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>TRUMP: Is Hillary really protecting women?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFwTioiGhQj/
>Delegates Trump: 1,176 [61 Dels Needed]
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Chris Cox and Donald Trump at NRA Forum 5/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXpBJBSOhTU
>Jeff Sessions at NRA Forum 5/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2d8N5psACM
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDqLc-5-pDI
>Lewandowski on Judge Jeanine 5/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLIEvam49qs
>NRA Attendees React to Trump Appearance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD6eAjDuR3o
ENTERTAINMENT
>RSBN Presents: Hispanics for Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_PczITyQIo
>Trump on Citizen Kane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upC8pX3RY0A
>Pro-Trump Plane trolls Bernie rally in Cali
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKjD8ilvFac
>Trump in Little Rascals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twbm0gQMVdk
>Benghazi.exe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzABHHAFw4U
>Protesters Interrupt Bill Clinton in Pomona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkTvIlV84Yk
>Monkeys at the Zoo (Anti-Trump Protesters Embarrass themselves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mX0U8Bh32o
>Driving the Trumpventador
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3-WyTz08w
>Milton Friedman: Is Capitalism Humane?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Tf8RN3uiM
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
WEBSITES
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DscfyMJP7U4
PREVIOUS>>74876307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88
MOVEMENT
Reminder that Don wont be the first madman
>Legend has it that LBJ, in one of his early congressional campaigns, told one of his aides to spread the story that Johnson's opponent fucked pigs. The aide responded "Christ, Lyndon, we can't call the guy a pigfucker. It isn't true." To which LBJ supposedly replied "Of course it ain't true, but I want to make the son-of-a-bitch deny it."
Trump for prez
I'M BACK BITCHES
What's wrong with them, /pol/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC4Pvm6Oj4A
How sick is Crooked Hillary?
When will she release her health records?
>>74882003
their minds were destroyed by an alpha
MAGA
>>74881996
>Fake hat
Bless him with salt
Bless him with stone
Bless him with steel
>>74881754
>Order Prints
>>74882007
That actually makes me like her desu, she actually comes across as genuine there.
Who's been watching Alex Jones BTFO Cryin' Glenn?
>tfw June 7th is approaching
God damn MGSV sucked balls
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.
Was blind, but now I see....
>>74881996
>buying knock off hats
>buying knock off windows
>rainmeter
I want that desktop background though
>>74882003
I couldn't describe
>>74882141
Bless him with memes.
>>74882003
they're fags?
>>74881996
>fake hat
>>74881930
I love the awoos.
>>74882222
Running rn, will post it when I get home
And yeah, I'm going to buy the official hat
>That fucking Hillary/Bill video
Fucking god damn, brutal
>>74882007
>Crooked Hillary
Turned on the radio this morning and heard Crooked Hillary was rebooting her flailing campaign for like the 5th or 6th time
>New campaign slogan: Stronger Together!
>First thought - that's another really bad decision by her campaign
Pic related = immediate OC after hearing the new slogan
>>74882199
wasn't that bad desu
>>74882003
They gave her a job?
>>74882275
I want to protect his smile
>>74882003
>Hillary-owned shithole Huffington Post hires hoax artist michelle fields
>Cuckservatives immediately begin to support them
I like how these people whine about "principles" and then immediately reveal that they have none.
>>74882193
> I have pretended to be mentally sleepy for 7 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83IiLN_EaF4
>>74882003
>Rick Wilson
My life depends on Trump and if he wins.
If he don't my life in Stockholm will be represented by this theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScZrvTebeA
>>74881892
I will post this until the end of this year. You can post your anime shit.
>>74881947
The difference being, Trump wants Hillary to have to deny things that are 100% true.
>>74882003
Anyone who disagrees with the media bias against Trump or who disagrees with a fucking turncoat/infiltrator like Michelle Fields going to work for HUFFPO of all places, must be a Trump shill.
Fuck this kike, he's trying to paint an entire media organization as biased because they didn't believe her little sob story.
