We did it, Bird bros!
>>74661648
REDPILL THE NATION
>Movie producers:
>John Cohen
>David Maisel
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>74662894
Means the Jew finally figured out how to get /pol/'s shekels
>>74662894
Internal revolution inside jewish culture?
>>74662894
Producers have no influence on the themes of the movie. They simply sell the product and get the money to make it. The director and writers weren't Jewish, so we're good.
>>74661648
>movie made for children too young to buy a ticket or even get themselves to the movie theater
>obviously mom or dad accompany the kids
>based on enormousy popular appgame that all these kids play
>be surprised when it outgrosses some shit-tier movies aimed at adult children
come on use your fucking brain
>>74661648
If this movie makes more than ghostbusters I will be so fucking happy
>>74663069
I think I read in one thread that it was a Simpsons writer who wrote the screenplay.
>>74663069
Producers definitely have a say on what themes a movie is made with. They're the ones controlling the pursestrings and they're, above all, focused on making their money back. They would definitely have veto power on problematic storylines that would hinder their profit potentials, which happens all the time with moviemaking. Any time you hear a director leaving a movie because of 'creative differences' or a file being reshot multiple times with multiple script variations, that's usually the producers fucking with the product because they don't think it will sell to as many people as it possibly could.
BUMP
REMOVE PIG
So ironic they made the muslims pigs. All my keks
>>74662993
Entirely possible. I've met so many atheists who were former Jews. Jewish youth, especially in America, are fleeing the religion because it's become so toxic. Soon the old elite will be the only ones left, and then they will die and the world will be free.
>>74662894
Means that some jews have realized that muslims hate them more than Europeans do
>>74663476
But the Jew knows that angry birds is a dead property at this point and they also know that people are pissed at the situation and that controversy sells.
This movie was made this way specifically to maximize profits because even fucking /pol/ wants to go see it for fucks sakes
>>74663662
If that's true (and it could be) then these guys are absolute madmen.
First thing I see when I google it.
>It's over!
>It's the #1 movie!
>>74663741
Angry birds stopped being a hit a few years ago, so if they made a straight merchandising movie now it would be a disaster. But look at what they did - this thing is making headlines everywhere.
They are basically pulling a Donald Trump
I just took the kids to see this last night. I didn't think it was very good to be honest. I'm not a regular /pol/ lurker... Fill me in on why this movie is relevant to you guys?
Oh shit guys, another Leftist message being promoted by the pigs. Has anyone spotted this one yet?
>>74664052
Brilliant... I don't know who came up with the idea, or how they got it past the Jew producers, but we sure as hell better find out!
>>74664106
Holy shit, nice catch.
>>74664204
...Wow.
>>74664101
And if that isn't enough look at this
I'm behind the times, why is /pol/ so happy about the Angry Birds movie?
>>74664101
>colors of main birds = German flag
>pigs represent muslims, even have traditional islamic facial hair
>pigs(muslims) invade birdland(germany) and start stealing eggs(german fertility)
>the old owl(merkel/liberals) demand that birds accept pigs, behave very naively
Its basically a commentary on the migrant crisis
>>74664204
....holy shit
>>74664152
>got it past the Jew producers
>implying it wasn't their idea
the Jew does not have anything more than a transient allegiance to the left or the right.
The Jew's fundamental allegiance is to the menorah and the shekel.
>>74663476
The jews were probably only asking for a movie based on a popular video game
The bar isn't very high for animation so they didn't really ask for specific themes
>>74664326
is that real ? it just can't be true
>>74663175
Ghostbusters is going to be one of the biggest flops in cinema history.
This isn't even out and yet you have a ton of people who have said they're actively going to not see the movie out of protest, which is a whole lost worse than just having no desire to see it.
>>74664204
I think these guys might be looking a little too much into this. I imagine the people making the movie just want to make money on popular product like Ghostbusters although obviously not as shitty.
>>74664326
wew lad
These fucking redpills are stunning
>>74664427
Pug leader's name is King Mudbeard
>>Mudslimes
>>hAMNESTY INTERNATIONAL
>>Pigs glassed at the end with bombs
>>Glorious eagle is honored but literally pisses in the water the rest of the birds drink from
>>74664415
It's a not-so-subtle nationalist narrative in a sea of Marxist engineering.
