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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nvnzQC2lxo

The K5 Robot is 300 lbs, works 24/7, recharges itself, and randomly patrols an assigned geofenced in area. It has infrared, lidar, radar, 360 degree HD camera, face and license plate recognition that it checks with police records, and it can detect gunshots.

Are you ready for the Robotic revolution /pol/?

Pick up that can you stupid fucking fleshmeat, robot cock is superior, you can't compete.
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>>74607140
DALEKS HAVE INVADED CALIFORNIGAY

HAHAHAH FUCKING ANGRY GARBAGE CANS
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a well placed pipe bomb will render it useless
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Some buck will just drop kick it and knock it over.
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>>74607140
I weigh more than this robot. Feels good tbqh.
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>>74607140

It's loud and annoying
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inb4 magnet
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>>74607140
how long til George Zimmerman 2.0?
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>>74607267
>>74607287

>>74607354
mfw
mfw no face
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>>74607357
[futuristic BWOOOOOIIIOOOOUUUU noise intensify]
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>300lbs
>loud
>annoying

Sounds like your typical SJW.
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One is sleek, clean, metal, 300 lbs.

The other is made of meat and blood, disgusting, and lightweight.

Robots are superior.
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>>74607140

Does it seriously make that noise everywhere it goes?
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>>74607357

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjUSzpYcuA
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>>74607267
I'd rather have them bomb a robot than me.
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>>74607140
I cant wait, top kek
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Can robots be racist?
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>>74607140
Ummm.

Those stupid little bots are gunna get defaced and vandalized so quick.

6months in theyll look like the walls under the bridges in LA

Covered in 'Art'
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>>74607140
I want to tip one over.

Mobile security cameras are a sneaky big step in surveillance.
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>>74607500
I felt bad for that one :(

>mfw he open the suit to let the sun shine on him for the first and last time
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>>74607363
>>74607287

It's 300 lb and low center of gravity

It also streams video to a security center plus biometric data. It will just alert police after you knock it over and give them your iris scan information and gait information.
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this robot + a pickup truck + 3 mask dudes = _________
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I figured out its secret weakness
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>>74607140
But can they use stairs?
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>>74607140
When one kills a nigger, will it be considered racist because it's painted white?
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does it shoot peoples dogs?
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>>74607628

>try to tip one over
>on board gun shoots me
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>>74607140
What happens when they inevitably stops niggers more than any other race?

>man dey robots be racis n SHEIT
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>>74607140
EXTERMINATE
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good thing i bought some of these before they were discontinued
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>>74607752

kek
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>>74607596
They will evolve though

This is the 5th evolution and the company has been around a long time. They need to test them against vandalism and shit like that.

One of the big things is the biometric data and constant data streaming. It means it will record itself being fucked with even if disabled or destroyed.
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>>74607267
I dont see your point, a pipe bomb would render nearly anything useless.
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>>74607140
can't wait for the ROBOTS BE RACISS N SHEEIT thinkpieces in the near future
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>>74607140
Exterminate!
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>>74607659
>robot reads license plate
>swarm of robots come to truck owners home the next dayaaa
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>>74607140
We Psycho Pass now.
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>>74607709
SQUAD BROKEN
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They look very similar to the robots from Toaru Railgun.

>, face and license plate recognition that it checks with police records

I am not okay with this, I take large steps to protect my privacy from government/corporate spying on my computer, now I have a robot scanning my face and checking it against a database in public too.

>it can detect gunshots.

Have fun calling out the SWAT team if someone lights off a firecracker or claps.
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>>74607560
jej. The guy with the hockey stick found his wife pounding herself with a big blue and white vibrator now hes all about bullying robotos for a living
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>>74607709
It's designed for commercial lot patrolling, so it's sidewalk / parking lot only.
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>>74607864
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>>74607140
It'll take literally 1 hour in a bad area until someone throws a bucket of paint at it.
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>>74607868
Please tell me there are nudes. Post the nudes.
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>>74607939
yep

it's basically a crazy mass surveillance device

It can get all the good angles on people's faces and licenses.
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Why is everyone getting so antagonized by a parking robot?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMyInUPQ2g

Can't wait for the IRL reenactment of this movie.
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>>74607140
What happens when someone tips one of them over?
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>>74607929
NNOOOOO MY ONLY WEAKNESS

That and being tip over
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>>74607967
Better keep the raping to the stairwells and ramps.
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>>74607246
FIRST PEST BEST PEST

