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https://twitter.com/notch/status/734317509873139716
BOI HE BOUTTA DOIT
MY NIGGA WENT IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
>>74739259
Maybe Notch isn't so bad after all.
but he's a
>WHITE
>FUCKING
>MALE
triggered as fuck
>>74739362
he's slowly slipping over the edge.
Also he seems like he's one bad date away from going MGTOW.
>>74739259
Wow, what a racist!
>>74739362
he's a NEET
>make shitty block game
>autistic children rush to buy it
>millions of sales
>microsoft gives you a billion dollars for it
>tfw
Finally a Swed standing up for himself. What a glorious day. I knew those viking genes weren't completely bred out. Does anybody know what I can do to support him? The more red-pilled game developers there are the better.
>>74739475
>Notch
He'd be a retard not to at this point. He was married for like a year and his cunt wife took half his shit. He made a lot of god damn money off of minecraft.
Does he still browse 4chan?
>>74739833
No, I don't
>>74739833
once on 4chan, forever on 4chan
>>74739694
The fact that women are entitled to half your shit even when there are no children at all involved is fucking insanity.
>cuntfusing
Oh that's good.
That's really good.
I wish this fat fucker would hurry up and release Half Life 3
>>74739694
Good thing he waited to sell MC until after she left.
>>74739259
He's rich, he don't need to give a shit
>>74739676
I think he's pretty much off the rails these days. He's part of the elite now anyway, he doesn't need any help.
>>74739984
that relieved my anger
Notch is cool he made some good business descisions not the same I will as I want to keep my game as mah baby!
>But I have spoken with him good guy.
>>74739694
>He was married for like a year and his cunt wife took half his shit.
>getting famous
>then getting married
like why do people do this? I understand being poor and wanting companionship, but having a lot of money and looking for a wife? you might as well just find a random chick and cut her a check
>>74739984
She'll probably get half of it anyway.
>>74739984
>>74740073
oh man the fire almost rose inside me
>>74739984
I almost feel bad for Notch. Almost. Made a super popular game beloved by autists, got fucking stupid rich. Then a cunt took half after a year or so, he has few friends left, and is miserable despite being wealthy.
All of this unfolded because he made a ripoff game of infiniminer with lots of bugs and half-finished features. I wonder what his life would be like if he never got famous.
>be swedish
>become rich
>immediately leave sweden
>>74740199
Yeah bitches gone be bitches I totally get why you beat em.
Notch is me if I got insanely rich. Just sitting around shitposting all day.
>>74740217
Probably the same as it is now only he'd be also working some shitty 9/5 job instead of chilling in his villa in LA with more money than he could ever spend.
>>74739259
if i gave a shit about twitter or hash tags, i would probably use cuntfusing till it caused a feminist to kill herself.
then i would keep going.
>>74740226
This is usually how it goes, most companies that get started here leave after they grow by enough because after a point there is literally 0 reason to have a large company in Sweden.
https://twitter.com/notch/status/671771939342557184
>>74740217
He would act like the typical swede, advocate for fag equality, white guilt, mass immigration, and every other left-wing belief. It's only because of his wealth has he embraced some pride in himself.
>>74739259
>ANGRY
fucking white people
How to handle the aftermath.
>>74739954
low quality bantz m8. have a (You).
>>74739833
Do you still browse 4chan?
>>74739470
God damnit, it's
>fucking a white male
I'm beginning to think that Harriet character he interacted with is a troll account.
>>74740493
>Itself
>Doesn't answer notch's question
I hate faggots and feminists so much.
>>74740340
>having a billion dollars
>moving to LA of all god-forsaken awful places
>>74739259
MADMAN
A......A
D......D
MADMAN
A......A
M.....N
Anyone an Animator ? Programmer? Level Artist?
oh shit waddup
>>74739259
HOLY SHIT NOTCHNIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Fucking based as hell. Hard to believe he is swedish
>>74739259
>You will never be a billionaire who can give zero fucks what anybody else thinks
Feels bad man.
>>74740493
>a man is mansplaining why men can't take issue with the word mansplaining
>>74740674
You can give zero fucks if you're poor, you have nothing to lose
>>74739259
Fuuuuushiiiiooooon HAAAAAAA
>>74740493
>im a man defining itself as femnist ally
WHAT A FUCKING
KEK
U
C
K
>>74740226
you pay a statetax of atleast 30 % and then some. Think roughly 45 % of my paycheck goes to the government.
Been trying to get out, but my company has no positions except in Denmark or Norway and they pay equal tax.
>>74740493
I thought male feminists was a /pol/ meme.
