Look what you did. Poor India got tired of poo in the loo and now they're headed to space.
>>74953310
Looks like it was designed in KSP
>space
Gotta poo somewhere.
>>74953310
Designated shitting stations when?
>>74953310
>poo in the looishpere
Is it solid fueled or kinda runny?
>>74955012
Hey man, Space X is doing shit that seems like it was brought about due to KSP.
KSP could be the game that changed the world
Looks like on of those ornaments that cheap motels and gas stations have.
Pic related.
>>74953310
POO
IN
SPACE
Very foreward thinking design, that pooselage should have enough space for a few years.
So is indias and chinas space program shutting down once Musk proves that his rockets are reliable?
>>74955113
Captain Jean-Luc Poocard of the DSS Enterprise
>>74953310
>Off to fill up the craters on the moon.
>>74953310
once the indians get on the I.S.S., it's gonna be the International Shitting Station
Take the poo to the moon
>>74953310
>Builds a launchpad right next to a forest
>Everything is dirty/rusty
>Top is visibly misaligned
>Powerlines right next to it, guaranteeing interference
>>74955317
Nope. Someone will suicide musk and his empire will be split. The space x parts going to Boeing. Can't give that hippy the governments space and ballistic missile money
>>74955317
Probably not, the chinks will just steal space x's technology outright. And the indians may end up just buying it off them.
>>74953310
I think it's a disgrace that such a vile, unintelligent and dirty race of humans get to leave their mark on extraterrestrial places, just because of sheer numbers in population.
If aliens ever come across any Indian space devices they'll probably laugh their asses off.
>>74953310
Unbelievable ! I'm a #Cruzmissile now
One small poo for a man, one giant heap for mankind.
>>74955483
And yet they have made it into low orbit. Does Sweden even have a space program at all? Do you have a single astronaut?
>>74955348
lol
>India finally trying to clean up their country by shipping all their poo to space
Cow bless you, India.
>>74955406
India is gonna send up a Designated Shitting Module (DSM).
The real indian rocket.
Space: The Final Loo
Imagine how many porta-potties they could have bought...
>>74955592
Yes and yes:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christer_Fuglesang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceport_Sweden
We launch multiple satellites for Kiruna every year. Actually quite well known for being such a small country yet having so much space-related rd.
>>74955572
Implying that space technology isn't the cumulative achievement of all mankind. The Indians space tech is basically U.S and China tech blended
Pretty soon we are going to see a huge increase of shooting stars. Magical it will be until we realize its just curry poo reentering the atmosphere.
>>74953310
>ISRO
>Means "shat out" in serbian
Not even baiting, poor poo's can't catch a single break.
>>74953310
>launching satellites
Not impressed.
>>74955635
That webm was cool ty
>>74955317
Dunno >China have big plans
Manned Moon landing in 2030 and
setting up a Moon Base
Meanwhile the US is still using the Soyuz like a
Pleb
>SpaceX
So When will the Russian/American shut down their space programs once SpaceX becomes viable?
>>74955547
>This
>>74955773
http://fortune.com/2016/05/21/meteor-showers-tokyo-olympics/
Outsourcing the meteor shower I guess.
>>74955194
>Space X is doing shit that seems like it was brought about due to KSP.
I really don't get space X. Why is it so important to land your rocket? was shuttle not good enough?
Congrats, India is now on technological par with early 1950s America
>>74955786
I can confirm this
>>74955957
Makes the cost of going into space cheaper. Less money wasted on making new parts. If you can reuse the first stage you save a ton of money.
![sls-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WQdhyhW.jpg "sls-2[1].jpg")
>>74955883
>muh soyuz
NASA isn't wasting money on another rocket thats limited to low earth orbit, they are currently building the Space Launch System which will be the most powerful rocket ever launched. They hope to land people on an asteroid by 2025 and mars in the early 2030s, though Musk is trying to beat that.
>>74955957
The first stage of the rocket is the most expensive part. It saves 10s of millions of dollars if you can reuse it.
>>74955977
nice
>>74955957
>Why is it so important to land your rocket?
Reusablity. Those things are expensive to make.
>>74953310
Pooland can't into space.
>>74955572
>implying they don't gag from the smell first
>>74955734
Could you just imagine if scandinavian countries stopped being cucks, threw out the refugees and feminists and united. Id imagine together, Scandinavia could compete with Germany when it comes to innovation.
>>74955957
Mainly brings down cost per launch. Landing the first stage rocket and fuel tank is estimated to save em like 80 million a launch.
