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Get in here, Ausfags! Time for a bit of bingo!
Watch with us:
>http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/join-the-discussion.htm
>http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-live-stream/IV1512H001S00
Prepare for Trouble; Make it Double:
>Christopher Pyne - Industry, Innovation and Science Minister
>Anthony Albanese - Shadow Infrastructure Minister
Don't forget to tweet along using #qanda for comments and @qanda for questions. I'm not sure if #factcheck has been shut down yet since it lost funding.
Will need a volunteer ticker-offer tonight, if anyone would be so kind. However, I kinda doubt if we'll get many squares with only two people on the panel.
'evening lads
>>74839621
real thread
whats garn on cunts
Lefties are gonna be running wild tonight. Don't think they'll be able to stand the Pyne bants
Here we go, the kiddy-fiddler vs the guy who can only ejaculate when he's in extreme pain.
>>74839892
Yeah nah get fucked cunt.
Boys
Who else is on the panel
>>74839718
>factcheck lost funding
This gave me a feel for some reason
>>74840139
It's literally just those 2
>>74840139
no one, just those two
>>74839892
There's something suss about this thread, but I can't quite work it out...
>>74840166
>>74840179
for what purpose
>>74839718
that commie twat from last week tonight can't be any worse right?
Time for some anger management class shit, mate?
>>74840231
I honestly think we can label Katie Tempest as being the worst thing on QandA this year.
>>74840230
m8, why are you mad?
We get to experience Pyne's bants L I V E
>>74840231
ride never ends
>>74840284
she did worse than clem ford, amazingly
>>74840304
But it will be very boring with just two.
They should give Pyne education back.
>>74840357
Amazing, I know.
>>74840284
>best thing
>>74840405
so he can shut down safe schools, right?
heads up lads
>>74840455
Anon, I... Well, that was some dedication.
>>74840455
I still don't know what the fuck she was going on about.
I am ready to be pissed off
>>74840284
I cant believe the leftist media shilled that she brought people to 'awe and tears' for her brilliance
IM READY
>>74840455
>mfw im the first post in the top left corner
Here we go lads
>>74840582
I need to know what she was on so I can avoid ever sounding that crazy.
It's time.
who /albo/ here?
>>74840583
i have a feeling this is going to be a lot of waffle between theese two. here we go
>>74840639
Well they aren't wrong
>Farcebook
Screw this
>>74840639
They got the "awe and tears" part right at least... Just not the brilliance.
stream on /pol/ instead why dontcha
>it's a labor/liberal debate
>>74840455
fuck that was hilarious
Streaming live on facebook what the shit is that?
>queer liberal
this guy sounds like a faggot about to cry
muh pols
>>74840733
That questioner. "I'm a strong liberal voter." Lies.
>I used to be a loyal X, but now I want karma for breaking it.
>that lisp
>that fag
>far right
already shit
>voting for liberals or labor
Why do people do this?
Would you watch The Sound of Music with Chris Pyne in it?
>45% Coalition
>32% ALP
>100% of questions are leftist marxist bullshit
this guy is retarded
Anyone who uses the phrase 'far right' to refer to Australian politicians can be safely ignored
I bet Pyne has pole fatigue
based pyne on sic bantz watch
Pyne is such a smartass I fucking love it
>>74840869
agreed
>Wahh why can't we be like other Liberal parties?
What's with all these head tilts from the audience?
what's happening cunts
B A N T Z
>>74840869
since when is based tones "Far right"
>>74840802
perfect
>hung parliament
>instability
fuck off pine. the hung parliament got shit done and everybodies lives kept on chugging along business as usual.
I'm sick of both sides of government shitting on about "muh instability and infighting" when it doesn't mean shit.
>>74840909
SHAFT's in charge of crowd control tonight
>>74840909
Too much Shaft.
>>74840909
Gotta get that fluid onto the feels side of the brain.
>Labor sucking off whoever is not a liberal supporter
This questioner sounds like he's about to burst into tears at the drop of a hat
perhaps some kind of trilby
>i want a leftist rightwinger
>i want fag marriage
>why u plebiscite
>>74840869
Anyone giving progressive media extra significance by asking them a question is not a conservative.
>The question that isn't a question.
BANTZ
>>74840922
Something Haraam, u probably wouldn't like it.
>>74840894
such a stuck up cunt, hes enjoyable to watch
Why do people oppose the gay marriage plebiscite? Is it just a cost thing, or is it something else? I haven't really cared enough to pay attention
>>74841102
Because fuck you your rights end where my feelings begin
>>74841102
The fag-enablers don't want it because they think it will get voted down.
>>74841102
they dont want people who dont agree with them to have a say
>>74840787
>>74840799
this obvious non-liberal shills lies have confirmed that the voter percentage for each party is bs
>>74840805
it would make the musical watchable. he's my favourite politican, I'd love for either Pyne or Joyce to be PM
>>74840802
who are you all voting for?
lol gay marriage
how is that even a real issue?
pyne 4 minister of banter desu
Oh boy we're coming back around to the six point plan meme again
where's Jaymes Diaz when you need him
>hurr government spending money is a bad thing
jesus christ
>>74841102
I'm against it because it's a cost thing.
