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ITT we make a government and finally elect a leader of /pol/.
Previous Thread : >>75001770
How to participate:
>1 namefag = 1 MP
>Join an existing political party or create your own
To create a party:
>choose name & color (I need a hex code not some random color or you will get the gayest shade of said color I can find http://www.color-hex.com)
>appoint a party leader
>party must have at least 3 avowed members to be officially recognized
>making a wiki page or pastebin of your party platform is highly encouraged but not required
>Once we have ~15 MPs we can begin to form party coalitions to determine the ruling government of parliament
>We will use the thread to vote (if I suspect jewery we will hold a second vote)
>Your name should go like "Name [Political Party] #tripcode" for easy identification.
All political parties should keep track of their members, i.e write it down on the wiki or pastebin, so it's easier to manage.
how fucking pathetic.
First for Monarchist party.
Reposting Month of May Budget
Budget Plan of the month of May
1. The parliament will levy a tax off 25% on all memes from foreign entities that use /pol/ memes
2. Parliament will levy a tax of 10% on all domestic memes.
3. Parliament will split the funds received from these taxes into two major things:
Building a great firewall to keep the Redditors out
And building the /pol/ internet defense force, comprised of militia from each party and payed for with meme currency.
First for the Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives
http://pastebin.com/3UyLgkPV
We love Israel, Guns, and immigrant labor to make Pizza!
>The Trumpists call themselves Imperials.
>They don't even follow the glorious Emperor Sheev Palpatine.
>They believe in rampant capitalism, the destruction of a strong, central rule.
>This requires the abolition of all NEETBUX.
>They would equip our soldiers with weapons made by the lowest bidder, and have them trained by the lowest common denominator.
You monsters. No true Imperial would weaken their ruler or heir populace so. You'd make normies of us all.
The Galactic Empire party stands for a STRONG government, one that will sweep away the CORRUPTION of the hyper-capitalists and NATIONALIZE the big businesses so that the smaller ones can live in peace. We will UNITE the boards against our common enemies - the SJW's, the Leddit Senate, and any whom would take our neetbux and ability to play games from us.
Do you share our goals? Join the GALACTIC EMPIRE today.
posting goldsteins in this thread.
Never forget the hero.
wiki:
http://parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/pol/_3.0_Wikia
>>75009380
you forgot to subtract 2 from burgers add 2 more pink slots for cuckservatives.
>>75009686
Reposting
>I second this as it is pretty much what I suggested. But you should add that the president, if and when elected, would have authority over the military ( provided that the assembly do not veto any of his actions with a 1/3 vote. )
>>75009380
me and centerist have went from BL to CNC,
please adjust.
We need a schedule for when the parliament meets
Reporting in
>>75009844
Hold on still have to update.
>>75009380
Missing the patriarchy of me and Bamsay. I've left Pizza Party and joined his. Bamsay was here before the cap.
>>75009380
>tfw Trump party wont exist after november
Joining the NatSoc party.
>>75010000
Checked af desu
Yeah I still have to remake the OP image
>>75009380
Hello op I'm with the cucks
>>75010044
Welcome aboard
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
>>75009380
Hm... It appears we're one short of being recognized.
I need but a moment, I'm going to grab our Chief Scientist out of his lab and bring him up here.
Burger Libertarians reporting
http://parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/Patriarchy
Wiki updated with placeholder.
Let's make a schedule and put it on the wiki
I have suggestion to ban the antisemitic angry birds film from being allowed on the board
>>75010118
join our chat, brother
https://chatstep.com/#CNCU
>>75010335
>Wikia
I am so glad you left
Work has begun on the Galactic Empire's wiki page. Like always, it shall be a monument to uncontained autism.
>>75010359
I second this motion
>>75010118
Welcome aboard, fellow Cuck! As the leader of the CNCU, I want to personally thank you for choosing the right party to help #MACA (Make America Cuck Again)
>>75010428
I didn't make it! If you want I could add Pizza Party's info to their own page.
>>75009872
Hello brother how do we protect our greatest ally
Anyone want to start an Imperial Theocratic Cult of Kek Party?
>>75010441
You're welcome, you are the most friendly to our Ashkenazi interest! I long to keep Israeli safe and free!
>>75010374
Why?
It's obviously about Israel getting attacked by the Palestinian pigs.
>>75009380
Checking in.
REMEMBER.
CERBERUS.
>>75009380
Add me to the /pol/ Assembly
>>75010519
Nah. Right when a Wiki got introduced for this shit it got to cancerous (not like it was from the start).