>>74882342
Crooked Hillary is trying to get Bernie fans on her side
https://twitter.com/TrampyKnight/status/733288848008978432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeqGvsu44Ec
NOT HAPPENING
>>74882342
Crooked doesn't cut it any more
Let's just use all the words
fresh OC for you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeqK6zQWKds
>>74882515
>Kinky Clinton
>>74882342
You should add the flags of whichever middle eastern governments contributed to her "charity" on the right.
>>74882473
I'm not sure why it's supposed to bother me. I like that song.
Trump must win to avenge our Austrian brothers.
>>74882363
It was if you were expecting it to be a metal gear solid game, like me.
If not then i guess its an okay game but endlessly repetitive
>>74882515
>Catawampus Hillary
spread it
>>74882515
Kinky Clinton works surprisingly well for Bill
>>74882473
c'mere bb gimme dat slav cock
>hillary has 6 more months of floundering to do
feels good bros
>>74882551
I LIKE IT :)
>>74882222
here you are my man
MUH
DICK
>>74882504
>Crooked Hillary
>Bernie
>Trump
Have a life ya fucking moron.
>>74882450
And now there's this
https://twitter.com/DemsRRealRacist/status/734773338606817282
#NeverTrump BTFO
>>74882450
Hah, he admits it.
>>74882340
Can't hear what the fuck they're saying in that video.
>>74882597
I was expecting Peace Walker 2.0 and I got it.
>>74882003
>Rick Wilson still desperately trying to pretend he's relevant.
Just stop giving this cuck any attention.
Shapiro is a much funnier target in any case.
>>74882515
HOOKED HILLARY
>Mrs.Clinton, are you feeling alright?
>>74882608
Not for Hillary, though
“She’s a damn frigid bitch who prefers women; she won’t even compromise and be bi-sexual. All I hear is how much she despises penises; she thinks they are fucking ugly, like snakes.”
Bill mentioned, “The only time Hillary gets aroused or agree to ‘play sexy’ is after she snorts coke. But, even then, she’s rigid and frigid. Hillary goes ape-shit crazy–I mean screams, hits, and cusses–if I touch her breasts! Right after we started fooling around, she warned me to stay away from her tits, even telling me: ‘If you want to nurse–go home to your momma!’”
http://theamericanmirror.com/sally-miller-hillary-and-her-coke-habit/
>>74882642
thanks
wallpapers for my fellow MAGAmen
>>74882551
That is awful, I see why your economy is failing
uhhhh...
/pol/ BTFO !
how will /pol/ ever recover ?
#I'mWithHerNow
>>74882342
Le Dilbert Man's take on her new slogan.
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144816352346/battle-of-the-campaign-slogans
>Now let’s look at Clinton’s new slogan.
>We’re Stronger Together
>Clinton’s slogan uses all of the persuasion techniques listed below.
>1. None
>>74882735
It's that way by design so people start trying to look up the transcripts
>>74882645
I want to milk her and freeze the boobyjuice, then eat it like ice cream when I watch trump get inaugurated
>>74882813
This again? It's nothing
>>74882322
Where's that pic from?
Who is it?
>>74882813
Makes no sense to me, seems like a deflection to flip it back on Trump. Don banged supermodels, he's got no need for 15 year olds.
>>74881996
>chrome
>windoze
>fagmeter
>drumpf
kill yourself blood bag
>>74882813
You really didn't think they wouldn't try to spin this at Trump in some way did you?
>>74882813
>Doesn't know what pleading the fifth means
>>74882813
E V I D E N C E
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>>74882959
>>74882813
also
>dailywire
trash
>>74882653
>86%
Holy shit, Reince Priebus called it.
>90% or more of the party is going to get in line, and those who won't will have to deal with it.
>>74882783
Speaking of hating penises
> Last year there were 10,000 murders committed with guns. Out of a gun-owning population of nearly 80 million, that gives us a rate of 0.000125 murderers per 100 gun owners.
> Meanwhile, out of a male population of 119 million, nearly 250,000 a year commit violent sexual assualts -- molestation, pedophilia, rape. This gives a rate nearly 10 times as high, of 0.00197 rapists per 100 men.
