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ITT: Redpilled cartoon characters
>>74811330
>literately a tranny
>redpilled
He's beta as fuck though
>>74811415
>he
get this outta the way
I loved that the whole cast was white -- the darkest skinned character was Johnny and he was hated by everyone.
EEnE was based af.
>>74811615
He also had a mental illness. No fucking 13 year old has an imaginary friend.
>>74811615
>johnny
>darker than rolf
>>74811615
Funny how a show based on childhood experiences with a lack of diversity is a million times better than the bullshit kids watch today.
Try and find a more red pilled character
> pro tip you can't
>>74811398
>>74811499
How is he a tranny?
>>74811415
He doesn't speak up but he definitely knows that what the other Eds do is retarded and immoral. He's also the most intelligent one on the whole block and sees everyone else for who they are.
>>74811719
Rolf was suggested to be Norwegian or Romanian
>>74811876
Looks like a Southern European nigger to me.
>>74811715
Did you forget about me?
>>74811876
Not really, they didn't want him to be identified with any specific European culture,
So they pretty much made it up as they went along
It's easier to everyone to feel like he's a foreigner when nobody can identify with him.
>>74811876
really? I always figured him for a turk or a curry nigger.
>>74812026
He ate fucking sausage so he's not a mudslime.
>>74811568
>Raising his racemixed wife's son
>>74812026
Norwegian is the most likely, as he's familiar with a trickster named Gerta in Norway
>>74811850
>German
>Embraces his culture
Damn right he's red-pilled.
His Opa probably served for Hitler.
>>74811875
Edd was a girl, dude
>>74812336
I thought this too
>>74811330
What the fuck was under his sock. The series ended without ever fucking telling us.
>>74812336
He takes of his pants in this episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ftHSUvHiak
You dont think the other eds would call out his pussy?
Eddy was a Jew
>>74812551
>stripping for other Ed's
The Ed's are faggots.
>>74812773
This, he is the ultimate merchant who will learn his lessons and become the best Jew who ever Jew'd.
>>74812444
The episode when they looked under his/her hat, literally what could be there that was glowing if it wasn't something extremely revealing? a weird mole? nah
Also, wasn't it the butch sister that liked him/her?
>>74812551
Unless they'd seen it already.
you and me both know its true
Johney was a Chad who fucked Naz
Ed would grow up to be Private Pyle from FMJ
Sarah was a feminist
>>74812917
Out all of your friends, how many of their genitals have you seen?
>>74813094
Fuck the blue haired one looks so hot
Muh Dick
>>74813067
Jimmy was a cuck
Eddy was a scam artist
Rolf won Shrute Farms national candied beet contest
>>74813094
I will destroy those who drew this.
>>74812917
Blue hair liked Double D, Red head liked eddy, blondie liked Ed.
Red was butch I guess.
>>74811330
The only answer in this thread
>>74813174
Marie was always best girl
>>74813017
I'd say Squidward was more redpilled. Squilliam was definitely the bigger snob and more artsy and intelligent, but Squidward had to put up with retards all day, and that is the biggest red pill of all.
>>74813186
Eddy was a Jew, we went over this
You got Ralph tho
>>74813174
Everyone in the cul-de-sac wanted to fuck the blue haired one.
>>74813247
Stupid Dog!
>>74811876
He's likely to be Norwegian. There was the unseen character, Gerta from Norway. Also, rather than saying 'yes', Rolf usually says 'ja'. Ja is Norwegian for yes.
>>74813247
Stupid nignog!
>>74811850
Wasn't him Indian?
>>74813302
>Squidward?
>Redpilled?
Squidward is literally a jew
>>74813339
Ed is a young redheaded Lupin the III in that drawing
>>74811330
obvious
>>74812504
The true length of her hair
>>74813089
5 three male, two female.
>>74813204
blue hair seemed butchy/dykier than the redhead to me. But I guess that could just be opinions.
