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11-Year-Old Joshua "Quantum (as in Computer)" Ngoka
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>AN 11-YEAR-OLD whizz kid has built a high spec computer from his bedroom in East London.
>Joshua’s new Windows 10 PC is now the fastest in the Ngoka home and by far the most popular with family members constantly attempting to use it. The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage.
>The talented youngster is now planning to use his new computer to design his first video game, which he hopes to launch within the next few months.
http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/talented-11-year-old-joshua-ngoka-builds-computer

why werent you building your own PC to make your first videogame when YOU were 11?
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>>74808133
I was programming the Quadratic equation on my graphing calculator and writing text adventures in BASIC by 12. Its not that odd.
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>>74808133
WE WUZ WHIZZ N SHIET
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bitch please

I've been using gentoo since I was 8
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>>74808133
Nigger doesn't even know how to rotate an image
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>>74808214
I was doing the same at that age to cheat on algebra and geometry exams

>expecting me to memorize equations in the information age
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>>74808307
That sounds like a very wasteful childhood.
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>>74808133
>building

Putting together a PC is only slightly more difficult then building a lego kit.

>design his first video game

So RPG maker?
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How come the same threads keep getting continuously spammed now?
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>>74808133
Why is this news? People build computers all the time.
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>>74808352
Same here. I'd program everything I needed for my tests into my calculator.
Though I think that ended up being more work than if I actually studied.
Still, I got a career out of it, so it paid off in the end.
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>>74808441
because minority
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>>74808133
Did his mom call the newspaper? How did they find out about this?
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>>74808397
This
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>>74808133
>putting a square peg in a square hole is a newsworthy achievement for a nigger

lmao
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Putting a pc together is the fucking easiest thing you can do. There are 100s of tutorials that literally hold your hand throughout and explain what to do in the most basic terms
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>>74808133
>whizz kid
>installs windows 10
Yeah nah. Anyone with any technical know how has abandoned Windows long ago, and only the clinically insane use Windows "NSA" 10.

The only worse thing would be if this kid had installed iOS on it.
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>>74808351
It's upside down because OP is Australian.
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>>74808759
>>>/g/
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>>74808830
Go build a wall, burger boy.
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>>74808458
I also remember doing it for chemistry

also on multiple choice tests we would get a geek that finishes way early to program the answers into the calculator and pass it around under the table
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>>74809007
>Netherlands
>More like Netherstupid
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>Black 11 year constructs a supercomputer while upside down

Not only is he a genius, but hes an acrobat too! Must be the melatonin.
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>literally like connecting legos
>somehow special
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check the catalog you stupid straya faggot
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>>74809307
>must be the melatonin
subtle kek
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>>74808133
Building a computer is retard proof nowadays. The only thing holding you back from building a "high spec computer" is money.
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This is like building a flat pack from IKEA and calling yourself a carpenter
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>>74809310
This. And you know his fucking dad helped him through the entire thing
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I bet the stupid nigger chose AMD parts too.
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>>74808307
>Packages: 749

wew
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>>74809844
kiketel detected

>>>/israel/
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>>74808133
>to design his first video game, which he hopes to launch within the next few months.
- Hood Simulator 2016
- Ancient Egypt Simulator 2016
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>>74808307
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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>>74810232
i understood a couple of those words
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>>74810232
nerd
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>>74810094
intel is better you kangaroo fucking dipshit.

amd is fucking vomit.

nivida and intel ausu evga THATS IT EVERY THING ELSE IS CRAP
LEARN FUCKING COMPUTERS YOU UPSIDE DOWN ABORIGINAL NIGGER.
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>>74810302
>>74810343
It's an old copypasta, you see it all the time at /g/
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>>74808534
bitch please. didn't you read? WE WUZ COMPUTAH WIZ
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>>74809844
HEY FUCK YOU!
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>>74808133
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>>74810449
geek
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>>74810399
you're retarded to buy nvidia gpu, you're retarded to buy amd cpu. thats it.
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I'm a shitskin and I built my own computer when I was 10, what the fuck is this article going on about
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>>74810619
Yeah I don't deny it.