IM A FUNNY R SHIT GUISE NIGGER NIGGER NOIGGGGERERR UNDERTOASTED BREED AMIRITE 9FAG4LYFE
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>>74607140
Niggers are going to graffiti the hell out of those things.
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>>74607667

american's with disabilities act, my man. there are ramps everywhere.
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>>74607140
>"Sir, put down that muffin. Only conflict-free and fair-trade complaint foodstuffs may be consumed in this area. You have 30 seconds to comply."
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>>74607945
He's making them stronger and more prepared for the dynamic physical world. They will thank him and love him when they become aware.
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>>74608140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZX6oLEK5KQ
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>>74607656
What is a mask and sunglasses?
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>>74608209
I thought only government buildings were required to have ramps
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>>74608160
Kek same weakness as the Americans they are protecting.
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>>74608117
do they have these already in japan
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>>74607757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKhrA2PIU50

Don't use your hands.
Mech weapons soon. Because they're "inefficient" it will start with machines designed for other uses.
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>>74607140
But can it go up the stairs?

Oh wait, it's deployed in an American shopping mall, it's not like any of the meatbags there can go up the stairs either.
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EMP?
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>>74607459
>everyone in this picture has glasses on which obscure facial recognition
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>>74607656
>implying niggers care
>implying any law enforcement agency retarded enough to deploy these things would be able to charge a nigger with anything beyond vandalism
The interesting thing is that blacks are actually the perfect anti-Orwellian citizens, hell in Baltimore they've got all the 1984 shit already and it's still ungovernable. There's just too many of them constantly engaged in low level crime and monkeyshines for even the harshest police state to control them.
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>>74607864
The point is we tried CCTV like the brits in nigger infested areas, they just break the cameras.....They'll just break these robots
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>>74608277
There are so many ways to identify you from different variables

your gait
limb lengths
what it can see on your face
etc.
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>>74608386
That's why they'll only deploy them in the nice areas where there's no crime...where they need these robots the most
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>>74607246
save us pls
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>>74607140
>TFW you run super-magnets down these things for fun
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>>74607140
Where are the machine guns where are the missile launcher, lazer and shield an shit do It have any ability to perform field executes?
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>>74607140
i refuse to believe this is real. Did i just go into another alter reality?
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>>74608449
They will be deployed in areas with no crime....So its a waste of money?
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>>74608052
The only pic I found. Sorry.
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>>74608386
>wasting money on shit areas

These are going in the nicest places with fast police response times. They just act as extra surveillance and probably more effective than shitty security guards.
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>>74608615
See you're catching on now
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>>74608117

Of course Japan says this
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>>74607974
One down the barrel could. Could maybe
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>>74608445
>your gait
>limb lengths

Nigger what, you can't identity someone with that information unless they have some freakishly abnormal body type or deformity.

>what it can see on your face

They wouldn't see anything if you had a good mask on .

The simple fact is that someone could put on a mask, destroy this thing, and never get caught.
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>>74608601
It's real, just deployed in a palo alto mall.
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>>74607656
And all after a gun shot to the head
Relay stopped the attack huh?
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>>74608226
>sir, pick up that muffin, you're littering
>sir put down that muffin
>ad infinitum
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>>74608445
This fucking guy.
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>At Security Concepts, we're projecting the end of crime in Palo Alto within forty days.
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>>74607560

that robots like

>why you do dis
>why you do dis
>why you do dis
>no, no, no, no
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>>74608710
They actually can

every gait is entirely unique.

can you even into kinematics?
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>>74608732
How fucking expensive are these things?
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>>74608658
I am...... its a vanity project by californians who want to pretend they are living in the robot future when in reality they are being invaded by the third world and will soon live in a third world country.
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>>74607939
>in public
That's the point. If you go out then you consent to having your face being seen/checked/recorded.
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>>74608818

Wtf is a gait?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM
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>>74607140
Pfff hahaha! They live segregated, have the lapd as their personal security and even walled off entire streets in the middle of the city...
And now this? These whites are hilarious
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>>74608385
>the harshest police state
lmao the west is so beta its painful, the harshest police state would mean killing them in mass for what they do, not the slap on the wrists they get.
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>>74607354
>proud to be a fat sack of shit
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>>74608818
>Kinematics Status:
>BTFO
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>>74608885
the way you walk
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>>74608885
How you walk. Everyone has a unique walk which they develop specifically for their physiology. Basically, your walking style is completely unique and can be used to identify you.

