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I bet you cucks stand with burnie panders
http://www.isidewith.com/
Get on my level
>>74784982
>leaf
Checks out
>>74784027
>Hillary Clinton
>criminal issues
heh
>>74785030
The Yankee above me got literally 10 times higher with Clinton and Bernie fuck off
>>74784982
why do you Canadians care so much? nice job disagreeing with Hillary btw
>>74785540
Care about what?
>>74784027
Shawna can be my mamam
>>74785622
american politics
>>74785785
We don't really care, it's just during the elections we're interested in the policies of each person running. You're our biggest trading partner so we want to see who will benefit us the most, your politics are important for us but this is the same thing for any smaller country who does a lot of trade with a bigger country.
>>74786004
you guys should get your own trump next time. when ever that is
>>74786095
If I were to vote I'd vote for Trump still I think he would be better for Canada economically also
>>74786194
>Bernie that high
>>74786095
who the fuck is kevin mccormick?
>>74786268
We're always behind you, Harper was our Bush, Trudeau is our Obama, we'll get our Trump
>>74786352
no fucking clue
how did you get Panders right under the Trump?
The main problem with these tests is that it's such a pain to classify "how strongly" you feel about each issue, so it ends up just being pretty random.
What they should do is ask your opinion on each topic, then afterwards present them two at a time and ask you to click on the one you feel is more important. After it's run through that there would be an actual hierarchy of significance determined.
Touhou Sort style http://tohosort.comoj.com/
>>74786352
best guess
>>74784027
I got the 3 Libertarians and then Trump.
>>74786451
>>74786491
I answered everything honestly
>>74786501
Sometimes they don't have the answer you want such as hang all murderers, and deport all non whites
>>74785030
>nothing else to say other than leaf
checks out
>>74786620
they have more in common than Sanders and Hillary
>>74786694
there are rarely candidates campaigning on those platforms, to be fair
>>74784027
>>74784982
Full pleb status
Who even is this fuck pushing the god emperor down to #2
>>74786813
>>74786194
>>74786095
>>74784982
we should meme in a 3rd party candidate in 2020
>>74784027
Same here famalam
>>74787109
I'm in NY, a state where Hillary could praise a former KKK member and Trump would still win.
So I'm planning on it.
>>74784027
yes i did
>>74787336
What results did your wife's son get?
>>74786716
This
Trump and Sanders seriously have pretty damn similar polices.
>>74787507
LOL thats a meme.
>>74787574
not on the important issues like taxation
>>74787598
I thought a maymay would be right up your alley since you like maymay candidates.
>>74784027
R8 me.
>>74787814
I know this sounds hard to believe, but their taxation plans are pretty fucking close too. Seriously, look them up and compare them; their proposed tax rates for each bracket are within a few points of each other's. The only difference with Bernie is that he's really focused on closing loopholes that allow big corporations not to pay their taxes.
>>74788091
Faggot
>>74788241
Taxation is theft, corporations and people should not pay an income or sales tax
>>74788241
no
also trump will also reduce business income tax to %15. burnie will drive large companies else where and prevent the growth of small businesses
>>74788423
dood, leave canadia
>>74788674
Why?
>>74784027
Three way tie between Kevin McCormick (Libertarian), Jill Stein (Green) and Bernie Sanders (Dem). No idea how that happened, there's not a single chance I would ever vote for any of those three.
>>74788888
because
>Taxation is theft, corporations and people should not pay an income or sales tax
Kraut coming through...
wtf.....
Trump at 81% under Marc Allan Feldman and Gary Johnson FYI.
>>74789056
Is there a white country with no income or sales tax and no gun regulation? If there is I'll move there right away. But seriously, I love the commonwealth and Canada too much
>>74789158
hmmmm, Somalia maybe... also Greece doesn't know how to collect taxes
>>74789158
Best Tax Haven imo is Liechtenstein.
Not much degeneracy and a constitutional monarchy. They are pretty based, but the gun laws are shit.
But basically the nearest you'll get to a libertarian country.
>>74789260
I asked for a White country
>>74789295
Would rather not pledge allegiance to a foreign queen desu lad
>>74789371
Mate, I'm sorry but their prince is 600x better than your shitty queen.
He literally is a libertarian and the one resposible for the economic freedoms.
>>74789542
I don't care, god save the queen
Trump was my least choice, Hillary came just after all the libertarians. Seriously didn't think so
>I'm a good boy
>I'm a good boy
>I'm a good boy
>>74789872
.. and Trump @ 44%
>>74789133
>>74788091
>>74787269
>Shawna sterling
Who is this semen demon
K E K
>>74784027
ted cruz is probably a sociopath
most ppl can see that, that's why he lost
Republican in america, Nationalist in the caliphate.
If my army doesn't want me can I come fight for you fucks?
I like their compass by the way.
Better than most political compasses tbqh.
a small government republican that running on telling ppl not to masturbate
probably a big problem with his followers
eew
>>74790697
he probably knows any one that would take him seriously is an idiot
Ayy
>Bernie sanders
>A bunch of libertarians
What.
ted cruz's room mate in college says he was a slob
and he didn't practice what he preaches today
>>74791428
Keep
>>74791491
There's a lot of social/criminal/domestic issues but not a lot of economic issues on the test.