Ordinarily the rocket would just land in the ocean with parachutes at best. Often totally wrecked which means a new one would need to be built for the next launch.
Well fuck, now space is gonna be filled with poo.
>>74956113
>>74956113
SpaceX Super neavy isnt going to happen tho
>>74955957
Shuttle was shit tier expensive and not viable. Here, you have a regular expendable rocket, but you can also reuse the most expensive part.
>>74955317
Nope, India is trying to make space travel cheap and affordable. Like this RLVTD is going to reduce the cost of launching stuff in space from 5000$ per kg to 500$ per kg.
>>74953310
Jesus just imagine all the fecal matter that's going to be floating around inside that cabin....those poor curry niggers have no idea what they're in for.
>>74956186
Yup, all Scandinavian countries are turning more and more right wing (Except finland which is becomming more left for some reason, but then again tehy are already very far right so might not be a problem) so hopefully we might be great again in 40-50 years.
>>74956324
$500 per pound of poop
or you could just pay $200 and get rid of the problem all together
So many mad white bois cause they have no space program
>>74956324
You know if you freeze dry shit it weighs less.
>>74956412
I know the poop joke is funny but we launch the most satellites in the space per year. Even NASA uses ISRO to launch some of its satellite.
>>74956324
It didn't take long for some shitskin to defend this """"""rocket""""""
>>74956213
>. Landing the first stage rocket and fuel tank is estimated to save em like 80 million a launch.
How expensive is this spaceX rocket? russian engines rd-180 worth $9-10 millions.
POO
IN
KUIPER BELT
>>74955012
Its not a functioning rocket. Its just mock up.
They should've build this instead
>>74956574
Have you ever built a rocket? Or done anything with your worthless life? No? Then fuck off.
>>74956748
>it's real
>>74956574
Well, if a 3rd world nation trying to compete with developed nations while also trying to improve its 3rd world problems like sanitation instead of staying poor and terrible (so it can ask huge donations like poor hungry kids in Africa) doesn't deserve defending then I don't know what does.
>>74956363
We'll be the greatest caliphate since the Umayyad's, inshallah
>>74956490
Not only do we have the best space program but we have rich fucks who spend billions to make space great again.
>>74955348
kek
>>74956324
poo in it!
>>74956579
Turns out the stats i was reading was merely comparing cost savings compared to current U.S rocket manufacturers boeing and Lockheed.
It's like 57 million for a launch with space x. Budget documents show that in 2010 the EELV program received $1.14 billion for three rockets—an average of $380 million per launch.
Companies in the U.S are currently thought to be milking rocket launch prices to appease shareholders.
>>74956652
Yup, But it was used to test India's capability of making a reusable launch vehicle. And it did landed successfully.
>>74953310
The Americans left a flag on the moon. The Indians will leave a pyramid.
>>74956264
why not?
And it other news it looks like Lockmart today was chosen to build the mars space station making it possible to send a lander down :3
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3605534/Lockheed-Martin-joins-race-red-planet-Military-firm-reveals-base-camp-concept-orbit-Mars-2028.html
>>74953310
In that thing? They're braver than I thought.
>>74955572
They obviously can't be that unintelligent if they built this tech. Finland has built what?
>>74955734
Wow, you have an ESA astronaut and a space station, both piggybacking off the ESA. Sweden hasn't built anything by themselves.
>>74955734
can send satelites to space, but no imigrants back home...
>>74955348
You think this is funny, but a new Star Trek series does start next year...
>>74955348
>DSS Enterprise
Gold
>>74956998
Not really, ameirca is one of the poor countries in the world
>>74957062
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-1
Only 34 years behind. Not too bad.
>>74955572
We never ceased you from overpopulating oh wait that requires a dick with vile sperms. I forgot that Finland was the nation of impotent cucks.
>>74957184
You do realise we have a population of 9 million people meaning we have more astronauts per capita than the US? Even more satellites per capita.
>>74957240
Except that we HAVE started sending people back, read some news outside /pol/ sometimes.
they've mastered explosive diarrhea technology.
>>74957062
didn't it land in the ocean?
>>74957458
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Swedish_astronauts
i'm sure the satellite list is equally as laughable :^
someone post the SCATSAT edit with shit like
>High gain DESIGNATOR
and other pooinloo memes. I thought i saved it.
and, yes, their satellite is literally named SCAT SAT
lmao
>>74957428
Poo shitposting is weird.
>>74957458
>astronauts
Yeah, the US has sent black people into space, so what? Doesn't mean they designed and built everything. The Indians did.
>>74955080
Designated shitting orbits?