>>75010359
Seconded
I join the National Socialist Party
For Trump!
>>75009628
Second for Monarchist Party.
The Trumpic Imperial Party offers a coalition to both the Burger Libertarians and Monarchists. All parties other than the Cuckservatives and National Socialists are also invited to this coalition.
>>75010260
yea boi
>>75009686
I vote "yay" on this budget, the collapsing site borders are too great a problem to ignore.
>>75010928
Welcome to the party.
>>75009380
Audit the National Socialist Party, their numbers are greatly exaggerated as well, OP. Only count the ones in here along with the rest of us in here.
>>75010928
Welcome to the Party.
>>75010928
Welcome aboard, Kamerad
To everyone else, remember, Monarchism is the most tried and true.
>>74462903
>>75009380
No parliaments our future fascist state.
https://chatstep.com/#BurgerLibertarians
GET IN HERE GOYIM
>>75010953
I second our party leader's motion.
Ayy senpai so who is the leader of our party?
>>75011170
Stop spamming
Third Way Socialism party coming in.
https://chatstep.com/#TIP
ALL TIP MEMEBERS JOIN OUR CHATSTEP
>>75010953
The Burger Libertarians, as detailed in the last thread, will participate.
End of the world party, our platform is global thermonuclear war, disease, and general nihilism. We support ending all war with a war to end all wars, literally this time, and no darkies, faggots, or other pinko scum will disgrace what will be the largest grave marker in the history of our solar system since possibly mars. Join today and get a free imaginary hat you fucking faggot. here is our hexcode #000000
WHERE IS OUR CHAT NSDAP? WHO THE FUCK IS OUR LEADER?
Patrician NatCaps>Manchild NatSocs
Join the TIP of the spear today!
>>75011364
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
>>75009686
I reluctantly support this taxation.
Hello there
>>75011033
>>75011066
>>75011093
Greetings.
Kings and Christianity have built the Old World, without both of them, our Civilisation collapses.
[REPOST]
We believe in free trade that does not hurt our nation through bad trade deals. Deals are made for mutual satisfaction or none at all. There shall be no government entity or force used where a private business could do the job better. We emphasis the necessity of independent and business. Tax cuts for business and opportunity incentives for jobs.
Border security is a high priority. We are in favor of deportation and enforcement of immigration laws and the construction of a strong wall surrounding our borders.
Firearm ownership is a right that will not be infringed upon at all.
Trump will lead us to victory in securing our nation and make the sacrifices necessary to ensure our survival by having a strong military with a large budget that is spent wisely.
It doesn't matter what we do we will always place ourselves over our allies. Our nation above all else. Our friends and family above the hoards of illegals and will rally around each other for kinship.
>>75010953
Oy gevalt, goyim
All TIP memebers join chatstep
https://chatstep.com/#TIP
It's 3am going to bed lads oh if there's any way to know when the Assembly meets again that would be noice gn
Join the Patriarchy!
http://parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/Patriarchy
I have to go now. So from the rest of you choose another leader, I would recommend Oberstein if he wanted it. I will be back tomorrow if we meet again.
>>75011510
Do we have a wiki?
There are no bad methods, only bad targets, and if you ask me the whole damn thing is one big bad target, fortunately real men arm themselves with the finest in devastating weapons, join the end of the world party today!
Good goys, sleep while we pass tpp
>>75009628
Monarchy 4 life
>>75011038
>require members of a single party to post in a thread at 3 or 4 am to be counted
I don't think so.
>>75011643
We have a wiki page
http://parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/Trumpic_Imperial_Party
>>75011643
I can just join in right?
>>75010713
Don't worry, Griffith. I remember Cerberus very well...
>>75010430
Is unit #11337 late to the meeting? This unit now believes so. Moff Wibbles I The Imperial science officer #11337 formally known as Troy Davorg come as requested to serve as your political cohort on this parliament. I have my notes downloaded onto my on-mind hard drive and ready. I also have a database on memes for the stupid organics. I have also just installed the newest synthetic aussie mimic implant.
>>75011748
Um.
That's racist.
>>75011749
Excellent.
>>75011774
Yes. Also welcome back. Missed you in /TrumpGen/.
>>75011038
NatSoc is a European party.
Timezones.
>>75011837
Fuck you nigger, everything is racist with you people. Eat a pollonium filled dick.
>>75009686
This taxation is absurd and anyone sensible should refuse it.
I have to go now. So from the rest of you choose another leader, I would recommend Oberstein if he wanted it. I will be back tomorrow if we meet again.