It's a developing field in biometric identification
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>>74608885
the way you walk
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>>74608818
I don't believe they can identify you from this, but just hypothetically if they could, all you have to do is walk funny around the robot.
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>>74608052

The feet are naked, what else you need fampai?
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Trap it in an alley or block it in somewhere. Cover your face at night, walk up to it, apply a generous amount of spray paint. So many things you could easily do to render it useless or in need of costly repairs
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>>74609017
yep it's why no one talks about gait recognition

If people know it exists they will walk funny.
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These things need to be in a buddy cop movie with Rob Schneider or Steven Seagal.
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How much do they cost?

i.e. how much is it going to cost the taxpayer every time someone pushes one of these things over and whales on it with a two-by-four?
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>>74607864
>Group of burglars are about to stage a break in on a small duplex.

>Destroys the robot with a pipe bomb

> Residents still feel protected by the robots, "The robots should take care of this. I am not afraid.

>Their door gets busted in and they get exterminated by scumbags.
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>>74609084
They would just record how you walk funny and use it to identify you.
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>>74609038
>>74609079
>>74609081

Gluck
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>>74607761
I can't wait. Put the Ai in charge. A pure logic machine sees that dindus commit a vast amount of the crime, Ai determines that dindus must be removed for the benefit of society. An AI can't be racist it's not even human therefore it is beyond reproach.
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next years model.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrXfh4hENKs
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>>74607920
Are you in distress?
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thank you based minimum wage increase side effects
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>>74609203
>An AI can't be racist
Clearly the programmer of the AI will be seen as racist.
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>>74609157
How, they happen to have a previous recording of me walking silly in the same way?
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>It deflects gunshots

Have they not considered anything beyond that? They do know the bullet still goes somewhere even if its deflected right?

The robot may be programmed to stand in front of people being shot, but if people are to the left or right then they're kind of dead suddenly.

You need a robot made partially of nerf armor that absorbs the bullets.
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>>74607560
shit like this is why skynet will nuke us
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It begins.
https://youtu.be/iwqN3Ur-wP0
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>>74608885
you are now aware that you can be tracked by satellite just by the shadow of your gait
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California will actually become like Elysium (the hellhole earth portion)?
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>>74609279
Capitalists will automate those jobs out regardless of minimum wage.

You could get rid of the minimum wage and they would still replace those jobs anyway.

Stop making this argument. New technology/tomation is going to kill millions of jobs (and create no where near as many jobs as it kills), and modern countries are going to be forced between a choice of a basic-income welfare state, or mass homelessness and chaos/uprising.
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>>74607140
>Robots
Can humans even compute?
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>>74609470

What if I only travel at night, shooting out street lights as I go

And wear a hat where the top of the hat is a large picture of a section of pavement
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>>74608615
It will be used to sell information to advertisers and marketing companies. They will begin to identify the places you shop at, visit, and determine your whereabouts on a daily basis. They will basically validate on the ground what your cell phone already tells your local network.
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>>74607140
anyone just think of the protectron?
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>>74608818
now what?
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>>74608815
>>>/reddit/
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>>74607140
pretty cool shit 2bh
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>>74609603
>privacy

It's dead, give up.
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>>74609017
>>74609142

But wouldn't every silly walk be unique and tied to a person?
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>>74607140
>Expensive high technology
>Niggers

These two things do not mix together well. It's only going to take one feral nigger with a chunk of concrete or piece of rebar to completely destroy this piece of equipment.
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>>74608818
Of course every fleshgait is unique, no two skinwalkers are alike
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>>74609427

o lawd is dat sum sistah mirriam
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>>74609823
Most businesses would rather have this robot destroyed instead of their storefront.

It also would record everything and alert police immediately. Say it is 2 AM and the place is closed, it will call police immediately upon seeing someone strange.

Limiting damage makes it useful. The worst case scenarios are all good compared to alternatives.
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>>74607140
>“For your reference, we operate on a Machine-as-a-Service (MaaS) business model and our preliminary pricing for a well-equipped machine is $4,500 per month for 24/7 operations equating to approximately $6.25 per hour (!).

So what were you saying about a $15 minimum wage again?
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>>74609203
Who is Tay?
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>>74609765
It goes far beyond privacy and includes scenarios where "bad actors" know where you are and what you're doing at all times. They will know where your children are, when they are most vulnerable, and when they are alone. They will know when you sneak out at night to cheat on your spouse and blackmail you for it. The age of slavery has begun.
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http://www.techworm.net/2016/01/crime-fighting-robots-now-patrolling-streets-california.html

>For teenagers and other bullies out there who wish to kick or push these robots need to be cautious, as they may be shocked to find these robots can talk back to them, capture their behaviour on film and notify authorities about their misdeeds.