There's literally no reason to not have homo marriage and it will boost muh economy.
>>74841102
It accomplishes nothing.
>>74841102
because a plebacite WILL vote no, and Gov WILL vote yes
>This stream is far better than the abc one.
The free market does it again.
>>74840946
Since being a white Christian with any view that is right of left is now 'far right'
Fuck I hate when politicians try to speak for us.
People only turned out to vote because you made it compulsory, cunts.
>>74841102
Plebiscites aren't legally binding like a referendum
>>74841154
Lib dems for me.
>>74841102
because a plebiscite on the transgender bathroom issue is next
>>74841181
no it's bad mate they will go onto pedo and tranny shit once it's passed
Should I fire up my twitter m8s?
Tell me something to tweet and I will get to it.
>>74841207
It'll never look as good as watching it straight off the mux desu
Fuck I missed the question someone plz reiterate it to me?
>my kids dont get jobs to pay off their uni debt
also, why is the plebiscite "hurtful"
if vast majority are in favor of fags why are cucks scared of a plepicite
>>74841181
Gay Divorce Court will be the funniest show on TV.
>>74841247
inb4 over half our budget over the next decade is dedicated to gender identity issues/policies
>>74841306
scared m8?
>Labor
>path back to surplus
>>74841325
>Who is going to balance the budget?
>government debt isn't a real problem
Say that to Greece :^)
>>74841309
Say something about how it's the current year and yet The Greens aren't on the panel tonight due to ABC bigots or some shit.
hey anyone remember that rudd-gillard-rudd period?
>>74841425
Hehue
fuck these questions are boring
>>74841404
>le "one political party is better at managing the economy than the other" meme
love this meme
>>74841309
>Where are the parties who matter?
And we don't mean the greens.
>>74841470
"fuck your feelings" questions havent come yet.
>>74841470
Yeah, we need more triggered leftists asking about gay marriage/safe schools
>>74841470
don't worry there will be rage inducing shit soon
MUH SURPLUS
YOU OWE THE MONEY TO YOURSELF YOU STUPID LIBERAL CUNTS
>>74841470
that's accelerationist talk.
That tweet
>Who will do the performance at the end of this
Chris Bantz doing freestyle rap please
>people are dumb enough to want the government to tax them out the ass then not do anything with the money all for the sake of muh surplus
kill me now
Fucking Jonesie cockblocking the banter
Enrolled to vote today...
Who's voting for One nation?
>>74841511
whoever wins, we lose, Tbh
have a nipkraut
>>74841641
Nobody
>actually voting
lmao nerd
Ill take that as a comment
>>74841660
noice
>>74841470
>>74841542
I'm confused, this show often enrages me but I look forward to the tumblr tier questions and logic
>>74841605
Why don't they read the poetry of old at the end? Oh, because fresh is best, from young diverse people..
>>74841606
How about you let people decide what they want to do with their own money
>WHY DO WE NEED AN ARMY?
>implying australia needs a defence force and we can't just outsource it to other cunts
>>74841665
come on mate... we gotta make australia great again
>5 years is too loooooooong
>i want golden age noooooooooooow
>why is defense spending so high?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA
It's as if he hasnt seen what kind of crap the ADF use.
>>74841665
pls explain
>draft dodger detected
wat do we need subs 4 lol
Fucking hell
>>74841605
Maybe Russell Brand's gf might come back again and give us some more awful slam poetry.
If we don't build the Subs, then we are inviting New Zealand to invade us.
>>74841727
We got the wild life that we could export to invade other countries.
The emu's would've finished ISIS by now.
>>74841727
literally the same cucks that will complain about our military alliance with the US
>>74841728
SERVICE ECONOMY
>mannafatyouring
why can't any of these southern fucks pronounce manufacturing correctly?
anyone else here enjoying watching friendlyjordies?
>>74841753
Was thinking the same thing
Even my half autistic uncle served in Nam
>>74841760
>why doesnt new Zealand need subs
CUZ THEY ARE PROTECTED BY US DUMB CUNT
Wish WA had a Xenophon the rest of the government had to suck up to desu
>Professor Ruse
>>74840455
>tfw my post is in the OC
>>74841760
Sinking boats you dumb commie
>>74841777
nah,
the indos and chinese would fuck us up without subs
I'm shocked by the amount of Pyne love in this thread. This fag wouldn't piss on your if you were on fire.
>>74841858
holy fuck
>>74841827
Their GDP is also like 10% of ours, what are they going to do, buy one and a half subs
>>74841848
Which one is it m8? I bet it was shit.
>emus build subs
>they have the right to do so you bigot
>we build subs
>what do we need an army for
Why the fuck do we have to cuck ourselves so much?
>Firefighting subs
>>74841815
I don't because sadly I'm not a beta Gen Y'er who blames the baby boomers for my own inability to be financially secure.
>>74841858
>one nation
>knowing anything ever
>these tweets
reeeeeeeee
>>74841827
>protecting NZ
Give it to the yanks.