> If those numbers mean we should ban guns to stop murder, shouldn't we also ban penises to stop rape? No one NEEDS a penis... modern medicine can fertilize eggs using stockpiled sperm, or sperm collected from trained government-employed professionals.
> Isn't it time we stop listening to the penis lobby, and ban these dangerous genitals from the untrained public?
The scary thing is, you can see Clinton saying this, can't you?
Heads up.
Broaddrick, Jones and Willey will be on Hannity around 5pm.
https://twitter.com/atensnut/status/734823140962897921
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/program/sean_hannity/
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Sean-Hannity-Show-247-s239903/
http://www.iheart.com/live/the-sean-hannity-show-247-6706/
http://radio.securenetsystems.net/v5/WAIM
>>74882805
I decided to do it instead of taking my siesta.
Don't blame me
>>74882645
>pepperoni nips
Mmmm
>>74882813
>Epstein asked if he's ever talked to Trump in the presence of an underaged girl
>HEADLINE: Trump Spitroasted An Underage Girl With Epstein
Wew.
Even then this hurts Hillary just as much as it "hurts" Trump. They're really fucking desperate now.
how many hours early should I go to the rally
>>74883016
i bet that guy hates bernie sanders
>>74883090
LIKES bernie sanders god dang it
>>74882645
>jewbs
Why does she jewish boob genes?
>>74882813
I' imagine the original context was pleading the 5th to literally *anything* about sex parties with underage girls. Not just Trump.
Libs and cuckservatives like to make shit up by removing context to change the meaning.
>>74883019
WHY THE FUCK DO I ONLY HEAR ABOUT THESE THINGS AFTER I'VE ALREADY BOOKED AN APPOINTMENT?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS SHIT BETTER HIT YOUTUBE
>>74883019
WHY THE FUCK DO I ONLY HEAR ABOUT THESE THINGS AFTER I'VE ALREADY BOOKED AN APPOINTMENT?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS SHIT BETTER HIT YOUTUBE
The delegates, Dahnald.
>>74882141
ayyyy it's my old ship
>>74883090
he's a shitty programmer from sweden or some shit
of course he likes bernie
>>74882813
I'm absolutely sure that he did not did anything to those grills. It is physically impossible.
>>74882924
It's genius. He wants his voters to get deeper into the discourse, to notice what happens behind the scenes.
>>74883016
Maybe when she's stoned. It wouldn't surprise me if she believed this, but she lies so much she rarely says what she means.
>>74883065
>>74882813
The victim who blew the whistle on Epstein and his pals said Trump was a perfect gentleman and wasn't involved in any of the abuse.
Trump saw young girls in Epstein's pool, but all he thought was "oh how nice, he lets the neighbourhood kids use his pool"
Naive maybe, but he's not involved in any of Epstein's shit. Unlike many of Epstein's pedo friends he dropped all contact as soon as the charges came to light.
>>74883155
>>74883202
I'm sick of this meme
>>74882813
The Don didn't know that kike on a personal basis.
Also, PROOFS.
Updated someone else's OC this am.
>>74882645
>you will never suckle on Ivanka's zipple
>>74883155
>>74883202
Wait what the fuck, how on earth did that happen?
Trump goes into an old-timey duel, his choice of weaponry
What does he use?
>>74882924
that bitch is vomit inducing material
Can someone make Caesar Trump, the guys behind him Milo, Rand, Christie, etc and make the guy on the horse Cruz?
>>74882653
easily the best twitter account of this election. he did an interview on the daily caller a couple weeks back, he definitely lurks here
>>74882645
Nice. I can finally jerk off to her fully. Mhm god I'm sick.
>>74883397
Swords of course
>>74883321
I imagine that laughing face sounding like this
https://youtu.be/64cWzSaiaWQ?t=27
>>74882813
>"there is a possibility that Bill's child rape ring connection may or may not have known Trump therefore Trump is a rapist and we should vote for Hillary and Bill"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QApICxqiZcw
>"As much as I’ve been investigated and all of that, you know, why would I —- I don’t even want -— why would I ever want to do e-mail?" she's seen on tape telling Peter Paul on home video captured at a fundraiser.
>"Can you imagine?" she said.
