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Is it redpilled for men to get into nursing?
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The facts:
>high job demand
>starting salary in the mid 60k
>opportunities for growth and advancement

What are the downsides here? I'm being serious. How is this not a redpilled career famskis?
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>>74671513
Because you look like a faggot
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yeah youll get to wipe a retired boomers ass for the next 20 years
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>>74671513
It's a god job. If you become a nurse practitioner, the pay is about $100,000 per year.
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>>74671513
>>high job demand

I know where I am there are more nurses than there are jobs.
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>>74671513
it's a woman's job. there will never be anything redpilled about that
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>>74671513
This is a fair attempt at stealth feminization, but we know your game.
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>>74671513
Do you really want to clean up old people's diapers?
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>>74671884

Where i am, theyre offering a 6k singning bonus
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You have to work really long hours for it though and deal with all sorts, some of the things my Mum told me about nursing put me off anything like being a Dr or a nurse
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I was a useless NEET up until 20 years old,

24 now, Nurse, 60k a year, worked out for me senpai
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>>74671513
It's hard work, don't kid yourself. If you're not a natural helper you're gonna burn out quick

Great job opportunities though

t. Ex-nursing student
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>Having a job where you shave balls, clean poop and are basically the doctor's bitch

kek
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>>74672178
I'm in NC the research triangle area, the've been laying off nurses left and right because they have computer programs that diagnose. people now.

Where are you so I can send my unemployed nurse friends there to find a job?
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>>74671513

If you earn 60k/y or 5k/no how much money do you have after all taxes and shit? because i dont get how could you earn this much? Is the $ worthless or are the living expenses, food etc so high?

With 60k$ or 55k€ you are almost considered rich here in Germoneystan. The average income is only 40k$.
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>>74672576
Yeah, the term Europoors isn't just a joke meme. Americans are way richer than Europeans. €50,000 a year is like top 10% earners for you guys, and that's before taxes. And you're the richest country in the EU

Fuck Europe, come home white man
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>>74672367
Depends on the type of nurse you thick cunt
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My grandfather is a nurse and he's pretty alpha even though he's like 75. He'll always come to family reunion with some new gf 30 years younger.
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>>74672787
Fuck mate i would i have familiy already maybe soon a law degree or i join the army as officer but i think is almost impossible plus the decline of the west hits you aswell maybe even harder than us.

But anon tell me more about living expenses and tax. For example with 60k/y. How much do you have to pay for tax, food housing etc
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>>74673299
Depends on where you live. Some states are cheaper than others.
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>>74672787

Being Europoor is suffering. I'm an engineer and earn in a year what a technician would earn without even considering the OT and shift bonus the tech would get. Colleagues in the US earn 100k+, my salary in $ is less than half that
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>>74671513
wiping ass
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>>74671513

Personally it's I job I wouldn't be able to do - mostly because I hate people.
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Male nurses are in high demand simply for their strength. This also means if you're a male nurse you're going to automatically end up dealing with the fatties and unruly. My mother is a nurse and said male nurses get paid more but it sounds like they earn that extra pay. Depending on the culture at your facility you might be discriminated against as women with power see you as a threat but in some places the women all turn into idiots fighting over your attention, which you can use to your advantage.
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>>74673624

I admire those who do though! Both women and men.
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>>74671513
Just be sure to give you patient a nice blowjob, IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF BEING A NURSE!
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>>74671513
>muh money
kys
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>>74672576
I'm being offered 40k out of college and I'm about to turn it down
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>>74673299
Yeah things aren't as good as they used to be, but still good for a competent person I think.

As far as expenses and taxes, you'll take home about $3500 a month on a 60k salary. Food and housing is generally more expensive here, but depending on where you live the housing is still affordable, like $1500 to rent a house or condo. Places like the Bay Area it's more like $2000 for an apartment, so it varies.

>>74673493
Move here then. If you have a degree and are a good worker there's no reason a U.S. Company wouldn't sponsor a work visa
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>>74671513
I do see a good number of part time nursing jobs, like 20 hours a week. So you could do that and be nearly a hiki.
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>>74674143
>>74673973
So I should tell my unemployed nurse friends to move to the SF bay area to find a job?

Because in NC nurses are being layed off, or being reduced to part time status in mass.
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You wipe the assholes of obese boomers for a living.
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>>74671513
>What are the downsides here?

Depends on how well you can stomach the notion of getting covered in a complete stranger's vomit, blood, piss or shit.

There's also absolutely swell interactions with intoxicated/insane patients to look forward to.
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>>74674644
EXPLAIN
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>>74671617
Who cares what you look like. I went to school with 6 other guys and 120 women in the program. At my work I'm one of two men on the floor (mental health unit). If you are even moderately attractive you slay puss all through school and have tons of options through friends and friends of friends. When I went to a campus bar and started talking to a drunk chick, my go to was "what program are you in" if her answer was nursing there was an 80% chance she was coming back to my place because I had something relatable immediately. My second year of school I moved in with 3 girls and fucked their friends silly. You only wipe ass while going through school, there are a plethora of jobs where that is not required. I'm going back to upgrade my degree (muh sweet rn) and will continue to smash loose bitches again like I'm a fucking chad. Then I'll shoot for a job in the military doing air evac. Call me gay all you want, I've fucked more women than you've made eye contact with.
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>>74675224
ok i'm gonna be a nurse. you've convinced me.
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>>74675224
The question is, do you enjoy the job? Do you find it fulfilling? I get the job security, being neo-chad and all that, thing is not everyone is suited to medical, with blood and needles and all that.

So as far as finding value in your work is concerned, was it worth it?

I'm asking because the nurses I know (one is male) are just naturally caring people and want to care for people. Most men are not really like this in my experience.
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>>74675224
>d have tons of options through friends and friends of friends. When I went to a campus bar and started talking to a drunk chick, my go to was "what program are you in" if her answer was nursing there was an 80% chance she was coming back to my place because I had something relatable immediately. My second year of school I moved in with 3 girls and fucked their friends silly. You only wipe ass while going through school, there are a plethora of jobs where that is not required. I'm going back to upgrade my degree (muh sweet rn) and will continue to smash loose bitches again like I'm a fucking chad.

I'll take stories that never happend alex for 500!

Its obvious you never worked a job where females are the majority. I have and its absolute hell.
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>>74676034
Nursing is different I think. A lot of girls who go into nursing are actually quite caring.

I have a friend in nursing and he has shit loads of female friends. Yeah he's quite the typical "nice guy" stereotype, so I don't think he has much luck romantically, but I know he loves it there and doesn't feel like its hell. Then again he is a kool aid glugging normie.
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>>74676034
/thread

i have made my experience aswell.
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Having to lift morbidly obese people? That's literally the only reason why people push for more men in nursing.
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I was a male nurse for 5 years. Worked in 3 different hospitals and one clinic. Eventually I just went back to uni to get a second degree.

Having 90% of your co-workers be female might sound fun and a great opportunity to get some easy pussy, but it is truly hell on earth. It's like high school drama on steroids, where doctors are the jocks.

Something that happened at every single place I worked was that one of the female nurses would start to hit on me, and no matter what I did it ended badly.

When I decided to go along and fuck them, the other women turned into monsters because I was "taking advantage" of our colleague. When I turned them down I was the "workplace asshole".

Decided to get a degree in mechanical engineering, because fuck women.
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>>74676870
>"taking advantage"
Are you sure this just wasn't because they were bitter and jealous?
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Do it in the name of breaking down gender barriers
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>>74677047
You dont have much experience with women in the workplace do you?

Be glad.
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>>74676870
>tfw 1st year nurse

everything going well for me so far kamerat
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You have to shove tubes up dudes dicks and help people shit.
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>>74675091
Read the file name for a hint. The tree was hollow and there was a snake that managed to get in. Tree got cut down, snake chopped in half.
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>>74677047
All women are bitter and jealous. There is no pleasing a woman.
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>>74677047
I'm sure some of them were. But not because they really wanted to fuck me.

They just love the fucking drama.

And whenever one colleague left the lunch area the other women would immediately start talking shit about her. Almost every single fucking time. Zero loyalty, despite them being extremely friendly to one another when they were together.
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>>74671513
Terrible Idea.

You will be working with women. They will treat you as a workhourse for them as women to do all men.

Enjoy throwing your back out shifting bed ridden fatties from side to side.
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>>74677233
I got two questions for you, m8.