>>74841935
"This is the literal embodiment of a carpet snake moment"
>Firefighting Subs
Fuck I didn't know they were that advanced. 50billion is a bargain
This question is pretty much "what about the stupid kids".
>>74842045
there's a lot of fires underwater
>>74841815
he isn't funny
garbage tweetman this week
get this shit off the air
If Pyne wasn't a pollie he'd be a teacher at an all boys high school
I like Pyne desu, he's got great bantz and lefties hate his guts.
>girt by sea
>not building a navy
>>74842017
Well that is okay then m8.
MANNAFATYURING
>>74842086
everyone wants everything for free
>>74842114
this
>>74842114
>implying reality is like warcraft 2
>>74842103
If Christopher Pyne lived in the ocean, he's be Christopher Brine.
>>74842103
He'd be the creepy drama teacher.
>>74842118
that's our native language u fuck wit.
>>74842097
>who /gong/ here
>>74842116
Thanks lad
SHUTDOWN
>>74842185
victorian get out
>We're all to blame!
>CHEAP COURSES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE
>>74841815
that cryptokike funded by Labor and RiseUp to produce dildolectic gen Y shit?
Yeah course, great. fukken bogans amirite guise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyELpE9CTa0
>>74842103
>Did someone say boys
I can just see him as one of them.
What's with 'muh NBN', people only want NBN to be able to torrent the latest Game of Thrones episode a few minutes faster
>>74842113
Joyce, Pyne and Abbott are based
>>74842118
ten biwwyun dollers and a miwwyun jobs
>>74842302
>people only want NBN to be able to torrent the latest Game of Thrones episode a few minutes faster
this is my favourite meme
>>74842302
>What's with 'muh NBN', people only want NBN to be able to torrent the latest Game of Thrones episode a few minutes faster
get off 4chan tony
>>74842302
Agreed, I also like Cormann desu
>>74842182
or the schoolyard rat
spaghetti alert
We got a clapper, you can cross that off the chart
CLIMATE CHANGE
thtas one right?
Stop misusing the word "decimated" you retard!
QT
>shill clap
>>74842302
fuck off ya cunt aus internet is 3rd world tier
QnA teaches us that public speaking is very difficult for the average person
>>74842302
>people only want NBN to be able to torrent the latest Game of Thrones episode a few minutes faster
We also need to shit post faster
>>74842395
kekaroo
>>74842451
>[mid-sentence swallow intensifies]
For real bantz we need all political parties represented in the panel, imagine the dynamic we had
>Liberals + Labor classic chat
>Greens for muh feels and tumblr buzzwords
>Liberal Democrats for freedom protection
>Palmer Party for carpet snakes
>One Nation for lefty rage
>Katter Party for muh farmers
>Motoring Enthusiast party for fuck all
It'd be beautiful
Theres been a net reduction in CSIRO workers
Please tweet the url for #factcheck
>>74842302
Pyne is on the 'left' of the party. He's good at bantz but isn't redpilled.
>>74842451
not everyone is tv presenter/interviewer/pollie, it's the basis of representative democracy.
fucking pimpled bitch got shut DOWN
>>74842486
This, and the sex party
>>74842422
It pisses me off when people use it improperly. It's supposed to mean reduced to one tenth of what it was before. Maybe she should have paid more attention in maths class to figure out what "deci" means.
This isnt as retarded as i thought it would.
they're not throwing shit at each other
waiting for "gender equality" meme
>more labor shill clap
>>74842338
>>74842364
Don't just respond with memes, give me a reason why we need to spend billions on the NBN other than torrenting tv shows faster.
Fuck making maths and science compulsory, kids don't need more reasons to want to kill themselves.
I had so much fun in my senior years because I got to do what I love.
>>74841963
>>74842040
>>74842090
>>74842273
>libshits mad as fuck because they can't refute based jordy
this episode is fucking shit
>>74842399
Fucking leave her alone, what if she has social anxiety?
The climate change researchers at CSIRO lost their jobs because after they presented that big report, they didn't have anything else to do.
>>74842542
the basis of representative democracy isnt that some people cant public speak... lol
>>74842561
I'd fucking love it if taxes only decimated my pay.
>>74841815
Hi Friendlyjordies give me a shoutout in your next video please
>>74842591
here's your (you)
>>74842429
so 3rd world tier that we can load videos and websties instantly, skype without delay
>>74842486
Swap Motoring Enthusiast Party for Fred Nile or some other hardcore conservative Christian fundie and it'd be gold.
>>74842629
it's that not everyone can be great at those kinds of jobs.
>>74842570
When (not if) the rest of the world is on gigabit speeds and we're still stuck on ADSL we'll have people like you to thank for it
>>74842672
speak for yourself you city dwelling faggot
what a nonsense response
left cunts
>we want promises now
cheeky cunt/10
>>74842570
Don't know senpai.
I guess spending money on telecommunications infrastructure hasn't ever allowed boosts to any countries economy ever.
I guess we should rip up all the copper and go back to snail mail.