>>74882813
Hello friends i'm Donald Trump
I touch little girls in their rumps
im obligated to, collect your taxes
ill break into your house with a bunch of axes
i may stumble across my neighbors mum
ill tell about my small lump sum
after that ill put er in a muzzle
now im doing the sex offender shuffle
She's already lost. She's been branded with the Don's mark of death.
C̯͇̣̯̳̗R̬̖̣̣̥̠̫̜̻̕O͕͓̹̳͕͖̣̙͜͠O̴̟̥͉̼̜K̨̼̗͖̖̲͘͞E͝҉̵͖͍̳̞̻͎D̻͖̜̟̤̀ ̬̖̻͚͇̠͚͘͜H͕̻̤͞I̧̭͕̱͖͞L̷̩̫̙̝̱̥Ḽ̸̦̞Á̛͎̙̠͍͙͔̕R̶̛̯̝̱Y̞̦̤͚ͅ
͖̟
>>74882910
>none
Fucking kek, just read it
>>74883309
>Naive maybe, but he's not involved in any of Epstein's shit. Unlike...
>>74883448
Everytime I think about jerking it to Ivanka I just can't go through with it. I'd feel like I was disgracing the God Emperor.
>>74883155
>>74883202
Oh my. Isn't this something?
>>74882642
Have these in return.
>>74882003
After sacrificing his career in her defence, Ben Shapiro finally gets a night alone with Michelle Fields
Listening to Hannity, and watching Bernie muted, it occurred to me the signs they're holding at the Berniemania rally might as well say "have faith"
>>74882450
Readers can't trust that Ricky actually believes what he says
>>74881930
Silver medal furfag. Try harder.
>>74883209
Cmon now girls, the delegates
>>74883687
thanks m8
>>74883704
Did Tommy Chong introduce Bernie?
JEWGLE IS TRYING TO FUCK US
>>74883016
>filename
>millionare
the man is a fucking billionare
>>74883556
[eats soul]
>>74883658
You're probably right. But then again, I have like so much passion fot them. Idk man, I'll think about it. She's still hot though. MAGA
>>74883768
>1. Don't do it fur muneyz.
top kek
That toupee don't even payz taxes
Anyone here watch Ghost?
>>74883729
Poor girl is probably looking for Melania in the crowd.
>>74883816
who cares, his opinion is worth less than a buck.
>>74883901
>cans externally
>>74883908
I recognize that bulge!
oh wait...
>>74883768
My pleasure.
>>74883808
>googling 4chan
>>74883908
Also, I bet Ted smacked the shit outta his kids and Heidi for that incident. I couldn't imagine how embarrassed and mad he was after seeing that photo.
>>74883350
Nice. What does the Latin mean?
>>74884078
Hillary is that you
Answered my own question. Tommy Chong was supposed to be at the East LA Bern rally, but they cancelled on him last minute. No DUDE BERN WEED?
https://twitter.com/tommychong/status/734804730887606272
>>74883768
you should swallow for more >>74884041 pleasure
>>74884078
its more likely than you think
>>74883808
I wanna fuck you
>>74884122
If you want peace, prepare for war.
>>74884187
What about me, stranger? Wanna give Ol' Ben some love?
>>74882597
sadly the publishers cut funding short and a lot of the final content was missing such as another chapter that included the run up to the big boss fight with sahalanthropos.
Apart from that it's one of the better MGS games.
Hopefull when Trump gets elected he can Make Action Great Again
>>74882645
Ivanka Trump, nipples protruding, was very respectful to MUH DICK
>>74882342
Stronger Together sounds like some diversity training bullshit that you'd be forced to go to by HR
>>74882504
The best part about the Nevada shananigans is that Hillary got two or three extra delegates by pulling this shit. She was literally 200 delegates ahead, not even counting superdelegates. They didn't have to pull this, but they stupidly did it anyway.
If Barbara Boxer trolling Bernie supporters isn't an endorsement for Trump, I don't know what is. This is material for a Trump commercial.