I just don't like these "gurl geeks xDDDDDDD" giving us bad names. It's not really fun to be a geek, you're an outcast for much of your life.
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>>74810707
obviously you're oppressed and deserve some flavor of nobel prize
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>>74808762
underated meatball banter
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>>74810399
>Le'tips fedora(i MaEn wind0ze, linux is GAY, gamerz right!! xD )
>PM me and ill uptoke u on PCMASTERRACE xD

Fuck off gamer fag, AMD and Intel both have their uses and applications.
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why have you cloned a thread?
>>74802272
>>74802272
>>74802272

You never found this link by chance, its a very irrelevant black magazine for a small readership in London.
Don't even know how an American knew about it unless they saw the britbong thread hours ago.
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>>74808133
WTF is this news now? Every fat kid I know did this.
>He's black
Oh I get it, they're trying to show that black niggers can be fat nerds too.
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>>74808762
That's Racist
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>>74808133
>500 GB storage
>my 2012 laptop has 1TB

how is this even news?
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>>74810232
Aldente pasta
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>>74809122
You're embarrassing.
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>>74808133
>Xigmatek case

Not like I expected this niglet to have a clue anyway.
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>>74808133
but I did build my first computer when I was 11

like this isn't anything new or special
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>>74810728
I actually don't agree with this. Being a nerd/geek (or whatever you want to call it) is pretty much the norm now. It goes along with the trend of nonjudgementalness and validating of alternative lifestyles and also the spread of scifi and fantasy in pop culture.

Nerds are also awful people for the most part who ruin good hobbies and have only a superficial understanding of science and math. They're also SJW as fuck, contrary to the GG meme that their spaces have been infiltrated. I've found that engineers and other mathy types who take their jobs seriously actually tend to be more normal and less likely to adopt the nerd status signalling.
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>>74810542
Cory will play him in the inevitable biopic
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>>74808133
>why werent you building your own PC to make your first videogame when YOU were 11?
Getting computer parts wasn't as convenient in 1997.
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>>74808133
my dad helped me build a rig at 9-10
I did it on my own at 16..
i replace laptop parts for people in minutes just to help them out..
how is this news?
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>>74808133
i miss Clockmed
2nd best meme after ¡Yeb
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>>74808133
>buy computer parts
>click together

WE WUZ COMPUTER ENGINEERS
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>>74808133
>500Gigs

Nigga please!
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>>74811837
>Getting computer parts wasn't as convenient in 1997
this and my parents wouldnt even let me touch the computer because they thought I would look at porn
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>>74808133
i did build my own pc before then and been programming since :)
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>>74808133
Cool.
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>AN INDEPENDENT female carpenter has proven women can work in construction too by assembling a shelf she bought from ikea.
>Sandra's new shelf is now the nicest in her home and completes the room perfectly.
>A man once tried to use a shelf but he missed and dropped items on the floor. It only happened once but he was a white male so that's worth noting here.
>Sandra's new shelf is now holding up books and two ceramic kittens proving it's sturdy enough to fulfill the functions she intended it for.
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wewuzkangz shill.

very hard to buy computer pieces with family welfare and look up on google how to put them together. must be a genius
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Proof that a monkey could build a PC
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>>74808305
>le mexican trying to differentiate himself from the niggers by participating on memery

Slow down lad.

You and nigs are same shit. Both effeminate races.
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>>74811751
>It goes along with the trend of nonjudgementalness and validating of alternative lifestyles
Found the underaged kid

Waaaaaay back when for you (about 10 years ago) in schools, you got laughed at if you worked on computers. Startup founders were not superstars, even people made fun of Bill Gates.
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>>74812067
Pretty kek if I'm honest familee
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>>74808133
>Windows 10 PC
>not gentoo
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>>74808397
>slightly more difficult than Lego's
Nonsense, Lego's have incredibly tiny parts and no labels.
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>>74812276
It's a modern trend obviously. I never said otherwise.
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>>74808133
>Kid discovers Newegg
>It's news in north pakistan because he's a nigger
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>>74809761
Blacks don't have dads
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>>74810853
>amd have their uses and applications
LOL
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>>74813051
AMD GPUs are great for the money. Unless you're going for a balls-to-the-walls build at the super high-end, AMD is the better bet.
Their GPUs also last longer, I remember when the GTX 770 and R9 280x were neck and neck in a lot of games, but nowadays even in games that favor Nvidia, the 280x performs closer to the 780 and leaves the 770 in the dust.
Hell, in some cases it even outperforms the 780, like in pic related.
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>>74810232
Stallman, is that you?

>GTFO
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>>74809761
What I still don't understand, is how the article says that his dad is an IT specialist, but somehow it took the wiz kid 2 fucking years to come up with enough money to buy a mid-range computer!

