>"Ok...looks like the exit polls are coming out now...58% leave, 42% remain, a clear win for Brexit."
How do you react?
>>74598871
Have a few drinks 2bh laddie.
>>74598871
Welcome to the club.
>>74598871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AayZgP3Lx0
If I'd be a brit I'd fuck my mum because i am an inbred monkey
Scream like a little girl and get evils from commie neighbours
>>74598871
Hang the Union Jack on my porch as a show of solidarity.
laugh and wake up because it's not going to happen
Wake up
'for fucks sake, retards'
>social decline continues
>can't go live in based poland
>>74598871
>How do you react?
Joyously
there will be no exit polls, literally. We wont find out a result unless there is private polling, until the next day
England should become like Purto Rico...an island we take care of and Europe can fuck off and go play with niggers
>>74599067
Have fun propping up the rest of Europe to an even greater extent
>>74599067
>>74599067
>be kraut
>wake up
>feel like ruining europe
>go to local pub, the schlaffelhessebasshefrankfurdessepolkrautreichgoebbelulmspielefich
>have a few drinks before commiting war crimes on entente soldiers
>stroll down to gate holding back pajeet and abdul,
>shoot off lock with luger
>lube up my butt
>'ze britz hab been btfo!'
>>74599453
>Germany
>propping up Europe
It's the other way around
All of the Eurozone is subsidizing German manufacturing.
>>74599453
Damn, we need a ... Geexit ?!
>>74599458
tip top kek
Would the EU really allow you britbongs to leave? Won't they just rig it?
>>74599545
what exactly is going on over there? i've been hearing about this for weeks. is there going to be an official vote or something?
I post Jew meme pics on /pol/
>>74598871
with glee
>>74599662
>>74599456
>jaymans.wordpress.com
>This is a map of our current best guess of the rates of historic inbreeding across Europe and parts of the Near East. This map is a guestimate, and IS NOT DERIVED FROM CURRENT ESTIMATES
Anyone who uses the word 'guesstimate' deserves to be fucking hung.
>>74599717
>>74599577
>Reich-xit
>implying your slavemasters in Brussels will let go of their favorite pet so easily
>implying their favorite pets will try and bite the hand that feeds them
>>74599700
I like finding anti-Nazi threads on /pol/ and dumping my entire folder of Nazi related photos.
>yfw you realize Ireland and Romania can't leave the EU because remainers will call it Irexit and Rexit i.e wrecks it
>>74598871
If i was you?
Bolt my doors shut because of riots in the streets
you wont escape multiculturalism that easy
>>74599865
anti-Nazi threads on /pol/ ? Where?
>>74599753
>>74600015
>>74598964
based
>>74599730
>DERIVED FROM CURRENT ESTIMATES
Why would people inbreed in a modern world
but then again chavs are kind of goblin like
>>74599262
That would be pretty comfy family but what we need is an Anglo confederacy and get the Canadians, Aussies and kiwis on board
>>74599681
June 23rd lad
>>74598871
>get simple majority
>think it's going to change anything
>>74598871
Cry with joy, then pinch myself to ensure I'm awake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCm6LNj7P0
>>74600432
yeah, but when a mayority is achieved and Britain is not leaving EU, people will go apeshit.
>>74598871
I laugh heartily and enjoy watching the UK become the most insignificant country in Europe.
P.S. Good luck signing any trade deals with the US. We only play with the big boys.
>>74598871
Just reminded me of that shitty CGI clocktower some old guy was in and the swingometer or some shit.
>>74598871
rub my hands and think of all the cash i'm going to make when we crush britain with tariffs and even bigger EU regulations which they won't influence anymore
then laugh when scotland leaves and joins europe
after that maybe i'll buy a gun and shoot up a mosque full of englishmen
leave britain, I fucking dare you, muslim scum!
>>74598871
Does it matter?
It's literally the choice between the caliphate of Bongistan and the greater caliphate of Eurabia.
>>74600864
>rub my hands and think of all the cash i'm going to make
Hmm... I wonder what type of person might do this.
>>74599252
This is some tip top banter
>>74598871
As an American, I'd say welcome back to being independent.
>leave the EU
>Obama embargoes your island
Deal with it
>>74598871
I have a hearty chortle
>>74600864
>>74600968
>Supports EU
>wants to shoot up a mosque
>rubs Hands when thinking of Money
TOP KEK
>>74601062
Shut your mouth
Nobody on Earth cares what the Chimp who stole Christmas thinks
>>74598871
>Brexit wins
It looks like sense has won out over sensibility. Perhaps now the British will once again be proud to call themselves British. As an American who has tremendous respect for England and the Brits, nothing would make me more proud of the Brits than to see them vote for Brexit. Do it, England!
>>74598871
When do we get the results? When is the decision?
