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1000 US Marines vs 100,000 Emus


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Who would win?
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>>74727919
These days the Marines would win.

The problem in the great emu war was that the machine guns they had were overall less effective than just an M16 today.
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>>74728216
>an American that isn't retarded

holy shit, I don't believe it
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>>74728247
Nope. Still retarded. Just all Americans are savants when it comes to guns.
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>>74727919
As my friend Canada would say.
"If you kill your enemies, they win."
Therefore emus win.
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Marine here

Is the UN gonna get on my ass for stomping on emu eggs?
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>>74727919
americans would use nukes, because they would be afraid of high losses just like in nippon
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Are the US marines of Australian descent?
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>>74728757
Wouldn't be the first time nukes were used
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>>74727919
Americans are cowards. How many emu wars have they fought in?
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>>74727919
no question
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>Normal emus
Marines win
>Emus dressed up as Viet Cong
Marines lose
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