If they ever deploy these in the ghetto their gonna need them to at least spray a dense cloud of mace whenever threatened
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>>74607267
>pipe bomb
a well placed push would render it useless senpai
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>>74610107
My smartphone already knows all of this and more. The robots don't change a damn.
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>>74609976
After the first few false calls the police will begin to igbore it or put it on the back burner
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The first time they deploy the niggers out here will just steal it and smash it for parts
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>implying they wouldn't just be stolen by niggers and gutted for parts in a cop chop shop
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Meh, its just a cuter way to the police state
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>A4 paper + tape
>now completely useless

What's the point in this dumb shit?
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>>74610305
>360 degree camera
>will call cops on your ass
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>>74607769
those are steel slugs, right?
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>>74607140
so do they come with a flesh light attachment or....
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>>74607868
>inseminate
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Topkek, China already has them deployed... except theirs can shoot you in the face if you try to mess with them.


http://www.infowars.com/china-unveils-anti-riot-security-robot-that-will-patrol-public-places/
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**Danger Will Robinson**
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>>74609976
>implying they won't destroy the storefront as well

Imagine the car in this video is the robot, it will be destroyed before the robot even finishes transmitting the information to the police. I don't think you fully appreciate just how destructive the American Pavement Ape is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe6wB1_Hx-0

Bleep. Blorp. Please hold citizens.
*robot frantically tries to identify faces*
Bleep. Bloop. Citizens please remain orderly.
*sensors damaged, attempts to flee*
Boop. Boop. P.. pl...please...
*chassis harvested for scrap metals*
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>>74607920
>We Psycho Pass now.
>>74607939
>They look very similar to the robots from Toaru Railgun.

>Anime is becoming real.

Is this the mememagic at work?

Please say it so.

I want my monstergirls.
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>>74607140
Looks like a trashcan. How's it going to right itself when someone wedges it on its dildo head and proceeds to piss on it or throw bags of shit at it?
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>>74607500
my god. New Who was really something special until Moffat came in and shat all over it
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>>74609554
you're retarded
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>>74609185
>this is what thing privilege looks like.webm

hahahahahahahahahaha
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>>74607140
>new police code 8817; officer down due to wandering too close to a microwave
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>>74610439
>The 1.5 meter tall, 78 kg Anbot looks like a cross between Star Wars' R2D2 and Doctor Who's Daleks, with a touchscreen on top. It has enough battery power for 8 hours of operations, autonomous navigation and intelligent video analysis, and can reach speeds of 18 kmh to chase down fleeing criminals or respond to emergencies. The Anbot can also rush over to the scene if a bystander cries for help, and it can even recharge itself without human intervention (bad news in the event of a robot uprising).

>NDU promises that in addition to standard police patrolling, the Anbot can undertake riot control, by remotely firing its electroshock weapons (or by running over unruly protesters).
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How exactly do these things stop crime, anyways? They speed towards gunshots, running over pedestrians on the way, then snap some photographs? So they're really expensive, oversized, mobile cameras and a menace to civilians?
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>>74608024
Why ruin it with paint? It's only 300lbs. Throw a bag over it to block the cameras and run. Sell that little nigger for parts.
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>>74609571
ok I laffed
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>>74609571
You'll still get carbombed
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>>74607140

looks like a Dalek

DEESSSSTTRROYYYYYYYYDEEEESSSSSTTTRROOYYYYYYYDEEEEESSSSTTTRRROOYYYYY
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>>74609144
>or
Why not all three? A veteran, a rookie, and a robot. They bond while the robot electrocutes a black drug dealer.
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>>74610465
What is this picture?
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Oh we have a tough robot here huh....... unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your cpu open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy..... - ;) that's pretty fuckin funny turns my back to you and chuckles but... not as funny as whats about to happen now unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance - stealth kills walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune - comes up behind you and stabs you in the back Hahaha, now that power is mine! becomes engilfed in a bright light It feels so powerful! - unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy You Will Pay For Your Insulence!! nothin perosonal
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>>74610465
The Monstergirl Revolution can't happen soon enough.
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>>74610686
The Chinese model is armed
>“AnBot has a high degree of autonomy,” Xiao Xiangjiang from the National Defense University said at the event. “It can patrol, avoid obstacles, identify and recharge on its own.