I'm taking my wife's sons to see this movie tonight, can't wait to redpill them!
>>74664639
Rumor has it an anon from /pol/ is involved in animating the movie and apparently there are a few others
The movie was self-funded outside of producer control. Wonder if that had something to do with it. The jew producer tendrils couldn't choke this thing out.
http://finance.yahoo.com/video/angry-birds-owner-gambles-film-125804046.html
Support the film lads.
>>74662894
Lower class Jews know that Muslims hate them more than Christians
>>74662894
It's almost like not all people from a given ethnic background follow some magical single-minded programming.
>>74664204
>>74664326
fucking hell this movie is more redpilled than london has fallen
>>74665005
Certainly seems like more than mere coincidence
By which I mean it seems like pretty high-level viral marketing jewery, but maybe we should let my digits decide
>>74663069
That's something a Jew would say.
>>74665027
That makes a lot of sense.
>>74663069
>Producers have no influence
Whatever you say, Morty Shekeowitzsteinbergman
are you guys off your meds again?
It's a movie about talking cartoon animals, there's no hidden political message
>>74662955
Japan nails it as usual.
If I head to the theater right now, I could go out and watch the last showing of the day. Should I do it?
>>74664302
Really makes you think...
>>74665384
I see what you did there
>>74664836
>King Mudbeard
>King Muhammad
>>74665401
What are your chances of being culturally enriched on the way?
>>6064157
I just came back from watching it.
I noticed that Mighty Eagle's underwear has "Mighty Whities" written on it,
and he dances to RickRoll i.e. Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.
MIGHT be references, but seem more coincidental than much of the other stuff, especially the Coexist sticker.
Both scenes are at the beginning of the invasion of Piggy Island.
Overall a very enjoyable movie. It's funny and entertaining, has great animation, and is top-tier anti-immigration propaganda. Even the ending is good, it has nothing to do with the bullshit "not all pigs are bad" propaganda I half-expected, instead [SPOILER]the Birds literally bomb the pigs back into the stone age, and King Mudbeard's last words that he's "hatching another plan" leave no doubt in the viewer that the Pigs really are the bad guys who need to be kept out (and also conveniently pave the way for a possible sequel)[/SPOILER]
If you have kids, this is definitely a movie to take them to. Not much objectionable about it other than 1 or 2 piss jokes and a handful of mild sexual references.
>>74665600
Now that you mention it, I think I'll just stay home. I promised Ahmed I'd prep him for his date tonight.
How did this movie not get shut down?
IMDB rating
6.6
>>74665704
>mighty whities
"Tighty whities" is a nickname for white briefs underwear, so it's probably just a pun on that
>>74664677
Read the fucking plot summary on wikipedia.
>>74664579
This is exactly why we must kill every jew, before they kill you.
>>74664427
>>74664326
>>74664204
Oh wow. Although I did sort of pick up on the beard and invasion metaphors a bit, I didn't connect all the dots. Wait till I tell the wife about this.
>>74662894
eternal finn reigns supreme
>/pol/ approves a hollywood cartoon
What year is it?
>>74665838
I'll link again.
http://finance.yahoo.com/video/angry-birds-owner-gambles-film-125804046.html
>>74665838
Jews have a ton of pull in hollywood, but they don't actually have literal control everything that comes out. They obviously tried to stop people from watching the movie by giving it terrible reviews.
>>74666076
quickly breivik, before they realize
>>74663611
Secular Jews are the worst kind of Jews, though. Marx, Trotsky, Kristol, Ignatiev, Dworkin, etc.
>>74662955
>no one replies to this
To anyone who's actually seen this movie-- is it at least better than madagascar?
>>74665937
That's why I said it's not necessarily a pro-European reference, but it still might be.
Same goes for the Rickroll, it might be in there simply because it was a popular song in the 80s and Mighty Eagle is portrayed as liking outdated pop culture, but it might also be a nod at chan culture.
>>74662955
>we want the /pol/ audience
>>74662955
>be 2016
>the jews have finally learned to harness the power of comedy
yeah good one you dumb fuck nip
>>74666180
>CURRENT YEAR
Shut up you kike. It's a children's cartoon, but it's all about the german birds bombing the hell out of ISIS pigs, with Trump Coming In to save the day at the end
>>74664204
I hope somebody adds the Pig egg romance dream sequence to one of these soon, because that seemed like a humorous nod at the fact that muslims rape and marry children.
https://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromhitler/comments/433xy4/the_angry_birds_movie_is_a_huge_allegory/
>What's kind of funny is it's much easier to make the argument that (based on the trailer) Angry Birds is about colonialism. We have a group of islanders who are minding their own business and living in huts. Then a more technologically advanced group of outsiders show up in a ship. The outsiders take the islanders' resources and kidnap their children.
>the pig actually symbolizes a white neckbearded rapist frat bro
>>74664106
Van der Bellen BTFO
>>74664655
Ghostbusters is going to be a huge flop, and Hillary Clinton trying to use that movie to boost her feminist cred is going to backfire on her immensely.
>>74663069
>Producers have no influence on the themes of the movie
good try shekelstein.
>>74666642
i suppose that's one interpretation.
god damn, that rationalization
>>74666445
Going by review scores, it's clearly worse than Madagascar. Don't watch it unless you're a racist.
>>74662955
>>74662894
plus dubs of truth.
maybe it was a test?
literally no idea who's jewing who anymore.
You are an absolute autistic retard if you think /pol/ has anything to do with this movie's box office, or with anything that happens in real life for that matter.
Kill yourself pronto.
>>74666641
wew lad
>>74666642
you have to go back
>>74665143
hey, i like your sandwiches m8
>>74664052
and what's more:
I plan to go see this. in theatres.
A fucking movie, in fucking theatres. not even joking.
Why would I do such a dumbass thing, as though it were 2005 or some shit? Because I actually WANT to give it a revenue boost instead of pirating it over Kodi.
>>74661648
I thought angry birds was normalfag casual trash?
Why does /pol/ like it?
>>74667056
Read the fucking thread retard.
>>74664204
>>74666927
If you've seen angry birds, you'll know what I'm talking about.
The head pig sees an egg and imagines dancing around with it, and going on a romantic picnic with it, of course alluding darker predatory implications- in this case his eating the egg.
Holy shit. The butthurt is real
>Because this is all a perfunctory way to imitate the birds-versus-pigs gameplay, the movie gives seemingly little thought to what it’s telling kids (or, for that matter, adults). This is a story where the hero’s suspicion of visitors who don’t look or act like the species he knows proves correct when it’s revealed that they’ve arrived on the birds’ island to kidnap and devour their children. It turns out that the most authentically angry thing about Red is his unspoken but clear isolationist streak and mistrust of immigrants.
http://www.avclub.com/review/angry-birds-movie-infuriatingly-unfunny-236797
>>74662955
I really don't think they care about a couple hundred /pol/lacks as a market segment.
And yes, Sony's movie department is headed by a Jew named Michael Lynton, but they basically just worked as a contractor to do the animation, while Rovio (a Finnish company) actually financed the whole thing.
>>74662894
It means they didn't look close enough at the final product to see the underlying messages. In other words they got Jewed by the director and writers.
>>74666642
>neckbeard frat bro
The three protagonists share the colors of the German flag.
Red is shaped like a red pill.
And his eyebrows look like Hitler mustaches.
>>74667347
Beautiful..
>>74667903
and with those eyebrows he even looks like a typical german
>>74667347
Damnnnnn that stupid lib is more butthurt than me, and I recently just developed a bad hemorrhoid
>>74666642
>Neckbeard frat bro
They must be from the same place Mexican Intellectuals and Moderate Muslim are from
>>74666642
>peace symbol upside down
that's actually the elaz rune
it stands for life or protection, (neo)pagans use it as a talisman
>>74668095
I'm jealous. I've started to get extra long hairs in my late 20's, and I'm hoping more keep growing.
>>74667460
Goddamn we need a compilation. I bet there's tons of shit like this.
>>74668095
Says Germany, Jr.
>>74668509
Whats up with your hockey team? Why are they losing to USA?
>>74668509
Start a thread leafbro. I would love to see a compilation.
>>74668383
It was actually the symbol of the National Alliance, the best post-1945 National Socialist organization there was. Look up William Pierce.
>>74667347
Okay, I have no choice at this point. This movie deserves to break box office records.
>>74662894
You shouldn't make the mistake of assuming every single Jew is working toward the same goal. There are two really obvious factions; Globalists and Israeli Nationalists. You can tell just how opposed they are by seeing just how much money the Globalists are spending on trying to Stump Trump, while the Nationalist Jews are endorsing him.
>>74668985
>Break box office records
aint gonna happen sweet heart, its working towards second fiddle
Haven't seen the movie yet.. but I saw a screenshot of a room of an Eagle character or something, and on the wall there was a picture of a horse with a rainbow coming out of its ass. I took that to mean diversity = horseshit?
>>74667347
>arrived on the birds’ island to kidnap and devour their children
>isolationist streak and mistrust of immigrants
So it's wrong to be mistrustful of immigrants even when they are there to kidnap and devour children?
>>74668383
This
Elhaz is actually associated with Odin IIRC, I think I may be getting the story mixed up with something else, but he hung upside down from an Elm tree until he saw the runes.
cant wait for the german reviews
>>74664677
explain this
>>74664204
I've got a better version
>>74662955
shut up and take my shekels
>>74670178
Is this really from the film?
Please say yes.
On a related note, I highly recommend The Nice Guys. I think it would be /pol/-approved.
>>74662894
I love how rabid that cat is getting over playing pretend murder wit that scratching post
>>74664836
>King Mudbeard
>>74670361
What's the difference?
review
OK, I thought this was just /pol/ seeing /pol/ memes everywhere, but there's no fucking way this isn't intentional.
>>74670711
that's not even a real word
>>74664101
Because someone made a meme with very vague or outright false references and /pol/ ate it up like a bunch of good goyim.
>>74670361
Well maybe this is a bit too much subtle. but the green is 11 M which is 11th of March, and the black circle is the spanish flag. In 11th of march there was a huge terrorist attack in Madrid.
By the way, sorry for my shitty way of drawing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Madrid_train_bombings
>>74667347
lel gonna go see this on tuesday
>>74664101
/pol/ is filled with 15 year old kids that unironically want to see an Angry Birds movie.
>>74664204
>>74670361
>lifts indexfinger like most islamists
literally what the fuck is that supposed to mean. no one else in the world uses hand gestures?
>>74670711
Comedy Gold 7bh.
>>74671525
It means "one god".
>>74668509
A few from the movie off the top of my head
50 shades of green
Bird control
Hamnesty international
Coexist (birds/pig version)
There were some good ones in the eagle's cave, I forgot them however
>>74664204
Notice that thing in the last frame keeps repeating, "TOUGH...CA-CA!".
That is why the red bird finally goes postal on it.
>>74670501
Yes it's on a pig's car
>>74672188
Certainly sounds like memable material for when we finally get an HD source. Mockery is an effective social regulator. People need to see the absurd in what they currently take for granted.
>>74661648
awesome they send it here now too, but since it's a children's movie it was on only early today.
Frankly didn't make it, hope to get it tomorrow if it doesn't crash with football
>>74662894
Jews want to save Europeans from non-European invasion.
>>74661648
is this movie redpill or something? should i pay the merchant to see it?
>>74670711
"maybe men shouldn't make movies"
lit destroys the box office already, fuck I hope this breaks all possible records. I'm fucking buying 10 bluerays as presents to the shitlings.
>>74670711
oh that's reason enough to see it.
>>74661648
reddit go
>>74672793
This is the first movie released in over a decade that I actually want to pay to see.
The movie is just some predictive programming and a catalyst. Dp you think all the shit happening in Europe right now is by accident?
Whoops we let in millions of incompatible Muslims! What were we thinking?
>>74664204
The pigs are green because green (+purple) = evil
It's a trope disney uses all the time.
Take a look at the first introduction of the pigs. The boat is purple-hued for a reason.
>>74664204
Holy shit. Hopefully at least 1 normie gets redpilled due to this movie. It looks like they are trying to seed the mind of the next Adolf Hitler.
>>74664052
Japan is clearly the redpill master here.
