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Why is this guy allowed to be around children and their feet?
Because we need shoe salesmen
>>74701078
There is no evidence this guy did anything wrong. You accuse him of being a pedo because allot of the episodes use feet in them? He works in children's television.Certion sketches have to be recycled. I believe in conspiracy theories, but pedowood isn't one of them. He's a fatass who recycles materials, there is no evidence he has done anything to children. /Pol/ always making false assumptions. Just my opinion.
>>74701078
Big Dan is #based
>>74701848
>inb4 someone posts and imgur containing more pedowood theories and passing them off as fact.
>>74701078
The cunny collider
>>74701848
t. Dan the man from c*nnychan Schneider
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider?
>>74702245
Stop calling him that
>>74701078
His shows make money, he makes the girls famous and successful, he molests them in a way that completely satisfies them so they never tell on him.
I would argue that if you were to expose him and jail him there would be a net loss that would out way the benefits of having this chubby man in jail.
>>74702288
>Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
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Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
>Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
look how fucking weird his twitter page is
he is definitely into some weird shit
>>74702080
like poetry
>>74702394
Just think, he knows exactly he's an ugly disgusting fat piece of shit and yet he can get away with anything he wants to fulfill his pedo desires
>>74701078
Dan" Hymen Divider "Schneider
Dan "Want on my show, take off those clothes" Schneider
>>74701848
Hollywood’s Pedophilia Epidemic Exposed in ‘An Open Secret’
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/06/05/hollywood-s-pedophilia-epidemic-exposed-in-an-open-secret.html
Martin Weiss is the Hollywood talent manager whose company repped child actors that had landed roles on such series as Nickelodeon’s iCarly and Disney’s Good Luck Charlie as well as on network shows and movies. Today in Van Nuys, CA he pleaded no contest during a pretrail hearing to two charges of oral copulation with a child under the age of 14. He was sentenced to a year in jail and five years probation; the sentence was suspended for time served, and he will be released today. Weiss must register as a sex offender and enter a treatment program.
http://deadline.com/2012/06/youth-talent-manager-martin-weiss-pleads-no-contest-sentenced-in-molestation-case-280828/
conspiracy theory my ass.
Dan "If you have a daughter, you better hide her" Schneider
>>74702526
hold up wait whos tits are those?
what is going on here
>>74702526
how did that not even get checked
>>74701078
>Schneider
That's why
>>74702759
Because it is fake.
>>74702759
>checking content from Dan 'Large Hyman Collider' Schneider.
>>74702831
it's not fake
it just was never aired
>>74701848
Lou Pearlman fucked boy group bands both literally & contractually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cahs0_CthVI
>>74702899
How do you know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JpHUaMBARU
>>74701078
Dan "never too young to put it inside her" Schneider
>>74701848
X-Men, Days of Future Past was literally open with sex scandals. Reason that Singers is still directing is that he was fucking immigrants, & no one gives a shit about immigrants.
>>74701078
He'd jew and can't be touched
Just like Mel Brooks
You guys are pathetic virgins and need to get a life
>>74703416
whatever you say, cuck leaf.
>>74703551
Maybe you should grow up
I forgot his name, what was it?
>>74703605
as if I'll listen to anybody from the land that borned Beiber.
>>74703697
You mean Justin "run niggerniggernigger" Bieber? Yeah he would offend your King Coon
>>74702526
This is fake.
>>74703624
Dan "the man with a plan to get girls in his van" Shneider
>>74703617
FUCKING
>>74703624
Dan"fits his hand inside her" Schneider
>>74703624
Dan "the man with a plan and a dick as thick as a soda can, now shut the fuck up and get in the van" Schneider
"Dirty" Dan "The diaper slider" Schneider
>>74703871
LEAF
>>74701848
>I believe in conspiracy theories, but pedowood isn't one of them.
>S- See guys? I'm one of you! I believe in a conspiracy or two, but NOT pedowood! It's not like I, a fellow /pol/ack, am or SHILL or anything!
>>74703988
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
>>74703767
King coon didn't have time to be offended after the Cucknadian Beiber went above & beyond to apologize for old racial slur videos he dropped when he was 15 like a good cuck. Atleast he got a good 2 story cuckshed from his bull, Mayweather.
There is literally NOTHING wrong with LOVING little girl's FEET
>>74702354
Kek.
>>74704121
XDXDXD
>>74702526
WHAT THE FUCK.
No.
That has to be edited by a creepy pro or something.