>Are you attractive?
>Are one "one of the women"? As in they don't see you as a man

I had a couple of male colleagues, and the ones who weren't attractive at all were just ignored by the females. The few ones who decided to act just like the women did with all the drama and shittalking was just as fucking bad.
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>>74671513
Nursing and healthcare in general are shit industries. That is unless you are passionate about it. I thought about becoming an RN for a second, but decided not to for the following reasons:

1. I don't want to be a fucking nurse.
2. I don't want to peak at $80,000 or close to that.

Their hours can be shit too. Ended up becoming a CPA, which you can do with a BBA from any shit uni, and have a low gpa. It's not the best thing in the world, but what is? It's not bad.
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>>74677221
I really don't, the jobs I've had I've just kept my head down and interacted as little as possible.

But I am interested in knowing more. Could you elaborate?
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>>74674143
i make 67.5k a year in santa barbara, after 401k contributions (6%) and taxs i take home 3,250 usd
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>>74671513
Pretty sure the Nursing industry has something like a 47% real unemployment.
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>>74677648
Did you ever interact with spoiled, bratty and shit talking girls in school?

Well, they never grew up. They're still the fucking same in their 30s and 40s.
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>>74671617
first post best post
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Is mid 60 high these days?

I mad mid 60 straight out of public college with a 2.6gpa.
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>>74677948
ya, most people e stat, but yes mid 60s is high.

most jobs out of college are around 40 now, depends on location.
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>>74671513
>What are the downsides here?

You will mostly be changing old people's diapers.
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>>74671513
You'll work night shift for the first 10 years
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>>74672178
kek. My signing bonus was higher than the US median salary.
Poor people eternally btfo
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>>74677648
>This is before BLM and white guilt

My last experience was me having to do the lifting and hard stuff even though their job descriptions required they do it. And if I refused I was HR told me I was lazy.

Stand up for yourself when they try to henpeck you? Get called angry black man and sent to HR.

Dont want sleep with them, have them file stupid complaints against you.

Ignore them get called angry black man..

>>74677836
This too.
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>>74672487
I'm from the same area. All nurses there are niggers.
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>>74671513
Starting nursing school in September, here's the program overview from the school I'm going to:

>The curriculum, based on a philosophical foundation of phenomenology and critical social theory, has five themes that serve to organize content and are reflected in all years of the program in varying degrees of depth. These themes are primary health care/health promotion, reflective practice/ critical thinking, meaningful relationships/ caring/ communication, political/ social justice and personal/ professional development. The curriculum is composed of professional nursing courses and series of required and elective courses selected from other disciplines to enhance and support the broad knowledge base required of professional nurses. Students complete required professionally related courses in areas such as anatomy and physiology, nutrition, ethics, psychology and sociology. Students are also required to select courses from a variety of liberal studies and professionally related electives.

Does it sound redpilled to you? Most of my classmates will be minority women as well, so
if I reveal any trace of my power level my ass is as good as gone.

There are downsides to the work; patients abuse you, long hours (same as any health profession), every nurse I've talked to says that if you're good at your job, most doctors will respect and appreciate you, but some will look down on you (usually the ones right out of med school).

On the other hand, it does have a lot to offer personally and professionally. You're helping people and making their lives better. Like >>74671685 says, you can become an NP (a nurse who can diagnose most illnesses, prescribe most medications, and order most tests; basically you do most, but not all, of what a doctor does and make ~100k a year), or in the US you can become a CRNA (nurse who monitors anesthesia levels during surgery, these guys make ~150-160k a year, even more than some doctors).
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>>74672487
>the've been laying off nurses left and right because they have computer programs that diagnose. people now.

Since when do nurses diagnose people?
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>>74671513
Couple of potential downsides:

>thankless
>LONG hours
>get all the dirty jobs at the hospital

If you really want to end your 10 hour shift by wiping some old lady's ass after she shat all over her bed, go right ahead.
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>>74676034
leafbro was talking about school, not work

when you're outnumbered 20:1 by sluts even an autist here should have an easy time copping a root
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>>74671513
I'm an anaesthetics nurse and I get paid £60k to sit around in theatre all day.
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>>74677836
This applies to any workplace that is mostly female. Even my immigrant mother working at a clothing embroidery has to deal with this shit on a daily basis.
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>>74678522
Nurse Practitioners can

>>74678423
I just now realized that. Thanks for pointing that out.
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>>74678276
Don't you have healthcare assistants to do that?
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>>74678469
>Critical social theory
>Political/social justice

>Redpilled

I have bad new for you, anon.
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>>74678848
Any doctors getting laid off? I ask because in Ontario last year, the province cut 50 residency spots for doctors. NPs are a cheaper alternative so it's surprising to see them get the axe.
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>>74678969
I can only assume you didn't actually read the rest of the post.
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>>74678469
>150-60k a year
>More than some doctors

Maybe in a socialist hellhole like Canada, but certainly not in the US.
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>>74671513
You have to wipe asses and get others bodily fluids spilled on to you. Other than that it's a great job. Know plenty of straight men that became nurses, one used to be a cop
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>>74678969
Pol can be seen as a forum that adheres to some of the same principles of critical theory. We constantly talk about power and control, especially in geopolitics. You in fact practice critical theory, because by participating in this community you also reinforce critical theory. Dumb burger.
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>>74679367
Actually just checked payscale.com, you're right. The only way a CRNA is making more than a doctor is if it's a senior CRNA and the doctor was just hired. I stand corrected.
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>>74678565
1st year nurse here, I haven't wiped anyones ass yet, tho I do work at a comfy clinic so that may be part of it.
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Friend of mine was an MP who saw action in the middle east, went on to be a state trooper then a cop and was on the SWAT team. Genuine badass. Decided to do something new, used his GI bill to go into nursing, and he loves it. So sure go for it buddy.
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>>74679370
>You have to wipe asses and get others bodily fluids spilled on to you
Sounds like parenthood senpai

except my kid doesn't pay
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Hello, I worked for the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center system of hospitals for three years in an administrative capacity so I thought I'd share some of my observations. Feel free to ask any questions, but here are some quick thoughts:

A B.S. in nursing one of the most versatile degrees in medicine. Even if your goal is to work on the administrative side of healthcare there are some real advantages to going into clinical care before jumping to administrative duties.

Whereas female nurses tend to stay practicing nurses throughout their careers, men seem more receptive to jumping around within an organization. They generally achieve the same level of degree attainment, though.
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>>74671513
the money is nice but being a male and wearing scrubs? lol i'd rather make 15k less and still retain some pride
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>>74671513
>What are the downsides here?

working with women
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>>74671513
>go to dental school
>start at 200+
i'm all set
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To any nurses/nursing students on here, how difficult is a 4 year nursing program? I've looked through my textbooks and none of it seems especially difficult; not easy, but not as challenging as most nurses I talk to make it out to be (but I haven't gone to school, so I'm in no place to challenge their statements). On the other hand they also talk about how they spent their first few years partying and procrastinating, which I don't do (I'm not paying 6k a year to gossip and watch netflix on my free time). So assuming I don't act like an idiot, how bad is it actually?
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>>74671513
It's dominated by women.

If you can deal with a female-dominated work environment, then go for it.
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>>74679700
It seems less gross with a baby. It's different with a sick adult.
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>>74674644
No it's competitive, at least make sure they have a job before moving. Pay is fucking good though
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>>74679723
Is there any chance at all for a nurse with a bachelor of science to go into medicine, or is it basically impossible? It's an idea I've had, but I'm probably going to just go NP.
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>>74677760
Taxes are very high in CA
t. Bay Area
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>>74679982
This is generally only true when you're interacting directly with patients. If you look in any UPMC directory (you'd likely need to go to the hospitals) you'll find nurses in every department.
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I worked in a hospital for many years as a patient transporter. Basically somebody who would pick you up from your room and wheel you around for your tests.

3/4ths of the nurses are jaded and scatterbrained from trying to balance life and family around such a mentally challenging job. There is much more to it than wiping old peoples asses, for that matter, ass wiping detail is delegated to nursing aids. Most of your time is spent taking verbal abuse from patients and family members who are stressed out and pissed off. Youll spend alot of time apologizing for doctors who feel apologizing for mistakes is below them. Your more easier tasks will be trying to replace iv lines that people with the worst veins in the world rip out. Talk about stressed out, try getting a needle in the blown out veins of a 70 year old woman with dementia. But medicine time has to be chill right? Wrong, dont forget your in a setting full of drugs and people who have become strung out on drugs. And its your job to tell them no when they come crawling out of bed every hour begging for them. 7/10ths of the arguments youll be in will have to do with medicine time.

I could go on, but really, the job is terrible. They meme people into believing that they are working for the greater good and helping people it doesnt take you long to become disenfranchised with the slaughterhouse/production line truth of the situation.


If you do become a nurse, go for clinic work. Preferably with a doctor who isnt there for the money.
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>>74671513
> cleaning up bodily fluids all day
> dat pharmacy tho

It's hard work, but well paid. If you can be good at it and do it for 30 years without killing yourself, go for it.
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>>74680594
Fuck your honesty anon, this is exactly what I didn't want to hear.
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>>74680291
I'm unsure of what you're asking. As you're Canadian, I'm going to preface my answer with ''applies to U.S. medical applicants only.''

If you have a 4-year degree from an accredited university, whether it is a B.A. or B.S., it's absolutely possible for you to move into a nursing career. You'll want to look up ''fast-track nursing programs.'' Basically, these are intensive, 2-year programs designed for those who have a college education but would like to being a career in nursing.

If you're talking about going into nursing before going to medical school, it's possible as almost all of your medical school pre-reqs will be met in a good B.S.N. program. There may be a few you'll have to take before taking the MCAT and applying, but it's not an overly burdensome amount. It would be markedly more difficult for, say, an philosophy major to meet the requirements for admissions to medical school than a B.S. of any kind, really.
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>>74671513
You'll get bullied by women. I'm a medical intern and the male nurses get treated like shit.
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>>74680899
Thanks for the answer man, I appreciate it. I realize it's difficult to answer due to the different systems.
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I'm studying to be a paralegal which is like the legal equivalent of being a male nurse. All chicks in the class and most of them aren't hot either.
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>>74680933
elaborate?
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>>74680933

I wouldn't take any of it. Probably depends on the man.
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Any medical laboratory scientists here? That's what I'm going for.
Everyone I know that knows one or is one says they love it. Seems pretty chill just testing patient samples in a lab with minimal patient interaction.
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>>74681017
You see.

>>74676870
>>74676034
>>74677295
>>74677346
>>74677836
>>74678403
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>>74681017
Female nurses constantly telling you're useless, patients refusing to get touched by you because of your gender.
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>>74680594
This is certainly true, and while I can't dispute what this poster is saying, I'd like to point out that even within a hospital there are numerous opportunities for nurses to escape that environment if you're willing to explore that route. Firstly, hiring people costs the administration a lot of money, as does training. It's far easier for us to just take someone already familiar with our organization and just repurpose them than bring in an alien and shape them to the new job.
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>>74681318
>patients refusing to get touched by you because of your gender.
Does this mean you get a lighter workload?
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>>74681430
It just affirms that they're useless like they're told they are.
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Is that you, mister v?
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>>74672018
There is no such thing as "a woman's job" there are only jobs that are easy enough that we don't waste men's time doing them. Are women better at cooking or cleaning then men? Of course not: men are superior in either (or any) field. We simply allow women to do those jobs because they are low stakes: they're hard to fuck up and fuckups are without serious consequence. Nursing used to be "doctor's assistant" but with the shortage of doctors, nurses have been given more and more of their responsibilities. Many people in the US don't have a "doctor" anymore: instead of a GP they go to a clinic where they will see an NP (thanks Obama!).

So nurse no longer meets the "women's work" criteria outlined above. It is a job that requires actual decision-making ability, where lives are on the line, as as such are jobs which should be occupied by men.
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>>74682073

this
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>>74680792
Want to point out for those who aren't neets/college /pol/acks that this is what most "good" jobs are like.

The market isn't super efficient but there are no "bro just do X and your set" because every retard would do it. Unless you get lucky you are going to have to actually fucking work.

Pick things that suck in the way that bother you less than the general population.

*caring* types will probably thrive as a nurse, *adrenaline types* as an ER nurse.

I'll be doing what a life time of being a nerd has prepared me for... Sitting in a windowless room in a government facility staring at a computer screen.
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>>74675224
>I've fucked more women than you've made eye contact with.
So... two?
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>>74681878
KEK

saved for my jewbook friends.
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>>74681362
>>74682241


This. and that.

My experience with nurses is on a hospital floor setting. Er nurses dont seem quite the same dull life less forms that floor nurses become. The same can be said for pediatric nurses and the nurses that work in the departments such as colonoscopy and ekg.

I would actually enjoy working as a nurse in one of the departments.

Something bad happens to the floor nurses however, the good ones are the ones who can wade thru the bullshit and do their jobs without becoming frazled. Every floor had atleast one good one where I worked.
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>>74681277

Just graduated with a BS in MLS. Shit is depressing. Barely any room for advancement. But whatever, gotta get the shekels somehow.
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im a student and im doing 6 weeks of nursing as a summer job
fml desu senpai but i get about 1k$ a week
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>>74671513
My girlfriend is a nurse. One male nurse on her ward. Apparently everyone looks up to him as he is the only one that knows any shit.