>>74883908
> The kids of his opponents wish that he was their dad
>>74883789
Nah, there were only two white guys there
Hillary, at SEIU today, had no white men for the camera
>>74884310
that's right Ken
>>74884320
>Stronger Together sounds like some diversity training bullshit that you'd be forced to go to by HR
>>>74882504
It also sounds straight up commie, like "It Takes a Village...", that shitty book she wrote.
>>74884303
>trump winning with less whole campaign
>this is a bad thing somehow
>>74884303
>mfw when Trump-sama says he's "/pol/-oriented"
>>74882645
is this REAL
>>74884467
I don't think anyone wsa trying to say it was bad
>>74884310
muh nostalgia
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
Jake Tapper is feeling the Johnson. Wonder why he isnt trying to stump him?
>>74883397
What gun does he carry? He would Indiana Jones a nigga.
>>74884492
that was amazing
>>74884492
>My internet People
>>74884553
oh god damnit its that fucking guy again
>>74884553
it knows
>>74883155
>>74883202
We need to go derper!
>>74884553
>A literal man
>>74884558
>Kike shilling for le ebin meme party
>>74884380
it always makes me laugh how she buys off audiences and stacks them with YOUF, mystery meat browns and white women, despite the fact her only support is from old people and black women according to polls
>>74883658
I agree. She's attractive but I can't disrespect the man who will MAGA
>>74884492
Wait what? When? Was it during a rally?
>Tapper shilling for Gary "Just Cuck My Borders Up" Johnson
>>74884553
>hey guise
>4chan is rigging the elections for hillary
>they cancelled bernvotes
>don't believe anyone
>vote hillary bros
>>74884553
>Implying 4chan needs to do anything to get Shillary supporters and Bernouts to go at eachothers throats
* * * T R I G G E R E D * * *
>>74881996
W2c Trump figure
>MSNBC, "JOBS, TRADE THREATEN TO TURN PENNSYLVANIA RED"
Paint it red, Little Donald!
>>74884553
5th Column
>>74884553
Aren't normies afraid of this guy?
He's more dangerous to careers than Michelle Fields.
Don't bring him here pls, avoid at all costs
>>74884812
archive link pls
>>74884306
Yeah i know but:
>"plot" including "twist" already figured out by fans as soon as trailer #1 hit the net
>Literally no fucking story, especially for MGS standards
>main missions feel like side missions
>side missions feel like grinding challenges
>every single oportunity to do something cool with characters or story boils down to "some guy", "because reasons" and "muh hypnosis magic"
>miller's and ocelots actions in particular make ABSOLUTELY no sense at all
that being said the gameplay mechanics are GOAT and the graphics are good
>>74884812
God is too nice to us, he keeps gifting us with buttmad liberals. I don't know how much more I can handle before I die from happiness.
>>74884812
>Kurtzleben
>>74884975
it is npr they dont make money
>>74885044
oh ok thanks rabbi
>>74884973
its a psychopath tranny that makes video "games" you'll be alright
>>74884701
That cuck faggot will bleed votes from the dems anyway.
>>74885115
true
>>74884678
She had like two white dykes, the rest were 'minorities', mainly Asian. Pandering's a hard habit to break.
>>74884078
Herro herro great reader, how is the brain damage?
huh... makes you think....
>>74881792
Who Anaheim rally here?
>>74885113
I mean he's a pain in the ass who comes here and threatens himself... keep him away
>>74884963
Sorry about the shit image. Try this.
>>74885327
Just like her saying Trump was pandering to the NRA, WHILE SHE WAS ADDRESSING A FUCKING TRAYVON MARTIN FOUNDATION GROUP. She's a disaster.
>>74884325
noice. patrician refrence
now for my impersonation of a brit trumpgenner
>oi mate I put a cheeky 100 on Trump
>also pic related
Rato meme conversion service only $22 for a conversion of up to 10 memes. High quality service, 80% of raised funds will be donated to Trump's campaign
>>74885450
>Le champion of women's rights
>>74885450
I don't get it.
>>74885456
DELETE THIS
>>74885456
Wish he would come to the bay area. Maybe he doesn't want to expose the silent majority here. It would probably end badly.