>>74957437
34 years and still we are in the top 4 nations with the most successful space programs.
>>74955348
Jean-PooInLuc
>>74957495
Yup. It was planned to land it on the ocean since we don't have a 5000 km runaway. The longest we have is a 2000 km one.
>>74957650
would it not better to invest the money for the space program in an upgrade for your country? living room, toilets, health system? trash recycling system?
>>74957650
All memeing aside, we all know who dominates NASA. Yup, you guessed right. They just send the white monkey to space so he can have fun posting videos and shit. They send out the Jap and the black meme """""scientists""""" to tv so they can teach the dumb Americans...etc.
My question is, what took you so long?
>40% of Indian kids are malnourished higher percentage than Africa (seriously it's true google it)
>India wasted billions in a space program
Why is this allowed?
>>74958141
>greece talking about managing finances
This has to bea joke.
>>74955113
t. not a real country
>>74957650
Mate NASA, the RFSA, the ESA, and the JAEA are the top 4 most successful space agencies.
>>74958141
We are waiting for poor to give up hope and die.
You can't prop up 500 million poor fags.
>>74958141
Imagine if they spent billions on loos and functional sewage systems.
Do you think poos can make sewage/water treatment systems that can actually handle TP or will it be like south america where the mudskins fucked even that up?
Oh wait who am I kidding. They wipe with their hand and then make POO IN VINDALOO.
>>74958141
Pay denbs
>>74957985
We are upgrading our country. We have launched a clean India campaign under which we have made upto 8000 villages open defecation free out of 24000 from Jan 2016 to May 2016.
We are trying to educated as many poor children for free as we can.
We are opening new universities and colleges.
We have set 5 billion dollars for building roads and other infrastructure.
We are providing free wifi access to historical monuments and railway stations.
We have also building bullet train.
We are proving electricity to the distant parts of the country.
>>74958309
>JAEA
Japan Atomic Energy Agency? What?
>>74958498
>we have made upto 8000 villages open defecation free
Stopped there. Someone post news article where poos are street shitting and then carrying the poo with bare hands to the new toilets and depositing poo in there for their rupee for a poopie.
>>74958018
Well the Congress did nothing for 15 continuous years (from 2000 to 2015). Before that we were busy fighting Porkistan.
>>74958316
Don't you need your massive poor population so your oligarchs can make plastic toys for super cheap to sell to the west?
Also, we all know that this is a cover for India's real plan, which entails flinging payloads of human feces down on Pakistan.
>>74958309
Mate the ESA was among the top 4 until we launched the Mars Orbitor in our first try in 1/10th of the cost.
>>74958574
Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency
>>74958416
>that can actually handle TP
What's a TP?
>>74958772
All you did was launch 1 rocket to Mars, while the ESA just landed a probe on a comet. One of those things has already been done many times the other not so much.
>>74957428
they have a larger amount of poverty than some other western nations, maybe "most poverty in the developed world" at a stretch"
But it's extremely rich as a country, did you know every American household has a TOILET?
Built into the house!
>>74958599
Well you guys complain about we lacking behind basic human needs and when we try to fix it you ignore it and hope for a much worse news.
>>74958840
hi bro
>>74958810
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_government_space_agencies
>As of 2015, 70 different government space agencies are in existence; 13 of those have launch capability. Six government space agencies - the China National Space Administration (CNSA), the European Space Agency (ESA), the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO), the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA), the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) and the Russian Federal Space Agency (RFSA or Roscosmos) - have full launch capabilities; these include the ability to launch and recover multiple satellites, deploy cryogenic rocket engines and operate extraterrestrial probes. Only three currently operating government space agencies in the world - The NASA, the RFSA and the CNSA - are capable of human spaceflight.
Japan doesn't have human spaceflight capabilities(China does) and their mars mission failed(India's succeeded).
China and India's space programs > Japan's space program.
>>74958840
Triple penetration.
POO
IN
MOON
>>74958987
>and hope for a much worse news.
it's called being comfy you currynigger newfaggot
IN SPACE
THE VOID IS YOUR LOO
>>74958772
It was 1/10th the cost because it serves no new purpose, it's basically curry-Sputnik.
Don't get me wrong, it's great to see anybody doing this, but watching India claim great success for simply doing a thing correctly is funny. You know other countries were doing this decades ago, yeah? Glad to see you catching up, but don't let yourselves get too big for your britches.
>>74959065
Japan's space agency has contributed a lot of research and time helping NASA and the ESA. Their ground research is far more than many other nations. They are no where near as focused on space from a launch aspect as are other nations. China's space agency vs Japans is hard to call, but they are far superior to India's.