Craig Mazin @clmazin Apr 13
Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.
>>74792192
I actually wonder how that would work out with the military.
>>74792324
I wonder how they define acting against the interests of the us
sanders?
http://www.playbuzz.com/joycemartin10/can-you-pass-the-sociopath-test
>>74784027
took this before and got Rand Paul
what was cruz gonna do make all males wear one of these, and if you're caught without yours on you go to jail?
the most superficial candidate since Christine O'Donnell
>>74793805
make all males wear one of these
>>74793805
Just allow parents to beat their kids if they masturbate
itt, small government republicans that have a lot in common with billionaires
http://www.goodjobsfirst.org/subsidy-tracker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q
one of the greats of the republican party
screwing over the working class for 30 years
https://www.thestar.com/opinion/editorialopinion/2011/08/12/apocalyptic_crisis_budgeting.html
>>74794901
>the star
This is pro Republic trash that disguises opinion pieces as news
>>74793805
I want watch this. Its girls crying about how they accidentally popped their cherry while masturbating too vigorously right? Please
>>74795042
It doubly hurts me because it shows such ignorance about their own anatomy.
>>74795026
it's also true.
you can ask him
>>74795026
you rightwing nutjobs are so filled with hate that you will screw yourself over if you think it will hurt others
the right treats the peasants like children
they talk down to ppl
they rip you off
and you love them
http://usuncut.com/class-war/10-corporate-welfare-programs-that-will-make-your-blood-boil/
to the cruz supporters
where in the constitution does it say taxpayers have to subsidize corporations?
constitutionalists my ass
>>74792324
doubtful, the U.S. military moves its people around like crazy, hard to organize
but it would be naive to say it couldn't happen
>>74796491
where in the constitution does it say taxpayers will pay for research and development and then hand off the discoveries to corporations to get whatever the market will bare?
you pay twice
>>74797040
correction. it's the same here
we* pay twice
>>74796887
didn't trump say he wanted to pic his own generals
trump wants trump bootlickers wherever he can put them
what could possibility go wrong?
>>74797258
look everyone, I politically aline with a sociopath
>>74797668
>implying Shillary and the Don Tron are not sociopaths
>>74797778
hillary and donald are just opportunist
when you get a little older you'll be able to spot the difference
I still believe!!!
>>74792913
this is stupid
>>74798044
how is that a bad thing? and who are you implying is not an opportunist?
>>74798364
what is that buzzfeed?
>>74798364
it's a valid question
all the tests are asking the same thing
you don't have to use any particular words to ask someone if he gives a shit about his fellow man
Commiefornian here, how woke am I?
>>74784027
>Bar chart shows Trump is higher
>Issues sided with shows 5 for Trump and 0 for Cruz
>Places me with Cruz anyways
Hillary being on the main page should have been clue enough, but the anti-Trump shilling is heavy on that site.
>>74799010
look everyone, I politically aline with a fringe wingnut
>>74799455
>The principals this country was founded on
>Fringe wing nut
>>74799657
what principals? it's a fairytale with many optional truths
i have never heard of this guy but i like him already
>tfw god emperor only 75%
is this our 2020 candidate?
>>74799010
a bunch of literally whos
back in the day
>>74799867
>America's founding
>A fairytale
>>74799911
did you know the pyramids were storing grain when they weren't flying off to fight the cardassians?
>>74786451
because they're the same in a lot of ways
>>74800178
Oddly enough that was taken about a week before he made those comments.
>>74800091
they talked a lot about freedom while They owned slaves
>>74800600
The African Negroid is not human though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaZORYaygo0
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GARY JOHNSON WANT TO GET RID OF INCOME AND CORPORATE TAX
http://watchdog.org/159115/johnson-abolish-irs/
>>74800884
Look Everyone!! I'm afraid of my superiors
>>74801543
simple answers for simple minds
>>74801205
i remember when i first discovered the libertarian party.
>>74799355
illuminate confirmed
>>74786352
the one that always got killed in south park
>>74801638
then you learned that the jews did 9/11 and democrats and republicans are allies
>>74790084
http://www.mediaite.com/online/this-kentucky-gop-senate-candidates-bizarre-website-is-perfect/
fuggin lel
her campaign site is on blogspot
>>74801782
comunist reptilians actually.
>>74801911
and nukes aren't even real
wake up
>>74801511
>superiors
>getting enslaved
ppl should be able to feel you ppl up for free
>>74802553
we need a real libertarian candidate to make rape legal
>>74802780
who the fuck is "we" ?
>>74803165
the woke ppl
>>74784027
misslecruz im now#
I was on the Trump train but now im a kevincuck
I got mccormick and 2 other libertarians.
Who the hell is kevin mccormick? He seems cool.
>>74786552
their logo kinda looks presidential-ish
>>74791491
>sanders
>mcafee
my buddy
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