I mean I know there are dudes that pretend to me "ally's" to get with feminist bitches but this dude is actually calling himself "itself" and using the term patriarchy unironically.
What the actual fuck.
>>74739259
>cuntfusing
Shit. That's not even a appropriately measured retribution.
His money is definitely starting to show. Good times.
>>74740370
*sheathes katana
>cuntfusing
pic related?
>>74740674
lol what a faggot
>>74740786
ikr
>calling your self IT
absolute cuck
>>74740423
He deleted it, what did he say?
>>74740816
Bazza why
>>74739664
You sound salty as fuck to be honest. Sorry you have to be a failure NEET.
I guess one too many videos of minecraft porn have sent this Swede off the deep end
they better beef up the security at the rapefugee centers because he's about to breivik that shit
>>74740798
*teleports behind you*
>>74740816
i'm going to have to talk to your prime minister about this post
>>74740866
he didnt
>>74740866
no it isn't
>>74740786
Here's a Swedish male feminist(eng subs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFeALskQYno
It's a shame because he's a qt
>>74740493
that gordon faggot is all kinds of fucked in the head
what in the christ is that
>>74740816
WHAT THE FUCK
IMAGINE BRINGING HER HOME ON YOUR WEDDING DAY AND SHE SAYS TO YOU HOLD ON LET ME UNZIP MY PUSSY WHAT THE FUCK
>>74740732
GREATEST FEMMINST ALLY
>>74740674
Fuck moot. Ever since we got Hirohito meme magic became real.
>>74740571
>God damnit, it's
>>fucking a white male
Male white, fucking a!
>>74740908
>literally riding your mom's ass
baka senpai
>>74740951
>>74740942
fucking dropped
>>74740786
Buddy, When I was still a normie I knew male feminists were a real thing and not a dank maymay
>>74740942
هجوم
>>74740493
>I'm a man defining itself as a feminist ally
>itself
>feminist ally
>defining
congratulations Qaddafi, you've found the worst tweet ever.
>>74740896
I want all the fucking Chads off the board right now.
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON MENU BOYS
>>74740493
>Feminist ally
>>74740428
Thank god for him that he got the fuck out of there. Even L.A. is better for your manhood than Sweden.
>>74741016
>wedding day
>>74741016
At least you'd know she was a virgin
>>74740816
>*unzips dick*
FUCKING MEME PUSSY
I have played tf2 with him a couple of times... he was pretty mediocre.
hey fatso, if you are in this thread, name the server?
I dont get #mansplaining? If we talk seriously over their heads its somehow sexist? Like we need to babydick our speech for retard women?
now im #cuntfused
>>74740966
Shit like this makes me welcome our new Muslim overlords. What's with the retard zombie moan? Is that what they actually sound like?
>>74739259
Is she using a 'and into the trash it goes' reaction image in her post?
Didn't /pol/ start that?
Are the normies stealing our memes?
>>74739259
>#cuntfusing
TOP FUCKING NOTCH
>>74740722
I do it all the time.
>>74741168
>If we talk seriously over their heads its somehow sexist?
Anon.. It's literally 'explaining something to a woman, while being a man'
An inherently sexist act! :^)
>>74740942
>>74740951
What a huge faggot.
This just proves that billionaires are the smartest people on Earth. There's a reason they have so much money. I used to think Minecraft's success was complete dumb luck, but maybe it was because he's actually an intelligent person.
Notice how the biggest faggots are always millionaires, especially actors and musicians. Steve Jobs was a billionaire, but he's dead as shit so it doesn't count.
>>74739362
He's rich enough to not have to give a fuck anymore. Like Trump.
>>74741197
Fun fact, Finns started making assumptions that Swedish men are "like that" after WWII because the language sounds so faggy compared to our monotone speech
>>74739954
>>74739259
long live the notch.
>>74741282
Steve Jobs also thought he could cure pancreatic cancer with acupuncture and coffee enemas
what if notch lost all his weight and became a chad?
>>74741117
It's bring your wife's son to work day.
I'm kidding, these guys don't work they are welfare rats.
>>74740135
> this.
have nothing, get girlfriend, work your way up. that is real.
have everything, buy girlfriend, or she sees she can just move into your life, gets bored...cheats, divorces you snd takes your shit...
>>74741117
tahts a boy
>>74741437
>tfw what is a pre-marriage contract.
>>74741218
Buddy, normies have starting calling themselves normies. They have been stealing memes since forever.
>>74740217
4chan is the only friend he needs
>>74741218
its called an emoji
>>74739259
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
I still say "chicksplaining" is a better counter though.
>>74741218
>Are the normies stealing our memes?