>>74673372
Isn't it funny that we use a movie meme to describe enlightenment?
Oh, and funny little fact. The dudes that made the Matrix are now transgender. How red pilled is that?
https://youtu.be/k6MlwT1lBk0
>>74673888
They stole the source material tbqh. Actual author is a cool guy.
>>74671079
Holy shit!
Why does the the big black bird look like a burning bomb?
>>74666642
IT'S OKAY WITH NIGS AND SANDPEOPLE DO IT
>>74673163
That's silly since half of /pol/ (which for arguments sake I will take as representative of reactionaries in general) are atheists. At least according to the polls I've seen over the years.
>>74670711
no it's a reJEW
>>74670711
>Flick Filosopher
Maybe she should stick to flicks and not kino. Clearly she's too pleb to understand it.
>>74661648
I watched it today.
It was shit.
Just because it contained some redpilled messages doesn't mean it was a good movie.
>>74665384
Tfw you realize that Animal Farm's message has come full circle to where it is legitimately being used in affirmative action and such
>All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
>Everyone is equal, but some people deserve to be more equal than others.
>>74675226
The black one is a bomb in the game.
>>74675226
it is a big burning bomb bird, havent you played angry birds?
>>74677024
>>74677413
thx, no I haven't
>>74661648
>>74662894
>>74662955
I'm still going to see this shit
Maybe a download. I still have almost a dozen videos I want to watch.
>>74676668
This, /pol/ wouldn't give a fuck about this movie if it didn't stroke your ideologies.
>>74676668
>>74677963
Well duh. Nobody's seeing this to watch a good movie. They're seeing it to point out the redpills and laugh at libcuck critics.
>>74678083
That isn't really the reason one should be watching a movie in my opinion, but to each their own.
>>74665143
>>74667030
kek every time
waddup togobro
>>74666816
that's the secret anon
we're all jewing each other
>>74666304
This, desu. Religious Jews are okay, it's the athiest ones who keep trying to push Marxism on the goyim.
>>74673163
Underrated post.
>>74673179
Green has always represented good. Red has always represented evil. What are you on about?
>>74664204
Red birid is redpilled.
This is amazing.
>>74678354
Yes... the only reason to watch a movie is to absorb all the jewish brainwashing one needs to absorb in order to become a good goy, right?
>>74661648
USA USA USA
>>74661648
>destroys neighbours 2
good, I hope seth "dude cucks lmao" Rogan's career crashes with no survivors
>>74676000
Well read the infograph again, smart guy. That hit is part and parcel of the plan.
Picrelated - Read it, and you will understand.
Reject it as a "forgery", like they want you to do, and you will simply help it along.
https://archive.org/details/TheProtocolsOfTheLearnedEldersOfZion_534
http://educate-yourself.org/cn/protocolsofsion.shtml
>>74676668
weedman with the kukbantz
>>74668383
I just noticed how ugly the hairstyles the birds on the right have
>>74679147
Picrelated -
http://www.magtudin.org/Henry_Ford_The_International_Jew.pdf
>>74665401
Do you have children? If so yes.
How can that be? The ratings for it are shit
>>74668383
>>74668845
>>74669977
or maybe it's a bird's footprint you autistic monkeys
>>74679730
>goldberg
Every time.
>>74662894
Perhaps it means that jews are not monolithically globalist. Some are actually, you know, human.
>>74664204
welp, looks like im going to the movies
the only thing jews care about more than white genocide is sheckles, we have to use their weakness against them
If making subtle anti leftist propaganda brings in the cash, they won't be able to resist
>>74680005
Either that... or they're just in it for the money.
>>74679730
>ratings
>not written by these cucks
>>74673163
Do you have a source for that image?
Because I find it very hard to believe that anybody was talking about the Nazis BY NAME in 1871.
>>74664836
>sandpiggers
>>74680398
CORRECT
REPEATEDLY
>>74662894
>>74662955
>>74662993
>>74663069
Remeber, the Jews play both sides
See: Ukraine Nazis
George Soros funding Golden Dawn in Greece and BLM in USA.
Rothchild funding both England and Napoleon.
