Is flying safe anymore? I have an offer for a job that will require frequent flying to Europe and SA and after the Egypt plane 'disappearing' I'm thinking of telling this company to fuck off while I stay right in the suburbs where it's safe.
>>74530347
is going to a movie theater safe anymore? come on dude these are isolated incidents youre retarded there is a very low chance of anything happening
>>74530347
>fuckpilots.jpg
>>74530347
Terrorism is Europe is only going to get worse. Eurofags have no idea how to handle sandniggers and seem to be content with watching their people get murdered.
This concludes it. I'm #HillaryArtillery now
>>74530347
It would be much safer if everyone on every plane had a gun.
>>74530423
It boggles mind, eurocucks got seriously fucked in the head, whatever indoctrination it was, was very effective.
Terrorists have won
>>74530347
if you kill your enemies they win
so planes are safe
>>74530566
>>74530423
denazification, marshall-plan basically the same thing you did in Iraq, difference is here it worked for the short term, it never worked in Iraq
looks like a cool invention, do a kickstarter
The chance of you dying in a car crash on your way to the corner store for some condoms so your black boyfriend can fuck your boipussy is higher than your chance of dying on any given flight.
>>74530347
SA. Is that South America, or South Africa? One is titties and beer, the other, not so much.
If it's South Africa I'd tell them to fuck off even if you go on a luxury yacht.
>>74530865
Tell that to the innocent people who died because of Mohammad's explosive sandniggery you fucking faggot
>>74530347
FOLLOW YOUR GUT.
FOLLOW IT, JUST FUCKING FOLLOW IT.
>>74530347
Dude fuck the pilots lmao
>>74530347
You have a better chance of dying in a car accident or slipping in the shower than you do dying in a modern commercial jet aircraft.
Get a grip, OP.
>>74530993
Autopilot or worthy sacrifice. I mean civilians always take priority in any job.
>>74531038
Just avoid airlines that may have mudslimes or cucked europeans flying the plane.
>>74530347
Only if you don't live on Europe, the middle east or some important US city
>>74530347
>anymore
It either never was, or never stopped being safe depending on how you look at things.
Some people refuse to fly just because you're inherently boarding something that could nosedive and kill everyone on board if any number of trivial things go wrong.
But we also have a very very good success rate even if you hear about an airliner going down every couple months.
>>74530347
You have better chance getting run over by a car
>>74531172
>success rate
>human lives
Yeah technology has dehumanized all of us. Fuck this shitz I'm telling them no and I'm driving around the USA from now on fuck planes. Mohammad isn't going to take me down no fucking sir
>>74530347
Flying is still the safest way to travel. I know it's easy to think it's worse, because even 1000 car accidents aren't as news worthy as a missing plane but doesn't that tell you something.
It's so rare, so very very rare, for flights to cause death by terrorism or a crash that it's international world news for days if not weeks. Statistically you have NOTHING to worry about.
Was it confirmed that the Egyptian plane was destroyed by terrorists?
>>74530347
IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF A PASSENGER CABIN IT WAS JUST A GIANT FUCKING BOMB
Just be a #CruzMissile so you dont even need a plane to fly
>>74530347
What job is it OP?
>>74530922
>I'll refute statistics with muh feelings
Even with recent happenings, you can ride a plane everyday for 100 years and not get into an accident
>>74531299
You. You are the fucking problem you mudshit. Help me Jesus I will wrap my dick in raw bacon and rape your dirty little mudshit anus for all the harm you've caused the west. Fuck you Mohammad, and damn you to hell.
>>74531299
What do you think Mustafa?
>>74531260
You're more likely to die in a car accident than plane crash.
>>74531260
>and I'm driving around the USA from now on fuck planes.
and this increases your chances to die in an accident you retarded fuck, learn how to statistic
>>74530397
yea but taking a plane its like lottery this days
>>74531565
I don't think you know how statistics works. If a man decides to kill me, do I have a .0006% chance of dying if I'm in an alley with him and he has a gun?
>>74531643
>my name is Hans
>allahu Akbar thanks for the semen Mohammad
Go away cuck. You're no longer white.
>>74531412
Thats not nice :(
I have feelings you know
>>74531662
You're genuinely retarded
>>74530347
If the pilot's brown stay the fuck down.
Don't fly muzzieair
Time for some logic
There were 37.4 million flights in the year 2014. Out of that 37.4 million there were 8 commercial airliners that crashed. There were around 3.5 billion people in total that flew that year, out of those people 1,212 died on a plane (this was one of the worse years for plane crashes)
You are more likely to die on the way to the airport than you are on the actual plane.
It is still the safest form of travel
>>74530347
Flying is statistically safer than driving, however frequent air travel is the most stressful and dehumanizing way of life possible. They can't possibly be paying enough for it to be worth it.