Reposting with a picture just to make sure it is not missed.
>>75009380
Cerberus has this Color
#ff5500
>>75011863
Yeah, I was busy with college n sheeeit
I'm posting now though, don't worry
>>75011038
I concur, they are using shady antisemitic Nazi propaganda
>>75009380
israeli army kidnap and rape palestine kids for propaganda!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? that's why former jew soldiers get good jobs in brazil marketing lords... hmm (second hinsight of the day, wow)
and that's why the hate doesn't end there!
fuck you facist rapists. and i'm not even a nazi. (maybe the real "nazi", or the bad thing that created the second war, simply moved there. :/
>>75011958
Farewell, fellow monarchist.
>>75012004
Welcome.
>>75012031
What's wrong with being antisemitic, are you implying the holocaust was a bad thing? Jesus Christ dildoing muhammed in the ass with a pogo stick what the fuck is wrong with you son?
>>75011801
Excellent, unit #113377. Recommend you upload Scottish and Hue banter as well.
Commence bantz.
>>75009380
That's our third. Can we please be added to the roster?
What is the Monarchist Party's Position of The NatSoc?
>>75012165
He's a cuckservative m80
That's how they are
>>75009380
joining Monarchist party
JOIN THE NATSOC PARTY!
Public chat:
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
WIki:
http://parliament-of-pol.wikia.com/wiki/National_Socialist_Party
>>75012256
Welcome aboard, kamerad
>>75012250
I know, and also fuck that guy, if I can get to 3 MPs I'm putting a bill on the table to have him and anyone who shares his family name hung from the neck til dead.
>>75009380
joining trump party
>>75012361
Whoops, forgot Tripcode.
>>75012454
Forgot your tripcode, fella.
>>75012202
I would like to know as well. Waiting for Oberstein to come back.
>>75012333
Yeah, nah, join this one instead for prosperity, liberty, and security.
https://chatstep.com/#BurgerLibertarians
http://parliament-of-pol.wikia.com/wiki/Burger_Libertarians
entering Conservative
Joining in
>>75012361
Whoops, forgot Tripcode.
>>75012378
Fuck you stupid goyim
>>75009380
>party must have at least 3 avowed members to be officially recognized
desu just saw this. the old OP said it only took 2 to make a party, now it jumped to 3 without a vote?
>>75012333
If you like the nationalist aspect of NatSoc, but reject socialism/totalitarianism, join the TIP.
>>75011488
Join the end of the world party today, all we require for admittance is footage of you shooting a puppy on a playground in front of children during recess or simply a pledge to do so in the future. Our platform includes free post birth abortion courtesy of the state, the removal of the economy, and nuclear war with estonia, for having a cooler flag than ours.
Back with a better and improved name.
how do I play? can't seem to find the other two Conservative Party members here
>>75012737
Fuck yeah, i'm deserting the NSDAP to join you guise. Let me in?
>>75012795
Fug it didnt change.
>>75012798
you mean cuckservative?
>>75012106
Thanks mate
What are our party's positions on illegal memes?
They're pouring in from other sites like Tumblr and Plebbit and infesting our once glorious board
Case in note being "Dat Boi" a filthy illegal meme that was constantly spammed on threads that were spreading information to slide them
We need to put a stop to prevent such travesties in the future
I'd also like to know the other parties' stance on this issue
>>75012838
We always accept new memebers
Anyone want to join CNC in stopping the genocide of our Greatest Ally?
Anti Defamation League is taking MP membership from all circles
>>75012838
Of course, change your party affiliation and get a secure trip.
>>75012798
We're the conservatives basically, the actual Conservative Party Members are just gone, and we absorbed a third of their party.
Civic Nationalist Cuckservatives
>>75012893
K dank
>>75012887
>What are our party's positions on illegal memes?
>They're pouring in from other sites like Tumblr and Plebbit and infesting our once glorious board
THEY HAVE TO GO BACK.
Is Monarchist Party is an anti meme organization?
WHO WILL BUILD THE ROADS???
I WILL
I WILL BUILD THE FUCKING ROADS
Burger Libertarian signing in
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to force a woman to give you a blow job at gun point then shoot up heroin as the atom bombs go off over canada because fuck canada? Then the end of the world party is for you.
>>75012966
Well then, I'm here to restore the once glorious Conservative Party, stand aside cuck, CONSERVATIVES ARE UNITING
>>75013077
You've made yourself an enemy, friend.
desu if the 3 requirement to make a party is staying as the new thing I may have to join the empire.
>>75013059
Get a name and tripcode my friend
>>75013139
I'm not your friend, buddy
>>75013019
Agreed
What about the other parties?
What do you goys think of this >>75012887
>>75013070
....... The fuck is this guy doing here
>>75013247
>What about the other parties?
We're allied with the libertarians.
>>75013228
I'm confused. Isn't Cruz a cuckservative?
>>75013077
Don't get on our bad side, goy.
We got proven conservatives like Jeb and Rubio in our ranks.. Don't underestimate us
>>75009782
Signing in. May the stars bless our shitposting.
Revelations 13:1-8 The dragon[a] stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. 2 The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. The dragon gave the beast his power and his throne and great authority. 3 One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. 4 People worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can wage war against it?”
5 The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. 6 It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. 7 It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. 8 All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world.
join the right side of history today, what else are you going to do?
>>75013310
What? You never saw the gore party on /r9k/ that would post dead dogs? That guy there is a pure blooded anarchist.
>>75009380
HEIL
>>75013339
Yes Cruz is with us ironically
>http://parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Empire
>https://chatstep.com/#Galactic_Empire
>>75013363
The Priesthood is rising, and you heretic, cannot do anything about that. except being, well, cuck.
PRAISE JESUS!
>>75013410
Fuck off Nazi antisemite Holocaust denying fucker
>>75012641
fuck this new speaker, he's even using the name parliament when we're clearly an assembly
SOMEONE CALL FOR IMPEACHMENT
>>75013219
We welcome you with opens arms into the Empire, my friend.
>>75013324
We should ally with some other party as well
Monarchists, Galactic Empire or NatSoc Party?
>>75013414
Stop larping goyim, Israel always stands tall
>>75013042
Since no one has stated otherwise, The Monarchist Party is an Anti-Meme Party and we seek for them to be banned. They are the root of degerency on this board and we must seek to remove them.
Death to Memes
Three Hoorays for the Monarchist Party!
>>75013228
I'm not your buddy, pal.
>>75013540
I'm gonna put it in your butt before I fuck your wife if you keep it up with that attitude guac bowl merchant.
>>75013604
>>75013592
Ally with us, your God emperor respects AIPAC, a division of ours
>>75013378
Fixed for the record.
>>75013562
I'm waiting to see what he has to say. All I know is the rules were it takes 2 MPs to make a party to join the /pol/ assembly, and then 3 MPs to join the /pleb/ assembly. I'm guessing the OP who started this wanted a congress / senate feel to the proceedings.
>>75013678
Oy gevalt, we need another Nuremberg trial for this bad goy
>>75013592
God Emperor will obviously lead to the Galactic Empire anyway.
We have the power and nationalism of NatSoc, the reign of Monarchists (Trump Family), and the future of the Galactic Empire.
Join NatSoc!
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
http://parliament-of-pol.wikia.com/wiki/National_Socialist_Party
>>75013697
NIDF detected.
We need to build a wall to keep stormfags in stormfront
>>75012202
The National Socialist Party, in my opinion, should be considered allies, along with all other nationalists so long as they do not intervene in our own affairs.
>>75013647
That depends on our agreed definition of memes. The Monarchist Party encouraged those in earlier threads to join on the promise of toy crowns and castles.
>>75013592
I agree to an alliance, so long as it is within our party's interests.
Marriage is between a man and a woman.
We will establish a simple flat tax on memes.
Abortion is a fucking murder, and every child is a gift from God.
Israel is our only ally in the Middle East, we should help Israel any time they request our help, for they are the only true democracy of the Middle East.
We stand by the Constitution and cherish our freedoms and liberties given by God himself.
WE ARE CONSERVATIVES, WE ARE UNITING!
>>75013814
pussy bitch, enjoy being a cuck to someone stealing your rights
>>75013647
How can Monarchist Party be Anti-Meme?
Trumpic Imperial Party is pro-memes and Monarchists were willing to form an alliance with us
However if you really are an Anti-Meme party then its unfortunate because being Pro-Memes is one of our strongest stances and thus an alliance would be impossible
Trump imperial party
Sick and tired of arabs raping your women and taking advantage of your welfare state? Sick and tired of niggers/whites/asians/whatever you hate babies being born? We will legalize rape so you can get in there first, and subsidize free bricks for anyone who repays us in baby corpses. We will not run out of bricks. Join the End of the world party today!
>>75013994
All long as the are good, clean and legal memes. I have no problem. These illegal memes which make up the majority of our board, are disgusting.
