>It's the morning of the 24th of June
>David Dimbleby comes on TV
>"And the results are in.... Britain will LEAVE the EU
>Crumpets begin streaming out of my toaster
>Jerusalem resonates throughout the country
>Queen makes national address, announces return of the empire
>All mudpeople face deportation, white breeding program initiated to populate colonies
>Go outside, the cloud has lifted, rain stopped, I have hope again
>Union Jack bunting covers the street, a party is being thrown
>Red arrows fly overhead, dropping scones for all
>Britain is Great again
>I hear a familiar voice
>Nige puts his hand on my shoulder
>"We did it, chums!" he says
>Mass jubilation, we have truly been blessed
>As quickly as he came, he begins to fade
>With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he whispers
>Nigel's existence begins to fade away
>"I've done my duty. God save the queen”
>he did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCm6LNj7P0
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England’s pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built JERUSALEM!
IN ENGLAND'S GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
Gods own country.
Cheers m8; I can't wait.
>>74698795
>you were the last person Nigel spoke with before he was recalled from this plane
WITNESSED
>>74698795
Damn that would be amazing. Britain would gain so much respect. Hell if you let me bring my guns I might move there.
>>74698795
Hopefully we vote to stay in, otherwise we could lose our cheap holidays to Spain or our favourite footballers will be deported
Would there be a way to frame the Brexit as some kind of UKIP victory?
Cameron has been showing his true cuckold feathers a lot lately, and considering how Corbyn is literally a communist, do you think there would be a way for UKIP to gain ground in the next elections?
Scotland will vote to remain so heavily that they drag the rest of the UK into the EU with them. It will be the most hilarious thing that has ever happened.
>>74698795
>at party later on
>Cameron burning on a pire
>the exploded remains of the EU light up the sky as eurofighters drop fireworks
>Based nigel materializes as a blue ghost next to ghost Trump, Geert and Putin
>he raises a pint
Almost shed a tear lads. Let's make Britain great again this June.
>>74698795
>then you wake up to the sound of Sharia patrol kicking your door down
>PAY THE JIZZYA KAFFIER
>uk voted stay
>>74698997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI
