How will /pol/ be voting in the most important election of 2016?
Gushing Granny.
>>74975922
I agree, I too am a fan of Mountain Dew™
The great taste of Baja Blast is enough to make me vote!
>>74975922
Limping Negro
>supporting the JEW and his marketing ploys
FUCK OFF
>>74976025
Haha, friend.
>he isn't voting for PITCH BLACK™ in the Mountain Dew™ contest
Haha!
>>74975922
I see they don't take suggestions anymore
>drinking the carbonated jew
>Current year
What exactly is "baja blast"?
>>74976133
I thought you invented it Paco
>>74975922
WE WUZ POP N SHEIT
>>74976133
It's the best Mountain Dew™ flavor, of course!
>>74976133
best tasting dew only sold in taco bells
>spic vs nigger
Great choices, ty Mountain Jew.
>>74975922
>not voting for based baja blast
make mountain dew great again
>Vote Spic
>Vote Nigger
>>74976133
What we're gonna nickname the Battle of Baja California when we take it from you, Paco.
I only had Baja Blast. Does this mean that Taco Bell won't have Baja Blast any more?
I never had Pitch Black before. I can only imagine it being super tasty. A dark fruit mix?
I don't really care. I'm not much of a soda drinker. I only drink soda when I'm out to eat.
Baja Blasting the ground to build that wall.
>>74975922
>>74976025
>>74976102
>>74976231
Are we getting raided lads?
Seriously
How does "Baja blast" tastes?
>>74976406
>he doesn't keep his home refrigerator stocked with a 12 pack of Mountain Dew™
The refreshing taste of Mountain Dew™ always keeps me happy
>>74976457
crisp, refreshing, tropical.
>>74976457
Like the sweat of Mexicans, hard at work on that wall
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>>74976352
>>74976231
>>74976235
>best Dew
>not Voltage
That's not even considering there are some rare and historical Dews I've never tried
>>74976406
I think it's grape.
>grape soda
>pitch black
AYO HOL UP
>>74976235
Maybe in checkland. Here you can buy it anywhere.
Also Pitch Black is fucking gross. Mtn Dew is gross in general.
Also fuck your obvious slide thread
>>74976457
>>74976457
Lime juice and frost gatorade
>>74976457
Haha! I figured a Mexican intellectual such as yourself would know the great and refreshing flavor of Mountain Dew™ Baja Blast™. Remember to vote and Do the Dew™!
Rock in!
>>74976133
some shite soda , it doesn't taste like seafood or tacos.
>>74976133
That's a good question. I don't know and I drink every time I go to Taco Bell. I can't for the life of me describe it. It's sweet like all sodas. It's like a Dr. Pepper of sodas. You can't define it like most sodas. You have your colas (Coca Cola and Pepsi). You have your lemon-lime (Sprite and Serrea Mist). You have your root beers (Barques and A&E). You have your Appalachian (aka Hill Billy) baby bottle supplement (Mountain Dew and Mellow Yellow).
Mountain Dew Mouth and the Worst Teeth in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRuMDK0qI4
>We don't have MTN DEW in Mexshitco
>>74977018
What type of sodas do your Taco Bells have?
>>74976705
where do you live?
>>74976542
>tropical
That's it. It's a super sweet tropical mix. Unlike tropical punch/juice you can't actually identify the various flavors (pineapple, pears, grapes, etc.). It's just tropical.
>>74977018
If you had Mellow Yellow or equivalent, it's just that. It has its own distinct flavor for sure but it's just another citrus soda.
>>74977078
New England area and every gas station I've been to that sales Mountain Dew sells its flavors too, except Live Wire (Probably because people just know it's a knock off Sunkist)
>>74976352
Does the Czech Republic literally have mountain dew? Is it considered an expensive import soda?
>>74975922
Who #PitchBlack here?
Well I've only ever had original and Code Red so I'm not voting.
I hate to open old wounds but what does /pol/ call soft drinks/pop/soda?
The Pop vs. Soda Page
http://popvssoda.com
>>74976117
You're a carbonated jew.
