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2016-05-22 15:45:34 Post No. 74752631
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Anonymous
2016-05-22 15:45:34
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>Year 2017
>Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States
>America is split between those who support Trump and those who wish death upon him
>America is on the verge of a civil war as Trump is almost ready to give his first major speech
>Crowd is both booing with disgust and screaming with ecstatic support for the new president
>Suddenly trump reaches into his jacket
>The whole room goes silent
>He takes out a mobile phone
>'Activate it'
>Suddenly 'Born In The U.S.A.' by Bruce Springsteen starts blasting from the speakers
>No one can hear the screams of agony from the crowd as their ear-drums get absolutely annihilated by the sheer volume of the song
>Trump raises his hands as twenty seven white eagles fly into the room and begin circling around his orange face.
>All borders open up and American soldiers help Mexican immigrants and Muslim refugees cross into the mighty land of USA safely
>Every single man, woman and child crossing the border is given an 'American Citizen' sticker.
>Guantanamo Bay get's blasted the fuck out of existence by a nuclear warhead the size of Florida - completely destroying the whole of Cuba along with it.
>Trump rips off his suit to reveal a tight fitting latex bondage attire - jamming a bright red ballgag into his mouth as his nipples are teased with a voltage of 5,000,000v as people begin to see his current affairs have been one big ruse
>Military Police raid every single household for guns in America and new strict gun control law prevents even the police from carrying any firearms.
>Every single abortion clinic is open 24/7 and offers free service to any woman over the age of 3.
>Trump ejaculates with force of 45 thousand September 11 attacks
>The holy seed splashes into the crowd - everyone suddenly seeing Trump as the new Messiah.
So why do you not want to vote Trump?