As long as you are not an idiot it is probably quite easy to advance. It is also probably the only job where any fixed gender quotas are in your favor.
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Anons. My father came to america with my mother and brother and I, from a 3rd world shithole. They came with less than 57 dollars total, and my father did everything he could to go through community college. He first wanted to become a mechanic, but then changed to become a nurse. He became a nurse practitioner and made enough money to keep us in the middle middle class. If us, a family of immigrants, the very people pol hates , can do it and remain respectable, so can you.
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Nursing sounds like a meme / scam profession.

2-4 years of "education" (training) on your dime? Shit hours, 60k? No thanks.

With 4 years you can go to college and do anything you want, why be a nurse?
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>>74675224
"Muh dick!"

Okay, Tyrone. Fucking bitches in college is totally what people should be basing their lives and careers on.
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Male Nurses are constantly, and I mean CONSTANTLY getting undercut by female colleagues. If you do a good job, they'll talk behind your back. If you do a passable job, they'll blame any fuckups on you. And if you do a bad job, they'll clamor to get you removed so they can install another useless harpy in their cackling coven.

It's worse if you're in any way decent looking. The nurses will try to flirt with you; if you respond to one, they'll all gang up and make her and your life miserable. If you don't respond at all, they'll either resent it or call you a faggot behind your back. If you're ugly, they won't even see you as a man unless something goes wrong, in which case they'll blame you.

It's a toxic, insular community that is actively hostile towards men (regardless of how essential they are at times).

t. Janitor at a Hospital
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>>74681304
That's a load of bullshit. Most smells dissipate after a year due to denaturing.
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>>74685505
>t. Janitor at a Hospital
I guess the janitor in scrubs was pretty red pilled then.
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>>74685867
I'm just working there while I get my mortuary license. It pays the bills and lets me work nights, so it works for me.
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Work for TSA

starting pay is $60k and you don't need a college degree
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>>74686038
You want to work with dead people? Is that how cynical you've become?
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>>74686153
Yeah but you have to pass a drug test, and I respect my privacy.
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Love that some of you retards worry about looking girly. I know this is /pol/ but really, nobody gives a shit if you're murse.

Pros:
>solid pay
>high demand

Cons:
>it's high demand because you tend to work retarded hours, dealing with people's shit piss and blood all day, and if you fuck up your ass is fucking grass

So yeah I'm good. If I had to choose I would get paid less to work a regular schedule and never deal with anybody's blood, shit or piss ever. If you have a high tolerance for dealing with these things though it's not a bad choice.
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>>74686319
As morbid (and possibly edgy) as it sounds I've just always been fascinated by the science of death and decomposition. There's really not much more to it.
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>>74686763
>if you fuck up your ass is grass
Everytime I go to Sutter I see nurses fucking up all the time.
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>>74680594
My mom was an ER Nurse. Had to help move some huge fucking fat guy and he basically fell on her. Spinal injury. Still mostly mobile, but is on pain killers for the rest of her life. Fun stuff.


She did tell me about the time a woman came in with a koosh ball stuck in her vagina. When they tried to pull it out the little rubber band parts would snap back.
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>>74686785
Fair enough. I just found it funny that you were working in a place where people save lives to save money to work with people who's lives have definitively ended.

Good luck, not many people get to work in an area that genuinely interests them.
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>>74683751
No room for advancement doesn't really bother me as long as its moderately low stress. As long as I make at least 40k a year I'm fine.
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>>74687888
>moderately low stress
Isn't being a nurse incredibly stressful though?
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>>74687746
KOOSH IN KOOCH
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>>74681277
>>74683751
>>74687888
>>74688280
MLS is different than nursing, still in healthcare though. It's working in the lab of the hospital. No/minimal patient contact unless to collect samples depending on hospital policy.

I originally was a nursing major but switched after the first semester so I'd never have to wipe another old persons ads.
I also hated the gossipy culture of the nurses from clinical along with my nursing classmates.
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I don't know if it's redpilled or not but the benefits are:

> Literally swimming in pussy during your studies
> High pay if working for: prison wards, mental asylums
I heard of highly paid nurse/body guard jobs.
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>>74675224
>A FUCKING LEAF
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