Ur not white unless you vote Baja blast
>>74977451
I come from "pop" country and I've completely switched to "soda" and I'm ashamed of my roots
>>74977579
Nigger, if you want Baja Blast go to Taco Bell. It'll still be available that way.
>>74977451
>be Kansan
>say soda
I must be trans East Coast. Respect my pronouns, /pol/. I identify as a Delawarean.
>>74977451
I grew up in the green area and it pissed me off to hear people say "coke"
>Be me 14 BBQ
>Dad: Gimme a coke you little shit
>Brings dad coke
>Dad throws can at back of head saying he wanted a Dr Pepper Coke and I should've known better
There's already a drink called coke for fuck's sake
>>74977635
Fuck you wet back, I need my 12 packs of Baja blast
>>74977018
it's shit like every soda from america except Coke
>>74977683
>>Dad throws can at back of head saying he wanted a Dr Pepper Coke and I should've known better
Have you ever explained the faulty logic to him? What did he say?
>>74977635
so you want diversity? fucking cuck
>>74975922
>no idea what either will taste like
I don't give a shit about the color. What will they taste like???
If that one on the left tastes like generic Sprite/Mountain Dew shit, I'll vote for the one on the right, which looks like it might taste like cranberry.
>>74977882
I did. He beat me.
My mom also had the tendency to call me a "son of a bitch" and when I pointed out the flaw in her logic she beat me too
>>74977880
ill kill you
>>74978017
Ouch, metaphorically and physically
Sorry you had to go through that, did you ever make up with them?
>>74976434
>not appreciating the refreshing cool citrus soda that is Mountain Dew™
>>74977831
Go to Taco Bell then
>>74977902
Hell yea, that pitch black is good.
>>74977921
Baja Blast tastes like a Mtn Dew freezey that was mixed with more lime then allowed to melt.
Pitch Black is the shittiest grape soda you will ever drink.
>>74978017
Your parents suck.
>>74978017
>My mom also had the tendency to call me a "son of a bitch"
kek
>>74975922
thats it, im now a #CitrusMissile
>>74977921
>cranberry
That sounds awesome.
>>74975922
not much a a decision.
Pitch Black
>>74975922
>Baja Blast
>Pitch Black
>mfw the USA must literally choose between a beaner and a nigger. Stay cucked, faggots!
>>74975922
>Pure delicious Mtn Dew™ Baja Blast®
>Gross nigger Pitch Black® with its veiny gripped bottle
We all know the right decision here.
> mfw americans unironically buy flavoured sugar water instead of eating fruits
>>74976133
Imagine a mixture of blue powerade and regular mountain dew and that's basically the rough taste of baja blast.
>>74978185
I lol'd
>and had to clamp my mouth shut so I wouldn't spew my refreshing, ice-cold Mountain Dew™ in a fit of laughter
Baja Blast is the best
>>74978628
Thats it, i've decided to go out to the store and grab me a nice cold Mountain Dew™ Baja Blast®.
>Can't wait to crack it open, ahh.
>>74976434
just next level memes
>>74978495
you are aware a terrys orange does not come from a tree?
Wait... is this an ad?
I can't believe how many people in /pol/ have not tried the Baja Blast® or PITCH BLACK® Mountain Dew™ products!
Try a refreshing bottle now, Baja Blast® is the only 'blue pill' you will enjoy taking!
>>74975922
Pitch Black. Any other answer is wrong.
If you inferior Bajafags want your fix, go to fucking Taco Bell.
Baja blast as im not a nigga for the purple drank
>>74977471
Shut up mountain dew lover
Clean off your fucking keyboard your mountain dew and doritos filth is disgusting you fucking neckbeard
>>74979217
>Baja Blast® is the only 'blue pill' you will enjoy taking!
You're hilarious, dude. You could be a legitimate Mountain Dew shill and I wouldn't even care.
Baja by far
Would Baja Blast be removed from Taco Bell if it loses?
>tfw only citrus blast in britbong
>>74980177
I'd throw a fucking fit
OCCUPY MOUNTAIN DEW^tm
#FEELTHEBLAST
>>74975922
The one on right tastes like cheap grape soda.
