I will start;
I support my wife and daughter.
I pay my taxes.
I poor in the loo.
>>74840703
>poor in the loo
>He can't spell
>Looks like he is lying.
>>74840703
>I poor in the loo.
Poverty will remain inescapable until we dismantle captialism.
>>74840810
Idiot
I'm Italian therefore white.
>>74840703
I can spell.
>>74840703
I'm mad that I own land outright and still have to pay an absurd amount of tax each year for essentially nothing.
Fucking jews
>>74840703
I dont leach off of the goverment.
I have a job and make 40k a year.
I hope to setle down and start a family soon.
![1463999598001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d8lgAJX.jpg "1463999598001[1].jpg")
me irl
>>74840912
ahahahahaha
About to leave to go to my salary job
>>74840703
i still play catch with my dad
I support my wife's son
I'm a male feminist
I pee while sitting down
>>74840703
I graduated high school and have a father.
>>74841010
plastic handrails.
son i am disappoint.
>>74840703
Blue-eyes masterrace
I have blue eyes and own land in two Western states.
My name is bill
I have never been arrested from the police
I went to my son's piano recital
>>74841048
sorry but not a single drop of american blood flows through my veins
>>74841138
>I graduated high school
That doest mean shit, most niggers also finish high school
>>74840703
I'm privileged enough to study philosophy and history at a top 100 American Uni without taking out student loans because my parents are wealthy
>>74840703
sorry anon but australians aren't white only europeans and north americans are white
>>74841010
I have one of those cups. Well actually two but one them fell off the roof of my car when I forgot it was up there
I received an aboriginal scholarship for university.
I have a father
>>74841474
And I also know him!
>>74841373
i don't have the power to forgive you for this
I believe all races are equal.
>>74841390
um, no , no they do not, no not ever no no no
>>74841516
how can you be white when you don't celebrate Easter?
I'm a virgin at 26.
>>74841457
watch out for the village rapist
I don't want children
I have less college and employment opportunities than everyone else.
>>74840703
I talked my wife's boyfriend into voting for Trump.
>>74840809
POO
O
O
>>74841659
easter
>>74841010
Nice legs m8
>>74840703
Went in the Nationalist March 11.11.2015.
>>74840703
>I support my wife and her daughter
ftfy
>>74840809
>Predictive text = can't spell = poo logic
How many organs did u sell to get an internet machine?
I graduated university.
(but actually I'm half turkroach)
>>74840912
>Italian
>white
Wew lad
>>74840912
Same here
(Regione?)
I go to brunch.
>>74842215
hello my white friend
Piedmont here
>>74842183
Easter?
>>74841544
Your government data says otherwise
I have a father. And a dog.
>>74842011
>Gets butthurt
>tries to talk about money and internet
>he himself is so poor that he has a shitty connection and can only upload a 13 kb, 251x232 res pic in OP
>he shitposts to control his underage depression.
>>74841423
Enjoy your shitty liberal arts degree and future career pouring my Starbucks, faggot.
>>74842495
POO IN LOO
>>74842586
>settlerPride.jpg
I like water polo
I shoot heroine up my veins on a daily basis.
I love to get fucked by niggers
I love all people except for cis white scum
I know my dad.
>>74842495
Man, Indian shitposters are the best.
I think shitposting as faraway from the loo as possible may be the trick.
>>74842495
Pakishitstick uses jap meme cos female counterpart can't poo in loo
>>74840703
>I'm white, born to white parents.
>What else is there to prove?
I drive a SAAB and I have 1488 tattooed under my foot.
I dont have any wife nor friends
Jobless
I take a shower every day and of course poo in the loo and dont own any pantaloons.
>>74843252
>1488 tattooed under my foot.
Why bro?
>>74840703
I am privileged.
>>74843407
as a goof
>>74840912
>>74840703
I can read cursive.
>>74843196
Little roo roo is so cute when he is angry and edgy.
3
>>74842353
Tuscany here btw
Have a white day!
i have green eyes but im irish am i still white
>>74843407
I fap to lolis
I'm a 27 year old beta male virgin who lives in my parents' basement shitposting on a mongolian animation forum while claiming to be the master race for having blue eyes, white skin, and blond hair despite being 300 pounds overweight.
1.) I have a job that I pursue with diligence and fidelity
2.) My marksmanship is godly
3.) No drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes
Only my dad is white, though.
>>74843858
>"green" eyes
nah
>>74840912
Mexicans -» USA
=
Italians -» Germany
>>74843170
But if most of us shitpost when we are using the loo, when do indians shitpost? >>74843170
>>74843532
>>74844186
I'm sorry but white nations are speaking here, no one wants to buy your kebab now, shoo! be gone!