>>74813390
Ohhhh shes hoooorny
>>74812504
Three strands of hair. There was a game you could play on the cartoon network website and if you finished it then Edd would appear in the end credits jumping up with his hat off.
https://youtu.be/n9aYrURLHh0
>Spielberg just wants to be a Nazi
It all makes sense now.
>>74813598
Really? fucking lame
this guy obviously
>>74813094
didn't think edd would become a heroin addict
>>74813598
No, Double D hides his gills under that hat.
Hank
Edd had cancer
>>74813673
>cool sasuke 3.jpg
>>74813676
Anything to fuck Marie. Don't say you wouldn't either.
>>74812551
>implying that they don't take turns fucking his sweet boipussy
What are you anon? A faggot?
>>74811330
Duckman's father
>>74812096
> he doesnt know about it
> what ? u expect him to abandon that sweet ass, thatl make him worse than a nigger
>>74812336
The "hair" is a hat i think
>>74813440
That's Mr. Krabs. Squidward is a nihilist.
>>74813945
Reminds me of Ned and Jimbo, don't remember if Jimbo fought in Nam but Ned did
>>74814053
Isn't Plankton the real redpilled one?
>>74813440
Mr.Krabs is literally a Jew. Did you watch the show?
>>74814110
forgot pic
>>74811330
should have been the first reply.
>>74813893
this
>>74813646
>former governor of Arkansas
how was this allowed?
>>74814150
He literally wants the formula for money.
>>74814186
This.
>>74814150
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>74814159
Oy vey, Spongegoy, you're losing too many of my shekels!
>>74814186
I miss the Hub
>>74812835
holy shit, thats true
>>74812917
it was reference to pulp fiction
weird they put such reference, most kids who watched this cartoon hadnt watched pulp fiction yet
>>74814150
I would think he's a smart goy, buying in Krabs' game of trying to be his rival rather than operate a different business. Karen seems to be redpilled.
Anyone else was turned on as a kid by the Ed Edd n Eddy episode where theyre forced to play footsies with the kankers?
>>74814159
Squid ward is still a jew
>>74811850
this, rolf was truly the mot red-pilled.
>>74814186
Holy shit, can't believe I forgot this existed. It was fucking great.
>>74814404
holy fuck it all makes sense now
>>74814522
Not really, the Kankers were all pretty gross except the Blue Haired one
>>74814328
We all do, hue-bro.
Good news for you though, South America is supposed to be getting The Hub soon.
Shame there's no plans to bring it back for us burgers though.
>>74814602
He has the nose but there is more to being a Jew than that. But enlighten me if you have examples to back your claim.
>>74814225
Really any of it. There was a joke about Caligula fucking a horse too.
>>74814677
>>74814696
>No more Dan vs Pinkie Ads
Also, Big Mac is red pilled
>>74814110
>>74814169
they fought in Nam together
>>74814602
>>74814856
squidward seems like the neurotic jew who went to art or dance school whereas mr krabs seemed like the hand rubbing loan officer type jew.
They were both jews but diffrent subsets of jewdom
Why doesn't someone stream cartoons on saturday morning for /pol/ to watch together?
The most redpilled I could think of.
>>74813646
>A Meticulous Analysis of History
Damn, a lot of what Brain says reminds me of Trump's whole game-plan, especially with the subliminal messages here on /pol/.
>Kept out southern European invaders
>>74812336
>>74812444
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>74815086
Good question.
I'd be down to watch Ed ed n eddy with a bunch of skinheads, Correct the Record shills, Australians, Poo in Loos and NEETs. Sounds like a good time desu senpai.
Dr. Doom
Frank
And Red Skull have shown to be very red pilled
>>74815177
There ain't nuttin' more worthless than a bunch of hairy, brown, melon chompin' nigguhs.
Now that he's gotten one, can he count?
>~100% of brown people in the entire series either did something wrong or full on murdered someone
>>74811330
Eric Cartman
>>74811330
why on earth would you pick a ladyboy?
>>74815876
>Scumfuck who never gets laid.
>Based.
