conservashits
- Home
- Board: /pol/ - Politically Incorrect
- Reading: conservashits
> conservashits
>>74664748
Undeniable. I'm a #CruzMissile now.
>>74664748
shouldn't that be the government instead of donald, and the "1%" instead of the immigrant?
>>74664748
Oh look it's this thread again
>>74664748
>Takes
*Earns 19 cookies due to being a winner
>>74664748
>Trump doesn't take the last cookie
Just like the guy that doesn't want to take the last slice of pizza.
I can identify with Trump.
>>74664920
Dude what the fuck
>>74664920
WOW OMG I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW
This shit doesn't even makes sense? Donald Trump created/supported hundreds of thousands of jobs...
>>74664748
>Liberals are so retarded you have to put your lies in the form of cookie analogies for them to listen.
>>74664748
/POL/ ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED, fucking racist stormweenies compensating
>>74664920
You have gotta be shitting me, there is no fucking way this is real.
>>74664748
Yeah but Trump also built the fucking cookie factory making more cookies. That immigrant has no right to the cookies at all
>>74664920
MODS!
>>74664920
Are you fucking serious? Get that shit off of here.
MODS!!!!
I really don't understand right politicians, they just don't make sense in modern world
>trump worker immigrant sit empty table
>trump make 19 cookie
>worker make 1
>trump: immigrant want our cooky :DDDDDD
>>74664920
why do you have this saved
>>74664920
Have fun now you degenerate fuck. Day of the rope soon
>>74664748
At what point does the rest of /pol/ realize you are part of an organized shitposting effort to destroy the board for good? You post the same garbage threads every day, what is the matter with you?
>>74664748
Why do they always leave "illegal" off? It's like they're implying that being illegal would be bad, and so they don't want to say it.
>>74664920
That was the last thing I needed to see.
>>74664920
That the actual fuck. Illegal stuff is banned on this sight, you know that right?
>>74664748
If someone has more money than you, that means they've stolen it!
>>74664748
>zero-sum fallacy
Liberals are so boring, its like ranting kids.
>>74665056
This analogies where written so that you could understand, FYV
>>74664748
Who owns these cookies?
>>74664920
This rolling meme is fucking dumb.
It's just somebody on their phone/proxy posting in their own thread so the OP image can be on the front page for 300 posts.
Fuck you guys for falling for this shit, it's only in cringy threads that it happens.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE SUBVERSION IS SO OBVIOUS JUST STOP FALLING FOR THE LIBERAL BAIT FUCK.
>>74665050
What the fuck is that????
>>74664748
OP, who is a faggot, thinks that cookies are a limited resource. Sad!
>>74664748
What the fuck is this even supposed to mean? Trump has created thousands of jobs, while illegal immigrants steal them from Americans.
Also saged.
>>74664748
>Trump buys the ingredients
>Trump lets you use his kitchens and read his cookbooks
>Trump takes 19 of what are in essence his cookies
>You get a cookie to yourself, for mixing the dough
>BUT I WANT ALL 20 COOKIES OMG THIS IS THEFT #BLM
>>74664920
The fuck was this?
>>74664748
Trump bought the ingredients, the utensils, the appliances, and the kitchen and paid the worker to bake the cookies.
>>74665071
>occupy democrats
>>74664795
>>74664795
This is a counterfeit (You)
All genu-ine (You)s bear the seal of Pepe
>>74664748
Trump is on a diet and wouldn't take any cookies. Pretty sure Chris Christie would take 19 cookies though.
>>74664748
>Implying that there are only going to be 20 cookies ever
The economy isn't zero-sum you fucking retard.
>>74664748
Well its true, that illegal bastard was eyeing your cookie.
>>74664920
Reported to Interpol you sick fuck
>>74665071
>that pic
>"WE HATE EVERY ONE OF YOU"
>proceeds to lurk and shitpost month after month
kek
>>74664920
What was the deleted file?
>>74665901
What was it? Such a strong reaction but I can't imagine even scat or CP would elicit it
>>74664748
Why would "the worker" be upset about a guy that has created so many jobs?
You leftist faggots eat cookies for dinner.
/thread
>>74665349
Calm down famalam. Just having a bit of fun in a shitty thread.
>>74664748
Why shouldn't Trump take the majority of the cookies? It was his initial start up and plan that allowed for the worker to gain employment and it was because of Trump the worker was able to do a job and create the cookies as the worker surely did not bring the ingredients in to cook.
The immigrant, who is presumed illegal, has done nothing to earn that cookie, so Trump warns the worker the immigrant would be greedy and steal what is not his.
I see nothing wrong with this poster.