>>74662894
>>74662955
>>74662993
>>74663657
>>74665129
>>74667668
>>74672500
>>74680005
All of this time spent talking about jews and you still don't understand them at all. You fools. They're going to make this red pilled movie, then they are going to say it was popular. After that they will do nothing but speak about how this movie proves that Europeans are still racist and that Europe needs more muslims to make them less racist.
>>74680453
What? You can't look up the quote yourself?
You have to be spoon-fed?
google is your friend.
>>74679730
>Goldberg
>>74668383
>>74669977
>>74679583
>>74679836
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algiz
>>74662993
from what I understand, yes it is, and the internal turmoil young jews are causing to elite jews. They mock them lmao
>>74676668
>>74677963
Holy shit no funners. Half of the reason pol exists is to rustle jimmies. I have kids and this will be the first movie we see in the theaters in years.
>>74680762
I found numerous websites that have that quote on it, but did not see any that could direct me to the original document and where it actually came from.
I mean seriously, how could he predict that the second world war would involve people called "Nazis", years before Hitler was even born? That makes no sense. The quote seems like a blatant forgery just based on that alone.
>>74679714
Poor thing has no tits.
>>74668383
the peace sign is actually the nordic sign for war
>>74664204
Fuck me, they really went all out with this one didn't they? You honestly can't ignore this shit.
>>74670993
Kek. Saved
>>74681014
>"Nazis"
A name given Hitler's NatSoc party by the jews. They used it as a pejorative... an insult.
Why does this surprise you?
I think you need a history lesson.
>>74664204
that fucking bird that's supposed to be Merkel looks exactly like her. my dick is a hard 5.43 inches right now
>>74681391
That was actually in reply to >>74681046
>>74670215
>>74670178
This?
slowpoke.jpg
>>74681391
The nickname was given by Jews, but it was clearly a play off of "Nationalsozialistische".
How could Pike have predicted that they would name themselves in such a way?
>>74681713
You imagine only a very shallow rabbit hole, don't you?
>>74680751
Oh fucking no. Jews will slander whites. That has never happened before, what the fuck are we going to do goys? I guess we shouldn't do anything, right?
>>74662894
>>74662955
The same hollywood kikes who are pushing diversity are bankrolling this they dont care as long as it keeps them cashing their paychecks
>>74681924
How could Pike predict it? Was this information passed to him by some sort of gods?
Was the formation of the Nazi party influenced by people who were deliberately trying to fulfill Pike's prophecy?
What explanation are you suggesting?
>>74664052
>pulling a donald trump
I would love is this slang was a thing irl
>>74682124
What makes you think he "predicted" it?
If I ask my kid to "go to the store for me tomorrow", and he does, do you think that means I "predicted" it?
Use your head, anon.
>>74682406
So you are saying that Pike told future generations that the German movement that arose after the first world war was to be named such that it could be nicknamed "Nazi"?
Help me out here, anon.
I'm willing to believe some pretty crazy shit, if you convince me that quote is real. How did this quote come to us from 1871? What documents was it recorded in and passed to us through, what is the provenance of those documents?
>>74662894
It means the Jew will take any job if it pays.
>>74682675
Your seeming unwillingness to look it up yourself while you continue to argue against it is very jew-like indeed.
>>74683089
I tried looking it up. I found lots of websites that have the quote, but none that explain where it came from and how it got here.
I already told you that.
If I've missed something, I'd love to read it.
>>74671348
stop being such a try hard faggot
if you aren't interested why are you here?
>>74681429
>my dick is a hard 5.43 inches right now
>>74679730
>Goldberg
Please say that's an edit.
>>74662955
more like, the Jews rubbing in the face of the Goy how fucked they are if the white man don't fight back
>>74679730
>the movie should be a standalone
okay, the pigs stole the fucking eggs
>>74664204
>this and london has fallen came out in the same year
>>74665704
>and he dances to RickRoll i.e. Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.
> in 2016 (cum on)
jesus
>>74663930
>X is over
That really puffs my feathers.
>>74662894
it means
>eagle is America
You're the ones that sent us the pigs.
>>74676969
>israel being this retarded.