Since 2003 yeah
>>74739259
Read his tweets
He believes men and women are equal
>>74741282
I honestly thought Steve Jobs was clinically retarded because he decided to use natural medicine to cure his cancer over a simple surgery.
>>74741359
Yeah compare that guy with Finns and you can really see the difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA
>>74741124
We're not all atheist Degenerates like you
>>74741134
No, some man had to touch her pussy and put a zipper on it that's worse than getting a Dick inside you at least a dick is natural a zipper isn't
![5919662+_26bab78e1cb742ccac018d730838f9de[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u4I3piM.jpg "5919662+ 26bab78e1cb742ccac018d730838f9de[1]")
>>74740493
>don't beleive me? It's all in the numbers;
>number one, that's patriarchy
>number two, that's patriarchy
>>74740493
He's pretty much this guy incarnate.
>>74741649
in all aspects except biology they are.
>>74741545
Something thats thrown out in most cases for being unfair
>>74741145
>not unzips foreskin
>>74741545
Those are often thrown out by judges in the US. Nothing will stop her from getting your money.
>>74741721
kek way to salt his wound
>>74741218
yes it's a pol thing.
I wonder how much the idiots would implode if they realized their memes are from this board.
>>74739833
you are here forever, leaf. kek bless you
>>74741641
thats lame
>>74741678
Didn't he decide to go with juice cleanses to treat his cancer?
>>74741681
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFCqUROWEKU
>>74741690
You mean they're not born with zippers!?
brb domestic violence
>>74740653
>Programmer
Sup?
>>74741545
lol that prenub shit will not work these days, theres like infinite situational loop holes for your wife to exploit.
>>74741678
What kind of cancer did he have?
>>74740493
>im a man defining itself as femnist ally
>itself
>i t s e l f
> i t s e l f
atleast it knows it's place
>>74739878
Underrated
>>74741720
Not in my country.
>>74741678
To be fair, surgery doesn't cure cancer either. Many times, it can spread even faster once you're cut open and it's messed with. I've seen it happen to my dad's friend.
I'm sure it can work sometimes, but my guess is that sometimes tumors will just grow faster if they're cut out.
Notch No!
>>74741712
No they aren't.
>>74740493
Number 1: That's patriarchy
Number 2: That's patriarchy
>>74740942
>>74740951
What is it with people saying
>the rest of the world is laughing at us
when this is absolutely not true? Your one foreign friend on twitter isnt the world god damn
>>74741780
>Americans will never know the feeling of unzipping their foreskin and storing their loonies and toonies in it
>>74741836
I'm so sorry you had to find out this way Bruce
>>74741859
They don't consider themselves human anymore so it follows that they don't choose what is best for humanity anymore. It's a disease that takes control of the host's body.
>>74741434
>shit skin
Guarenteed
>>74741846
well thats why I'm going to get married in my country where this type of shit does not fly. And the law states that when you divorce you split 50/50 of all the assets BOTH of you made only during the marriage. So if I have $2m before the marriage she cant even take a cent out of that.
>cuntfusing
I know what word I'm using from now on when I hear "manspreading" or "mansplaining"
Not surprising, he's filthy rich, and smart enough to invest his fortune in high return low risk bonds, so he can say whatever the fuck he wants. This is called fuck you Money.
>>74740493
>concerned people
WE WUZ PEOPLE OF CONCERN!
>>74741434
WHAT THE FUCK SHES 15!!! When I was in grade 9 this girl gave a guy a handjob and she was called the school whore. Everyone used to ask her if they can get a handjob from her I remember she was always crying in class she ended up leaving after the semester ended kek
>>74741721
>implying I wanted to have a forskin
>I would've gotten cricumsized anyway because it looks nicer too me
>>74742118
But Yankee girls like foreskins
>>74742118
>good goy is brainwashed about the reality of penile mutilation .
>>74742098
It was exactly the same way here too, and that was only 15 years ago.
>>74741801
Hey what's this fucking Mudslime Burger Flag stealing wannabe doing on my board you bootleg burger!
>>74742159
lolno
Where did you come up with that, maplenigger?
>>74740135
I doubt she took half his shit. He must have written a prenup or something. Anyways NEVER EVER marry without a prenup.
>>74739259
>first james
>now notch
Is 2016 the year of the un-cucking?
>>74742068
Terrible. Buddy of mine's mother had that. One of the worst cancers you can get. It killed her in 2 years.
>>74739259
NOTCH!
O
T
C
H
!
Because he's the herobrine we deserve, but not the one we need right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our herobrine. He's a silent guardian.