>>74842591
errr did you even look at the picture you dumb cunt >>74842040
>>74842302
>ABBOTT
>BASED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74842731
whats the difference? why can't you wait an extra minute to download a tv series? maybe we'll end up becoming a nation with remarkable patience
>>74842486
need lambie m8
>>74842686
if you go back to ancient greece its a combination of factors
significant is that people couldnt all gather together and stop work to vote on things and have votes of millions counted
we've advanced far enough that we could give every citizen input on every policy but it'd be such a dramatic shift from historical democracy that it's not going to happen
Lots of points "factually not true"
Who would you father's have a beer with,
I wouldn't trust Pyne with my dog
Is this guy an alien?
>>74842842
>mfw some fag says based tones isn't based
>>74842302
m8 the national download porn faster network is vital for our economy of outsourcing all our shit to India and SEA.
Imagine the ability to send a video to post-production in the phillipines in 1 minute and then get it back 6 hours later for 1/3 of the cost here
t...t....t....today junior!
Holy shit I am sick of dumb ass kids talking about climate change
Read a book, Australia cannot affect global emissions in any meaningful way at all
>>74842737
I live in nimbin
>>74842785
but our telecommunications is fine, how would it even boost our economy?
>>74842842
the socialist alliance q&a is over at reddit friend :^)
>>74842533
What url?
>>74842864
>le "the internet is le only used for le piracy and porn" meme
ah yes the old classic
>>74842915
me too cunt how wet was she when you fingered her?
>>74842915
>>74842915
saturday morning anyone?
>>74842979
>nimbin
fucking stoner
Climate change,
Tell them bong smokers to start making cookies and it will go right down
>>74842920
tony literally leave.
>>74842979
> how would it even boost our economy?
Use your imagination there einsten.
Think of the technologies and industries around today that use the internet, then picture yourself in a period when the internet didn't exist.
There are technologies that don't even exist today that will be made possible by the NBN
>>74842931
so less jobs in australia and further push to globalization all for a few billion?
Not enjoying some jiggly bewbs on 10 твн
>>74842429
Game of Thrones S06E03 720p HDTV x265-HEVC aBuB-indofiles mkv - 180 MB
The video codecs are getting better at a faster rate than the raw technology can be updated, would this have happened if bandwidth was not an issue?
>>74842992
https://cpsu-csiro.org.au/
>>74842979
>Nimbin
DUDE
>>74842953
I read one of my grandpas books and it discusses the dangers of humans cooling the fuck out of the world through their pollution and shit which is blocking out the sun and lets out all the infrared
legit worried about the north freezing over and shit lel
>>74843016
dry and passed out
Oh fuck I'm late. What have I missed?
>>74843060
thicc
>>74843060
Fuck off retard.
>>74842953
>1.3% of global emissions
>hurr let's destroy our economy and power needs by building useless wind farms
Why is the left so retarded?
Nuclear when?
>>74843060
jewess
e
w
e
s
s
>>74843008
still cant give me a valid example/reason how it is beneficial other than downloading porn and torrenting faster
>>74842885
>>74842920
>>74842971
>>74842979
>but muh coal industry
>pic related
oh wait...
>>74843056
>implying we're wouldn't be content creators
>>74843103
Pynes been a cheeky cunt all night
>>74843060
Good for the dairy industry.
>>74843103
Nothing memeworthy.
this episode made me take three xanax to feel something
>>74843008
It's akin to saying that highways are only used by bikie gangs and child molesters and that we should use dirt roads since they're good enough. In fact why bother with electric lighting when candles are good enough?
>>74843149
they're the only responses you deserve ya derro shitcunt
>>74843138
Because children are stupid and children vote leftwing
>>74842915
Everything they say about girl-gamers on the in-game chat is true.
>Game of thrones
Just get foxtell you cheap cunts
>>74843149
filtered
>>74842979
>nimbin
>>74843149
Video conferences
>>74843051
but the internet does exist m8
>>74843167
>>74843174
Well that's alright.
>>74843095
Queenslander detected
where you at famalam
>>74843086
implying i want some poofter normie shit
>>74843149
People will pay for it
>>74843241
Cool. Upload gigs of content a day and let me know how many hours until you're too far behind to catch up
>>74843223
Are you in a long-distance relationship where she fucks people on the sly, per chance?
>>74842953
Exactly. We're like 1% of emissions or something? Go cry to China and Indonesia instead.
I have a friend in Singapore who can't go outside some days because China's smog and Indonesia's smoke from burning forests is unbreathable.
>>74843056
yep, you got it. CEO here, teleconferences with the managers and workers in >DESIGNATEDSTAN. Work gets done there.
Dunno what everyone else here will do though. Fuck around I guess.
>>74843149
filtered
>>74843103
>labor did it
>liberal did it
>>74843154
nice picture faggot, confirmed redditor
>>74843274
Adelaide desu, kek
>>74843154
Nice thumbnail newfriend.
>>74843149
people being able to run their own business online you twat
>>74843307
She's sitting on my bed right now. Sister on the other side of the world...business partner in singapore
>>74843223
yep, with workers in India.