>“It is equipped with weapons to prevent and control violence by remote control.
>The weapon Xiangjiang refers to is reportedly an electrically charged riot-control tool.
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>>74607416
>george zimmerbot
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does no one remember this?
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>>74610168
They'll be like squid.

>feels threatened by monkeys
>immediately releases bear mace/smoke screen combo and drives itself to safety
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Wait, who got them first? China or Cali?

>inb4 chinese stole the tech

Then place a spy in your west coast cities you fucking noobs.
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>>74607140
Shit 80s movies become reality
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>>74607140
That thing looks frightening familiar.
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>>74610838
With Love, the Monster Cafe.
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Here's an idea
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>>74610931
>Anbot's most controversial feature is naturally the onboard "electrically charged riot control tool" (likely a Taser or extendable cattle prod). This can only be fired by the Anbot's human remote operators (it seems that just like the U.S. military, Chinese policemen do not yet feel comfortable giving armed robots the autonomous capability to fire their weapons). The Anbot's large size means that it has room to mount other law enforcement gear, like tear gas canisters and other less lethal weaponry.
>>74610986
Never seen it.
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>>74607140
Guys, You'll need Thermite to bust them.
Simple mix of rust powder and aluminium oxyde lit with a magnesum srip
>>74608226
>Pick up that can, citizen
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>>74610986
The first man made object launched into space?
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>>74611098

>as if your women getting cucked by niggers wasn't enough
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>>74611031
Apparently it was Russia - China and finally Commiefornia.
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>>74607140
NIGGERS AND SPICS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>74610931
China doesn't have niggers.

You seriously cannot put these things in public of places like detroit or balitmore. They'd be destroyed in a week. The prison population does nothing other than thinking of mundane ways to subvert technology designed to keep them in order.

Hell, someone may even ram it with a stolen car and run because the car was infinitely cheaper than this thing so if they trash it, it'll be weeks before another one comes near their area.
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>>74610931
Pretty sure in America it'd be horrifically illegal to deploy an autonomous robot to taze a person, even if they were in the middle of committing a crime.
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>>74607140
Wait does this mean the US is getting UK-tier CCTV?
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>>74607140
they won't last a week
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>>74611347
its been up for a year apparently.
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>>74607416

>HE WAS A GOOD BOT, HE JUST NEEDED ENERGY FOR THEM PROGRAMS
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>>74611098
Upper phallus retracted for cleaning
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Giant butt plugs patroling the streets
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>>74607140
Unless that thing can actually attack someone it is a glorified security camera on wheels and there are ways to trick/evade a security camera
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>>74609525
Literally the first thing that popped into my mind.

Spics, robots, and Matt Damon. God help those people.
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>>74607974
T-90 chan is angry!
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Fucking hell. I REALLY WILL get to fight in the robot war. This is actually pretty exciting. Guess I better buy more m855 in my stockpiling...

>tfw you can finally shoot at law enforcement without actually killing a human.

Thanks for the RL vidya.
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>>74608328
CHINA HAS STREET FIGHTS WITH FUCKING CONSTRUCTION VEHICLES WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK UNDERRATED POST

One of the best things I have ever seen on 4chan
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>>74610221
>believes cell phone gps is 100% reliable
>believes location data is superimposed on Google maps in real time
>has no idea what "big data" even means

Your smartphone is 1 network. More private networks tracking you improve redundancy and lower the likelihood of you ever avoiding it.
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>>74607267
>>74607287

You fags live in a place where crossing the street in the wrong spot is a crime. You're not gonna do shit to that robot because it's taping you and streaming you before you even know it. No balls.
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>>74607500
what happens to it?
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>>74608445
Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm
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>>74607140
Alex Jones was right
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>>74608885

high test
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>>74607929

SQUAD MORALE RESTORED
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>>74611098

my fucking sides

the perfect california bot.
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>>74607140
that post some years ago about the ron paul visions and the robot war are going to be true.
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>Groups of libertarians become viciously mad at this total invasion of privacy
>Start forming groups of masked individuals to destroy robots
>State loses $500k per robot
>mfw
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>>74607140
LOW TEST
O
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T
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T
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>>74607140
y not, if they kill niggers none can complain about muhh racism.
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how fucking annoying would it be to get filmed by one of these helpless fucks while you're being raped or attacked?