>>74957650
>life of Pu
>>74959252
Yeah you were doing it for decades but still it was us who found water on moon even when we never landed on the moon.
>>74959308
>they are far superior to India's space program yet they can't actually do shit effectively
Yeah, stop shilling for Japan because you like anime so much. China's mars mission also failed. Perhaps they are superior in some aspects, but they are not "far superior" overall.
>>74955771
>space technology isn't the cumulative achievement of all mankind
This is what nations that can't into space tell themselves in order to sleep at night.
Fun fact, all of Australia's "astronauts" are actually American citizens who emigrated to the US. Actual Australian astronaut when?
>>74958987
your country needs a system that turns poo in to power, than a space program xD
>>74958840
The Poo
>>74959359
Yet another sky scraper, built on top of slums serving no real purpose other than to make the serfs remember there place.
>>74959647
We actually have that system. We make biogas out of it.
>>74958841
>>74959645
This, Africa deserves credit for the world's space programs as much as anyone else.
>>74959645
>implying I give that much of a shit about actually going into space.
You guys foot the bill, that's fine I'm happy to watch as Australian Astrophysicists and Engineers emigrate to the U.S for those jobs because your education system isn't producing them on it's own.
Maybe slightly due to the fact you guys are paying so much for the space programs.
>>74957862
Rest of runway is designated
>>74955012
Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkFAUxvs7kM
>>74960027
hehe
>>74959876
>getting so triggered on a cartoon porn website that you create a collage of pants-shitting images and post it in response to someone trolling you
nigger you just owned yourself harder than any loopoo jokes ever could
>>74959115
Yeah, you guys feel comfy when 3rd countries become rotten shithole and do things like 9/11 or blow your cities (like paris and belgium) but go batshit crazy when a 3rd world country is trying to improve.
>>74959462
How long before India finds water at the bottom of a toilet though?
>>74959876
they don't shit on the street...
>>74960211
When americans will find that shitting in their pants isn't normal.
>>74959990
>posts in space thread and gets BTFO
>no ITS NOT LIKE I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT GOING TO SPACE
nice save bro
>>74960207
>having no sense of humor and posting seriously on an anonymous persian rug trading emporium
>>74960330
Sadder than an Indian baby getting eaten by rats, hopefully your nation can improve its weak banter along with your septic systems.
>>74960207
>trying to improve
Wasting your GDP on rocketry when close to 900,000,000 of your countrymen are shitting in your streets is doing it wrong Rakesh
>>74960425
Unwanted baby*. It prevents parents from having cuck kids like you.
>>74960150
>>74960370
But you guys are the ones going into space? I get to enjoy all the wonder of space, whilst contributing absolutely nothing to it. Beautiful really.
>>74960467
thinking that 60% of 1.2 billion is 900 million is the reason why Indians take your jobs.
>>74959990
>Post in a thread about a thing
>someone points out your country has never done "that thing"
>"I dont even care about that thing anyway!"
seems legit.
>Maybe slightly due to the fact you guys are paying so much for the space programs.
We aren't though, NASA gets .5% of the budget, way less than it should. If you guys dedicated 1% of your abbo assistance, or Emu war budget to the cause of an Australian space program you would be on the moon by now.
>>74960388
Wow, you guys really never forget 9/11 do you. kek
>>74960677
>thinking that 60% of 1.2 billion is 900 million
>thinking
It is in the Imperial system.
America landed on the Moon, Mars, and most recently, Earth. Holy poo India get your poo together.
>>74960690
But you guys are the ones doing it. We don't need to do it ourselves, because you're doing it. Cheers yanks, we'll keep educating engineers and scientists, you keep funding them rockets.
>>74960799
Coming from a nation whose idea of winning a war is letting its people die.
>A FUCKING MODEL ROCKET
>>74960575
why are you so angry?
always acting butthurt, cannot take a bit humor
>>74960593
STEALING MY FUCKING SASUKE AND SHU QI PICTURES.
DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU LIKE WHICH YOU CAN USE AS MEMES?
are you that LAZY, FAGGOT?
>>74960846
Yeah we get it, you landed whales on the moon. Or was it Americans? Oh wait, there isn't much difference between whales and americans.
>>74960999
I am not butthurt, I just have nothing better to do.
>>74953310
>Look Randy
>Seems like those trailer park Poo's have build a shit rocket
>Going up on a high amount of shit fuel
>Ready to splatter its shit stains across the stars
>>74953310
So they finally figured how to liquefy compressed poo into a fuel?