Being a prison guard and having feces and semen thrown at you every day is probably more relaxing.
>>74531918
When you're driving you still have control over your actions and the situation, in a plane the pilot could fuck up in any way and you'd just have to be stuck in a metal tube shitting your pants for 5 minutes waiting to hit the ground and die.
>>74532109
This
>>74531800
>Muslims
>Human
Pick one
>>74532028
I would love to stay in hotels and sleep on airplanes. Plus a salary on top of that would make it worth it. I don't see how you could say that unless you actually have done it. I haven't, but it sounds comfy as fuck
keep your feet on the ground
>>74530347
> safe
> in the suburbs
Dude jamal will shoot you for your iPhone 4 90% of the time you leave your house in burger land.
Flying is statistically safer than driving so don't be a fucking pussy and take the job.
>>74531662
have you been homeschooled?
>>74531282
>Statistically you have NOTHING to worry about.
Except maybe the day someone figures out how to crash all the planes at once by remote control.
>>74531918
its the fear factor of being helpless while a plane is being hijacked or in a freefall and just waiting for the end to happen with dozens of other people nearby screaming for their lives with the shared consciousness that you're all gonna die once the fuselage comes in contact with the ground. it gives you time to think, to fear, to realize
car crashes are traumatic but they're usually fast and maybe you can exit the vehicle if given enough time. in a plane theres plenty of time but nowhere to go
>>74530347
>tfw I had the same idea when I was on a crosscountry flight at 10 years old
then I grew up and realized the chances of being in a plane crash are slim to none.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PhxiAKC.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>74532313
>not riding gryphons
>>74532252
It's pretty badass. $250k to work 12 days a month and when you're on the road you are always staying at a five star hotel.
>>74532190
>>74532512
I know your feels bros, I planned on going to Japan last year but decided to hold off after all this missing plane bullshit, I fucking pray they make those parachute things for commercial jets some day soon.
>>74532252
Everything gets old after awhile, sounds fun now, but eventually there will be days you fucking hate. My buddy is a truck driver, loved it at first. But once you see a corn field youve seen em all.
>>74532512
>get out inflatable safety raft
>jump out plane on inflatable safety raft
>survive
>>74531662
We're not talking about that situation. We're talking about a guy in an alley who decides to kill the next chump he encounters. No, his decision doesn't come from chance, probably. But whether his choice of alleyway coincides with your life story and daily schedule does have something to do with chance.
>>74532512
So you would choose the less save, fast and comfortable mode of travel because of muh feelings?
are you a woman?
Here's how I look at it.
In the air, sure a plane can crash. It's unlikely, but it could happen.
On the ground, a plane could crash into you at any moment. A plane could be barreling towards you right now and you'd not know it until the last second.
At least when you're in the plane, you know your situation and it's very unlikely a plane will come from above and crash into another plane.
>>74531314
IMAGINE A WHOLE FLEET
>>74532313
>tfw you'll never play vanilla wow again
flying is safer than ever
these planes are going down on purpose imo
I just take several milligrams of klonopin before flying and it's all good. Any doctor will prescribe them if you legit fear flying.
>>74532252
>sleep on airplanes
only if the company is nice enough to shell out for business class
otherwise lol
>>74532832
Planes are sketchy af, driving is fine a car crash at 100mph is survivable, hitting the ground from 40000 feet is not, you are the one who sounds like a bitch thinking cars are scary
>>74532886
>tfw had lvl60 hunter on Nostalrius WoW and Blizz had it shut down last month
feels bad man, was enjoying it cause the only toon I played back when WoW was just vanilla was a priest. Warmane is great if you liked WoTLK
>>74532940
I easily fall asleep on buses. Really could fall asleep anywhere if i wanted.
>>74532664
what do you do for work and how do I get that job?
>>74530347
yeah if you dont go to western/central Europe, North Africa, the ME, Eastern Europe, or Southeast Asia
>>74532656
Flying to work on a gryphon is the only way to travel.
>>74530347
Remember anon, in hardly any plane crashes does death come unexpectedly. Usually its 5 or more minutes of the most terror a human can feel. Even if its less than 60 seconds...
Sure dying in a car crash is more likely, but which is worse?
>pilot
Inb4, flying into mountain then disintegrate is the only good way to die in a plane crash
>>74530566
Read up on denazification, the allies were doing shit like making average German citizens bury Holocaust victims to instill a sense of collective guilt into the population aided by ex-Nazis like Franz Fischer who pushed historical narratives that basically said "everything bad in Europe over the last 40 years is Germany's fault" which fit right in line with the general anti-German sentiments the British had for the last half-century.