>>75013857
National Socialist Party of /pol/ Officially Endorses Donald Trump for God-Emperor of Mankind, Savior of Western Civilization and the White Race, Conqueror of the Stars.
>>75014018
get a name and a secure trip and you're in!
>>75013960
Do state your party's interests, I'd like to know
>>75013857
Ghost, get on this >>75013960
>>75013754
Greetings, citizen! Welcome to Best Party. Our embassy is here.
Are you interested in shitposting, propaganda or legislation? We're building departments in each.
https://chatstep.com/#Galactic_Empire
>>75013857
Unfortunately, your claiming Trump as a false Emperor makes any alliance between us impossible. Were you to reconsider this heresy, perhaps we could get along.
>>75013970
You literally have our platform you autist, join us
>>75014120
Soo NatSoc Party just endorsed us and Monarchists are willing for an alliance as long as its along the lines of their interests
Things are looking good for our party
Joining desu. With the new 3 MP rule and all my party isn't going anywhere.
It's sad to see how the Conservative Party took a hard hit when they (damn left leaning Libertarians and Leftist Liberals) called conservatives cucks
>>75014186
A true Conservative is called CONSERVATIVE. Being a cuck and letting your party be renamed to KEKservative is literally the most un-conservative thing to do, they brainwashed you! LET'S MAKE CONSERVATIVE PARTY GREAT AGAIN
>>75012641
Sorry was in a rush, just copy and pasted from old parliament.
>>75013562
By all means, put on a hat get it seconded and I'll call it to a vote.
>>75014313
The Libertarians have also agreed to form a coalition. I ask the speaker to call for a vote on myself as Prime Minister.
>>75014364
You have 3 MPs already though, or at least I think so
Concerned about the environmental impact of current electricity production? We will do our part to help protect the environment by reducing civic lighting costs globally by replacing expensive and high consumption electric streetlights with a healthy green nuclear glow that can be seen from space!
>>75014364
Yeees! We can now outsource our problem-solving to licensed contractors. This bodes well.
>>75014449
5 now senpai.
>>75014120
Call it to a vote.
>>75014161
I agree.
>>75014179
>Unfortunately, your claiming Trump as a false Emperor makes any alliance between us impossible.
There is no other Emperor besides Trump.
>>75014450
All parties haven't arrived yet, we need to wait our turn I suppose
Nth for Whig
>>75014506
>Call it to a vote
Within the party? Most of them are asleep but we are all Trump fans.
>>75014370
Fine I'll split my party and name myself conservative instead, hopefully allowing leeway
Want to kill jews? Have a nigger problem in your country? Then try a tried and true killer with Degsech. We supplied the means to kill off six million once, and we're ready to do it again!
>>75014506
SAY IT WITH THE MOFF, NOW KIDS!
>>75014104
If that's the case then the Monarchist Party and the TIP's interests are mutually inclusive as our party wishes nothing more than to completely remove Illegal Memes in order to secure a future for our own memes
>>75014179
>Unfortunately, your claiming Trump as a false Emperor makes any alliance between us impossible. Were you to reconsider this heresy, perhaps we could get along.
What the fuck are you doing?
Can't you see that Trump is the same Emperor you worship?
You're acting like a Jew right now.
Stop it.
>>75014664
Fuck off nazis
>>75014450
Aye.
For any future reference, I decline the position of Speaker. I am but a loyal footsoldier. Like Manafort.
>>75014591
That's good but I'd rather everyone else in your party also agree so there's no bickering.
>>75014506
Will Trump promise to be a Strong and fair Autocrat? We need a strong leadership if we are to weather the storm of illegally memes.
>>75014730
Trump serves us at AIPAC he loves the Jewish people
>>75014736
If they don't support Trump at least over Hillary Clinton they are excommunicated from the Party.
>>75014642
You are most welcome fellow conservative!
Monarchy forever.
All hail the King
>>75013857
>>75014506
This is EMPIRICALLY false meatbag. Our emperor has been rumored to have cleared an entire planet by himself. Your "emperor" hasn't even killed one of your liberals in public view yet.
>>75014675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC9AjN5l4Gs in glorious 720
>>75014734
Jew detected. How about a shower? No charge!
>tfw all parties are shit
>>75014824
I think the cuck party is dead anyways we need all non antisemites to coalesce
Join the only party with enough of a sense of humor to laugh at everything, even mexican sugar dancing today, and receive a free teacup full of stolen cuckservative pubic hair after we catch them off guard in a back alley after the vote, hit them with a sack of doorknobs, then shave every inch of body hair off of them it'll be great, join today.
>>75014747
>Will Trump promise to be a Strong and fair Autocrat?