>>74664748
shit analogy
more like Trump takes one cookie and gives a crumb to 10000 people and the immigrant will take a smaller crumb
>>74664748
>Trump buys the ingredients
>Trump buys the kitchen
>Trump pays for the energy
>Trump pays for the cook book
>90 workers bake a total of 100 cookies
>Workers get a 90 and Trump gets 10
>>74664748
I want to dispel the notion that Hillary is paying people to shitpost, Hillary isn't paying people to shitpost, that is a myth fabricated by republicans to sully Hillary's image.
>>74666038
Why would the worker be upset about a guy who created so many cookies?
>>74665071
>A racist insecure poophead
>poophead
>poop
>head
This is where you go when you can't use most words that might offend your own people.
>>74666444
Double trips
CONFIRM THIS hahaha
>>74664748
You're implying Donald Trump gives 5% profit away.
Just stop.
>>74664748
>Liberals And Conservatives cannot make good analogies that don't make them, look like a bunch of children or retards
Nothing New, Move Along
>>74665349
only 2 or 3 good ones in that picture
>>74664748
Trump give a cookies to productive people to make him more cookies, while the government would give it to unproductive people who will just eat them.
>>74664920
"I'm going to delete this in 5 minutes, pretend it was the most fucked up thing you've ever seen."
>>74664748
It would be a nice argument if Donald Trump didn't bake the cookies in the first place.
>>74664748
Trump bought the cookies.
Why do liberal chicks like straight conservative white guys so much?
>>74664748
Posting anything from occupy democucks should be a bannable offense.
>>74665949
just an image that says:
"reply to this post as if it was the most vile thing you've ever seen, I'll delete it in 30 seconds"
a meme from nu-4chan.
>>74664877
It should be leaf, its just liberals/dems suck cock at propoganda.
>>74664748
Angela Merkel, a worker and an immigrant are sitting at a table with 20 cookies. Merkel gives 19 cookies to her wealthy friends. Then she invites 1 billion guests to your table and tell you to share your cookie. One of the migrants is mad because cookies are haram and blows up the restaurant.
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary.
It is a big meanie Republican poopy pants lie.
>>74665340
Not Nabisco, that's for sure.
>>74664748
Are they implying some people do not have money because others have more of it?
>>74664920
WHAT WAS IT???
>>74664748
>a 10 year old made an infographic
>>74665547
I'd want at least 2 cookies for mixing that dough.
>>74664748
How is trump taking away working class jobs?
Why do they always conveniently omit the word "illegal" that prefaces the word "immigrant" and indicates that the person is taking minimum wage jobs from legal American citizens by working under the table and severely undercutting the price they would normally be paid? Do they just forget or something?
>>74668371
SHEEEIT EXACTLY NIGGA!
It be like dis
Whitey dun wan us to be gud boiz datz why he maek laws n sheeit, to take our munneh n sheeit, and the only way we can maek munneh is by breaken dese laws cuz even though muh daddeh owns a companeh I can't be workin for him cuz he rayciss
>>74664748
>it's another occupy democrats conservashits pol btfo thread
Always remember to sage, lads.
>>74664748
This is bait, but the error in this analogy is the idea that wealth exists as a set amount and cannot be created. Rich people aren't "hoarding" wealth in the sense that if they have it, others can't
>>74664748
what is it with this fucking country and food analogies?
>>74668626
get the fuck out of my goddamn bakery you fucking parasite
>>74668941
Pure Coincidence
>>74664748
> Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Sergey Brin, George Soros, a worker and an immigrant are sitting at a table with 20 cookies
Bezos, Zuckerberg, Brin, and Soros take 19 cookies, then gives the 20th cookie to the immigrant.
>>74664748
Notice that the immigrant isn't working.
>>74669132
Damn that dog is sad as fuck.
However that is a British woman.
Americans don't use stone.
At least be accurate for fuck's sake.
>>74664748
Wow, what an excellent argument.
>>74664961
>a big guy with a big bat
>a big guy
>big guy
MEMES
>>74669132
Badly treated dogs thread?
>>74664748
>a worker
>Occupy X
Commies, please go.
>>74664748
>wealth is a 0 sum game
>>74668184
Under8ed
>>74670326
It is in the current system of crony capitalism
>>74670326
It is tho
>>74664748
What a horrible straw-man, should be more like
>Donald Trump, a worker and immigrant are sitting at a table with 20 cookies that Donald Trump hired bakers to make, Donald Trump takes 19 of the cookies and warns the worker: "Build wall." and then takes the last cookie.
>>74664748
The immigrant might take it, though. It's logical for the worker to be scared. What's the point of this image?
>>74664920
Sickening
>>74664748
People who believe the fixed pie theory of economics should probably just be euthanized.
meme photos? i love meme photos
>>74664748
More like Trump bakes 18/20 cookies and gives 3 to the worker, while telling the immigrant to fuck off
>>74664748
>strawmen the movie