>>74961174
>21 posts
>"I-im not butthurt...you guys just don't know about glorious India...seriously, i'm not butthurt!"
It's threads like this that make me worry we will wake up one day to find poor India has hung itself due to systematic bullying.
>>74961174
thats not true. you could be working on waste management infrastructure
>>74960999
Good Indian, probably has a boring but respectable job, owns a toilet and thinks nothing of it. Interested in India's future in space.
>>74961174
Bad Indian, has without a doubt shit on a street within the past 12 hours, steals internet with nigger-rigged line-splicing he learned from his time sorting through garbage for computer components to scrap.
>>74961429
I wasn't be on 4chan if I was that weak.
To shit the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God
>>74961445
Nah, gotta leave some jobs for Americans too.
>>74960330
It isn’t tho, I worked at walmart for 2 years when i was in collage and i never saw that.
>>74961635
so you're happy to continue shitting in streets until Americans come and show you how to live like humans? top bants m8
>>74953310
Poo in the moon
Great.
Now they will poo up space.
The gift that keeps on givin
>>74961671
May be because it was you who shat in the pants.
>>74961715
I am happy with that if it will make your fatass move away from that chair.
>>74961791
On*
>>74959794
At least you are trying India. Dont let the ebil /pol/ bullies get you down.
You should slow down on the babies though... We dont want your country overflowing. We got enough 50 shades of brown people running around. We DO NOT need to add millions of indians to that.
>New Delhi, we have a poo.
>That's one small poo for man, one giant loo for mankind
>>74962031
Yup, we really need to slow our birth rate.
>>74961582
>I wasn't be on 4chan if I was
>I wasn't be
>wasn't be
>wasn't
Now now India, daddy paid a lot of rupee's to teach you how to speak proper english. He put in a lot of blood, sweat, and tears, and that was just to eat the curry at dinner. The least you can do is show he didn't suffer and pay all that in vain.
Conjugate the verb.
>>74961935
what are you trying to do here, m8?
neither bants are on point or funny, just regurgitating same thing over and over.
is it a fucking exam thing or girl thing?
>>74962174
I am still learning. thanks for the advice though.
>>74962193
boredom
>>74962193
i want to double team Anzu with you anon
>>74957184
Oh wow, stealth Pajeet detected
>They obviously can't be that unintelligent if they built this tech.
There are always statistical outliners, you fucking dumb American. With a billion people, even if statistically retarded are bound to pop out some smart fucks.
>Finland has built what?
The greatest phone manufacturer the world has ever seen before you fucks catched on later, a great country and its infrastructure out of a smouldering pile of soviet rocks, the most effective army EVER, one the worlds HIGHEST PISA scores, the list goes on. All of this out of a country which has only FIVE MILLION PEOPLE. Take a good hard look at your shitty fucking country. The only reason you were great once was because a high concentration of whites in a single country. Nothing more, nothing less. None of your states which have 5 million people or less has done anything worthwhile when compared to Finland. Fuck, even when states of up to 10 million people are taken into account it's fucking nothing. Fuck off
>>74962356
do you have a gf? are you a student?
>>74962391
3some never m8.
In all this thread nobody has asked the important question.
What is the average Delta-V of a Indian after he has eaten curry?
>>74955012
Kerbal Shitting Program?
>>74962742
It's equal to the impulse to perform a squatting manuever.
>>74962622
>There are always statistical outliners, you fucking dumb American. With a billion people, even if statistically retarded are bound to pop out some smart fucks.
OK, Africa and Southeast Asia also have a lot of people and I don't see them doing anything worthwhile. India also has more science nobel winners than Finland(inb4 muh population, Switzerland also has a small population but many Nobel winners).
>The greatest phone manufacturer the world has ever seen before
Yet not smart enough to see the iPhone coming, now a worthless company.
>the most effective army EVER
That's the US military. Your army fought off some soviets by jamming logs into their tank wheels because the Soviets couldn't fight for shit.
>HIGHEST PISA scores
LOL nobody gives a fuck about that.
>None of your states which have 5 million people or less has done anything worthwhile when compared to Finland. Fuck, even when states of up to 10 million people are taken into account it's fucking nothing. Fuck off
Wow you are really reaching here, just pathetic. Nobody cares about your minuscule accomplishments which you think are great because you're a bunch of autists who don't breed.
The one good thing to come out of Finland is Linux, but Linus is a Swedish Finn. :)
>>74960072
lmfao
>>74963175
Sure, but what about the shitting?
bye bye /pol/
>>74962897
>>74963175
u can only post in this thread i u have a space program
>>74963237
Thrust in constant direction, simplifies to v1-v0, where v0 = initial fart and v1 is the touchdown velocity.