There is no stronger leader than Trump.
>>75014806
Good.
>>75014829
Be gone, deluded heretic.
>>75014883
I thought you would restart SPQR.
>>75014874
Hahahah nice try goy, you do realize those were movie props?
>>75014747
>Will Trump promise to be a Strong and fair Autocrat?
Only if given the fair chance to do so and that can only be possible if we rally behind him which is why we need all the support we can get
>>75014825
Welcome, brother.
>>75015000
Those might have been, but I can assure you ours are not. Now get in kike.
>>75014997
don't have enough spare time to get that corpse out of the ground
>>75014978
Music to my ears. Vivat Rex, Vivat Trump.
>>75015105
fucking kek
>>75014730
You can't Peeve the Sheev.
But we WILL Stump the Trump.
>>75014829
>>75014870
Based.
As.
Fuck.
>>75015145
Hail Victory!
>>75014883
come, join the Conservative Party, where true family values and morals are cherished
>>75014747
Yes, he shall justly rule over the land of memedom.
>>75014730
There is no other Emperor but Sheev, it is you who are deluded, much like the Jedi before you.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>75015128
Would say the same thing for Cerberus if IM wasn't around.
Gonna wait for SOMEONE, ANYONE to show up. If they do not, I may join another party.
The demographics of the day don't support the white man! Why not even them out? In the interest of equality, of course! Join Degsech today!
>>75015226
The galactic empire only pretends to true darkness, true evil arises from acknowledging that you are the only thing in the universe that matters to you, then seeking to actively destroy anything that does not perfectly conform to your view that you are the only thing that matters, we will help you do that, make the change today, embrace true strength, kill the hobo with a hammer.
Ive decided to start my own party on the left spectrum to promote the values of the proletariat and to protect the working class interest
Join our party today!
>>75015238
What position should I apply for?
>>75015372
>implying nihilism is good.
>>75015376
Get in the shower piece of shit Marxist Jew.
>>75013754
I specialise in a mixture of Shitposting and litigation.
Namely, I fear our supremacy of both our claim to the solar system and shitposting to be under attack from the coalition of Pajeet. We must stifle their attempts to create designated defecation stations at every turn.
>>75015226
>But we WILL Stump the Trump.
All who have tried have fallen.
Don't make the same mistake.
>>75015376
Wow, that sounds really fucking gay.
Can we form a schedule for future meetings of the assembly? I do plan on getting some shut-eye soon
>>75015376
you god damned communist swine! how dare you you fucking traitor!!
Long live Stalin!
>>75014997
You know you don't -really- want this for your waifu/daughter, Griffith. Do you want to be a reaper cuck so badly?
>>75015372
And how many worlds have YOU ended today, buddy?
>>75015476
The ability to fake hair is insignificant next to the Power of the Force.
>>75015440
>implying nihilism relies on your preconceived notions of good or evil
You have fallen into the depths of my sarchasm.
>>75015268
maybe, but I don't won't labeled as a cuck
>>75015297
wewlad
>>75015360
yeah too bad I'm not a space nazi
>>75015534
This one, as soon as I get more MPs.
>>75015518
Yeah that's a good idea.
>>75015490
If you're interested in switching parties, Degsech plans to remove all forms of degeneracy, not just cleanse the unpure! Join today for an end to the evils of the jew, the nigger, and the left!
>>75015226
>we WILL Stump the Trump.
Foolish X-wing Merchant
>>75015534
Also, it's worth noting that our party does not seek to end the world for expressly political reasons, we intend to do it for the lulz.
>>75015371
Why not considering joining TIP? We stand for the glorious white man.
>>75015423
Nice designated trip my brother.
>>75015423
What are you good at?
>>75015534
>The ability to fake hair is insignificant next to the Power of the Force.
Can we disregard this as a satirical party already?
>>75015691
What's your policies on genocide?
>>75015551
...and you took the bait.
Join the reds! Off with stormfag heads!
>>75015587
oh Conservative Party is back alright, and we're not being called cucks either, that term was used by the left leaning parasites like the libertarians and leftist liberals, and the previous 'conservatives' were cucks enough to not even put up a fight! So come, join the Conservative Party, where God, family values and Christianity is all about!
>>75015645
>Dirty Incom starfighters.
>Made by traitors, for traitors.
>Anything that isn't my glorious Twin Ion Engine shipfu.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>A missile boat is fine too.