>>74532995
No leaf, I have a car and I don`t thik its scary, But you are arguing like a woman or a nigger that cannot into statistics. There are over a 100.000 flights per day and plane crashes are so rare that EVERY SINGLE ONE makes it into headline news.
You are letting the media that overhypes crashes dictate your opinion on flying instead of cold hard facts.
>>74533243
>Remember anon, in hardly any plane crashes does death come unexpectedly. Usually its 5 or more minutes of the most terror a human can feel.
nope, almost all crashes happen during takeoff or landing.
>>74533529
>almost all crashes happen during takeoff or landing
every crash is a landing :^)
>>74531379
>Being this delusional
Found the sanders supporter
>>74533426
This germanbro is being reasonable.
>>74533069
Kek
Get a pilots license, flight instruct for a few years making poverty wages, work for some shitbox commuter making poverty wages. Then get hired at a big airline and make poverty wages. Then make your big break when you have shit-tons of debt from all those years of poverty wages.
>>74533069
I can fall asleep damn near anywhere, too, but economy class on planes is a whole different ballgame. You are forced into a stress position in a tube that is packed full of people who are making all sorts of terrible sounds and smells, and that's just the start of it. Flying is inherently stressful, and modern economy class amplifies that stress to a great degree. Business class gives you what was economy class back in the 80s, maybe a little better, and makes the flight bearable.
If your company is sane, they'll spring for business class because they want you to arrive sane and rested enough to do a good job and represent them well. If they're retarded, they'll pack you into steerage and you'll be miserable and take shitloads of drugs to knock your ass out during the flight and make you feel like shit afterwards.
>>74532109
you dont have control over the drunk asshole that hits you from the side at a intersection.
>>74533426
This, I had a math class where the teacher balanced your rate of success versus mistakes at your burger-flipping student job with that of the average air traffic controller. Surgeons are sloppier.
>>74534000
Everything is pre-planned for ATC guys. They also control very small segments of airspace. One guy might have a small section, and only have to control 5000' of it. They tell them how often they can release people over a certain gateway.
ATC isn't hard as it is well organized. When the weather goes to shit, well, that's when they earn their money.
>>74533529
m8 takeoff and landing crashes usually very high survival rate, aborted takeoff isn't scary.
flights where everyone dies involve falling out of the sky usually
>be on FlyDubai plane in Russia
>hours of holding in shitty weather
>coming in to land you're shitting yourself anyway
>pilot goes full throttle
>planes goes completely noseup
>plane stops moving and plummets towards earth
greatdeath.gif
People are starting to lock down churches.
>>74533966
Yeah you do, it's called drive faster when you see a crazy asshole speeding towards you
>>74531282
and the odds can be reduced by flying safe airlines, like El Al and Cathay Pacific, and avoiding the likes of Malaysian Airlines and EgyptAir
>>74534483
Those guys fucked up. My personal theory:
>Briefed and flying the CAT 3 autoland
>Nervous and inexperienced pilots
>Trim wheel (737 has a big wheel in the center) spins like crazy nose up for autoland
>Not seeing the runway (don't need to see it) and starts freaking out
>clicks autopilot off and the plane is waaaayyy out of trim
>fucking plants it because he doesn't know how to fucking fly
>CNN has this weird looking black woman and big-eared british goober on again
I wish I could watch them stumble through their reports every night
>>74534817
AYYYYYYYY!!!
Cathay Pacific is a bunch of senile Nigels bossing ignorant Chinese around. Swire is poison. I won't ever get on a Cathay plane.
We consider it a good year if less than 50 people die on our roads over Christmas and New Year break here. Flying is safe as fuck.
Three air Marshals.
If they knew they should have stopped them.
>>74533810
headphones, xanax, aspirin, flight socks: sleep like a baby
>>74534965
I'll take that into account, thanks.
El Al security is insane (even before 9/11), but at least you feel safe.
>>74532109
A pilot has far superior training and must stay medically health then the shitheads that are driving on the roads.
>>74535522
And yet how many planes have crashed/went missing without a trace in the past 2 years?
>>74535337
I'm sure they are safe, in the context of non-muslim airlines.
Let's just say that, I personally, know a few Cathay pilots and it is a pretty fucked up place to work.
The flight attendants are very nice, but the pilots are pretty beat up. The exception is Nigel (a retired BA captain who went to the right boarding school), who is the Captain, and his crew brief consists of when he wants his tea.
As long as their isn't an emergency, it works great, but when there is a problem you want a team, not a caliphate.
>>74534859
Don't forget flydubai and (emirates) are the most overworked fuckers in the world.
Ultra tired, delayed responses.