>>74813094
Eddy reminds me of trevor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM1K4TRSUHo
>tfw EEnE was able to finish on a good note
>Spongebob will never get that
>>74815986
>swole
>aryan
>tries to spread his seed everywhere
>skips leg day
>>74815671
They don't want to be saved.
>>74816359
>Bluepill the story
>>74813916
I'm pretty sure Marie needs zero convincing to fuck Edd.
>>74814602
No, Mr. Krabs is the Jew.
>>74813673
>eternal Indian Sasuke poster strikes again
>>74813893
Only correct answer. Red is pretty much our mascot.
>>74811330
>>74811568
>>74813017
>>74813089
>>74813247
>>74813646
>>74813673
>>74813939
>>74813945
>>74814169
>>74815646
Unless you're a millenial, you know pic related is god-tier.
>>74815986
Johnny gets laid plenty. The episodes are just the inbetween.
>>74816439
Best anime
>>74815646
surpised he wasn't posted more... he was warning about the j00s long before it was cool.
>>74816608
>bisexual cross-dresser who plays tricks on people
>red-pilled
>>74813384
Ja is yes in a lot of languages. For example: Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, German, Dutch, Afrikaans and Faroese. It's apparently even English.
>>74813094
Marie Kanker was probably my first waifu and the reason I'm still inexplicably attracted to chicks with dyed blue hair, regardless of how batshit insane and/or insufferable they universally are.
Shit just came flooding back to me.
>>74813094
>tfw no playfully mean gf to rag on and watch TV shows with
>tfw no non-libtard Aryan girl to talk about politics with
>tfw no 50's Americana feel to life
Why even live tbqhwy
>>74816692
>bisexual crossdresser
Honestly Bugs Bunny is straight, he only mocked his enemies by being gay.
I do it all the time.
we know this faggot would be phone banking for bernie 12 hours a day
>74816771
Here's a half of a (you), because you're only half correct and likely baiting.
>>74816457
not canon.
>>74815876
>uh, I have a boyfriend
>well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
kek, this was my favorite show as a kid.
>>74816867
I would imagine he couldn't take it anymore and either became swole or went innawoods. He got huge in one episode and wrecked everyone's shit.
>>74816867
kek true, definitely wanted to fug Sara but was either secretly gay or a huge wimp
>>74813893
The red pill in bird form
>>74816777
Same here. I had a huge thing for emo girls because of her.
>>74812551
This show used to be my favorite
Reminder that saiyans were spaceniggers
>>74816771
>not wanting to have a family and better society
>redpilled
>>74817218
>used to be
and then you became a faggot?
>>74816777
Kek has blessed thee.
>>74816867
He's not gay, he's just a pervert beta who wants to be dominated by Sarah.
frozone
>>74817326
He ALMOST commited genocide against a whole race but he gives off a major homo vibe
>>74817022
Yfw his girlfriend was a doe
>>74817326
I literally thought freiza was a girl until years after I watched the show.
>>74817420
No, I grew up and dont watch cartoons anymore cuck
>>74817353
>Wanting a family in a society that's fucked no matter what
>>74813094
>You will never be in highschool again
>you will never spend days being happy and goofing off with friends/girls
>you will never be filled with energy like you used to be
What's the point
>>74816777
>>74817196
Same with Raven from TT
Sam from Danny Phantom
And I'm sure there are others.
Shows always had the tomboy goth girl be the best character.
>>74814247
Pretty much this. I was about ready to post him.
>>74817808
>not having a crush on Danny's sister
wewlad
>>74817661
(Googled image)
>>74817765
Man, it was fun being a kid and running around with girls and stuff.
But you know what I don't miss? Having to sneak into a girls house or lie about where you're going, or never having money to do the things you want. Or having to have a girl home by a certain time. Being an adult isn't all bad.
>>74817185
this
>>74815955
Underrated
>>74811850
I always thought Rolf was turkish
>>74817936
>not having a crush on Danny
>>74812504
I always thought it was an exposed brain
>>74817984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wexjSIreJRY
For that episode.
>>74815955
I remember watching that movie a LONG ASS time ago.
Refresh my memory and explain the joke.
Every space conflict ever has been started by spacenoids. ZZ, CCA, F91, and Victory all vindicate the Titan's ideology.
>>74818433
he's a poo
>>74811330
Well he got the hottest Kanker sister so he must have something going for him.
This whole show, plus Clara is basically /pol/
>>74818433
I always thought he was poo in loo.
Why the fuck would a Norwegian be brown? Aren't they like "pure white" Nordic types?
>>74818805
Dunno could be the fact the he is a red fucking pill. Stupid yanks
>>74819011
That was unnecessary, Ahmed.
>>74818832
And it's not just any spacenoids, they were all funded in the background by the Jovians, which are space gas "merchants".
NO
GODLESS
MAN
SHALL
>>74812308
>>74812289
>>74812026
He's based off the creator
His parents were from Sicily and Rolf is him when he moved to the suburbs in Canada growing up
>>74816154
He was the incarnation of the typical teenage/adult Pokemon player
Analytical, cared about stats over appearance, cynical
>>74818433
>>74813413
>>74812308
Rolf is norweigian.
Princess Bubblegum
>builds wall around candy kingdom
>invests heavily in military
>puts suicidal transsexual in mental hospital where he/she belongs
>>74811850
Rolf isn't mexican?
>>74818894
>4chan the show
>>74819354
>puts suicidal transsexual in mental hospital where he/she belongs
who is the transexual in adventure time?
>>74811850
It's never stated what he is but he pulls from a variety of cultures. Most likely somewhere in Eastern Europe but still west enough to do the German/Nord shit.
>>74816771
fucking idiot, pass on the bloodline
>>74818433
"You dare mock the son of a Mehmet!?"
>>74813534
>5 three male
which is it anon?
>>74819561
princess cookie
it's basically like Gavin Mcinnes wrote the episode. little boy cookie says he wants to be a princess. PB chuckles RIGHTFULLY at him. he then holds a bunch of people hostage in a convenience store, demanding PB's crown. Jake and Princess Cookie escape together, but Cookie tries to kill himself by jumping off a cliff.
he doesn't die, but he does end up in a mental hospital.
the idea is that it's supposed to teach tolerance, but instead the tranny is a danger to himself and others.
Dang ol koth man
>>74813247
STUPID NOG
>>74818894
Show is breddy gud. Sometimes its jewish agenda comes out though, but they get away with so much blatant racism that it makes up for it. Also Captain Hero is excellent.
>>74812308
>>74819268
>>74819315
>>74818433
>>74818873
>>74818938
Creator said they didn't have a particular country in mind for Rolf other than vaguely "Eastern Europe." They invented his mannerisms, he isn't based on a real country or culture.
>>74820141
mankothbeinallredpilledandtexasandpropaneconservativevaluesdalesredpilledbutacuckandhanksallrationalmanthatssomethingtellyahwat
Literally any of the protagonists of the Incredibles
Some old OC
>>74818894
I liked this show in my adolescence because it was so vulgar. It actually helped me get over me edgy overly-vulgar phase when I was younger. Now I can't really watch this show for a few minutes without cringing. It jut feels senselessly dumb now.
>>74820222
The creators love hero because hes a fucking psycho in every episode. And foxxy and clara are in mlp.
![S02E20 - Peggy's Turtle Song.mkv_snapshot_18.48_[2016.05.22_22.28.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/OeK2wSg.png "S02E20 - Peggy's Turtle Song.mkv snapshot 18.48 [2016.05.22 22.28.54]")
>>74820141
I remember an episode where Peggy was getting guitar lessons from some chick with green hair and Bill commented "That gals dressed kind of pro choice"
>>74820624
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
stay the fuck on tumblr
>>74820033
Wow I just notice
>>74817363
Fairly Blue pilled or did you not understand the entire series moral of moving on with your life even though something shitty happened in your past?
>>74820033
Accidental redpill strikes again.
Also
>Some of you are alright, don't come to the Candy Kingdom tommorrow.