>>74739259
And without fail, watch the cucks come flooding in to defend m'lady and show off what good feminist "allies" they are.
>>74739259
those millions of 12 yr old notch followers are about to take the red pill....
>>74741168
Prolly they thought it was inconvenient that "lecturing" was unisex since it implies women can do wrong. (Also it has an actual meaning so people can disprove it if you just throw it at them randomly.)
>>74741832
I know this guy what the fuig
>>74742249
The fact that Steve "I take credit for other peoples genius ideas" Jobs died from PC is pretty funny famalam
>>74742205
I was in grade 9 10 years ago, I remember when my friend got his first girlfriend he said he felt kind of weird having sex with her because she had sex with 2 other guys before him and it kind of grosses him out. I don't even want to know how awful the kids in school are now a days
>>74742248
>james
?
>>74739259
Are women actually this retarded?
I mean I always knew you had to keep them in line but shit nigga
>>74742268
Wait, is notch actually zimmerman in disguise? Both are fat and jewish, and have never been seen in the same place at the same time.
OH FUCK
>>74742268
>minecraft
>GOAT
This offends me
>>74742236
When they suck my dick and tell me now it looks so nice and smooth you fucking chap dick cunt. Do you want some Burt's bees for your scabbed dick paki?
>>74739259
SWEDEN
YES
>>74740942
Please don't hurt us
>>74740521
I think you mean
>how to manhandle the aftermath
>>74742159
Most girls I've met told me men look better without foreskin.
>>74741434
Gotta get those numbers up somehow, dis a hoe down.
>>74742437
BASED
A
S
E
D
>inb4 microdick silently removes him
>>74742410
AVGN
aka cuck
>>74742437
Hmm what do you do when a man isn't putting up with your bullshit, but you're not in the same room as them?
*SIGH*
What comes next? Virtual fake crying?
>>74742481
Isn't it a bit early to be drinking, Wang?
>>74739259
>being be so rich you can piss off normies and suffer practically zero social consequences
What a baller.
>>74742407
Myspace was just becoming a thing in my final year.
>>74742530
He already sold it to them. He's done with Minecraft. That's why he's free to speak his mind now.
>cuntfusing
I'm gonna start using this lel
>>74742437
Yes women are retarded. They Think they can call men shit and get away with it. In reality men are getting fucking sick and tired of this fucking constant bitching.
>>74742440
He's not Jewish m8
>>74742502
>caring about women's opinions
That's where you fucked up.
>>74740521
shoot, I hope he has a manday
>>74742502
Out of maybe 10 American girls 1 told me she likes cut better but she was Jewish and still fucked me, maybe they just don't like American men and can't stay away from a beautiful uncut Canadian cock
>>74742437
>plays MC on Windows
>>74742594
yeah but *they* may be not done with him.
>>74740038
Let's spam reddit with gofundme pages anyway. The more redditors that depart from their money the funnier.
>>74742501
you mean mandle the mantermath
>>74742502
it ain't designed for looks :)
>>74742670
manyou manmean mandle theman mantermath.
>>74742572
Only if you're a faggot
>>74742587
What the fuck so nasty
>>74742410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7_0-jidcTA
>>74741046
It was December 1st though, who knows what he thinks now. A lot of people's views have changed since then.
>>74739259
notch is a fat no talent "game*" stealing hack
but this was funny
(* minecraft is not a game)
>>74742587
Lel, I was in grade 12 10 years ago. There were no cellphones (a few people had Nokia 3310s) and there was no social media. Jesus, life was so much simpler then.
>>74742159
No they don't, just the libtard ones
>>74740217
who gives a fuck about friends when youre a billionaire,everyone is your friend
>>74739259
Notch YES
>>74741712
>they're marginally different
>so they're equal because I feel like it
>>74742437
*Sighs*
HOL UP
*Throws minecraft out the window*
YOU SAYIN
*Hoards cats*
AY YO
*Feels threatened*
YOU'S BE SAYIN
*Buys organic tofu*
THAT
*Graffitis mars symbol on front door*
AY, AY AY
*Exhausts tumblrs server space*
YOU SAYIN
*Lives in western civilization despite hating it*
THAT YOU'RE NOT SORRY???????
>>74740099
Faggot
>>74739676
>Swedes
>Vikings
>B-BUT MUH KEIVAN RUS
All notch has to do is say "I am a billionaire" and he automatically wins any argument.