>>74843215
>jewtel
Good goy.
Any queenslanders in this shit?
i need a fucking drink cunt.
>>74843339
ah shit
>>74843339
5006 here where you at brew?
>>74843339
woo 5031
>>74843210
i'm right and you know it m8, you only want it for torrentz
>>74843223
I video conference and the stream is instant and connection is good. Try again
>>74843312
Also CEO.
I actively avoid hiring women because more often than not they gossip and don't meet the workloads. You?
>>74843430
>>74843445
5091 lads
>implying all political donations shouldn't be banned
>>74843309
>bingo qt has friends
who knew
>>74843428
Gold coast reportin'
>>74843339
5088. pyne has won my vote for house of reps with this banter
>>74843445
s-same
>>74843472
>muh anecdotal evidence
>muh sample size of 1
Get fucked
>>74843358
people already do that just fine familia
>>74843531
You go to mile end anytime fitness?
>man
>using the word super-embarrassed
>>74843489
Exactly. Ban donations, interest groups, industry groups, all consultancy and NGOs and lets bring back some democracy
Also look at this race mixing cuckold
HERE WE GO
>white cunt with a mail order bride
>muh refugees
>>74843495
They're all overseas... I got left behind.
YELLOW FEVER
>>74843550
its fact, business that have international video conferences don't have issues. if you were in the corporate sector you'd know m80
>MUH REFUGEES
>quick find some brown people in the audience and focus on them
Muh sandniggers
of course that came from this cunts mouth
>MUH SMUG STUDENT MEMES ABOUT REFUGEES :PPPPP
I want to fucking murder.
>>74843578
>gym
nah, I'm hetreo
>>74843557
no they don't kill yourself
https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&ved=0ahUKEwjdhtG1l_DMAhWj4qYKHSjCCnIQFggjMAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.abc.net.au%2Fnews%2F2015-05-04%2Fhermant-my-internet-hell-part-2%2F6437314&usg=AFQjCNGtGlUHZwQ54X30VWNyQphRwo7J0w&sig2=OqvX-ET9ktlH_JhjFp0UDg&cad=rjt
>>74843628
we're all friends here ITT anon
>>74843419
Watching Jew tube using microjew windows,
Rubbing one out to porn care of jewlywood porn industry, paying Jewsltra for data pack to download Game of Jewz oh vey
>>74843329
>>74843348
Jokes on you!
I got it from /pol/!
>not sending all refugees to go work on farms for food and a roof over their head
>>74843520
I'm worried about Xenophon taking his seat desu, he really has a strong following of contrarians who know nothing about his party's policies.
>>74843661
kek no homo
Can't these cunts just fuck up for one episode? Jesus
wew lad
Holy shit, Pyne is crushing lefties so fucking hard
>Italian refugees are the same as allah snackbars
Nice false equivalency Chris
>>74843660
lets start a program where Australian students, because they are so tolerant and compassionate, take in a refugee to their homes :^)
>they DESERVE that 457 visa and nuts to the australians cheated out of a good job
>I'm a high population man
fucking dropped. I hope niggers enrich his home.
>>74843702
I would consider myself moderately educated in australian politics, and I have zero fucking clue what xenophon does.
What does he stand for?
FUCK YOU TONY
>>74843720
sure is stalling at the moment...
>I'm in favour of a higher population
Front row seat in the gas chamber
>>74843793
So intolerant. Every Australian student should be sent over seas to become refugees
>Italian refugees are the same as shitskin refugees
>>74843628
what state you at mate?
>inb4 melbourne
oooooooh, an ADF question, good mate
>>74843841
He crushed that question though
>THIS QUESTION
>THAT CLAP
DIAMONDS
based guy given nervous clap by commies
>>74843679
they cant take personal responsibility for running a shit business due to incompetence so they blame 'muh gubment' and 'muh no NBN'
>>74843884
>I-i-i b-believe t-that
UH OH BETTER IGNORE THE QUESTION AND BITCH ABOUT RACISM
>>74843803
He's an independent that actually has a semblance of a foothold in the senate and the big parties are shit scared of him
They keep throwing money at SA to shut him up
>>74843863
That's a secret~
>>74843940
Name one thing he said which was incorrect
>>74843844
>>74843799
my niggas.
ALL global problems are caused by pic related
>>74843803
He seems fairly moderate to me, somewhere between Lib and Lab. Here's his website, click on the "What's NXT" in the toolbar..
https://nxt.org.au/
>contributions from Vietnam
You mean the record high crime rates?
>>74843916
infront of the gas chamber you go
>>74843951
Is he based centre?
The migrants who build businesses are all nepotists.
>>74843702
I was polled and said id vote NXT, but the NXT candidate is a massive cuck, crying about muh refugees and wants to give all our money away in aid, xenophons appeal was he tends to vote in the senate based on whether the bill is good for sa or not. I would still like a candidate to the right of pyne
>>74843489
then we'd just end up in a libertarian shithole... gina rinehart would fund the best personal campaign
False. I'm fifth generation Aussie.