Are wages that low in England or is the dad shooting heroin or something? How do you explain this shit?
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>>74813795
Nigger Rich
-Spending your money unwisely on things you dont need that wont last you that long
"That kid has every pair of jordans, wows hes really nigger rich"
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>>74808133
How do Australians type upside down
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>>74808762
kek
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>>74808762
My fucking sides
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GORILLA.BAS oldfags know what this is
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>>74812571
THERE ARE VERY FEW BLACK
LEGO PIECES
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>>74808441

This is a slightly trained chimp doing it.
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>>74808352
Same here, as well as cannibalising code from other games to make pornographic rpg adventures. those 83s really could do impressive stuff if you used them right. the game I ended up making was about the same as final fantasy for the Gameboy, but in the fight screen it was all bloody vagina bats and flaming dongs
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>>74808133
>why werent you building your own PC to make your first videogame when YOU were 11?

I did. And this was back in the microcomputer era with BASIC and shit and if you wanted to squeeze performance out of your kitbuilt micro you wrote your code directly in assembly language. Windows? Didn't exist yet.
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>>74808133
>that low spec
>calling it high spec
wtf?
Also, not everyone has parents who just throw money at them at the age of 11.

And also, home PCs werent suited for building games when I was 11. It wasn't until I was 16, and the internet was a thing that I was able to start doing it.
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>>74808762
Why did you explain the joke O'Brien?
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>>74808133
i actually did..and i was not a pretentious cunt looking for attention figure that.
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>tfw I got like 50p pocket money a week when I was 11

How did this big save up £600?
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>>74812067
You can't even be sure anymore this shit is a joke nowadays
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>>74808133
so a kid follows some directions online, buys parts from newegg with his allowance money, then follows a step-by step when the parts get there to make a rig.
And this is news and groundbreaking news at that?
My nephew built his first computer at 11 too and no one called the fucking press.
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>>74812276
>mfw I was always laughed at for that in school despite barely being into computers or anything
>mfw I got to watch the same people who made fun of us adopt the "such a nerd xD" culture in real time
>still got treated exactly the same by them
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>>74808133
>that shitty cable management.
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>>74808133
Cool comp, Ahmed.
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>>74808133
>Kid gets pat on the back for building a gaming PC
So fucking what? This isn't uncommon or out of the ordinary, most kids just buy them pre-built. It's not hard, it's like legos.
Someone post this on /g/ as well as the specs and post the lulzworthy rage here
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>puts computer together
>makes headlines
>expects to make a video game just as easy

This kid is gonna have a fuckin trip.
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>one black kid does something every white kid does
>gets treated like hero
you can't make this shit up
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>>74808133
It must be nice to be a fucking nigger. All you have to do is perform at the level of average white people and the whole world fucking praises you as some kind of super genius.
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The bionical I made as 8 year old was more complicated than the pc I built.

The real story here isnt the genius of the child. Its the ignorance of adults intimidated by technology.
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>>74823400
This

Building a computer is like putting legos together. If you can turn screws and have basic pattern recognition skills then you can build one.
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>>74808410
We're getting brigaded by the JIDF and plebbit to chase away the real /pol/ userbase

Same thing is happening at 8/pol/
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Bill Gates didn't even put a computer together until his 20s after some college. This kid is going to do some really, really big things! I hope a firm in silicon valley can recruit him so we can bring his talents to the states.
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>>74825933
The only thing that nigger is going to do is discover blunts, malt liquor, AIDS, and prison, like most of his disgusting race
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>>74808133
>why werent you building your own PC to make your first videogame when YOU were 11?

When I was a kid you had to put your computer together because they came in parts.
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Don't worry bout it guys it's literally a nigger newspaper by niggers for niggers which explains why they were stupid enough to be impressed by this.

This just goes to show that they're not real people and can't understand anything beyond the superficial.
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>11 year old nigger puts together PC parts
>WOOOW, THIS KID IS A COMPUTER GENIUS
Someone should send this kid this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE
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>>74808133
Because I have already built m first computer by the age of 8.
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>>74808133
Nigga that shit works like Lego's, if I had google and rich parents when I were his age I could have done the same.
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>>74808133
why is /g/ leaking over to /pol/ i have two tabs open for a reason
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>>74813262
I still have a 280x on my main machine and I have no complaints. Still running most games near top settings and all.
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I built my own pc then i was 8.