The biggest danish newspaper just made an article about mansplaining YESTERDAY.
http://www.b.dk/nationalt/maend-der-afbryder-kvinder
YOU SAID YOU WOULD CONTAIN IT, AMERICANS. YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T SPREAD TO EUROPE. YOU HAVE LITTERALLY DOOMED US ALL. I DON'T WANT MY COUNTRY TO BE TURNED INTO AN AMERICAN COLLEGE CAMPUS. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. I AM NOW A CLINTORIS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74742904
You're just mad it's not a meme American women crave Canadian cock
>>74739259
If I was him i'd just join SD and run for fucking prime minister or president.
>>74741282
steve jobs ripped off his only "friend" to the tune of tens of thousands and stole all his ideas from star trek. his only "insight" was into the barren minds of vapid college chicks and what color accessories would sell them iProducts. he was a retard who got lucky more than once. bill gates literally saved his company in the 90s just because he could.
>>74742301
Do they make these fuckers in a factory?
>>74742657
Underrated bantz from sven.
>>74742650
Women tell men what they know they want to hear, stop being retarded.
>>74743027
Lol the feminists here are trying to translate it and make it a thing, it just sounds fucking retarded
>>74740942
self deprecating loser detected
>>74740493
Damn son. One-two punch.
>>74741874
What the fuck are you talking about senpai. That's not even remotely true.
>>74740674
You don't need to be billionaire to do that. you just need a backbone.
>>74742410
James rolfe, a dude who said he wasn't going to review the new ghostbusters movie, and subsequent was smeared by around 25 different e-magazines like salon etc.
>>74743027
people blame sweden and germany but America is the biggest SJW cancer on this palnet
>>74742636
>not sonday
So close
>>74741286
>>74739362
He got rich and then super pissed because there was nothing else to do. He said he got invited to parties and eventually coachella and all he did was sit in a private club during day and do nothing. He claimed everyone that attends these "high end" shit are not there to have a good time but just for PR and if you have money it's pointless to live that lifestyle as there is nothing to gain, because the others are just trying to climb the fame ladder and are boring as fuck.
>>74741693
kek
>>74739259
notch and all of you fell for a obvious troll jesus christ
>>74743101
You're just in denial, you'll never be as much as a man as me because you let doctor kikenburg take away your manhood kek maybe that's why your women want immigrants so badly they crave a real man. Maybe you should go to Europe, they love circumcised cocks there just look at all the Arabs their women fuck
>>74740896
is that from saltybet
>>74739259
HOLY SHIT
>cuntfusing
goddamn I hate Notch but that is some funny shit
>>74741023
i dislike his mod strategy though
it's like they can't fucking decide whether to leave people alone or go full rule nazi
>>74742650
I'd wager I know a couple more American girls than you, Ling Ling
>>74741282
Minecraft succeeded because it targeted the base building/Dungeon Keeper niche that had been neglected for so long. His other forays into game development were not so good.
Still, he's a cool guy.
>>74743101
>This
>Chadnadian doesn't realize women lie about their poinion on a guy's penis all the time.
>>74743177
Salon is the biggest dumpster fire on earth. I don't even think their own writers believe the shit they spew.
>>74740674
m00t should have spent more time moderating 4chan and less time smoking meth.
Now both are fucked up and we have boards like /cgl/
>>74743327
And thank god for that Jose
>>74743204
Yeah no, we are the most conservative country in the west besides russia.
TOP NOTCH
O
P
N
O
T
C
H
Making muh mancoffee. Gonna do some manstudying than I do some maneating Before I go to manbead.
>>74740942
>leftist does not realise that they are the laughingstock
>>74743350
Sh..she's just lying
Sh..she d...doesn't actually l.ll.like uncut she's just saying that for h.him!
But oh man watching her work that uncut cock is so hot I need to stroke my tiny cut dick but I have no lube life is so hard why did we have to invent cuck porn *cuts wrist for attention*
>>74743256
I'm not arguing for or circumcision faggot. And you have no idea if I'm cut or not. I'm telling you women say what they know a man wants to hear. It's common fucking sense nigger
>>74742326
Gen Z will pick up the torch.
>>74743427
LMAO
Excuse me. I'm going to go fire up MC right now.
>>74743381
Nigger, I'm German. Get out of here with your impurity
>>74743041
Moosefucker im from nebraska, the only csnadians that make it that far end up falling for the bbc meme, then leave because there aren't many left leaning coffee establishments to work at.
>>74743494
For or against*
>>74743494
What they say and what they do is different
When she's working my uncut cock like her life depended on it I'm going to assume she's into it now fuck off with your shitposting
>>74743427
I'd say you have more of the extremes. Feminists and SJWs in Europe do nothing but parrot the american left with cringy translation of tumblr lingo
>>74743483
>porn as an example
I bet you think that black guys on average have bigger dicks, huh?