>>74844158
>prove you're white thread
>proves that he isn't
>HS graduate
>hold a job
>use an android and not iShit
>have a TV and Xbox that weren't stolen
>have not beheaded anyone for eating cookies while I'm on a diet (sandnigs)
>don't generally listen to rap
>appreciate the rock
>watch Jap cartoons in spare time
On a side note, why do niggers love iShit so much anyway? That shit is expensive and everyone knows they have no money.
>>74844281
Uncle Adolf taught us that a degenerate can never be white.
If you smoke, drink, and take other drugs, the best you can do is look white.
>>74844192
Makes you think
>>74844264
If you were white, you'd have won a battle or two.
But you didn't, you lost to Africans. At least the Germans lost to other white people.
>>74843627
Ooh curry bait
https://youtu.be/8l8x36fjvjk
Check the flag
>>74840703
My father took my mother's last name.
>>74844795
How is your country even real?
>>74844682
But we won more wars that you did. Against your brothers ans sisters and fathers as well(Italo-Turkish war).
>>74844883
Beats me
>>74844987
>Italy
>won wars
Excuse me but post-20th century Italy is pretty much the opposite of "won wars"
>>74840703
I'm a cuckold fetishist.
>>74840703
My last name is germanic and my name is italian
I can trace my ancestors like 150 years
ALL of them are from Europe ( North of Italy, South of Germany and North East of France) (Literally zero jews, all Catholic or Protestant)
I know my dad
I like mayonnaise
I have red beard (not neckbeard)
I pay taxes
>>74845089
>>74841659
well considering Jesus was a composite character and the vatican is just the old rome, in other words Jesus in the bible never existed.
>>74845082
Did you already forget how you got your asses kicked in WWI or in any war that ever mattered?
Try being better at diplomacy perhaps, and slow down on that autism.
I'm a doctor
>>74841822
keep prepping that bull
>>74843979
hentai or real ones?
>>74841188
Ayy
>>74845141
>Argentina
>White
Disqualified.
>ARGENTINA IS WHITEEEEE
Shut up argie
>>74841010
>0% milk
You might has well drink water...
I can trace ALL my ancestors to Scandinavia back to the 15th century on my father's side and back to the 17th century on my mother's side.
I am probably whiter than 99.9% of /pol/
>>74845298
Breh, we did most of the asskicking before the Allies were able to push us back.
>>74845489
Endangered especie you are.
>>74843614
shit i never realized they cant read cursive
>>74840703
>poor in the loo.
>>74845443
CHICANO
H
I
C
A
N
O
Hey mexibro why you hate argies so much?
>>74845568
>especie
I need to do more siestas and kms
>>74845568
Yeah, I feel like I have a duty to mate with someone who is also pure-blooded.
>>74841010
Bruh gomad doesn't work with 0% milk.
>>74845630
*do
>>74842586
Nah I'm already in grad school teacher lower level students ethics courses, so thanks but no thanks
>>74842495
LOO, POO IN IT you walking turd
>>74840703
I have bavarian heritage, sudeten german and some slovenian origin.
I voted based Hofer.
I would never breed with a disgusting brown non-white sow.
there is nothing I need to add to this to prove I'm white.
>>74845666
And you will do that. Good luck, satan!
I'm 26 and still live with my mother despite having a decent office job. Fucking Jews ruined rent in NYC
>>74845765
Why am I satan?
>>74840703
I make pipe bombs and have several connections to organised terro-- uh, I have a job
>>74845900
Breivik 2.0 when?
I'm an ashkenazi
>>74845983
Irish terrorists mostly target boxing matches these days, but if they went back to their old ways it'd be the Brits.
>>74845630
You'd wish I were mexican.
Half polish and half german here. I'm whiter than you could hope to be argie.
[spoiler] I have some kike thrown in though, so that sucks [/spoiler]
>>74845900
>pipe bombs
Casual.
>>74840703
I can only orgasm from being pegged by my gf.
I listen to ska, metal, and EDM, am Aryan, and can read/write fluently in cursive.
Do Jews qualify as white?
>Turn underarm facing sky in sun
>Look at veins
>If blue, you are white.
>>74847318
lol no
>>74840703
I make fun of other white people
>>74840809
Autocorrect screwed him because he's typing from his phone while on the toilet. But I wouldn't expect you to understand
My indian great grandmother wanted to taste the white man's cock. Now they can't stop.
>>74847471
Shit
RIP all based Jews.
Ashkenazi Jew here, am i white?
WE WUZ ROMANS
>>74840703
>>74841084
Ha!
>>74841537
This
Jep. Now thats a whigga
>>74846262
>half polish
>half german
>thinks hes white