Impossible.
>>74703416
>thisthreadisgoingalittletoowellformyliking.leaf
he cant keep getting away with this
>>74704124
lad...
>>74703777
Heavenly trips calls it.
Thank God.
>>74704273
>ihaventseenmydickfor16yearsbutilovetendiestoomuch.Yank
>>74703777
Prove it, Mr. Lucky.
>>74704293
God damn I need to get in good with Schneider
>mfw I have the same last name
Should I just off myself?
>>74704290
sickest jew bullshit. How in the fuck are people so retarded they let their kids watch viacom filth?
>>74704490
>needing to see feet
>shitting on tendies
>only been 12 years actually
>doesnt even clap
Like your opinion matters.
>>74701848
hey dan
>>74704490
Leave, Dan.
Your kind is not welcome here.
>>74704513
come on lad. No degenerates on /pol/, it''s the rules.
>>74704615
That's not my name
>>74704631
>>74704293
I'm glad I can't watch these webms.
MODS. DELETE THREAD.
>>74704490
>>74704720
why are leafs such miserable, humorless snowniggers?
Dan "Time to bend over, then it'll be over" Schneider
>>74704786
they're all legal now anyways
>>74704839
We aren't humorless, we're humourless
>>74702721
>>74702759
>>74702899
>>74704257
This is a well known fake. Fuck, this gif was passed around years ago. The original ep she had an orange dress on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QUMJNJ8Vjk
>>74704720
Then is it Earl?
As in Earl Brian Bradley?
>>74704720
T. Dan "open wider cause I'm the rider" Schneider
>>74704965
Who the fuck has the name earl? No it's a normal white guys name
>>74705042
Why don't you open your asshole wider for Jamal
>>74703416
Ok pedophile
>>74704720
Dan "jam that clam" Schneider
>>74703624
Dan "the deepweb spider" Schneider
>>74705049
You missed the joke.
He is the one who decides whether or not their family and the kids will be rich, or they will be nothing. He holds the power.
Dan "Beat my meat to little girl's feet" Schneider
Dan "stick it in her far if she wants to be a star" Schneider
>>74705049
My name is Earl.
has anyone heard him speak? hes probably just a massive homosexual so the parents know he would never do anything
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
>>74705084
Rather a faggot than a pedophile, dan "six year old on my dick so she gets a flick" Schneider
>>74705112
Fuck you
>>74705135
Fuck you
>>74705178
I don't know who that guy is
>>74705305
Kill yourself paki
>>74705269
Your kind isn't welcome here, Bradley.
>>74705321
Why are you posting then? Why would you waste people's time with your idiocy?
>>74705049
>>74705084
>>74705321
>>74705368
Dan, calm down
>>74705411
Why are you wasting people's time with your life?
>>74705493
STOP CALLING ME THAT
>>74705368
Not before you do, dan "tiny toes on all my hoes" Schneider
>>74705547
>STOP CALLING ME THAT
DAN IS IN THE BUILDING HIDE YOUR LOLIS.
Obligatory image related.
Also because he is paid to produce shows. You get a lot of creative leeway the more money is exchanged. In studios money comes from many sources.
>>74705663
That's not my name
>>74705776
Oh should delete this sick filth
>>74705803
You guys have no life, why don't you go out and play baseball or something instead of making fun of some guy who makes TV shows?
>>74705547
how tight was ariana grande?
>>74705903
I wouldn't go near a shit skin
>Dan "I'll give ya the money if you show me the cunny" Schneider
>Dan "stick my rod in that underage bod" Schneider
>>74702526
> TV
> G
>>74705980
>>74706077
This never happened
>>74705901
>Baseball at midnight
Nice meme.
>>74706168
It's 10:54pm EST, where the fuck are you that you're 2 hours ahead?
>>74705943
DAN IS A BIGOT CONFIRMED
>>74706291
MY NAME IS NOT DAN
>>74706338
Are you autistic?
IT'S A JOKE.
>>74706429
No but your mom told me you are when I was fucking her in the asshole last night
>>74706338
Is this Rick?
>>74706338
>>74706429
yea, poster is clearly either autistic or pretending to be dan denying being dan
i can't tell with leafs anymore
>>74701078
>tfw when no cunny gf
>>74706541
Who?
>>74706553
CALL ME AUTISTIC ONE MORE TIME THE MOST FAMOUS AUTIST IS AN AMERICAN KILL YOURSELF
>>74706761
Frankie MacDonald is from canada
>>74706872
Nobody knows who he is
>>74706761
Dan, stop being an autist.