>the state of /pol/
>hivemind grasping straws in a childrens movie
>b-b-but i connected 2 and 3 together and got 4
>what is the concept of trojan horse and why is it such a popular trope since literature and cinema were a thing?
im glad you'll be spoon-feeding your kids this shit while ling ling is crushing calculus by the age of 6. stupid goyim
>>74680398
>Trump I mean Red is wrong even if he is right
When will these people just stop? Just stop.
Just so that everyone knows, I took my kids to see this and they were chanting "Pigs get out" and on the way home. It was pretty cute.
>>74685465
We're owned by jews so of course
is it as redpilled as London has Fallen?
>>74685644
Chang prease.
>>74679730
>SHUT IT DOWN
>>74686213
>that pointless Donald Trump comment
>Isaac Feldberg
>>74664204
I don't like that football comparison that much.
"Red pill kicks blue pill away" is better.
>>74686213
>Randall Coalburn
>>74684188
Googling for his name + angry birds confirms.
>>74686213
>ANUDDA SHOAH
but seriously
>a Nuremberg Rally for 21st century America
is all the endorsement I need to watch it
>>74687058
it's pretty redpilled
>>74687058
>*sob*
This is a review, not a fucking twitter post. She could a well put a sad face there instead of text.
>>74687152
>taking on mudslimes AND the "BBC" meme at the same time
how the fuck did these madmen get away with this? I'm watching it for sure now
>>74687058
>A Nuremberg rally for 21st-century America
>Terrorists get BTFO by the Americans
>Trump voters will love it
And why is that a bad thing exactly?
>>74664204
Isn't it kinda obvious? It was the first thing I thought about when I saw a movie.
>>74687530
I don't think leftist subhumans can go very long without referencing Hitler/Nazis/Fascism.
>yfw someday they beat the dead meme for so long that fascism becomes popular
>>74687058
*unsheathes dick*
>go to rotten tomatoes
>look through maryann johanson's reviews
>watch anything she rates as rotten
there's movies i've never considered watching that i definitely will now
>>74666642
>literally the plot to "Things Fall Apart"
phew /pol/ you guys get more retarded by the day.
your desire for self-affirming messages is effectively "blue-pilling" you.
/pol/ is officially reddit
>>74664204
The small horny pig is not a reference to cologne, it's a reference to the 30 year old rapefugees that pass off as "teenaged children".
>>74685465
The BALD EAGLE! Euro countries use the golden eagle for symbolism
>>74687845
I can't wait until Europe becomes nationalistic again, I really want to see those lefties shit their pants over that.
>>74666828
This actually does seem like some /pol/ guy got into a position of power and used it to praise kek.
>>74690639
It'll become nationalist after it becomes a caliphate
>>74671525
Holy shit your dumb
>>74688686
>>literally the plot to "Things Fall Apart"
Is that the shitty book where the yam farmer essentially alienates himself from his community? Doesn't he kill his son and fuck up his yams?
>>74694948
Yes AND he kills himself. Fuck that book lol
>go build over in the spooky death forest
>"okay"
>haha whitey won't survive a week in there
One week later
>w-well maybe in three more days they'll die
Three days later
>chimp civil war
>>74694518
>your
nice work man, really representing American intelligence
>>74661648
Taking my kids today.
>>74683190
The New World Order is using mainly Jews but also Muslims and Christiancucks to bring about their one world communist government.
It has taken hundreds of years but they will finish it within our lifetimes.
Everything you are told is a lie and we are living in a holographic reality of fake "truth"
>>74695670
>if a man comes into my hut, and defecates on my floor, do I close my eyes so I cannot see him? No, I take a stick and break his head
You know realize that crazy nigger yam farmer was far more redpilled than the modern white European
>>74665178
>>74675443
That does look deliberate, the leaf's veins are moving in the wrong direction.
>>74688686
Things Fall Apart is only bluepilled if you ever feel sorry for the nigger's death.
>>74661648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r02B2pqlItw
It's a demo but I will finish it if people like the concept.
>>74666656
Oh fuck, look how close you were with those fucking digits.
>>74671525
>shlomo
>cohen
>>74661648
Imo, they pushed the red-pill about mudslimes too hard.
They had a scene where the pig had a love montage with the egg
>Child marriage
The pigs had a Coexist bumper sticker on one of their trucks
The pig king's name was Mudbeard
>Mudslimes
They pushed the redpill too hard on this one if you ask me.