>>74885450
Where is Michelle Obama? #Racist #WhiteSupremacy
>>74885450
>women doing manual labor
pfft
>>74884975
Nothing really valuable in the article, it's what we've been hearing for a while now
>Hillary will get a bump when she gets the nomination
>It's still too early to judge these polls
>Both Hillary and Trump have the highest unfavorabilities in history
etc.
>>74885579
>mfw my rato memes are losing value
Just like my pokemon cards, I will cherish them forever and keep them for myself if they have no value
I appreciate the hot meme though, it made me giggle.
Well my 8hrs of hanging in this fag infested hell hole are over.
MAGA
See you all tomorrow.
rate my latest creation
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/57436dac683ef-face-of-american-youth.php
Featuring Feminem and Burrito el loco(Rehab Nigger Wannabe Spic)
>>74885327
>>74884678
It's pretty obvious that Hillary is pandering to blacks and hispanics. If Trump can make that about whites, he wins, since 60% of the US is white.
Hillary will try pandering to women too, but Trump already called her out on that. The more she panders, the more offensive it is to the desired demographic, since it proves Trump is right.
The question is whether or not Trump can call Hillary out for slicing and dicing the electorate like a typical politician, while not alienating any demographic.
JONES, WILLEY AND BROADDRICK ON HANNITY IN TEN MINUTES.
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/program/sean_hannity/
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Sean-Hannity-Show-247-s239903/
http://www.iheart.com/live/the-sean-hannity-show-247-6706/
http://radio.securenetsystems.net/v5/WAIM
>>74882342
>Deutsche Bank
???
Bernie cucked by Trump fans at rally:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4VLna7Lo2o
Skip to 9:04 and observe Maximium Overcucking
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/734845393821831168
>>74886059
>No one noticed that shit
>>74886132
>>No one noticed that shit
Except everyone watching the rally online or on TV
I have the perfect branding nickname for Donald that could kill his campaign.
This branding would be worth millions in the wrong hands.
For the sake of our counary, I will not sell it.
>>74885450
>all of this hard work so we could end up with the most corrupt candidate for president by far
we did it girls
>>74886059
>that fag from The Young Roaches introducing
ech
>>74885902
Pretty good, first time I've bothered to watch that video. I want to break that wigger shit like a twig.
I'd love to see him step through that gate with no cameras.
>>74886234
Is it something devastating like "Sexy Don?" That'd really sink him.
>>74886208
Besides them, of course.
>>74881930
Daily reminder Awoo was a sliding tactic used against us in /pol/harbor
>>74885910
No, Trump shouldn't, and won't, pander to any demographic but appeal to all Americans. As he says, he's a uniter.
America first
On the topic of Hillary's newest slogan being yet another failure
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144816352346/battle-of-the-campaign-slogans
New Scott Adams
Soon, brothers...
>>74886234
No you don't.
>>74885910
crooked hillary doesn't understand half of all beaners in the US live in commiefornia, she's alienated the entire rustbelt, which is majority white working class
if trump wins those, we win
>>74886234
Something like this?
>>74886326
It does not play to his masculine strength.
>>74886372
Yes, I do.
>>74886234
Hi anonymous, drop me an email at [email protected]. Together we can gas the mudslimes, class war soon!
>>74886326
גוי דונלד
Any other option isn't going to please the investors.
Any legit MAGA hats on eBay? I need one quicker than Trump can ship one to me.
>>74886234
I think the only nickname that would end his campaign is "Mister President"
Because he'd have won at that point
>>74885450
I'm starting to love this "makes you think" meme
It implies nigs and libs are too dumb to think without a ham-fisted attempt at being deep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88
>>74886466
>God of Rage
Stop stealing my titles, AND my delegates Donald.
Those delegates can't hide forever.
>>74881930
AWOOOOOVEMENT
>>74882473
The irony of you posting our media to try and make fun of us. How does it feel to know the entire modern world, including your shithole of a country, copy us in almost every thing we do?
>>74886666
Oh fuck
>>74886607
>tfw black percentage
Hill? Where's my pills?
Beloved burgerfriends, will the god emperor reach his crushing goal of over 50% ahead of schedule and under budget?