>>74705901
We all know who you are, dan "if her age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" Schneider
>>74706761
Calm down Dan
>>74707029
>>74707159
Why the hell do you guys keep calling me that
>>74706506
E D G Y
D
G
Y
>>74706993
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
>>74707235
Go fuck a sheep
>>74707271
Your mom taught me how to edge
>>74707353
oh shit nigga u got him
>>74707353
explain yourself dan
>>74707266
Look back at everything you have ever posted in this thread.
>>74707456
What's there to explain?
>>74707456
Such a Jewish picture.
>>74707539
your race mixing and pedophilic agenda must be stopped
>>74707609
There is no agenda and I'm not dan
HE JUST KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>74702345
net loss for who?
Dan "But poop comes from there, Mister" Schneider.
>>74702394
poor erin sanders. isn't she some SJW dyke now? it's so obvious he raped her.
#justice4erin
>>74707732
Dan obviously chose to sit to the left of the stage for that scene
>>74703777
Then where's the original, unedited version?
>>74707894
He's got a character named "Gooch"?
Were Minge and Fanny taken already?
>>74704095
says the guy who fucks kids
how the fuck did you find /pol/? who else is here? hillary? angela?
>>74707684
That's definitely something only the real Dan would say....
>>74701078
Can't find my list of his aliases
>>74702485
Shit, I can't tell if this made me laugh from nervousness or from honestly finding it funny.
>>74708130
I'm just a guy from Canada not Dan fuck off
>>74708198
I.
Am.
Not.
Dan.
Schneider.
>>74704293
After getting into femdomming for a while, this scene is really hot
>>74702345
apart from Kenan & Kel, his shows are bullshit and the reason why their is such low quality content on nick
>>74708291
>I'm just a guy from Canada not Dan fuck off, and go be good gous somewhere else!
>>74701078
Is that Dan "come sit on my lap" Schneider?
>>74708291
thats would dan would say if he was found out
>>74707159
>>74705663
>>74705305
Based Swedebro
>>74708515
You need to stop
>>74708590
So do you
>>74708640
I'm not him I'm just tired of this stupid shitposting it's not political okay?
>>74708291
Dan why the fuck are you on /pol/?
I think this is that one autistic Canadian who pops up and ruins good threads all the time. I'm starting to notice you. Is he pretending to be Dan or so autistic we just think he is?
>>74702306
Bitch is literally crying and terrified.
>>74708011
Kek, no, but he has a "Mary Gaperman" and "The Time Jerker."
>>74708733
IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE HIM HOW IS DENYING TO BE HIM PRETENDING TO BE HIM ARE YOU CRAZY?
>>74708661
if you're not dan, why are you getting so angry over these nicknames?
they're not directed at you....unless you really are dan
>>74703624
Dan"Joe Pesci molested Maucalay Culkin at 12"Schnieder
>>74708291
Dan "This one's a fighter" Schneider. We know it's you.
>>74708978
I'm tired of all this shitposting
>>74709196
Why would he be in Canada? Do you even think?
>>74709202
then just walk away
Why is /pol/, the largest collection of sexual deviants and pedophiles on the internet, so nutty about other people being pedos?
>>74709241
Why wouldn't you be there
Dan "it keeps getting tighter" Schneider
>>74701078
Because Dan "Roughrider" Schneider is a jew and jews control the world and get a free pass to sexually assault children in the media industry
>>74709247
I have nothing better to do desu
>>74709317
Just stop it okay
>>74708330
>nick
>quality
Place is disgusting, man.
>>74709407
there are a shit ton of other boards and threads
you dont have to be on this one, Dan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GfuwJido0
>>74709407
I'll stop when you stop.
Dan "i like 'em tall and tan" Schneider.
>>74701078
Dan "Hold her tighter shes a fighter" Schneider
>>74709466
I like /pol/ best
>>74709483
Why you gotta be that way?
>>74701078
Dan "micropenis is still big enough" schneider
>>74709437
what... what's that from?
>>74702526
TITTIES!!
>>74709800
Loud House, Of course the only one in a relationship is BEAN'D. Promotes comfy large white families though.
>>74709289
today I had the thought that maybe /pol/ is gay dudes who get off on fascism and nat socialism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGDTdj6CDgk
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>74709437
>this is what western 2D animation has become
>this is the industry Im going to be working in
>>74701078
It's fucked up. Even if he never did anything wrong the pics posted here should be enough to send an exec into damage control.