>>74685172
The joke is that he's outdated, just like the song he was dancing to
>>74686213
Those comments are all using very similar phrases and words, almost seems botted desu.
>>74697828
>>74697828
>Imo, they pushed the red-pill about mudslimes too hard
Respectfully, I disagree with your opinion.
Pretty fucked up that the most coherent voice of dissent regarding the "refugee" crisis is coming from a movie based on a shitty flash mobile game.
>>74697398
It's perfect.
>>74697828
>The pig king's name was Mudbeard
Holy fuck.
>>74661648
>See neighbors 2 literally 3 hours ago
>thought it was supposed to be a comedy
>total shit show of women empowerment and pc
>they say reverse sexism doesnt exist
>guy mentions in one scene how throwing bloody tampons at someones house is too far
>"YEAH WELL IF IT WAS A DICK IT WOULD BE FUNNY."
>Another scene seth r. says something is reverse sexism
>Woman literally says "okay mister white man."
>more bs about how college is sexist
>more women empowerment
>girls complain about being treated like sexual objects
>literal next scene is them dressing like sluts to get money to pay rent
Total waste of money
The thing is:
The point doesn't matter if it's Muslims invading. Whitey colonizing. Aliens coming down and taking your bitches.
It's that people shouldn't blindly trust others simply because they think it's the "right" thing.
You can be nice and courteous without bending over, and to say the person that calls for caution is somehow wrong, is letting ideology blind you.
In reality, it's not "red pilled". It's basic fucking sense.
>>74666596
It's about America taking credit for everyone else's hard work.
>Like we always do
>>74698392
Why the fuck did you see it? It looked like trash from the trailers and Seth is a major SJW
Shoulda saw Angry Birds instead
>>74698532
Don't talk to strangers. It's that simple. Why has everyone forgotten that?
>Stupid movie for kids
>Stupid movie for hipster nerds
>Stupid movie for dumb teenagers and adults
billions
>>74698753
It was a date, i regret it
>>74686213
>jingoistic
what?
>>74699181
>it was a date
I hope there won't be another one. She has awful taste.
The truth is, the whole refugee crisis was orchestrated by Rovio so they can get attention to this movie and then the game. And it worked.
Have you not noticed yet? The memes, everything. You're ruled by Finns, not Jews.
>>74699286
Leftard word for patriotism
>>74662955
THEY PLAY ON BOTH SIDES
>>74699368
I mentioned how politics should stay out of comedy and she gave me some bull shit like "well if society stop oppressing people maybe they wouldnt be."
I have given up on white women
>>74699726
>Muh socialist weed man is a nice guy
>>74663175
Screenwriter is Italian-American.
>>74699726
Perfect.
>>74699652
Women are stupid and good for nothing except sex. There is no reason to even engage in conversation with one.
>>74665384
I have a fucking friend who thinks animal farm was about evil capitalists destroying good pure communism.
fucking cuck
>>74699726
>latest news: bernie sanders fans confuse little bird with 800 delegates
>>74666642
Eggs are just young birds.
The Pigs are taking (westerner) Bird hostages, like Iran and ISIS is doing.
Finally
>>74679730
>Goldberg
>>74700577
I should have invested more in finnish memes
>>74667347
Reddit keeps trying to mock us for memeing about Angry Birds, but the fact is multiple leftist movie """""""critics""""""" are getting butthurt about it for the same reasons we like it.
Hope we get to London Has Fallen levels.
>>74699726
Kek wills it.
Bump limit hit.
>>74701056
>Hope we get to London Has Fallen levels
Maybe once they realize the depth of the redpill, but nothing will beat LHF. Only thing that would make it better is if in the movie they elected a Muslim mayor who was secretly a terrorist.
>>74686313
So that's why their IQ levels are reported so high. Communist Party fudging of data is a big part as well, I'm sure.
>>74664204
>tfw I will never post this at the beginning of an Angry Birds thread and rack up the (you)s
>>74700929
Sonic isn't completely blue. Why did the comic artist draw him that way ?! Wtf, triggered
>>74702170
Here's one just for you