>>74740217
>lots of bugs and half-finished features.
You're projecting. Fuck off back to >>>/v/.
>>74742657
>plays mc
>>74743520
Take a look at a political map of the country some time. Cities are breeding grounds for liberalism and social justice and our cities are relatively few and far between.
>>74743349
Wurm was alright but hilariously autistic.
>>74743441
Holy shit, what if notch becomes the reverse george soros?
Hypothetical Question:
What would happen if you made a great game that sold 2M times on steam, and you are very offensive on twitter?
Say, your personal twitter, or the companies twitter? You used the N word, call feminists ugly cunts or whatever.
Basicly your video game is great but you are very offensive, racist and ehrm "sexist" on your twitter account.
Will steam cancel your game or something?
>>74743551
I'm so sorry for you
>>74743558
Canadians don't drink coffee unless they're working class or Chinese immigrants dumb nigger if it weren't for French Cucks tea would be more popular here
>>74739259
HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>74743520
>t. Achmed
>>74743595
You're the one shitposting leaf. Whores work cock all the time whether cut or not. Stop being so fucking retarded. Then again, I'm trying to reason with a leaf so whose the real retard here
>>74742437
yeah that will show microshit who's boss!
>>74743595
You have the most idiotic argument ever
>I fucked a girl with it
>>74743625
I don't think about Niggers
>>74741016
kek
>>74740639
Have you seen his house though? Its worth living in LA just so he can live in that fucked. Plus it's so big that when you're there you probably forget you're in LA in the first place.
>>74740786
We are always right.
>>74741545
>Pre marital contract
Proof that durring your relationship you didn't break her far enough.
Proof that you didn't choose the right girl
And that you are so pathetic that you still go through with the marriage
>>74739916
yeah it's seriously a scam
>>74743663
Steam probably would cancel your game. There have been little hints here and there that that's just under the surface.
>>74743669
>I'm so sorry for you
>Projecting this hard
>>74743709
Typical American. Try and start shit get hit and back off kek just like Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan LMAO
>>74743483
8' inch isn't tiny numb nuts.
You're a sad strange man to spend your time trying convince complete strangers how much of a sex life you have when you most likely don't have one. Remember Anon, anime body pillows don't count.
>>74743669
Doesn't change the fact they're drawn to those dens of college aged degeneracy because of who else hangs out there.
>>74743785
Being a German is almost as bad as being a cuck, sometimes people assume the terms are interchangeable but they aren't there's very small differences, a German is a cuck who exclusively enjoys watching Arabs take his wife but a cuck can be any man.
>>74740931
Pls murrica! We are sorry for that post. Pls I beg you. We are already on bandwidth rations.
Let's say for a second we do hate the movie because it's got four female leads...
WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY TO CHANGE THAT SHIT AND PISS US OFF?
>>74743716
>Niggers
Ooh, trying to fit in with the Kool kids by being le edgy now? Protip: you don't capitalize it
>>74743791
Haha, nice try leaf. I'm not taking your desperate bait trying to start a new argument after losing this one.
Go chug some maple syrup
>>74743663
nah since your game generates shekels which you share with gabe.
especially if you post as a Sven Svennson, not as a company official.
>>74743663
As long as the game doesn't break any rules it's fine. Any time SJWs have tried to pull bullshit on the steam store with cockblocking offensive titles, Gaben has always personally taken care of it.
He's very much for the free ideas market without censorship or politics. Dunno what will happen once he's gone.
>>74743869
I'm not an immigrant, dumbass. I have German blood. Fucking hell,
>Leaves in charge of critical thinking
>ever
>>74743819
>I'm gonna tell him I have a huge dick on 4chan hahaha that will win my argument
I don't watch anime I don't know anything about anime besides the fact that it's not white so I don't care about it
>>74743840
Only Americans and Europeans like coffee because it's the same colour as their bull.
>>74743663
Nothing, only time that happened was when a guy threatened to kill Gabe Newell.
They relisted his game after pulling it, fucking cucks.
Also Notch doesnt work with Minecraft anymore, it's not his IP. Microsoft bought it from his, he can say anything he wants. Minecraft is unaffected and these are 25 year old losers on twitter whilst minecraft's base consists of autists and kids
>>74740674
>that belly
>those twig arms
What an abomination. If you're going to be a skeleton, at least lose the belly.
>>74739916
>Marrying in a country where prenuptial agreement isn't a thing.
It's hard to be any more cucked than that
>>74743101
It still baffles me how many good goyims there are in America defending genital mutilation.
>>74743677
Ha, his bantz are pretty good, almost at the levels they were before he disappeared off 4chan.
