quick cross-reference with the database will reveal the papers to be fake and the wetback will still be chucked back over the wall.
>>75014194
You're gone. No question about it.
>>75014194
Get rid of a bunch of illegals and we'll see. You need to bring in more good that bad and be a net positive to society.
>>75011719
*tips fedora*
>>75014052
>My mom fell for the First Vagina meme
I was hanging out with a few friends, and the friend whose house we were at's wife came out to hang out with us for a bit (it was a guys night). She started saying how Hillary was a great role model for her daughter. We asked her how, and explained that following in the footsteps of a criminal is not something to be proud of just because she has a vagina. She then tried saying muslims weren't bad, to which my most politically aware friend pointed to me and said "Why don't you ask anon and his family about that."
Her memes stopped there. You need to buck up.
>>75014138
>Muslims are scum
I understand this on a level you can not imagine.
>>75014249
>What you're saying seems to back that up and thus it could mean that being Christian could be a kind of kebab IQ test. If Christian they could be high IQ and thus I can forgive the white dude for his poor choice in women.
I've got a cousin who married a white dude (and by that I mean American, because all of us are white skinned because we're Assyrian, which is semitic) and they've been together since high school. Got married, had kids, work and support themselves just fine, and their kids are extremely well behaved. Their daughter is actually more moe than any of the 2D girls you just posted.
>>75013775
Sup LI bro, Smithtown here. Did you go to the Bethpage rally?
>>75014326
I'm getting my BS in a Physics soon and have an IQ of 140. Is that good enough?
My parents are intelligent white people, so I was able to convince them both to support Trump even though my mom was originally supporting Hillary. It's great when people listen to sense and reason.
>entire family says they would support $hillary before trump
>"who are you voting for anon"
>"I-I'm not voting"
Just tell them that they have to go back.
>>75011352
Just admit you support him and explain why. You're an adult for god's sake.
>>75011352
>tfw I have a partially black mother that votes conservative
It's a weird, but very good feeling. My dad is also conservative of course; we're all on the Trumptrain.
>>75013392
I'm Lebanese Christian my dad is extremely redpilled hates the kikes and muzzies, we're big Trump supporters me and him.
>>75011352
>hiding your trump support
I have zero respect for you.
>>75014575
Good! They're doing it right then. They are securing the existence of our people and a future for white children.
>>75014780
Funnily enough, it was my mom that pushed me towards being more redpilled. We're getting a lot of Burmese resettled in our neighborhood and she was NOT happy about it. Her reasoning was flawless, where the hell are these fuckers getting all this money to buy new cars while she's working her ass off just to afford the rent?
The government of course, which makes perfect sense once you realize/discover that non-whites tend to have low IQs and thus can't compete in a first world economy. Why are we importing dindus again? Oh yeah, because they always vote for leftist gibs me dat bullshit. It really is infuriating when you realize western governments are intent on White Genocide but hopefully Trump will reverse the trend with his Wall.
>>75015321
Most of my cousins are half Lebanese. Good people.
Speak about your support for Trump
So the fire can rise and Trump can win
>>75014620
Nah, but he came to my hometown, which was YUUUUGE deal for us
so I went down there to watch the Trumpening
>>75015200
>>75015379
I voted for him in the primary
That's redeemable, r-right...?
Why would anyone be proud of being hispanic?
Why would anyone be proud of their origins?
>>75014249
The piece of paper I'm talking about is an official one, a mexinigger is a mexinigger green card or not
>grad student at a university (medical research)
>sitting in lab meeting with the 5 mandated diversity kids for the summer
>the tyrones are loudly playing some anti trump shill vid while I try to discuss recent findings with professor
>the tyrones loudly ask us if we are voting trump
>me and professor both quietly mumble something about not voting
>tfw me and professor both realized we both support Trump
>>75015674
I'm proud to be born in the U.S.
El Salvador is a shit hole
>live in liberal MA
>say I support bernie then trump because both aren't bought by special interests
>never will vote hillary
>some get mad about trump but they basically see me as an extremely principled commie
Meh
>>75015799
Should have found a university that doesn't have that bullshit for grad school. That's what I did.
>>75015799
They look Batman and Robin tight
>>75015822
Well when we send you back fix it. Don't shit up my country because your family is trash and your dad is a coward for FLEEING HIS FUCKING HOMELAND WHEN IT NEEDED HIM.
>>75011352
Subtly convert them, you moron. If all they're showing is some Comedy Central garbage, it'll be pretty easy to raise questions about the accuracy of such content.
We need every last vote. Don't fuck this up for America.
>>75015822
That's fine. I'm saying would you be proud to be El Salvadorian? Would you be proud to be hispanic? The ethnicity, not the nationality. I sure as hell wouldn't.
>>75015674
God damn if you leaves don't find some nationalist pride soon you people really are doomed.
>>75015822
>>75015747
Ok now, hear me out because I have a theory. My theory is that high IQ people, being greatly outnumbered by low IQ people, emmigrate to wherever there seems to be the highest concentration of high IQ people. Why? Because then they don't have to worry about being bothered by dindus.