>>74709945
is....is this real?
>>74702526
Damn these shops are getting good.
>>74709945
I have no words
Dan "Trick or treat, show me your feet" Schneider
>>74709983
Enjoy working on the next SU, m8.
>>74710000
WITNESSED
>>74705295
uhmmmm
>>74710308
S-Surely not every animation studio is filled with talentless hacks and SJWs, r-right?
>>74702354
DELETE THIS.
>>74701078
Dan "Eat the feet" Schneider
>>74709945
I cant believe this is real.
The big dick @ nick
>>74701078
Dan "pre-teen pussy diver" Schneider
>>74711031
Dan "Suck the Toes of underaged hoes" Schneider
Dan "This puddin gon' be a goodin'" Schneider?
Dan "Hide her or I'm inside her" Schneider
Dan "I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on your little sister" Schneider
>>74704293
Why is that kid dressed up like Dan?
Put a laugh track to anything and it makes it innocent.
>>74710520
I refuse to believe
>>74701078
Dan "Bitch where you going to go?! i'm sucking every toe" Schneider
Dan "Open Wider" Schneider
>>74711873
iwanttobelieve.jpg
>>74711824
It's true, Rockstar did that for one of the levels in Manhunt 2. The audience would laugh at every execution.
>>74712013
I can't believe
>>74710520
DELETE THIS
>>74704293
>Hire a young guy who looks like Dan so that you can insert yourself into your sick fetishes
That actor is literally there as icing on the cake.
>>74701078
>>74702080
>>74702306
>>74702394
>>74702526
>>74704290
>>74704293
>>74704631
>>74705295
>>74707456
>>74707732
>>74710786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
Dan "if her labia ain't too flappy, it's going to make me happy" Schneider
>>74703624
Dan "the big dick at Nick" Schneider
>>74704124
Hi Dan.
>>74712500
this one made me kek
Bumping for Schneider
>>74704124
I HAVE FAPPED TO THIS VIDEO SO MANY FUCKING TIMES
BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME NOW
FUUUUUUCK GIMME LINK
>>74702306
Those fucking tears.
What do you think is "baking" or "cooking" in schneiders bakery?
>>74704720
t. Justin Trudeau
>>74713876
Dan "cook em' before you fuck em'" Schneider
He's untouchable. Get over it. I tried to do something but his people are to powerful.
>>74703624
Dan "the man with the plan to get her in his van and slide inside her" Schneider
>>74714532
what did you try to do anon?
>>74701078
literally who?
>>74709945
This is disgusting, please spam the comments with dan nicknames, people have to know about this
>>74701078
> Dan "Get in the van" Schneider
>>74709945
I'm honestly surprised this video has more likes than dislikes
Dan "Shoes off in the van" Schneider
>>74714901
People out here won't do anything because it's about getting ahead. Dan is in with the right people.... Basically makes them a lot of money through advertising. So when anything is brought up people just go on like you are lying. There were times when things were actually investigated but people low for him. He is untouchable and it makes me sick. We are searched when we are called to his office for a meeting. No evidence, no evidence gyeah
>>74716030
you work(ed) for big dan? you met him?
>>74714532
I don't think a bullet is untouchable
>>74716030
Can you give a hint as to whom 'his people' might be?
Does it rhyme with shoes, muse, or dues?
>>74716176
Who are you referring to anon?
>>74716176
big dan has a beautiful head of hair
>>74701078
Dan "What She Needs is What Makes Her Bleed" Schneider
Dan "Pubes or No I'm Having a Go" Schneider
Dan "7th Grader Invader" Schneider
Dan "Ply Her With Beers and Then Lick Up Her Tears" Schneider
>>74709437
Good show anon
>>74716030
Does he really though? It doesn't seem like Nick is relevant at all anymore. At the same time millions of dollars are thrown into social media stars like Demi and Chloe. He produces material for a dying medium, even if he tried to transition to YouTube, where Disney pays billions for the right channels, he'd be starting from zero. Advertisers aren't interested in TV anymore, its a secondary platform, the primary platform for kids now is the cellphone. He is weaker now than he ever has been, you need to not give up this is the time he's vulnerable
>>74716164
Im sure he may upset the wrong actor and this happens, but for those that are involved in the industry accept it.
I think the thing that bothers me the most is my dad doesn't care. It's all about the money for him.