>>74886666
get thee behind me, Satan
>>74886478
Yeah, and my dad works for Sega. The Dreamcast 2 is coming out next year
>>74886666
OH MY HOLY FUCKING SHIT
.THE DEVILS QUADS
>>74886824
where we're going, we won't need dicks to rape
>>74886715
Oh shit, time to become a #SatanMissle.
>>74886742
>your shithole of a country,
we don't have spics, niggers, serbs, gooks and we are not minority here.
also, we have 30 days paid vacation per year and free education and health care.
kill yourself
>>74886845
I predict he will hit 50% by June 11, 4 days after taking California decisively.
>>74886666
Yes...YES! THE REPEATING NUMBERS...I HAVE TRIED FOR SO LONG.
Soon...the delegates...will be mine!
>>74886742
That's one of my favorite things when I think about why being an American is fucking fantastic. All these ass ravaged Euroshits talking nonstop about our politics and affairs, consuming our media, emulating our culture, fawning and obsessing over our people. It's just so amusing.
Here we fucking go:
>http://www.talkstreamlive.com/player.htm?as=4799&s=16439&k=49977110-8479-4589-b408-a9c588389c3c
Hannity has the Clinton victims on NOW!
>>74886007
GET IN HERE
>>74886580
Bump.
Pls.
HANNITY NAO
>>74886975
is it time to finally rest, Hillary?
I take Scott Adams with a grain of a salt. He predicted McCain and Romney would win.
>>74886984
>free
>Croat intellectuals
HAPPENING
>>74887104
Yes, free, you dumb 24/7 working mule.
>>74884553
This disgusting creature won't fuck off for good.
>>74884553
Who the fuck is Brian Wew?
>>74886366
>http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144816352346/battle-of-the-campaign-slogans
>Hillary has plenty of strengths, including her great mastery of the issues
That's a pretty unconvincing little nugget to throw in there to convince people you aren't biased. What fucking mastery? On every issue she has gotten blown the fuck out by Trump.
>>74887088
Romney might have won if he didn't vanish the last few months of the election. McCain just made poor choices.
>>74887013
That clip of Bill saying the 'the Republicans are good at de-legitimizing us'
Top fucking kek.
>>74887161
>free
>Croat Intellectuals
I rest my case
>>74886666
AND I CAST YE OUT YOU DEAMON OF OLD, SLAVE TO THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN, MAY YE FIND REST IN THE PITS OF HELL. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, VACATE THIS PLACE, AND TAKE YOUR FIENDISH WAYS WITH YOU!
RAPE DETAILS IS ANYONE RECORDING THIS?
TOP KEK
Based Bernie cucks
>>74882750
You're not alone.
>>74884310
Right you are, Ken.
>>74885579
Rato Market crashing! Surge in the Ill Bill Market! Buy Buy Buy!
t. Jim Cramer
>>74882515
KNURLY CLINTON
>>74887302
I...will never...stop....going...for the..hnnng....delegates...
Never never NEVER
>>74887253
My favorite part of the tranny Michelle theory is that Michael was actually a linebacker at Oregon State. Go Beavers!
>>74886441
This is of course why leftists want to remove the electorate college and give the vote to "the people". Instead of the States each having equal votes, the Leftists only have to campaign in huge population states like Florida, California, Texas, etc. This is the same exact deceptive rhetoric they used in the 17th amendment. By taking the election of senators away from the State legislatures and giving it to the "people" (sounds democratic, right?), all they did was reduce State's rights and empower the Federal government, yet again. The "people" already have a half of the Congress that represents them, it's literally called the House of Representatives.
>>74887469
You don it now nigger
ayy lmao,
Mr. rato
the zealot who
In time due
was indeed stumped
and indubitably trumped
crying in his hole
listens to his mole
nested in the campaign
and all he can do is complain
as he holds that bible high
as about his affairs he lies.
But now despite his rage,
he is just a rat in a cage
Shaking in his tiny space,
he JUST couldn't keep pace.
With such a powerful man
doing all that he can
to win for his country
is it right to be sultry
and lose your long longfused temper
at the hands of the God emperor?