The problem here is, well, once the dindus realize there's nobody smarter than them that they can steal from they migrate to where those people fled in order to bother them again. The other problem is that it took the dindus a few generations to realize that fact. What we are seeing now is the result of that. The smart people forgot how shitty it is to be surrounded by low IQ people and are now being surrounded by them.
Hopefully this wakes them up and they form the necessary RWDS to be rid of the situation of being a high IQ person surrounded by low IQ dindus. I hope and pray I'm right about this, we really need some RWDS in the west soon or this bitch is done for.
>>75016276
Anyone can always nit-pick their way to be proud of their ethnicity. Like a salvadoran can feel positive about their spanish conquistador roots or mayan warrior blood, w/e. You're not ethnically canadian per say, but anglo and in a much similar position.
Im first generation hispanic and since were not filthy fucking mexicans, trump isnt a figure of blind hate
>>75016145
Your family were immigrants too :^)
>>75016276
I like being hispanic, but I enjoy being American more
>>75011352
>>don't know they're reaction if I outwardly express it
honestly you're better off keeping quiet.
>>75016821
When people ask me where I'm from I say I'm ethnically so and so, but I am American. Period.
>>75016821
You're the byproduct of cowards. That's all you'll ever be. Just because you like being American doesn't mean we have to accept you as one.
>>75011719
>Not Christian
>That id
>JU
>Jew
>>75017045
You're an unamerican traitor cuckboy.
Fuck off with your divide and conquer tactic closetkike
>>75014772
No. I mean in terms of reversing cultural marxism and the kike stranglehold on this country. I'm speaking in political and economic terms.
>>75011906
I think you should say some goodbyes to those friends in the Armed Forces. I think the Emperor may be putting boots on the ground in the Eurocaliphate soon.
>>75011906
>I'll most likely lose all my friends and might as well wear a scarlet letter
And that's where being a sperg benefits me.
I've been alone for around half of my life. As a result, I had to learn to not let myself be lonely. Being alone again wouldn't bother me in the slightest. I can't stand most people. So, I voice my opinions and continue to not give a fuck. It's surprising how many of my friends support Trump, actually. I had pretty much everyone I know pegged for definite Berniefags.
>>75017364
Teddy was talking about people who are culturally similar to us. Not Paco and his Salvadorian coward family. We shouldn't be taking in the world's trash.
Half breed here.
My family was felling the Bern, but I voted Trump. Now Im just trying to convince them that shillary is the greatest evil.
>>75017045
Ever tried to convince a dindu that gibs me dat is a bad thing? Ever tried to convince a fanatical mudslime that Aloha Snackbar is a terrible thing to do both for them and other people? Ever seen the reaction if they happen to be armed? It's like you're asking the high IQ people in shit parts of the world to kill themselves.
That's why we need the wall. We need a place for high IQ people to go. Used to be we took them in before the bullshit happened and the west just opened its borders. The old way was great, this new way is not. We need a return to the old ways when we vetted them, made sure they were of good stock before allowing them the privilege of working and living with other high IQ people.
>>75017649
He won't need many, once Trumps in PC is dead around the world and the mudslime kebabs will be very unkindly asked to leave by the white majority.
>>75011352
I know this exact feel, to the letter
plus
>come out to some of your college friendos
>they're feeling the bern
>>75017883
I have an obligation to Americans and no one else. Fuck the rest of the world.
>>75017742
>Taking the worlds trash
You took the Nazis and now you have a fake space program!
>>75017045
I never asked for your approval to be an American
Get cucked m8
>>75017649
Got a buddy who's in the Navy
I fear for him sometimes
>>75017742
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”
My parents came here to live the American dream.
I'm voting against Hilary to make sure it doesn't turn into a nightmare.
>>75018229
We have far more in common with WWII era Germans than modern Hispanics. Also the Germans have given us far more than cheap field labor.
>>75018424
Did Jose steal your job m8?
Why so flustered?
Don't worry, when Trump wins, I'll make sure you start working again ;^)
>>75015634
Trumps not gonna win if you don't help your fellow hispanics realize he's not hitler incarnate like the media pushes nonstop. Above all others family should be the easiest to red pill
Are your parents here legally? Do they pay in at least as much as they consume in taxes? Do all of you have clean criminal records? Can you speak English?
If yes to all, literally nobody cares that you're here. People don't like the illegal immigrants because they answer no to almost of the above questions, and people are really fucking sick of it. If you're a legal Hispanic you should realize the illegals that are fleeing here are the ones that many were trying to get away from in Mexico.
>>75011352
>>75011396
>>75018386
You stupid spic. I showed my immigrant parents a Trump rally and they converted. They registered Republican and they're voting for Trump on June 7.
Show them a fucking Trump rally or two. "I LOVE Latinos" etc.
Show them this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ltdwY_iIqY
>>75018386
It already is a nightmare because of people like your parents. Your brood is giving multiple votes to the welfare state and your one vote doesn't count for shit at that point. And you being afraid to speak your mind is so typical since I know you come from a family of cowards.