It was in the 80's.
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>>74808133
I'm actually more impressed he can build it upside down.
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>>74808133
Unless this bitch flowed all the smt work himself, this is just newspeak for niggerlover. My computer I "built" has 10 pieces I ordered over a period of a week and I assembled them in an hour, smoking and drinking. It would of been faster, but my coolermaster hypercooler was being a bitch. It took 10 times longer to sort through parts on the internet and figure out what would work well(proven) together.

This peanut headed mother fucker will be out stealing snickers bars and slapping white girls before prime98 finishes.

I mean, for fucks sake, win10? He probably stole that as well. This little fuzzy headed ghetto fat urkel wannabe probably even stole that. All he did was swap a stolen emachine from walmart into a aerocool strike-x gt case.

Inb4 he bought a new oem license.
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>>74808133
I do believe that stacking a PC together and reading manuals is mystical for normies.
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>>74808307
>uses linux
>"im 1337 h4x0r guise!"
no you're a faggot
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>>74810399
just you wait, Zen is gonna show those nosemen
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>>74826923
>SLKGIER
>lskfksj skfji ksfjskju skfji ksfjks ksjgie
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>>74808397
I've built 3 PCs, and I'd argue most Lego kits designed for kids his age are more challenging. I bet there are hundreds of 11 year olds who have put together PCs.

Article obviously written by people with no tech skills that think computers are voodoo.
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>>74828494
Shoo shoo shill
I hope you enjoy Bill Gatesbergstein watching you
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>>74808397

Yeah, me and my friends were doing it around the same age. So this isn't really anything astounding.
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>>74828494
>He doesn't know about gentoo
hi leddit
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>>74808133
My one question is "who did he steal it from in the first place?"
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>Nigger installs his own computer
>We Bill Gates and shiet
Fuckin hilarious how media gets worked up as soon as a nigger isn't totally retarded.
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>>74808133
lol try 9....built my own PC since I was told it was cheaper and making games on my calc to zone out in class.

Black people taking credit for doing something white people do all the time
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>>74829649
>I want to use this PC to be an austronaut
OMG he so smart!
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>>74808133

>be black
>order parts off breech
>assemble computer
>"OMG look how smart this little baby chimp is he built thus whole computer all by himself"

It's clockmed all over again
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Jesus, you faggots are missing the point entirely.

If a monkey was found to be using tools, wouldn't that be newsworthy?

The kid should be congratulated. Yes, blacks are naturally held to lower standards for a good reason, but for a black kid, he's pretty smart.
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>>74817914
Pictures?
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>>74808133
>tfw tried to build a new computer at 3 am in the morning
>tfw it took me nearly two hours to realise when I was putting backplate screws in the wrong way
I am not a clever man
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Why is this shitty shitpost with this shitty upside down picture still alive? Fucking sage fuck you
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>>74808133
hey I have that same case

does that mean i'm a nigger?
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>>74813376
Fucking ripper picture
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>>74819426
I never received any free money. Chores. Chores. Lawn care. Snow removal. But hey. We both know the true value of saving shekels and earning our stuff.
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>>74808133
the amazing fact was that he built anything instead of stealing it.
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This is how lowly the liberals at Vice rate niggers. Putting a fucking plug in a hole is noteworthy.

He probably followed a video off fucking YouTube.
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>>74828605
did he offended your wife's bull?
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I wish I had learned how to do the program thing when I was young. I'm like 22 now so it's far too late for me.
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Do people actually BUY brand new, premade computers in 2016?
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>>74808307
Gentoo is for fags. Funtoo is where it's at.
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>>74808133
>built a computer
>Windows
>500 GB hard drive
>>>>talented
God normies piss me off so much.
It is not fucking difficult to learn how to build a computer.
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>>74808133

>500gb

What a fucking pleb

>Not having 2 GTX 980s
>Not having an i7 overclocked
>Not having an SSD and a HDD
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>>74808133
because I am poor and I can't afford it.

But apparently, some nigger in britain is wealthier than me.
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>>74831733
>i7
enjoy your diminishing returns faggot
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>racists on /pol/ are assblasted that a black boy is more intelligent and accomplished than they will ever be
I enjoy your tears.
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>>74808133
So? It's fucking easy, plug a few cards and cables in where they fit.

Now if he was reconditioning a V8 that would be impressive.
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>>74808133

Which article is worse?
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>>74831779

Enjoy your shitty rendering faggot
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>>74808133

Holy fuck. Bill Gates better snap up this little nigger fast!