>>74813247
STUPID NOG
stupid dog and his computer
>>74812096
are you telling me that joseph isn't dale's progeny?
>>74816777
I know this feel
Whichever Thompson Twin this was.
>>74816782
>>74817765
THIS ISN'T A FEELS THREAD ANONS. YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFY.
>>74816777
Are you me? I had a crush on her too and dreamed about her.
>Mfw will never be pursued by Marie
>>74820965
and it's definitely accidental. I follow a lot of AT people on twitter, and they are NOT redpilled (I still think the show is great)
but they fucked any attempt to push a leftist message by having the show run so long, and by making the characters so real.
redpilled opinions aren't distributed in an official handbook. we all arrive at them by living our own lives and observing the world around us. the AT characters' lives are so intertwined and relatable, that ideas just *emerge*
AT has inserted leftist propaganda into a few episodes? well that's a drop in the bucket against the undeniable truth about human nature that AT organically conveys in its storytelling and worldbuilding
>>74817409
>being that is superior in every way to other forms of life
>blonde hair blue eyes
why do japs worship us so much? is it because those two nukes cucked them into oblivion?
>>74822293
Just makes them look foreign.
Saiyans are basically niggers with the endless fighting.
>>74822438
Niggers love Dragon Ball Z as much as women love Zelda games
>>74822514
...
a lot? Because they love DBZ.
>tfw you don't recognize about 80% of the things posted here
fug off youngsters
>>74822620
Pretty much
>>74816771
>not passing on your ancestry
>>74821969
This
Tobirami knew the truth about the Jewchiha
>>74818832
Don't forget 0083, whole reason Titans came on to the scene.
>>74822776
Dan is such a fucking cuck.
>>74815632
>implying Godot did anything wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blppKS-nz9g
>>74818894
>That parody of the Apprentice with the Jew Producer as Donald Trump
>One of the challenges was illegally smuggling Mexicans to the US
>That other episode where Foxxy Love gets molested by Cosby
Ahead of it's time, desu senpai
>>74814602
>lazy min wage worker
>shitty artist
sounds more like an artschool goy
I know this one might be debatable given she's black, presumably a leftist on most other issues because of her statements and a character intended to show black people as more intelligent and competent than their white coworkers. However, in one episode, she goes on a rant about immigrants that's not the usual one portraying anti-immigrant people as ignorant and hateful, but actually gave some decent environmental and economic reasons for being tough on illegals.
>>74816771
>Role model of all pop-science athiest goys
>redpilled
>>74823512
kek
Underwater Hitler when?
>>74811850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIIdHHW0LDc
>>74823730
GAS THE KRABS, SPECIES WAR NOW.
>>74817808
>>74816777
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
nice trips
>>74822776
It's a good thing Roiland keeps it relatively straight. He's one of us, after all.
>>74811330
Carl, "It don't matter, none of this matters."
>>74824710
kek mein negro
>>74824931
Tom dindu nuffin
Jerry is a jew
>>74812336
>>74812444
>>74812917
Are you literally retarded?
Like this isn't the fucking androgynous toaster from Brave Little Toaster, you have no excuse to think Edd was a girl
>>74825290
His middle name is Marion. his hips are too wide.
>>74817808
>Raven
Don't get me started
She was genuinely my first waifu
>>74825379
>Middle name
>Mattering to gender
Maybe in fucking Georgia but not here, ever. The middle name is just used to make kids shit themselves when parents use it, having it be embarrassing is a plus to that.
Ed's hips are about the same proportion as his anyway
>>74825630
We don't have middle names here.
he obviously wears a hat because he has a pussy on his head.
>>74824931
keep sucking tom
>>74823512
>>74814856
>>74816550
>>74814159
>>74814053
Why are you fuckers defending Squidward so hard?
Captain America is pretty red pilled as long as some libcuck isn't writing him.