>>74601296
Tell that to the navy when they have england surrounded, traitor
>>74598871
>polls close
>votes counted
>we are out
>sun shining in the sky
>bird chirping in the trees
>head down to the local pub
>fish and chips day
>order some and take a seat outside
>kid ride past on a bike, one falls over and scraps his knee, but gets back up again and keeps going
>see someone putting up union flag bunting over the street
>relax
>suddenly someone puts a pint of larger on my table
>it's Nige
>'this ones on me lad'
>I smile but can't say anything
>he pats me on the back and walks on his way
>I come to my senses and go after him
>go around the corner
>he is gone, nowhere to be seen
>his business is finished, now it's time to make my
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI
>>74601484
>Not a traitor
>Supports Obama
Pick one
>>74598871
Party in the streets of course
Stand tall and sing God Save The Queen
Union Jacks everywhere
Old fashioned street party with bunting and cake
Jerusalem on repeat
>>74601634
gb2mexico
>>74598871
Masturbate furiously.
>>74601612
noice
Anybody wonder why lefties even support the E.U ???
Dosen't it go againt all forms socalist principle by putting power in the hands of rich bureaucrats
>>74598871
Celebrate in the name of Britain
may the rest of Europe learn of your example
>>74601956
Yeah but your problem is you thought lefties had any sort of logical sense in the first place.
>>74601956
Most of the time they don't know what the fuck they're taking about they think politics is regurgitating what they hear and read on the main stream news media
>Mfw I pull a comfy all nighter and we remain
Anyone how the result/s work? Through the night by constituency?
>>74598871
>BREXIT COMPLETE
>EMPIRE REINSTATED
"Break out the Pith helmets and Martini-Henry's lads, we're going savage hunting."
>>74598964
Get wankered lad!! You in surrey?
Might have to buy a union jack desu. Are there any websites where I can get one that's made in the UK? If not I'll go with annin
>>74598871
First of all - celebrate
Second - apply for my Irish passport (grandfather was Irish and my dad is currently doing this), and be a dual-citizen so if EU tries to fuck UK in regards to travel then I won't be affected and can still easily do things like buy property within EU.
>>74600883
says the man living in the United States of Africa
>>74598871
I'd be happy for a change.
Maybe I'll take the day off work to shitpost on /pol/
If we leave I'll get wasted and call in sick
>>74598871
Cry because racist islamophobes are going to kill my peaceful family now that the EU can't protect me
>>74602532
I can't wait until Britain puts the rest of Europe to shame. We're going to make Germany look like a basket case.
>>74601612
>It's the morning of the 24th of June
>David Dimbleby comes on TV
>"And the results are in.... Britain will LEAVE the EU
>Crumpets begin streaming out of my toaster
>Land of Hope and Glory resonates throughout the country
>Queen makes national address, announces return of the empire
>All mudpeople face deportation, white breeding program initiated to populate colonies
>Go outside, the cloud has lifted, rain stopped, I have hope again
>Union Jack bunting covers the street, a party is being thrown
>Red arrows fly overhead, dropping scones for all
>Britain is Great again
>I hear a familiar voice
>Nige puts his hand on my shoulder
>"We did it, chums!" he says
>Mass jubilation, we have truly been blessed
>As quickly as he came, he begins to fade
>With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he whispers
>"I've done my duty. God save the queen"
>>74598871
Meh, I'll see what happens with the commonwealth if it happens, that's all that really matters to me about the Brexit.
>>74602856
It is already, it's literally being propped up by the money they've made for the last few years from the low export value of the euro, which is why it's so fucking worthless to almost every other country that uses it. Now with literal millions of immigrants, Germany is totally fucked once we stop giving them money indirectly via the EU.
>>74602926
and some people actually want to remain.
>>74599456
that source
LMAOOOOOO
That's not going to happen
https://ig.ft.com/sites/brexit-polling/
>>74603476
wtf happened?
>>74600764
>we only play with big boys
I don't doubt it lad
>>74603476
>>74603661
Wait until they update it after the weekend lads, SCREENSHOT THIS
(all the polling companies are now updating there methods as they are propping up the stay vote, google: yougov brexit)
>>74603661
Scaremongering wins every time. We got a majority conservative vote in the general election due to them successfully scaring the population into thinking if we voted Labour everything would go tits up. Now we're going to stay in the EU because the campaign to stay is scaring everyone into thinking their jobs will immediately vanish if they vote to leave.
>>74603815
What's going to change over the weekend and why?
>>74603936
They've discovered they are propping up the stay vote through the telephone polls as they are more likely to be home during the day.
(see pic, once they fixed it the polls evened out)
>>74604063
(they = recent university graduates who are all pro-EU)
>>74598871
Shocked.....because I know its going to be rigged.
So wonder what the catch is.
>>74600764
If the country with the 5th largest economy on the planet can be deemed insignificant, what does that make the rest of the world?