>be a female mall worker in charge of closing the mall
>walking to the empty dark parking lot at 11 pm
>nignog jumps out of bushes and starts raping you
>hear the whirring of a K5 Robot approaching
>it stops next to you and extends it camera magnification to film you
>"beep boop. please. cease and desist."
>"i have alerted the authorities. bop bop beep."
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>>74607140
The best part is they were designed to pay special attention to black robots.
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>Fast food workers think they deserve 15$ and wont get replaced by robots.
>Law enforcement is literally being replaced by robots.
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>>74607140
Like niggers won't destroy it in the first ten minutes.
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>>74609793
But is any particular silly walk registered to a particular person? Can a person not develop new silly walks?
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movie and sci-fi robots always look so cool but the real ones just look retarded

the cop-bot is pretty much a huge buttplug on wheels

fuck that Zangbeto
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>>74608188
>>74607246
Can't first post best post your own post, what the fuck are you thinking?
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>>74611347

Why the fuck does this story make me sad and angry, even though I recognize that hitch hiking is dangerous as fuck? Am I just that too sentimental?
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>>74611101
>>74611148
russians released this beast 10 or so years ago
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>>74607140
Hacker's paradise.
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>>74612184
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>>74608052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUVfLZB761A
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>>74612184
It's really the big leap in image recognition and deep learning that makes it possible

The locomotion and putting cameras on it isn't the tough part.
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>>74612048

dude, that hitch bot robot made it all across europe with people giving him rides and treating him fine, he gets to america and gets torn apart by an Eagles fan in 24 hours in Philly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AunAks3rEHg
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>>74611347
>>74612140
Because Canadians don't understand how many niggers there are in the states. There are more niggers +10 million more than there are Canadians period.
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>>74612277
its def a lot scarier now
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They'll be disassembled and sold by nogs not even days after their deployment.
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>>74607560
Why is Steve Jobs bullying Marco :(?
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>>74612140
>hitch hiking is dangerous as fuck
In diverse multi-kult societies with no national IDs.
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>>74607140
This is why i have a herf gun
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>>74612301
That video is fake, the robot was probably destroyed by niggers.
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>>74607140
How long until the drones are adapted to free robot sex booths were the genes of the few remaining white males are willingly relinquished and forcibly spliced in underground race-mixing laboratories?
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>USA = freedom they said
>NOT a police state, they said
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>>74612512

Eagles fans and niggers have the same temperament. I'm an Eagles fan, we need a superbowl n sheiiiiiiiiit.
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>>74609976
>Most businesses would rather have this robot destroyed instead of their storefront.

Doubt it, those robots are probably EXPENSIVE.

Also, a lasso is a way to knock one down without it seeing your face.
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PLEASE CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.
YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY, SHITLORD.
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>>74608226
BEEP BOOP
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>>74612301
That brotherly love and WE WUZ KANGZ! ZIONIST ROBOT MUH DIK BIATCH and SHIIIIET
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>>74611736
build the wall, guy
i bet you don't even have the will to keep people in your own country and fix your problems. no balls
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>>74607267
Rest in peace /asp/
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>>74612383
>buy black market sexbot with police protocols
>tells me to cease and desist
>zaps me
And here I was worried about the future. It sounds awesome.
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>>74612301
Dindu.
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>>74612140
You're a leaf....Your like a north easterner or swede in the 90's.....White people have to learn the hard way about non whites.
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>>74612605
California is not a part of the USA.
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>>74612684

>"I check it! I-I c-c-checked it!"

>"I am now authorized to use lethal force."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlQwX93rqcA
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>>74611098
So were agreed

Suction cup dildos and superglue
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>put mask on face
>hit it with a taser
>get free 360 degree HD camera
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>>74611689
newfag
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>>74613224

It will be teamed up with swarm drones that will follow you until police arrive.
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>>74612140

Well, what did they do next?
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>>74613015
I'm sure it was just a glitch.
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>>74613334
>hit swarm drones with BB gun
>more free HD cameras

Seriously, putting an unattended expensive machinery on the streets is not a good idea. They will be picked apart by niggers in 24 hours.
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>>74613483
>on the streets

it patrols private commercial property

It comes out to like $6 an hour

Rich people would buy one for shits just to patrol their mansion.
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>>74612140
>>74613359

Am I actually going to find out?
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>>74609554
If you're not providing any benefit to society, society should not be forced to ensure your sustenance. Less people = more resources for the people who are contributing.
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>>74611711
And somehow you think 1 or even a dozen of these little fuckers are going to be able to record everything and everyone? Seems pretty unlikely desu. For how much this piece of shit costs you could probably install 100 cameras. Probably more. Cameras are also easier to maintain and are less likely going to get shit stomped like this thing is.
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