>>75011591
Shut up paco
>>75018616
No I'm basically an overseer for cheap Mexican labor. Its pretty funny actually.
>>75018757
My mom thinks Trevor Noah and Larry Wilmore is spot on political comedy
She's too far gone.
>>75011352
I'm a proud American who also just happened to be of taco descent, I'm also a muhreen and have done a bit of travelling, including to the middle east.
You as an American of taco descent who supports Trump should be using that tac descent to your advantage, whats with your parents?
Are they illegal?
>tfw always try to talk about politics any time I can
>tfw cant hide my power level
Shit lads
>Black democrat mom n dad both voting for Shillary
>mom n I watching Morning Cuck, mom asks who I'm voting for
>tell my mom I'm voting for Trump
>she's surprised that I'm voting for Trump
>I'm surprised she hasn't kicked me out of the house for that tbqh
>get into an argument about Trump being a racist, wall implications, Muslim ban blah blah blah
>convince her that Trump's not a racist and holds America's best interests at heart
>didn't push that Hillary was a lying shill who's only looking to line her pockets
Still haven't told my dad though, I just don't have the hear
I once told my liberal friend from high school that I was voting for Trump. We end up getting into an argument for like half an hour.
Why do I feel like a gay man coming out? People will fuck you up for wearing a MAGA hat for fuck sake. I thought we were supposed to be the Nazis
>>75018800
They've been citizens for 15 years now
We pay the bills, pay our taxes
Get our groceries from Kmart
buy shoes from Macys
Other than politics, they're pretty assimilated
>>75018908
>>75019014
Glad I'm not Mexican lel :^)
How cucked you gotta be to get so flustered online?
>>75013392
>tfw bluepilled parents
Theres no end to this hell
>>75019508
There is zero difference. Your family just came from a smaller shit hole.
>>75011352
The truth is that most Trump supporters won't tell you they are Trump supporters irl.
They are just tired of hearing "racist". So it is easier to just keep it to themselves. There is a silent majority so it hardly matters. And honestly, every time someone accuses Trump of being racist his numbers just go up.
I am indifferent to this entire election and when you look at it from that angle it is very plan to see. Trump is going to be the next president.
>>75019403
>I thought we were supposed to be the Nazis
Haha, no. Take any of Bernie's rhetoric and speeches, swap the word "jews" for "rich white people" and what he says in indistinguishable from Hitler. I'm not even kidding.
>>75019683
Lo siento amigo, pero no se los feels
>father is pretty moderate doesn't really care for politics and usually votes but doesnt discuss it much
>mom only cares about gay marriage, a literal single issue voter
eh
>>75019960
>"Trump will make America great again dad"
>"BUT TRUMP WANTS TO BUILD A WALL"
>"Thats not a bad thing dad it will stop the illegals"
>"BUT HE WANTS TO SEND ALL ILLEGALS BACK"
>"Of course dad they came in illegaly why would they expect a patch to citizenship if they didnt follow the law?"
>*Silent*
>"I don't care about American politics anyway,none of our business"
>"I enjoy talking about it though,at least its a bit different,not everyone wants to steal money and leech off the govt,unlike here,so,who would you vote for"
>"Clinton"
>"what the fuck,why?"
>Dad calls himself a conservative,ironically
>"Because of Bill Clinton,I really liked him"
Was Bubonic Bill even that good?
>>75020456
Path to citizenship*
Christ
>>75020456
God fucking dammit huehue, you had ONE JOB!
ONE! FUCKING! JOB!
>>75020456
>Was Bubonic Bill even that good?
jajajajajaja
No. Bill was horrible. But he played sax and porked fat chicks, so idiots fell in love with old Slick Willy.
>>75020787
Of course I explained to him why Clinton is literally the anti-christ,still a bluepill retard nonetheless.
>>75011906
Half my friends hate Trump, half either are okay with him or supportive, after "coming out" so to say (fucking hell, what can I use in place of that term) to the unsupportive friends, they really seem to care less, most unsupportive spic friends even didn't care, can't guarantee you won't lose friends but it'd probably be best if you told them anyway, any true friends will stick with you even if you disagree on a couple things.
>>75020456
>Was Bubonic Bill even that good?
He had Alan Greenspan whip up a massive, massive series of bubbles that made the economy look amazing through the late 90s, plus he benefitted from the peace dividend after the fall of the Soviet Union.
To be fair, the 90s kicked fucking ass. The economy was booming, for the first time in 50 years we didn't have to worry about nuclear death from above, technology was doing amazing things (PCs! Personal CD players! Personal MP3 players! Some cool thing called the "Internet"! 3D graphics in game consoles!) and really the biggest foreign policy/war debate was "what shitheel tinpot dictator is NATO going to slap around this year?"
Of course the good times all came to a horrible end in 2001.
>>75020456
Honestly, Bill wasn't so bad, but convince your dad that he's too old to give a fuck anymore (which is probably true) and will just chase girls while Hillary will do everything (and it will be awful).