>>74831774
Greece, everyone is wealthier than you.
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>>74810232
This is my favorite pasta
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>>74832135
It amazes me how many obvious misunderstandings and errors can riddle tech articles
Makes you wonder how reliable the news in other sections really is, too
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>>74808307
>not Arch
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>>74808133
Wow. Nigger kid puts together a computer. Wins award. Literally millions of white kids build computers. No one cares
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>>74825476
I built my first pc and almost everyone around me treated me like I must be some sort of rocket scientist. It's he'll because they keep asking me to help with computer problems I have no clue about. I get by using my ability to Google which depresses me honestly. We live in an age where information is at our fingertips and people are still completely ignorant and incapable.
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>>74808133
Nigga, I did my first PC build at 10
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>>74808133
>why werent you building your own PC to make your first videogame when YOU were 11?

it was a lot harder than making pieces fit together like expensive lego and turning the power on back when I was 11
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When I was 11 I replaced a Dreamcast CD drive. Where's my article and cool nickname? Anony "Dream Machine" (as in Dreamcast) Mous
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>>74830114
I spent over an hour stressing that it wasn't working only for it to be that the RAM wasn't quite in properly. We're both fucking drongos but it won't matter much soon.
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>>74828494
>implying
Just because you find computers scawwy doesn't mean you nedd to project.
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>>74808133
>not soldering your own radio or amplifier when you where 8

kek
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>>74833238
This nigger knows what's up. There's basically no way to fuck up putting together a modern PC.
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>>74808762
HAHAHAHAHA

screencapped for epic post
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>>74808133

I was back in 96. I was 7 years old. I can't believe this shit makes the news nowadays.
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>>74808133
anybody with a brain can just spend a couple of days learning the basics of pc's and you're a computer expert, made some modey fixing computers because i'm that guy that fixes computers, once had a pc filled with 500 trojans woms and virus infested. fix'd it for free, that's how i make a litle extra money.
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>>74834307
Is this pic a joke on clockboy?
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>>74834517
no
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>>74808133
i remember having to buy a voodoo add on video card when i was 8 and calling tech support to get a driver floppy and being on hold forever took fucking 6 weeks in snailmail cause i live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere canada

at least i could play quake after that
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>>74834517
this is though
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>>74834583
>>74834307
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>>74834307
>>74834583
Not even cringe, because can't stop laughing.
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>>74834583
he said something about soldering CPUs in an interview
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>>74834680
>>74834704
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shiiiiiit where is da nobel prize for computer scienze???!!!!
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ah yes, another name for the list!
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>>74834801
Stap
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>>74834801
>imma just cut these wires to fix computah
>lemme put a lightbulb in the power supply for no reason

PFFFTHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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>>74834788
I don't doubt it.

Look at his face.

Look at it.

Who among you wouldn't want to kick the shit out of this smug little faggot
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>>74808133
Does he live in Koala Land?
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>>74808133
Is this even real? Then my PC build should be in the worldwide news.
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>>74834889
eyo hol up
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>>74834645
Glorious
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>>74808441
yeah but hes not white so this is considered an achievement
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>>74809307
Oh boy
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>>74834788
Yea, maybe 8bit register.
for like a calculator.
You can even buy such DIY kits for your toddler
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>>74834583
Jesus Christ
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WE WUZ TURING N SHIEEET
Western engineering > third world engineering
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>>74811121
AYYYY! I get it...
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>>74808441
Niggers aren't people
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>>74834987
This looks legit, i'm working at CPU removal factory, and we do it this way all the time.
Also,
>let me torch this connector with a solder iron.
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>>74808133

Because when I was 11 computers were really fucking hard to build and we didn't have dem programs.

Nowadays it's harder to build Lego than it is to build a computer, which is why I built one.
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>>74835170
Nice. I do data recovery myself.
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>>74834885

WE WUZ WHITE PEOPLE
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>>74834917
honestly, i think he just needs a tech-oriented big brother who's more interested in computers than generating sjw drama
but then again, i had nobody to help me with computers when i was his age and i didn't turn out to be a complete moron
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>>74812067
>tfw Australian satire is no more ridiculous than reality
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>>74808133
5/10
Try next time like this

¿ƖƖ ǝɹǝʍ ∩OY uǝɥʍ ǝɯɐƃoǝpiʌ ʇsɹiɟ ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ƆԀ uʍo ɹnoʎ ƃuiplinq noʎ ʇuǝɹǝʍ ʎɥʍ