>>75015639
Naw it's cool, I don't mind degeneracy, I mind touchy feely platitudes about making people's lives better, I don't care if your life gets better, I want the world to spiral into a shitty orgy of chaos and then drown in it taking everyone with it, because you will never, ever have a harder dick than the moment you press the button that calls in the strategic nuclear strike that sets off the war that ends the world.
>>75015773
Honestly, being leftist and all....
BETTER DEAD THAN RED.
>>75015773
Into the oven it goes.
The TIP has broad support across multiple parties NatSoc, Monarchist, and perhaos Degsech. It appears a super coalition is forming.
>>75015645
You DARE insult us with that Incom Corporation piece of shit?
Come now, you don't even have spaceships, while we have our Twin Ion Engine fighters and bombers across the cosmos.
You have not even a planet as your powerbase, we have most of a galaxy.
And while you cannot even keep illegals out of your country, we can destroy worlds.
So tell me, Trumpets, where is your God-Emperor now?
>>75015691
thank you china
>>75015741
I digress
We should keep the parties non-aligned with each other
While we do have a strong stance against illegal memery and globalist kikes trying to steal away our memes, our party doesn't go extreme enough into genocide so it'd be wiser for you to continue your own party as an extremist right-wing one
>>75015721
>What are you good at?
I'm not quite sure
What do you think?
>>75015875
Trump brings all together.
>>75015741
We will purge heretics not through ineffective genocide but rather ideological warfare. Genocide only leaves martyrs and seeds for future vengeance. Our enemies will send off their base with thunderous clapping.
>>75015866
Hahaha the glorious USSR will say good night once again to White Pride
Who's making new thread?
>>75015773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDvWyBOTVNc
>>75015941
Personally I think you should just join me, you're not only picking the lesser of two evils, but we openly support pedophilia and we all know what they say about pedophiles, they come in two varieties, star wars, and star trek.
>>75015991
I forgot to add that though a party merging would not be that viable, I have no qualms with having a party alliance desu
>>75016090
I got it
add me to the all mighty trumpic party
Joining Degsech means siding with a party that focuses on the real issues. There's only one way to kill a jew, and that's killing them! Join Degsech for a commitment to fixing the real problems of the world.
>>75016026
You'll have to say goodnight when you're resting on a bed of fire.
>>75016215
>There's only one way to kill a jew, and that's killing them!
kek
>>75016214
Add a trip and our leader will add you.
>>75015875
Trump is love, Trump is life.
>>75015991
Yeah this.
We aren't to the point of genocide (yet.)
>>75016282
Like Berlin???? Hahahaha
>>75014978
This unit speaks with the faith of a sith, but we only hear moronic static coming out. Are our sensors folly?
let me put it this way...
Nationalism was a left-wing, pro democracy, "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity" movement in the French Revolution.
Conservatives should be completely against Nationalism, it is leftist. That explains...
Why the Nazis and the Soviets use it. Why Mugabe, Mandela, Ghandi, ect use it. It explains the Wilsonian Self Determination, the IRA stuff, the Palestinian vs Israel stuff.
Why the hell do we promote it in Europe? French vs German vs Polish vs Italian vs British...hell, vs American....why?
Why don't we instead, turn away from both Nationalism and Globalism, and work together as a common culture to combat the hordes of invaders? How about we take pride in our communities, or land, our local traditions instead of worrying about "blood".
Let's come as conservatives together and do this together. Decentralized solidarity. That's what we need.
JOIN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY NOW!
>>75016390
Don't get me wrong. I have a great deal of respect for you. You killed 12 million people. Wrong demographic, but still.
>>75016413
nigger pls
>>75015991
>I'm not quite sure
>What do you think?
You're loyal and a good poster. So it's up to you.
>>75016401
Stand defiant before us and you will be crushed by tank treads.
Hey NatSoc, how does it feel to follow a filthy non-aryan?
We all know that blonde hair ain't real.
The strongest leader is none other than Sheev Palpatine, he who commands UNLIMITED POWER.
LITERALLY UNLIMITED POWER.
KEEP THE TRADITIONS ALIVE M8S
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ATTENTION
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Next thread is going to start with a roll call.
After that we'll move on to selecting Prime Minister.
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ATTENTION
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Left wing? Right wing? All can be consumed in fire, worship the glow of the uranium savior nuclear jesus, bask in it's warmth for a final instant as your pitiable concerns are washed away in the blast. Join the end of the world party today, there will be no further political concerns to be had in the wake of our movement.
>>75016390
Daily reminder about Berlin
>>75016124
The Galactic Empire sees your fowl attempts to gain favour within the Trumpsphere, Poojeet.