>it's the ONLY ABOS R REEL AUSTRALIANS meme
>you're the descendant of a migrant
No, fuck off, I am the descendant of a convict transported against his fucking will, cunt.
Furthermore, how well did migration work out for the indigenous Australians?
>gets asked about ADF homeless
>starts sucking Gook cock
>implying the majority of niggers and sandniggers will contribute to society
also
>doctors and dentists
ALL REFUGEES ARE TRIPLE DEGREE HOLDING GENIUS LEVEL ENGINEER/DOCTOR MULTI CLASS
>If you're not an abo you're an immigrant too
Reeeeeeeeeee
>"Immigrants" built this country
You mean the British Empire built this country
>abos aren't migrants
So they're not human? Their species was here from the get go?
>we're all migrants
RACE WAR NOW
>abos
>not migrants
kek
>migrants are what built this country
>we're all migrants except Aboriginals
Kek
>everyone except abos are migrants
>and migrants built this country to be the greatest in the world
Abos confirmed for doing nothing
>>74839718
>abo arent migrants.
they sprouted out of the ground here.
>I NEED ARAB COCK
WHO HERE HATES THAT FUCKING 'GIRL READING A SPEECH' VOICE
that tweet, they are all coming from IRAN they are not real refugees
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU
FUCK
GREENS VOTING COMMIE CUNT
MUH FEELS
fuckkkkkkkkkkkk
>>74844027
From what I've seen of him (not much because I don't live in SA) he seems a bit of a centrist
>>74844123
kek
>>74844086
Part of the furniture, I mean flora and fuana
>>74843998
>This will never be a political topic
JUST
BIG ELEPHANT IN MY ROOM
SENPAI
>>74843803
no pokies, aus made aus jobs, government and corporate transperacy and accountability. votes pro sa
>>74843483
nah I'm saying a hypothetical CEO. I worded it kinda shittily
good on you for being based- hope they don't hit you with the HREOC and all that gender equality discrimination bullshit.
>>74843520
yeah I'm in Pynes too. umming and ahhing about him or the NXT.
NXT = pozzed but tactical vote
Pyne = dirty centrist but the banter is fresh
Remove the incentive to risk their lives on a boat
by paying them to get on a plane.
>>74844047
He's great in the sense that he stands up for SA, but I think he'd do better at a State level rather than Federal desu. I wonder how he'd do as Premier. He'd be better than Weatherill, but that's not a difficult feat to accomplish.
>>74844180
Based Dick Smith wanted to bring it up.
>this nigger
I want to die. Why do you do this to me, /pol/?
I hate this country.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Fuck you you liberal nigger piece of trash, you have NO fucking idea about what asylum seekers will do to this country. None whatsoever. JUST LOOK AT EUROPE. Literally all she has to do is look up "European news" and she will see all the evidence before her eyes.
Yet she asks a fucking question on qanda implying that she wants to let in 50,000 asylum seekers and that achieving this is LITERALLY the most important issue in this election to her.
REEEEEEEEE
>>74843986
nothing said he was wrong, but he sure was stalling when he spoke.
Nobody has ever answered the question of "why should we let in more/every refugee"
>>74843958
well, im up for a shag if you arent a landwhale.
>>74844278
Umm, muh feels? You bigot.
>>74844296
Sure thing mate meet me at tweed heads maccas
>>74844086
Nah, they come from Asia and genocided the Mungo Men. Abos were not the first people here - they invaded this land.
>>74844278
Muh UN
Muh feels
>>74844278
>MUH DIVERSITY
send the cunts to Canada
>Canada is an obvious one
Don't send them to nz you bastard
>>74844139
Can't stand it desu, reeks of pretence.
Someone needs to correlate population growth with environmental damage and other bad things so that lefites jump on board the small australia train
Neoliberals will never support it
>>74844079
didn't you know anon, all of those people that had run ins with Apex were bashed and robbed by future doctors and engineers
>>74844239
He had his own episode of Qanda years ago where he talked about the issue. Unfortunately for him, the faggots at the ABC brought in economists who outnumbered him and attempted to make him look stupid as best they could.
>>74844278
This video should be compulsory watching for those people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE
>>74844333
>not OP
im fucking hours away, mate
>saving thousands of lives from drowning at sea by not pulling a Germoney and opening borders is evil
>>74844180
I want to get off mr bones wild ride.
Anyone who wants more people in Australia and the world can suck on a shotgun barrel
>OPEN BORDERS
REEEEEEEEE PYNE LIBERALS ARE THE BIGGEST OPEN BORDERS EVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IMMIGRATION MY SHIT UP SENPAI
I. WANT. TO. KILL. THIS. CUNT. OF. A. WOMAN.
Why would people come here when they know they can just stroll into Germoney?
>>74844168
can i get one from ikea
>>74844456
Less niggers
>this questioner
>Grumpy old men
yes a welfare state question
>>74844229
you talking about nick xenophon or the NXT bloke running for sturt?
god I hate these recorded questions.
They're so scripted.
>take 24
This faggot should have gone into drama. What a top cunt.