>>74739259
Mad man
>>74742118
>Implying those aren't some ultra sour grapes
Dawg that's on tier with getting a prince Albert piercing
>Mutilating your genitals because it looks cool
>>74743929
We need to stop feeding this leaf, he is more faggy than the average Canadacuck leaf.
His boyfriend probably isn't giving him enough dick and he is lashing out here.
>>74743929
Congratulations for living in an immigrant country faggot
>>74743875
Autocorrect capitalises it
>>74743891
How is telling someone to drink their national food an insult? Kek hey bastard go play baseball and eat apple pie!
>>74743929
>Muh ancestry
Are you ashamed of being an American?
>>74739676
He lives in Beverly hills in a 500 million dollar mansion. I think he is doing ok without your autism bux.
>>74743922
What if the game feautures Anita serkisian and the blue haired whore, except they got green hair, and dont look exactly like them.
And they are in a rotting prison cell getting pissed on by the guards?
>>74740674
>zero fucks about what anybody else thinks
That's why he attended SJW conventions?
>>74742587
>I'm bad ass for throwing away my body
Fucking REEEEEEEE
>>74744036
Pay attention, I was never arguing for it or against it.
>>74741843
Am makin teh vidya.
am setting up a team.
>>74740653
Fuck off Idea-Guy flake.
>>74739259
Notch is a badass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly96dGd2LA
(Skip to 7:35)
>>74739259
>it's real
OHHH. Lads.. the fire rises. ITT: We redpill notch.
>>74743961
>You being that autistic not to realize that was your entire arguement for uncut dicks
>You claim to have a big cock but never told us the measurements.
>INB4 HUEHUE I GOT A 12 INCH COCK AND YOU JUST JELLY
>>74744179
fuck you I have done the Weapon System the AI I am the IDEAS GUY AND THE SENIOR SYSTEM PROGRAMMER ass.
>>74741117
I would kick that guy in the tit if he tried to stop me from poking my hands down my girlfriends pants.
>>74744114
Well that's incredibly hypothetical. But if the satire is changed enough to not cause issues with character likeness I would think it would be fine.
>>74744174
> Showering with Dad 2
Im all down yo
>>74744214
He's got a 12 inch cock.... but it's the black one inside his ass
>these people exist in europe
>>74739664
>>74740896
Think about that: he sold his game for half what Lucas sold the fucking entire STAR WARS license, litterally a life's work, not mentioning the army of creatives who worked on it
So how cucked is your country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXh5repOWI
>>74741117
Don't think he needs to worry about the rules since he progressed his daughter into a boy.
>>74741693
>tfw when u calling bae and u hear 'This line has been shut down by order of UNATCO'.
>>74744214
If you read my posts you'll see I never once mentioned it's size, so you're just imagining I have a big cock or something? Kek sorry to disappoint you I'm not a faggot and even if I were it's not 12 inches
>>74744274
Got Steam dw I won't ask you for free stuff.
>thats how you will know its me.
>>74744308
Can anybody trace this lost soul?
Its time for euthanasia
>>74743677
Oh shit what's going on?
>>74744308
Hahaha, oh wow. I don't even speak frog (or whatever). These people are like color-by-number books.
>>74744339
is straya too far gone to be a potential white flight country for men?
>>74744055
Prince abert peircings are degenerate though, like the piss/semen may leak though the hole not considering how that peircing probably makes piss spray everywhere.
>>74744308
Why do they always mention GamerGate.
In what way is that relevant.
>>74744407
>Implying all leafs aren't closet homosexuals
Kek, good one leaf
inb4 he criticizes "the other side who are just as bad" in order to appear edgy, enlightened, and neutral.
>>74744483
They are cucked big time and have crazy gun control laws
>>74744522
I'd be pretty bummed if that happened
>>74742437
Daaaaaaamn Notch is getting savage today.
>>74744521
America was literally the centre of the gay rights movement dingus
>>74744586
oh....w-well, I guess the search continues.
>>74744502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIDQJpPsOVI
Notch is based.
Guess he's always been one of us
>>74743929
The newfag butthurt is real
You are all teh Heros and Villains.
>>74742098
They were the goldenages.
>>74744635
Just look at who your PM is nigger.
Canada is a cuck state, the next fucking Sweden.
Aren't you tired of being bitch slapped yet?
>>74742650
>beautiful cock
r/fags/ is that way buddy
>>74744713
he used to shill his game on /v/ all the time
>>74744170
>Not being against mutilation of children's genitals
>>74744782
/thread
>>74741853
Same one that killed /b/
>>74744840
Nice attempt at saving face. I never stated my opinion, idiot. Remember?