In space no-one can hear you poo.
>>74963320
did you know that the most critical mission on the ISS is the management of toilets, which is the commander's duty? no wonder why India is not on ISS.
>>74957428
Watch out for the loo witch.
![0cfe52c3cd_Ariane5_V202_mai11_arianespace[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QJxXN19.jpg "0cfe52c3cd_Ariane5_V202_mai11_arianespace[1].jpg")
>>74963320
POO
>>74963356
How many m/s?
>>74957428
Sadly he probably believes this
>>74963634
hay u r European u have a space program turkes don't
>>74963657
9.81 according to Bureau of Indian Gravitational SHitting Institute of Technology, BIGSHIT.
>>74963634
that flag right at the top though....
JAI BHAAAAARAT!
>>74963200
>OK, Africa and Southeast Asia also have a lot of people and I don't see them doing anything worthwhile. India also has more science nobel winners than Finland(inb4 muh population, Switzerland also has a small population but many Nobel winners).
Africans and South-East Asians are a different story entirely. Or do you honestly think that race is only about muh intelligence? Absolutely not. Niggers without any white blood in them have never invented anything, as their brains are totally incompatible with logical thinking. Secondly, what's wrong with "muh population", retard? It's a totally valid argument and you are using leftie tactics of shaming what I say without actually telling me why it's wrong.
>Yet not smart enough to see the iPhone coming, now a worthless company.
I never said Nokia was perfect, and in that regard it became stale and Apple rammed over it. However, it is important to note just how far we got with SO VERY LITTLE PEOPLE.
>That's the US military. Your army fought off some soviets by jamming logs into their tank wheels because the Soviets couldn't fight for shit.
Sure, the US military is massive. However, if there was an exact copy of your army and its artillery with all men replaced with Finns, we would beat your ass so hard you'd never revive.
>LOL nobody gives a fuck about that
Not an argument, want to try again?
>Wow you are really reaching here, just pathetic. Nobody cares about your minuscule accomplishments which you think are great because you're a bunch of autists who don't breed.
Yet again, not an argument. You are getting defensive
>The one good thing to come out of Finland is Linux, but Linus is a Swedish Finn. :)
He's a fennoswede, who are genetically and culturally speaking almost fully finns, with the exception that occasionally they speak Swedish.
>>74962622
dont forget the many shitskins and lefty scum :-)
>>74963939
Holy shit a filthy turk roach who worships a pedo has at least gone to middle school
Now i have seen everything
>>74963548
India is not on the ISS because we don't have the tech to block out curry stench yet.
>>74964243
You surely haven't seen potty training pajeet, we learn to POO IN LOO as a pedo :^)
>>74963939
Engineer here, that's incorrect. The average thrust of the Indian anus is the integral of the acceleration of the poo from ass to loo, using a constant of integration with respect to poo
>>74963939
So 1g for 1 second?
Seems pretty weak.
We need to ask /k/ to create a combination between Curry, MREs and buttplugs to attain maximum Delta V, plus a cycling system for the methane so that it can be oxidized increasing the efficiency of the process
>>74964384
>loo
Invalid boundary condition
>>74964466
You have to take into account that their diet is built on rapid bursts of shitting. Now, if you could constipate an Indian, you would see reverse fireworks.
>>74953310
>year is 2100
>aliens approach earth
>see a weak world that's obviously stagnant, past its best
>make plans to invade and enslave the locals, ayy lmao
>then suddenly as they enter orbit
>debris starts hitting their ship
>it's soft and brown, vast amounts begin to encase the ayy lmaos
>soon they are completely encased
>it's poo
>aliens all suffocate and die
>big pooball falls to earth, landing harmlessly on a Quintessentially British mosque
And that's why Indians should poo in space
>>74964057
>Niggers without any white blood in them have never invented anything, as their brains are totally incompatible with logical thinking.
Sure, explain Southeast Asians, then?
>However, if there was an exact copy of your army and its artillery with all men replaced with Finns, we would beat your ass so hard you'd never revive.
Maybe a few decades ago, now all Northern European men are gay and effeminate as fuck. Fat chance.
And yes, I do find boasting about your PISA scores to be a bit of a reach. It really isn't something to be proud of, how does it benefit the world in any way? And again, "we don't breed because we live in a frozen hellhole and have asspie social norms", doesn't get you points either. Literally anti-evolution, not passing on your genes.
>>74964356
So did you learn that before or after your father raped you ?