Cranky Baby Boomer scum detected.
>>74844418
I'd give you a fair go mate
pyne on point greens on suicide watch
>>74844478
No, Ikea only sells high quality furniture
>shilling for retrospective laws
>>74844229
hes good being in the senate, because sa gets the same amount of votes as the big eastern states, that was the point of the senate, and those in the senate should act as vetoes to any bill that advances one state or states over the others
>>74844527
>reading off the notepad document on the screen next to the camera
>not putting the notepad document beneath the camera so your eyes dont have to dart left to read it
AMATEUR
>muh poor retirees with over 1.6mil
>>74844535
>gay sex in a maccas bathroom
>>74844483
not in lelbourne
>>74844525
i presume he was talking about xenophon himself
>old fucks with $1million assets (super/property/etc) still getting the pension
literally why?
>pensioners living alone in 4+ bedroom houses instead of downsizing to allow other cunts to upsize as their family grows
literally why?
>old people not being turned into soylent green upon reaching retirement age
literally why?
>>74844525
Sorry, I was thinking for some reason that Xenophon was running in the Sturt electorate. I know he's from that area.
WON'T
SOMEBODY
THINK
OF
THE
MILLIONAIRES???
>>74844689
its inevitable that i'll be culturally enriched soon being from lelbourne
>muh NBN
>>74844742
Seniors are the single largest voting bloc in Australia, and they're also the largest welfare recipients.
I fucking hate old people.
>there has not been a delay of the NBN
>everyone will have the FTTN NBN by 2016
kekaroo
>>74844760
this too
>>74844701
National Netflix Network
Wow he didn't interupt and say "$80 is rich" I am genuinely surprised
>>74844797
>ned kelly will never rise from his grave and haunt the roads of Canberra, giving MPs what they deserve
;_;
>>74844815
Explain to me why the voting age isn't 25-50
>>74844742
>muh family home
The old "25mbps is good enough for anyone" meme rearing its ugly head again
Pyne you cunt you're not future proofing this garbage
>watch five live movies
>wow its fucking nothing
We'll be a 3rd world country by 2020!
>>74844909
mymother.jpg
>muh 5 tabs of interracial cuckhold porn
>fraudband
This guy is no Trump
>>74844878
People under 25 vote left wing
>>74844878
Because when voting was brought in old people weren't a voting bloc because they were all dead.
>>74844856
Ned Kelly's restless ghost wanders the streets of Melbourne in despair of the degeneracy that occurs in the city
>5 full-length movies at the same time
>not saying a single thing about the quality of it
Yeah, maybe at 240p. I have a "decent connection" and I still can't watch low quality QandA at the same time Netflix is going.
>AFP
>integrity
pick one
>>74844941
>our internet will get 20 times faster by 2030!!!!
>singapore, our only competitor for being THE high-tech economy in Asia-Pacific, already has internet 100 times faster than us
K I L L
encouraging video-buffer rage... how low will these pollies go?
>>74844878
cause they used to have a conscription so 18 year olds deserve the right to vote on it
>>74845026
I'd just like my upload speed to break 70kb/s for once in my life
Trump time
Labor BLOW THE FUCK OUT
Sounded like a Clarke and Dawe routine
>>74844760
nah some emergency doctor bleeding heart is running in sturt, makes sense for xenophon to stay in senate, his vote is worth twice as much there
TRUMP
Trump time yay
Is this guy autistic?
>one of the largest infrastructure projects Australia has ever undertaken
>giving a fuck about missed 'targets'
>thinking there won't be delays and cost blowouts
The australian public eat this shit up
>>74844856
> billy 'little digger' hughes will never rise from the grave to cuck over all other countries for the glory of Australia
Where do they find these cunts?
>Muh trump
W H A T
>This spaghetti questioner
make australia great again
the thing with the NBN tho is that billions of dollars are 'wasted' to give people super fast speeds in bum fuck nowhere. The size of the aussie continent is the limiting factor.
>>74845163
110%
Most retarded questioner of all time
>Not reading from your notes, spazzing out and asking someone if theyre gonna be a dickhead
I think theyll say nah im not gonna be a dickhead mate
>MUH DONALD TRUMP
>we want people to lie to us and be nice
for fucks sake
>>74845026
pic related
What a faggot getting ques from his ugly ass wife
Trump should fuck this cunt
How is Trump not a positive statesmen of all the time???
what the fuck did that guy try to say?
Is this the first time he has paid attention to politics?
how is this a question?
>>74845180
>>74845195
what do they pic retards on purpose?
Trump is a unifier, by definition, if he gets the democratic presidency.
>MAGA
>>74845067
Singtel is offering 1gbps broadband plans for LESS than a plan here for "up to" 12mbps
We're a global fucking laughing stock mate
>why dont the opposite parties just work together?
Jesus Christ was he born yesterday
>>74845245
Well he wouldn't exist if democracy actually worked.
>>74845245
If you can't answer that then go join the guy.
WHERE IS AUSTRALIA'S TRUMP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>74845262
He is actually asking for a one party system and getting claps.