Soon, your Designation station will be ensured as nothing but a dengue-fever induced dream.
We have already begun amassing an army of Vaccuum-loo witches. All of your attempts at designation shall be met with hindrance. Look not to the stars- only to your streets.
>>75016556
Moved to the Galatic Empire cause its better in every way.
>>75016413
Hey have you ever been on a train ride? I hear Auschwitz is lovely this time of year...
>>75016556
>loses to apprentices son.
Nice try Wibbles.
Fuck stormfags, join the real socialists today!
ALRIGHT so we need to get this shit organized. We should start next thread with a roll call for like 30 minutes that sets up the quorum for Prime Minister voting. Then we can elect a PM and form a government and organize sessions.
I'm confused. Isn't Trump pro-jews. Why are NatSocs forsaking Hitler for Trump?
>>75016545
Maybe Speaker or Deputy Speaker?
>>75016788
Check and Mate NatSocs.
>>75016744
Bolshivismus Raus!
>>75016744
That's some ugly ass art, must have gotten a spot in the school thanks to sjws or something...
>>75016744
Why be a useful idiot when you could kill anyone you want, drink all day, and own recreational nuclear weapons? Fuck that noise, join the end of the world party today, we don't care about you, but we also don't care about anyone else.
>>75016694
>We have already begun amassing an army of Vaccuum-loo witches. All of your attempts at designation shall be met with hindrance.
Ah, so you've figured me out
No matter, I shall proceed as planned
You can't stop me now, Galactic Empire for my ambition of having Designated Shitting Galaxies will become a reality soon enough
Its just a matter of time
Who wants to collaborate on a Infographic to allow people how to know what to do, how to join, when parliament times are, (accommodating for different time zones), parliament processes and the like?
>>75016763
Second.
We're gonna kill niggers and jews, need I say more?
>>75016763
Aye.
>>75016870
Sounds good.
>>75016950
>>75016763
Agreed
If anything the NatSocs should be the ones in charge when it comes to the upcoming prime minister vote, not the Trumps. Hitler is spinning in his south American grave.
>>75017037
You couldn't even color it in fully, are you faggots even trying?
Hitler wasn't named person of the year for nothing.
http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,760539-1,00.html
Could I play a role in the future government?
Well political affiliations aside, we need a new thread and we have to add the newer parties to the OP picture
Paramilatary troops reporting in.
>>75017005
sounds good to me
>>75017137
>Hitler wasn't named person of the year for nothing.
Exactly. NatSoc should praise and follow Hitler, not some Zionist shill like Trump. I'll admit, Trump is good for the America of NOW, but he does not hold a candle to Hitler.
>>75017165
Important memebers of parties in the Grand Coalition will be given ministries and positions in the government
>>75016694
I feel for your internet bro. GE will have to work on a better industry for all.
>>75016741
It's funny because you think that wasn't part of his master plan.
You can't Cleave the Sheev, he got clones for days, da.
>>75016715
Gooood, gooood. Now all you need is a secure trip, fellow Imperial.
>>75016788
What a thrill
With darkness and silence through the night
What a shill
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you're so supreme!
I give my life
Not for honor, but for you (Jew Shillster)
You fell for the sleeping jew, NatSoc!
>>75017137
Hitler's party was a leftist socialist workers party before it went batshit insane and promoted the leftist nationalism propaganda, take pride in your culture and tradition, let us unite as conservatives!
>>75017260
Perhaps Minister of War?
NEW
>>75017266
>>75017266
>>75017266
>>75017266
>>75017266
NEW
yes the image still isn't right
>>75017324
Everyone wants the Ministry of Defense. I'll think about it tbqh.
>>75017113
Daily reminder that unless we let some "natural selection" take place, the jew will flood our homes with shitskins. The only way to save the white man is to destroy the problem at it's source. Only Degsech fights for this!
>>75017423
Now you're admitting you'll never look as good as a true Aryan!
Another National Socialist ready for the Reich!
1488
>>75017687
https://chatstep.com/#NatSoc
>>75017687
Who isn't ready for the Reich?
>>75017687
Fixed my name.
>>75017000
You act with such candour, for a man whose unfinished fleet is already teeming with our Harpoo units.
You may leave the stratosphere, but naught shall be leaving your bowels without the pollution of your ships.
At this rate, the war of designation will be over within months.
The Trumpists and their Pajeet allies shall not leave the earth without paying a tax of 35% of all resources gained, else your ships will feel the full weight of your own waste.
There are only so many ship quarters you may designate before you recreate the Ganges.
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