>>74964057
>Sure, the US military is massive. However, if there was an exact copy of your army and its artillery with all men replaced with Finns, we would beat your ass so hard you'd never revive.
Is this what fins fantasize about at night?
I can't understand for the life of me why Fin's act as if they somehow won the "Winter War." You guys lost a huge chunk of your nation's territory, and your economy got absolutely wrecked. You managed to fight off the ruskies enough that they didn't occupy the entire country, but you still lost territory and the soviets accomplished their goal. Finland claiming they won the war is akin to a rape survivor claiming they won their rape. Sure the rapists managed to fuck them in the ass, and get everything they wanted out of the rape, but they weren't able to drag the victim permanently into the rape dungeon, so the victim calls it a win I guess? Still looks to me like you guys got fucked in the ass, you might have gave the soviets some cat scratches, but you are decidedly the loser in this confrontation.
>>74953310
Not surprising to me that they're sending the largest ever tapeworm into space.
>>74965242
>Gangbus River of Rape having the audacity of making fun of anyone
>>74965092
>Sure, explain Southeast Asians, then?
Genetic as well, mongols tend to be less creative than Indo-Europeans. However they aren't quite on the level of niggers, so that's why they're somewhat more advanced.
>Maybe a few decades ago, now all Northern European men are gay and effeminate as fuck. Fat chance.
In Finland, going to the army is MANDATORY, unlike in your shithole. Your average Finn would curbstomp your average liberal trendy American faggots head in less than 5 seconds.
>And yes, I do find boasting about your PISA scores to be a bit of a reach. It really isn't something to be proud of, how does it benefit the world in any way? And again, "we don't breed because we live in a frozen hellhole and have asspie social norms", doesn't get you points either. Literally anti-evolution, not passing on your genes.
AGAIN, shaming tactic. "Boasting", well therefore everything good you said about America was also boasting? No. It is to be proud of, we have built (as some would argue) the best education system on the entire planet. If not the best, still in the top three. Finns are smart by nature, and we have contributed a fair amount of stuff for the world considering we're only a drop of water in the ocean of people.
ITT: Jealousy
>>74965511
Says the molested kid
Every kid in your country gets raped by your family member and you come here and pretend everything is fine because even your allah did that
Not surprising at all
http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/Default.aspx?pageID=517&nID=51123&NewsCatID=341
>>74966116
Best part is that turkroaches and mexifags think they are better than even one country
>>74965841
>Genetic as well, mongols tend to be less creative than Indo-Europeans
The "muh dick" of stormfags. How do you scientifically quantify creativity?
>In Finland, going to the army is MANDATORY, unlike in your shithole. Your average Finn would curbstomp your average liberal trendy American faggots head in less than 5 seconds.
Kek what do you do in the army, Spurdo? Fight nonexistent wars? And no, your average American usually has to grow up around niggers and mexicans, so we'd curbstomp anyone from your cushy haven.
>AGAIN, shaming tactic. "Boasting", well therefore everything good you said about America was also boasting? No. It is to be proud of, we have built (as some would argue) the best education system on the entire planet. If not the best, still in the top three. Finns are smart by nature, and we have contributed a fair amount of stuff for the world considering we're only a drop of water in the ocean of people.
Wow, with such a great education system you really would think you'd have more contributions besides "a phone company that makes a copy of a thing Americans invented", and "a kernel/OS that's also a copy of another thing Americans invented", IE what your type shame "mongols" for when you say they're less creative.
>>74964049
hahahahahahaha
good for you Pajeet, you fucked him up now.....
hahahahaha
>>74966116
howdelusional.ru
>>74966264
>>74966116
How's it going indianonbros?
>>74960677
>the reason why Indians take your jobs
Actually Indians can't into anything like my job. The Chinese are bigger competition
But yes you caught my sarcasm Rajesh. I guess I should have wrote 600,000,000 street shitters as a conservative estimate. It's hilarious that you think it matters, you still have more individuals practicing open defecation than the population of the Americas combined
All that delicious corpse water, cow shit, trash, shitty food, hordes of unwashed poor people who zerg rush foreigners for gibs. The faggotry of Indian males holding hands and stroking each other's hair and making each other bracelets. Your country is a joke. It would be just as silly if Zimbabwe started putting satellites in orbit
oops
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/36-of-scientists-at-NASA-are-Indians-Govt-survey/articleshow/2853178.cms
>>74966952
>Actually Indians can't into anything like my job.
are you a rocket scientist?
see >>74967018
A FUCKING LEAF
>>74967192
>A FUCKING LEAF
I think you forgot to turn off your proxy.
