>Dad, I'm a libertarian.
What is your immediate reaction?
>Mah Son!
I'M NOT YOUR DAD
REEEEEEEEEEE
but im unironically a lesbian
Show me one political baby in world history
I'd ask it how the fuck it got in my house, then call the police.
>>74904372
WELL WHOS GONNA BUILD THE ROADS U LIL SHIT
>>74904372
>wow I'm glad my son is a man and not a cuck bending over for the government's dick.
>>74904372
Well by all logic, all kids should be libertarians
>>74904372
THE ROADS SON
WHO WILL BUILD THEM YOU FUCKING MADMAN?
>>74904522
>calling men with guns to violate your libertarian son's freedoms
Look at this statist jew shill, everybody.
>>74904509
wut
>>74904372
>what is that?
I was when I was your age too son
It means you're on the true path to manhood
That's my wife son, good boy
HOW DARE YOU DESIRE FREEDOM FROM THE ALLMIGHTY STATE? HOW DARE YOU DEEM YOURSELF COMPETENT ENOUGH TO LEAD YOUR OWN INDEPENDENT LIFE?
YOU'RE A KIKE JEW SHILL SJW, DO TEN HEIL HITLERS OR GET SENT TO TIMEOUT!
>>74904659
Babies don't have political views
>>74904562
>Stefan would be pissed yo
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>>74904721
>MY TOY!
Sounds like libertarianism to me, though.
>>74904372
"Good, my son, saviour of the white race."
>>74904724
TOUGH LOVE, ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
>>74904372
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>>74904372
So does your mother know you're gay?
LIBERTARIANISM IS SO GOOD EVEN MAKES TODDLERS SMART
>>74904721
Who are you voting for? Hillary? Now tell me that daddy cuddling you , didn't change a thing.
>>74904372
Son don't be a plebeian. People are too stupid to be left completely on their own. They need at least some guidance in the form of a strong leader and the government provides defense.
>>74904372
ok son, now go and work in the mines if you want to keep living here. child labour laws are statist oppression ;^)
>Dad, I'm a self-made man who doesn't owe anything to anyone. The reason why I have nicer things than Jimmy down the street is because I worked harder than him.
>>74904702
>libertarian want's to be hardcore, but the state wont let him.
>>74905151
Lol dad chose a needle and bottles over me while my mom never told me she loved me or hugged me until I left for college. What fantasy land do you live on? I'm just shitposting.
>>74905418
The state has no right to tell your dad what he should and should not be putting in his body. He was merely exercising his freedoms.
What, were you looking for handouts? Get back to work, commie faggot!
>>74904620
I don't have a son, and that baby is way too young to have political opinions, he's up to some shit.
>>74905550
Why do you keep insisting I'm a libertarian? I'm not.
>>74905418
>>74905709
are you high?
>>74904372
I'm libertarian, too. I would only tell me that he has two options: continue to live under my roof and under my rules, or to live for himself. Voluntary association, NAP and all dat shit.
>>74905840
No, show me where I said I was libertarian.
>>74904372
Nobody cares about your opinion boy and a vote doesn't nearly count as much as the number of people you can sway. Now eat your broccoli or I'll have to put my foot in your ass!