BLOWN OUT
Fuck the Greens
Even labor approves
>>74845345
we have none
>Albo shitting on the greens
Based
>>74845290
Singapore is 719.1 square km with a 5.33m population. Australia is 7.692 MILLION square km with 24 million population
>>74845345
BOB KATTER he fights the good fight
so much shilling for the greens, talk about some of the meme parties for once ABC
was that questions bagging Trump or telling the qanda panel to be more like Trump?
I am confused
>>74845145
Yeah, I checked on the Wiki here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candidates_of_the_Australian_federal_election,_2016
I understand your senate point, it makes sense for him to be there, it's like Bob Day with Family First.
>>74845435
So we should just resign ourselves to devolution into a third-world economy?
No, maybe we should just work harder.
>>74845345
He's asleep in parliament again
As much and all as I hate pyne... I don't mind the cunt
>>74845479
He was just spewing Kumbaya BS for claps.
greens getting btfo tonight
>>74845516
I believe the point is that there is a physical limitation to delivering high speed broadband in Australia
the legendary ghost tweet appears, we need that as a square on the bingo card
>they admit only two parties matter
oh lawd
Pyne has top-notch banter, what a lad.
This familiar banter between experienced politicians who know how the game works is God-tier.
>Shorten next week
TopLel
>bill shorten on next monday
fuck
do i have to listen to his shit
>>74845620
This makes me happy
>>74845615
Yeah, but we're not at that limit. We're limited by politics and will. There's physical challenges, but we're not limited by them yet.
>>74845605
ban greens for treason
Possibly the best QandA, in terms of quality of discussion.
Shame about the idiotic crowd
>shorten solo
dropped
>>74845435
>WE'VE GOT TO STRING FIBRE ACROSS THE ENTIRE LAND MASS OF AUSTRALIA
except for backbone lines that's blatantly wrong you devilish cunt
As long as Greens get BTFO I don't fucking care. But if I see Malcolm at another fucking LGBTIBBQ event in Sydney I will off myself.
>>74845752
they know the game
Greens are retarded, they can both agree on that
>>74845731
I BELIEVE... that this episode will be an ABSOLUTE SHAMOZZLE.
Thanks for watching, everyone. See you all next week (unless I'm dead, but I'm going okay at the moment).
>that bipartisan assfucking of the greens at the end
this is the sort of hentai I'm into
>>74844027
He's unpredictable, so pretty centre.
>>74845752
I bet the crowd was disappointed because they didn't get to talk about important issues like whether mayonaise is a gender or if Trump is the child of satan and hitler
>shitting on the greens
Yeah noice
>>74845752
So much better without thr lefty "celebrities" they bring on who just spout >muh feelings bullshit
Oh yeah, Bill 'Man boobs' Shorten is on next week. Looking forward to hearing from Chill Bill with the very large mreasts
>>74845853
fuck what episode was that i need to watch it right now
>>74845846
how is your health bingoanon?
>>74845615
its just the backend can't cope lol
>>74845924
the one that just happened lad, keep up
So, what was the most right wing tweet we saw today?
I get the feeling they only show right wing tweets that make them look compassionless. That's superbly subtle propaganda if so.
>>74845797
They generally use microwave links across vast tracts of land anyway so in many cases that's not relevant. Combine that with the fact that Australia is now massively urbanised, the "muh population density" is no longer a valid argument.
>>74845815
you'll have to kys next year, Malcolm always goes to mardi gras
>>74845971
no you buttplug, from your gif
Wait why isn't Turnbull in next week?
Is he scared?
>>74845982
I think it was 'Greens are the reason the voting age should be moved to 25'
The greens are communist faggots
>>74845971
fuck some cunts are slow
>>74845990
Fair enough, but you can bet they'll keep on trotting it out anyway along with the old 25Mbps is good enough mantra
>>74846026
Sorry matey, not sure.
>>74845927
I found out last week I shouldn't eat Mexican food or Bulla choc-coated ice creams.
Those were not fun nights... Had to reset my "x days without vomiting" limit which is always a downer.
>>74846046
He's doing more important shit, ie not pandering to Uni students and smug leftist 20-something women.
>>74846161
>bulla
i am legit allergic to bulla ice cream
>>74846228
Is it the lactose?
>>74846209
> the greens
I think labor don't really do that
>>74845846
>unless I'm dead
drink the fresh semen of a bull. it will give you strength.
>>74846228
I think it was the coating chocolate they used more than the ice cream, but there's definitely better ice creams out there than Bulla.
>>74846297
I get all my health advice from Pliny the Elder too
>>74846282
FishFingersBill is by going Q&A, he's trying to get the populist vote
>>74846297
Knowing my luck, it'll probably make me worse.
>>74846277
fuck nah, just some chemical they put in it gives me rashes
>>74846161
do this >>74846297
i can be the bull ;)
>>74846209
but Q&A is 45% coalition
prep the bulla
>>74846413
But think of who watches this drivel unironically
>>74846457
>>74846379
Implying all politicians don't do shit like this
>>74846161
did the tests that you took diagnose you with a condition?