ɹǝʇndɯoɔ-splinq-ɐʞoƃu-ɐnɥsoɾ-plo-ɹɐǝʎ-ƖƖ-pǝʇuǝlɐʇ/ǝlɔiʇɹɐ/ʞn˙oɔ˙ǝuiluo-ǝɔioʌ˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ
˙sɥʇuoɯ ʍǝɟ ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ uiɥʇiʍ ɥɔunɐl oʇ sǝdoɥ ǝɥ ɥɔiɥʍ 'ǝɯɐƃ oǝpiʌ ʇsɹiɟ siɥ uƃisǝp oʇ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʍǝu siɥ ǝsn oʇ ƃuiuuɐld ʍou si ɹǝʇsƃunoʎ pǝʇuǝlɐʇ ǝɥ┴<
˙ǝƃɐɹoʇs ɹoɟ ǝʌiɹp pɹɐɥ sǝʇʎqɐƃiƃ 00ϛ puɐ zʇɹǝɥɐƃiƃ 0ᄅ:Ɛ ɟo pǝǝds ɐ sɐɥ ǝuiɥɔɐɯ ǝɥ┴ ˙ʇi ǝsn oʇ ƃuiʇdɯǝʇʇɐ ʎlʇuɐʇsuoɔ sɹǝqɯǝɯ ʎliɯɐɟ ɥʇiʍ ɹɐlndod ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ɹɐɟ ʎq puɐ ǝɯoɥ ɐʞoƃN ǝɥʇ ui ʇsǝʇsɐɟ ǝɥʇ ʍou si ƆԀ 0Ɩ sʍopuiM ʍǝu s’ɐnɥsoſ<
˙uopuo˥ ʇsɐƎ ui ɯooɹpǝq siɥ ɯoɹɟ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɔǝds ɥƃiɥ ɐ ʇlinq sɐɥ piʞ zziɥʍ p˥O-ɹ∀ƎY-ƖƖ N∀<
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>>74835270
I think it turned out it was his father fanning the flames for the SJW shit because has some sort of important political position in sandland somewhere.

I'm sure someone else knows the specifics.
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>>74808133
but how did he reverse gravity?
kid's a fuckin genius
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>>74808133
>why werent you building your own PC to make your first videogame when YOU were 11?

I was too busy soldering power supplies for the circuit board kits my dad made and sold to people building their own computers. Also, instead of a making a video game, which is pretty limited with BASIC, I made an accounting program for listing inventory.
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>>74835207
Ah yes, the ol' good wrench data medium. You still deal with problems of lost clusters on chrome vanadium ones?
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>>74828839
>le free software guy
fuck off
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>>74835392
Oh man don't even get me started on those.
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>>74811736
It is if you are a dindu. Just like when people cheer when a 10 month old learns to walk. A dindu assembling a computer is basically the same as a human walking on the moon.
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>>74808578
>needing tutorials

there is absolutely nothing you can do wrong, except if you apply really strong force. the only thing that isn't "put square thing in square hole and round thing in round hole" is the mainboard-header. You can really plug these in wrongly, but as soon as you can read labels and a manuel you shouldn't have any problem.
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>>74808397
RPG Maker has a shitty engine but you can use ruby to slightly improve it.
Actually it's an interesting way to get familiar with ruby.
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I was hanging out with my friends playing outside, not even thinking of technology
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>>74810783
It was actually Potato banter (Or lack thereof)
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>>74835612
What the fuck are friends?
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>>74812571
>that one manual that was assbackwards as fuck and you ask your parents for help

You know the one
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The entire website is dedicated to a "black voice" in a country that has no discrimination against them. This is the best article you could find to shit on? 11 year old builds a shitty computer? There's all kinds of ammo loaded on the site I'm sure and you just found a sandcastle to step on instead.
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Ok, /pol/, brace for this.
>nigga compiles a Linux distro on his computah
>calls it Quantzaa brandnew operating system
>WE WUZ SOFTWARE ENGINEERS AND SHHEIT
>affirmative acclaims everywhere.
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>>74836134
They already have one senpai.
http://niggermania.net/forum/showthread.php?8623-Ubuntu-Linux-for-Niggers
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>>74808214
>>74808307
>>74808352
>>74808458
Wow, all these geniuses shitposting in an anti-black kid thread.

I guess /pol/ is the graveyard that white non-achievers come to die in.
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>>74832348
>not debian
>not nixos
>not slackw
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>>74832348
this tbqhwy familia
fucking casuals
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>>74808133
I am surprised that the thread title isn't "Young black bull constructs high end supercompuer!How can white boi even compete?"

Thank you for not doing this
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