I need to stop because these people don't like any negative attention brought to them. I'm drinking and I may say the wrong thing that could leave a clue to who I am.
I enjoy /pol/ and I hope you guys keep fighting the good fight. Maybe someone who is not in the industry can find credible evidence to get this shit stopped.
It will need to be powerful. Hackers need to focus on their phones and not female celebrities.
>>74710520
Woahhh that's fake af
>>74716376
Its more than likely a wig
>>74703624
dan "the hymen divider" schneider
>>74712306
What did she mean by this?
>>74716803
I am just highlighting the image I replied to desu, and that looked like a cap from the show
>>74716738
MORE TIPS ANON.
TAKE A SHOT AND DO IT FOR ALL THOSE GIRLS THAT GOT FUCKED UP BY PEDOWOOD.
>>74716738
you realize you are perpetuating the whole thing by staying silent?
anon give us irrefutable evidence
something we can use
>>74716838
What he done was pedowood.
Give yer' feet a good ol' rub...
>>74717095
this
>>74702526
>mfw this shop still gets newfags
>>74712306
Holy shit...
we should have daily Dan threads. Enough mainstream news outlets browse this place so one of them will pick up on it eventually.
>>74717242
I need this fucking image in /hr/ god dammit
>>74717327
unlikely
>>74702080
>Written by Dan Schneider
HAHAHAH Everytime...
>>74717327
Anon we had pedowood threads nearly-daily before the new masters took over.
>>74716157
In a sense I worked for him. I work for people who were under him. We all meet him. It's just what happens.
>>74717468
Why were they stopped?
>>74717608
Nigga why do you think?
Do you really think this place is a true 'safe-haven'?
It's a containment board.
>>74717553
tell us about big dan? is he a pedophile? why not submit an anonymous report to the LAPD about it?
>>74717095
We in the industry know it's his word against ours. He is connected. There is nothing we can do. The only hope is he has a heart attack after he finishes one of his blocks of cheese in his fridge.
>>74717658
So we can bash niggers but not pedos
wtf
>>74704631
well this scene was disgusting and cringeworthy
>>74717662
Again, he is connected.
I'm sorry, but it's as simple as that.
Hes been doing this for a very long time and will be doing it until his blood turns in to shard cheddar cheese and keeps his heart from working
>>74713703
SOMEONE ANSWER
>>74708272
Best picture I've seen in a long while
>>74717972
what kind of cheese does big dan like?
jk
is he a pedophile?
>>74717972
did big dan put small dan inside you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg0mEN0J6Bg
Jesus Christ.
>>74718794
shes fucked up on something, not sure if shes drunk or cokes up.
Theres blatant symbolism in that video too.
>>74719026
>coked up
>>74718067
>>74717972
Seriously though what kind of cheese does he like?
I need to know.
>>74703624
Dan "Underage Is all the Rage" Schneider.
>>74701848
Okay, Dan.
>>74719458
Why? If his shows are any indication, he also has a major foot fetish. Idk of anything else, so gl on that.
>>74719726
>he also has a major foot fetish
>>74701078
Why does this fatass have the haircut of an 8 year old boy?
>>74720115
>come over and hang out with big dan we will get some nice warm cream filled croissants
>>74720047
I like how they specified that they write it on their soles. That's so Dan.
>>74702485
Hey give him some credit good burger was on point
>>74720047
Jesus Christ.
>>74720442
the weak should fear the strong
>>74717323
>tfw i always thought it was real because i'm a newfag
>>74720442
>EVERYTHING
>>74720442
>IS
>>74720442
>PERFECTLY
>>74720442
>FINE
WATCH THESE VIDEOS
THIS IS ONE OF DAN'S VICTIMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA83HVLnmmU
>>74706761
Autism confirmed. Time to get off 4chan and into the sensory room. Shoo.
>>74720511
#HydeAbides
>>74720836
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
Yeah this one is rather too specific and... odd
>>74720973
Kek'd
>>74720973
There is no way he did not touch their feet.
Evidence?
Jamie Lynn Spears
Pregnant at 16 while doing Zoey 101
>>74721399
That kid looks a lot like dirty dan tbqh family
>>74718794
Jesus fucking christ
dan "the nose knows loli toes" schneider
>>74720115
.......wtf
>>74703624
Dan "the beer man" Schneider
I think the people obsessed with Dan are pedos who are jealous that he works with kids.
>>74701848
sup dannyboy