>>74953310
now they are going to shit our atmosphere, fuck indians... I want to see the batchroom of that spaceship kek
>>74967316
left it on, on purpose
>>74967424
Sure you did, buddy.
>>74957619
underr8ed
>>74967353
build the wall, no time for rockets for you
>>74953310
Deep Space Poo
>>74967465
I sure did little guy
>>74955572
That envious? Might want to stop using Microsoft and Google, avoid drinking pepsi too, their ceos are indian after all
and
FUCK YOU ALL I'M OUT OF THIS NECKBEARD FEST
>>74967517
Time for the new Bollywood sensation:
Pradeep in Wonderloo and the Mad Shatter
>>74957619
This
>>74965403
>you are decidedly the loser in this confrontation.
They were never a Soviet state
The Soviets were their primary enemy, they never suffered an invasion or had their capitol was never occupied. The Finns would have had a hand in the destruction of communist Russia had they been more aggressive during the German invasion.
Aside from that every Finn male serves in the military. I've spent a lot of time in the US and hilariously, the vast majority of young men seem to be nogunz and don't care about knowing how to shoot.
>>74966657
You're OK, Ameribro. Rest of the crowd is acting like India stole their CP collection and sent it to space. Especially the Nords.
Truth always hurts if you're a white nigger i guess.
>>74960677
You take no jobs of any significance. Companies that outsource labour to the third-world only do so because the expense of shit quality is outweighed by the profitability of paying slave wages. Domestic bidders cannot possibly compete.
>>74956363
The reason is shitty half swedes zerging into politics
>>74968257
Bloody americans right
>>74968257
Since you're too Indian (therefore autistic) to understand, the burger is calling you delusional for thinking that anyone would be jealous of a people who have lower standards of hygeine than animals
>>74968257
if you tried to send my cats pooping collection into space i would be sooo angry.
>>74966497
>How do you scientifically quantify creativity?
Don't know. However, considering that whites are responsible for a vast majority of modern inventions and that Japs and Koreans have higher IQ's is a pretty solid indicator.
>Kek what do you do in the army, Spurdo? Fight nonexistent wars? And no, your average American usually has to grow up around niggers and mexicans, so we'd curbstomp anyone from your cushy haven.
We go through your usual gun practice, combat planning and rough physical excersice comparable to torture, strenghtening the already hard minds of the Finns. And no, America is divided as fuck when it comes to different races. Most blacks live in poor areas and most whites live in richer areas. You don't fight shit. Your modern-day American young adult is a fucking pussy, like Carl the Cuck and AIDS Skrillex. Finns, historically, have been very keen on physical fighting.
>Wow, with such a great education system you really would think you'd have more contributions besides "a phone company that makes a copy of a thing Americans invented", and "a kernel/OS that's also a copy of another thing Americans invented", IE what your type shame "mongols" for when you say they're less creative.
Finns are still a fucking rarity when it comes to the population. Compared to that, we've invented more than enough, more than most ethnicities. Secondly, finns are not Indo-European, you uncultured, primal ape of a person. I find finns as less creative than most Europeans, jobs that require logical thought like engineering are dominated by Finns. Also, the slow development of Finns can be explained with Finns being probably the most reclusive group of people ever to exist.
But sure, this all started from you defending a fucking sub-human Aryan who can't even use a toilet, so I suggest you go back to that.
>>74968454
Yeah right, we're talking about hygiene in this thread. Well done, mongrel bitch. No more weed for you. Your comprehension is fucked beyond repair just like your Canadian identity.
>>74968889
no no street shitter, hat was correct. no one is jealous of you or your inability to use the potty.
>>74960150
Shut up and take it beavis
>>74968257
I rather be a white nigger in a western country, than be a street shitting peasant who worships cows like you panjeet.
>>74961715
"Americans come and show you how to live like humans"
"Americans"
"Live like humans"
We are shit ridden country, and dont want to be inbred retards. We will ask someone else.
>>74969033
>tfw you thought you found a bro to poo with but he was actually just making fun of you
>>74968889
>No more weed for you
Coming from the country with people smoking, eating, snorting, and rubbing whatever they can find onto themselves to get high
I literally saw people coating their whole bodies in shoe polish and laying in the sun to get high in India. Almost everyone I met smoked hash or dirty bush weed or was abusing pharmaceutical drugs. Your country is 90% drug addict street shitters
Our astronauts shit into space, so do the russians and the red chinese. Human fecal matter floats in orbit around our world, I can't name another species who can claim the same.
In space we are all space shitters.