>>74604063
>>74604108
I'd like to be hopeful but I just don't see us leaving. People in general tend to stick with more of the same as opposed to actually taking risk, just look at the Scottish Referendum. They stay in UK campaign did barely anything in comparison to the Vote Yes campaign and stay won because people fear the unknown.
>>74598871
Awesome. Fuck the EU. It's political correctness is destroying Europe. Nationalism should trump economics. Good for you guys leaving, your country should get back on track soon!
>>74599067
kek
>>74599252
Fucking kek.
What time might the results come in anyway? I guess I'll be spending the night on /pol/ drinking a fuckload of guinness.
>>74605289
Me and my buddies are throwing a party, either way there will be tears and we're gonna be wasted
>>74599456
Iceland should be red or brown.
There are only five families there.
>>74603936
jobs vanish specifically "because" of the EU
it's insane how they get away with distorting facts.
>>74605289
Around the Early morning of the 26th. Outcome will likely have been called late on the 25th though.
>>74600764
The EU has no trade deals with the US. Infact, the EU has almost no trade deals with any country.
>>74603936
The Tory majority was a result of the total collapse of the lib dems and some intensely targeted campaigning in marginal seats. On a national level their campaign did very poorly. The Tory party is nowhere near as popular as some MPs imagine themselves to be
>>74599915
roxit lol
>>74604288
I think it all hinges on how much debate and rhetoric people are exposed to. It's very hard to put a passionate case in favour of the EU when you discuss the issue head on, they have to keep constantly saying "yes it's not perfect but we can reform it", which in the face of Cameron's pitiful "renegotiation" just sounds delusional.
>Wow, I guess Americans won't have to save Europe from itself a third time!
>>74604519
>Nationalism should trump economics
I'm not sure you can buy goods with national pride.
>>74601956
Because they know UKIP wants us out and they really badly need those Muslims that they've never met in their life
>>74601956
It's because the lefties literally don't pay attention to facts or policy at all. That they're supportive of Islam, a religion of hate and misogyny that is the very antithesis of what they allegedly stand for, is proof of this.
They've literally been indoctrinated in double-think 1984 style. Instead of big brother watching them from video screens on every wall, they get their instructions from the celebrity twitter feeds on the smartphones in their pockets.
All that matters to them is that a celebrity told them that the EU is good, so everyone who disagrees is automatically a doubleplusungood meanie who is worse than Hitler.
>>74600174
Basically that.
I'd literally fight in combat to be part of some kind of immigration and trade agreement with canada and murica.
Coming from a guy who would opt for jail instead of draft for sand raider bullshit.
>Stay awake all night to wait for the results
>Watching BBC for once
>Results coming in
>At first, it seems Remain is winning during the counting, but at the last moment Leave gains the advantage
>Suddenly, screaming and gunfire in the background as the BBC's building is attacked by gunmen
>Screen goes black
>Suddenly, Nigel Farage appears with a Union Jack waving behind him
>"Dear brown people, we voted Leave and now you must leave."
>Children of Men becomes real, utopia is built
>Farage and Trump lead the world to a new era of hwite supremacy
>>74610424
I just came.
Hold my breath and wait to hear how they fuck us over despite that victory.
Find any ETFs that are shorting british shit at triple leverage and buy them.
Drink a pint in honor of my british friends for standing up against tyranny
>>74610324
I'm exactly the same. We now live in a time where it's fine to shoot a Muslim because they're the enemy, but if you call them nasty names you better enjoy your 25 to life.
>>74598871
>>74610424
MY BODY CAN ONLY WIN SO MUCH
>>74600764
Kek you mean the yrade deal that was in negotiatons for like ten years with no movement but the year Brits look to leave it's somehow 'totally almost done and it's fucking awesome, no you cannot look at it why don't you belive me?'
>>74599681
We vote next month on whether or not Britain remains in the EU.
Even your nigger-in-chief came over to stick his meddling oar in.
>>74599067
Instead you're a German so you're busy fucking Jamal because you're a cucked shadow of your former race.
>>74601062
>Obama embargoes your island
>his presidency ends in 6 months
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed m8
>>74610424
>>Children of Men becomes real
Children of Men shows the future of UK if it DOESN'T leave, multicultural shithole deprived of all sense of Englishness and decency apart from gated rich communities in the heart of London
>>74614093
>multicultural shithole
did you miss all the immigrants in cages?
>>74604255
Shut up, The EU need more money for dem programs
>>74609129
Its also as a result of UKIP being a spoiler for the traditional labour supporters. They know we have been taken for a ride with the EU and Labour has turned its back on them.
>>74598871
I congratulate my best friend who lives in Britain.
>>74599067
don't you mean me mum
>>74614691
did you miss the rest of the shitskins running around and the fucking general mixed nature of the shithole?