So why, Raf
are you a laugh
I'll tell you why
its how you cry
How you wail
until you turn pale
Mah dahnald
Muh Trump
But God disliked liars
and it would take pliers
to make you stop fibbing
about the delegates you been getting
through under the table deals
with people slimy like eels
you stole one from carson, a test
to be sure you could and said with jest
"I'm not in touch with them, not then"
But you didn't give it back to ben
So soon you went on
trying to stump the don
copying the words ofyour better
his rhetoric down to the letter
soon after the robot followed you
and you led him to the don without a clue
of how he would glitch
a tear too large to stitch
and how the little man fell
into a puddle of sweat and smell
oh what a fall from grace
and straight out of the race
>>74887277
free
>>74887567
You were just faster then yeb
and tried to spin your little web
of conservative values
that you could misuse
in the hearts and minds of people with
open hearts and minds for you to smith
but your words are for a mayrtr
who is blinded by those smarter
And who better than Glen Beck
To fly on to the bloodied deck
That your campaign comprises
so you should have seen the suprises
that he was of no use at all
and only aided your fall.
The priesthood rises he said,
but of which god, the neo who is dead,
or the living god of old
whose chosen haven't sold
His name for fame or profit
but instead see themselves as unfit
to meet His wonderous gaze
and only pray that he will not raze
Them with the rest of those who decry
His works as works of some cosmic die.
So why did you team up with kasich
you should have known he was a basic
simple guy from ohio
whose whole bio
is only a sparse few lines
of where he slopily dines
Even pancakes knew you hid something
and your alliance amounted to nothing
He saw through the veil
and a flash of your hairless tail
for what you truly are
a soul whose as black as tar
as far from god as Jack of the Lantern
whose deciet flies from its decanter
So to Indiana you went
determination almost spent
To give it one last stand
And issue a demand
That you be given a chance later
at a convetion to cater
to those who fear change
and do not posess the range
of prediction to comprehend
what could happen if there was an end
to the rules which so constrained
speech of the masses whose support for you waned
as your outburst became more outrageous
and the fear of you more contagious
But now you're gone
And alls left is Don
So goodbye Rafeal Edward Cruz
I hope you like cement shoes
>>74885044
They need to be dismantled, quick. I thought we look down on government funded propaganda.
They even hosted a Dem debate but no Republican debate.
>>74884553
Fucking what? What part of 4chan? 4chan has a lot less influence than these idiots think, or maybe I'm wrong, since meme magic does indeed seem to be working if even plebs and normies are starting to BELIEVE in the power of positive thinking.
>>74887427
What a strange looking man.
>>74887614
buy 1 get 1 free
>>74887621
I totally read that
>>74887646
>maybe I'm wrong
This.
>>74887709
free
>>74887567
>>74887621
I loved your pasta the day you did it. If I was better at reading outloud I would dramatize it for you.
>>74887713
thank (you)
>>74887646
>Fucking what? What part of 4chan?
If anyone asks where the cauldron of trolling nexus is, make sure and direct them to >>>/b/
NEW THREAD
>>74887818
>>74887818
NEW THREAD
>>74887818
>>74887818NEW THREAD
>>74887818
>>74887818
>>74887784
Thanks m8
Will be doing one on trump
>>74887484
People gotta realize the extent to which the Republican party, and its candidates, have been controlled opposition for the last 10 years or so at least. Romney through that election. Even if he had won, we would have gotten basically the same policies - probably just less race baiting. The Dem dominance is a meme - proven to be by what has happened with the rise of even a competent candidate for the GOP.
Even better for us though, Trump is basically a god and is competent as fuck, while Hillary is a big fat mess. Landslide soon famalam
>>74887751
Free in the 1984 sense, you mean? Where everything is the opposite of what the State says.
>EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T BANNED IS MANDATORY
>>74887830
it might have been true a few years ago, but /b/ has become even more cancerous than before (if you can believe it) now its just trap threads and retarded shit. all the old /b/ migrated to /pol/
>>74887998
Yeah, but the normies don't need to know that. So shut up.
>>74886666
SUPER SATAN RATO GO AWAY