>>74811330
He literally saw jewry behind his city
>>74823730
It happened
>>74817765
>>you will never be filled with energy like you used to be
can be fixed (diet, exercise, etc.) -- see a doctor and tell them you lack energy/vitality
>you will never spend days being happy and goofing off with friends/girls
can be fixed -- get off of /pol/ and stop being an autist
Depressive mindset is the root of most of Anon's problems, I think
>>74826292
Was he really Moonman?
>>74818547
Holy shit me too
>>74813094
dam look how fucking cozy the background of the 3rd pic is.
I miss not having a job or school and just hanging with friends in summer time, getting yelled at by adults, doing literally whatever we wanted to do.
now we can drink and shit, but it ain't the same, and it never will be
>>74826442
>Moonman
Havent really thought about that but that makes him even more redpilled
>>74816771
this show can't be more SJW and bluepilled.
Atheist fedora tier, but i'm not surprised by A FUCKING LEAF
>>74816771
That is pretty fre"*kin' redpilled.
*disappears In a cloud of smoke*
>>74823331
duckman was the best
>>74820242
This. He's basically a giant walking caricature of a foreigner.
>>74827572
True. Love when my little sister watches this show.
>>74828600
I watch Pocoyo too. Pato is the most red-pilled character on that show. You can tell that the only reason why Pato is so cynical is because life has red-pilled him.
>>74823605
She's not black, she's a quadroon.
>Hates (((Dinkleberg)))
>>74820582
>tfw everybody was confused growing up why I wanted a Dr. Doom comic book, not Fantastic Four
>"He just wants to protect his country!"
>>74816777
Not only Trips but Jackpot Trips
Kekpot!
>>74814225
That show was redpilled as fuck. They even made fun of clinton in their intro for 70 episodes
>>74822999
>>74818832
Zeon dindufuffin, feddies are keepin' the spacenoid down
>>74816771
Sounds like edgy roddit shit
>>74817185
> redpilled
not leftist feminist dumbshit you stupid nigger
>>74818433
>implying all germans aren't turkoroaches
American education, everyone
>>74822673
this, fucking 00's kids
>>74816867
He'd probably be shitposting on /fit/ by now
>>74821641
Fuck yeah! GERMAN SCIENCE!
>>74814169
Damn. That water slide was the shit.
>>74812336
>be american
>get retardation
>>74831496
Then why do Filipinos love them so much?
>>74811330
>>74811568
Why are /pol/'s redpilled characters betas and cucks?
Who wants to read a story /pol/?
>>74831617
I only liked Motherland Spain. We suck Murcia's dick to protect us from Chinks, Viets, and Malays
>>74816359
Pls delete bery obfensib :(((((
>>74831933
Anon, your country likes America more than any other nation
>>74831933
GAGO!
>>74831940
And here is the leftist who was gay.
>>74817363
He's a Jew
>>74816359
GET OFF MY SWAMP
> this entire thread
/pol/ is basically /tv/ with flags
>>74832079
Its also a social status to marry a white American male/ female. Even Brits and Portuguese are called American here as long as he's white
>>74811330
>CTRL + F Trevor Goodchild
>NO RESULTS
plebs
"The height in tension in any game occurs when the rules allow for the influence of human judgement. The advantage in this instance is held by the player who drops the ball to allow the opponent a hollow victory. Half of eternity is still eternity. Infinity and Zero are different degrees of the same value. Pain isn't real beyond the individual who feels it. But the nail is real."
>>74832223
>off by one
kek, I know about pinay pekpek anon. It's like fucking a corpse that asks to go to dinner afterwards.
>>74832522
Knew there would be some gay shit
Gonna continue posting the story until the mods delete my posts
>>74832746
Now that's the straya brand shitposting we've all come to enjoy!
>>74832808
You know it, I've been banned about 3 times this past month I'm fairly sure
>>74832631
>>74832692
>>74832746
>tfw all fandom OC is homosex
>>74832894
Never change
We third story now
Anyone still here or have I spooked off everyone?
>>74833597
you're not gonna make it, page 10 soon
>>74833689
RIP. An Australian shitposters one true weakness, no >(you)'s
Where are my >you's /pol/? I need sustinance
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