>>74744782
I'm a fag for thinking my cock is beautiful? That's called confidence
>>74744771
Look at who our head of state is
Anti divorce
Anti gay
Her husband has shot an estimated 30,000 pheasants
Who's your head of state? A gay nigger who's married to a tranny kek
>>74744795
Good Idea.
>>74743256
>Defining manhood with your cock
Must be hard being 15
>>74739259
oh boy RIP Notch. He'll have to make a public statement apologising for this
>>74744407
>>74742650
More like it's 1.2 inches because you have fucking Napoleon Syndrome, projecting your sad life onto others.
>>74741904
American liberals love pretend that the rest of the world consists entirely of Europe (with maybe Canada or Australia thrown in if they're talking about healthcare or guns respectively) and that all of Europe is a progressive paradise whose population is adequately represented by the BBC.
It's going to be really interesting seeing their narrative collapse as we turn nationalist. Right now the silent majority is just that, and the media can hide its existence, but what happens when there's blood in the streets and that's no longer possible?
>>74744935
Look who our next leader is faggot. Trump.
I hope he builds a wall on the northern border in addition to the southern border. We are tired of you fags.
>>74743595
You are you fucking retarded leaf you know that?
>>74745023
You're just sour you're missing part of your Dick
>>74745078
It sounds to me like you're the one projecting
>>74739664
haha a NEET who made billions off business.
>>74744840
>Being this mad
Did the kikes cut off your dick too?
>>74741690
I think he means that the kind of woman who would attach a zipper to her pussy isn't the kind of woman that will wait until marriage to have sex
>>74745033
Why? It's not like he's accountable to anyone.
>>74745119
Trump is a far left wing politician
He supports faggot marriage and tranny rights disgusting but of course Americans love degeneracy
>>74745033
What are they going to do?
Boycott him?
It's too late for that...
>>74744935
What makes a man isn't the size of his dick, but the size of his heart and the virtues that lay inside it.
>>74745033
>Hundred millionaire
>Retired
>Needs to apologize
Maybe in bongistan where you can get arrested for saying "your father would be disappointed with you"
>>74745388
I never said anything about dick size again you're just putting words into my mouth, maybe it's you who thinks about dick size
>>74744226
>programmer in charge of creativity
This is why 99.9% of games are garbage and why yours will be garbage, logic boy.
>>74745516
Tell me when trump makes being gay illegal and maybe I'll support him
>>74745594
I would search for a picture of the faggot USA flag too but you can just look at the flag next to your ID
>>74740653
project director and level artist here what up
>>74745186
>"I know what you are but what am I"
>Acts tough on the internet
>Thinks what makes a man a man is the size of his wang.
Gee your mother let you get up early just to shitpost right before she drags you to sunday school. How thoughful.
>>74745033
He has said things like this in the past and never apologized, I seriously doubt it's going to happen now
>>74745698
I never said anything about dick size you need to stop thinking about Dick sizes man, it's starting to look weird almost like an obsession
>>74745665
Sorry, did I trigger you leaf?
>>74745573
I do it for the love of video games.
>I am still learning how to program I am better at the art side.
Why do you think I am specifically looking for Animator and Menu Programmer and small bug fixer?
Sure Artist would be nice but its not even Alpha and I am not "IN CHARGE" I am considering all Suggestions for the game after all the Community should be seen as part of the team as they are the players.
I have just been doing most of the heavy lifting its me and a 3D hard modeller.
>>74745762
>rants endlessly about dicks
>accuses others of being obsessed with dicks
that's about as solid as your logic earlier when your argument was a girl touched your dick once so women must prefer uncut cocks, kek
>>74745695
This Thread is about to archive.
>>>/v/338490097
>>74744586
How many Muslims have shot people in Australia vs Murrica?
>>74746039
should have been archived long ago after some leaf derailed the thread because of his obsession with cock
>>74745769
Do you want me to post a picture of your homo army walking in high heels?
>>74745867
I'm talking about my own dick going inside an American girl, you keep talking about my dick faggot
>>74745762
If I was trapped in a room with a redditor, a jew, and a SJW, and you and I only had 3 bullets. I would shoot you 3 times.
You are supposed to be over 18 before you enter 4chan dumbass.
>>74746080
They don't waste their time with Straya, too insignificant
>>74746099
I never mentioned your dick once, I mentioned you are talking about dick moron. Try again.
>>74746132
Is that all you can say when I tell you to stop talking about my dick? Hurr durr I'll shoot you!
>>74746137
That's why will will still be white in 50 years.