>TOGA
>Nose up
>Both tired, assumed it was normal for a few seconds
>Try and push nose down
Compare the size of 737s elevators to whole horizontal stabiliser which moves, nohope.jpg
>To slow to retrim
>Deep stall
YOU'RE FUCKED
>>74534965
>This
Cathay pilots treated like shit. Would not fly.
Airlines not to fly
>Air France
>Cathay
>Any chinese airline
>Any Middle Eastern airline
>Allegiant
>Any Indonesian airline (death wish)
Stick to the majors
>>74530416
>be pilot
>set to decouple after 60 seconds
>walk out of cockpit
>sit comfy in first class
It's not hard
>>74535903
What's wrong with airfrance?
All I remember is AF447 a few years back where one pilot pulled up to recover from a stall (lel) because apparently dropping thirty thousand feet in a few minutes wasn't enough of an indication.
>>74535903
Don't forget NAI as a no-fly.
You know your shit!
To be fair, I usually had it trimmed pretty nose up to land, mostly in the -800s. It would be a shock to click off and have it pitch like crazy, though.
It's been a while since I've flown the 737, though.
>fuck Cathay. Assholes.
>be scared of flying
>fear amplified a millionfold by terrorist activity
>mfw I hear a liberal complaining about the TSA
>"WOOOOOW I REALLY HAVE TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF LIKE WOW THIS IS SO SLOW WHY ARE YOU X-RAYING WOMEN YOU SEXIST PIGS WOOOOOW"
Stupid fucking cunts goddamn fuck. Do you not realize this minor inconvenience could potentially save hundreds of lives, including your own? Are you that fucking braindead that you can only think ahead in two-second chunks?
>>74536114
AF447 which was 3 incompetent pilots
A340 overrun toronto in 2005, incompetent pilots
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_accidents_and_incidents
http://avherald.com/
Search air france, be amazed at all the near misses and fuck ups from incompetent pilots
Never fly on airlines from Islamic countries
>>74536114
Airbus fucks with your mind. Pull back pitch up. Not enough pitch up, push down, then back up again, it pitches up more.
The Airbus is a special snowflake.
>>74530347
>Is flying safe anymore?
Not while the world is at war with Islam
>>74535687
and how many people died from traffic accidents every year in the US alone?
>>74530347
dont fucking fly to egypt.
>>74536395
I like you!
Look for airlines from a place where you have to prove your shit to be hired and don't have any islamic ties.
>>74536395
Wasn't there one chineese airline that kept running over various runway markers?
What about Qatar?
>>74536249
let me ease your fears by telling you that random "audits" of TSA security checkpoints where people tried to get through fake guns and bombs etc were almost always a massive failure and the person got through a-OK :)
>>74536508
Qatar has a white guy in the left seat and the cousin of the Emir in the right seat.
Again, not a wise choice safety-wise.
They aren't Asian, in the North American sense, though. You are thinking the Asiana dipshits who couldn't fly a visual approach and crashed in to the approach lights in SFO.
>>74530347
Statistically you're more likely to die every time you get in your car. You're never safe anon.
>>74536583
TSA is eyewash. A bunch of stupid niggers that love to make white people do what they tell them to.
Security isn't any better now than when the nogs worked for private companies in the '90s
>>74536583
DELETE THIS
>>74536482
Cheers bro
Underrated aspect is unions
Strong union is necessary but not sufficient for a safe airline
>see air france
>>74536508
Wouldn't fly Qatar...
They nearly lost a plane in Miami last year, continued 15 hour flight to Doha. 4 pilots didn't notice they were halfway down the runway when they started.
Pilots get fired for raising safety issues, don't get paid if they say they're too fatigued to fly (common to all of the middle east). And their CEO is the biggest fuckwit in aviation.
>>74536249
You'd love Hajj flights
>Airlines bring the oldest most beat to shit airframes out of storage
>Planes are packed
>Passengers are as well behaved as farm animals
There was this one time where somewhere around 270 people died because somebody fired up a propane stove in a plane on a hajj flight.
>Pilots are overworked to a ludicrous degree
>Prime time for cashing in on your 72 virgins
>>74536645
What I'm thinking about came before that, where this one airline kept running into radio beacons and lights during training.
>>74536666
ok devil, now fuck off
>>74536782
ALPA/IFALPA
I have a love/hate relationship. In principal, I hate what they stand for, but in practice, they save our jobs and protect the public from bullshit operators.
Sorta-proud ALPA member here!!
>>74530347
You're good as long as you don't fly on any airlines from Muslim countries or that employ any significant number of Muslims.
>flying on an airline with Muslim baggage handlers, Muslim flight attendants, and Muslim pilots
It's like they wanted to die.
>>74537070
To be fair, almost every ramper in the EU is a muslim immigrant.
>>74536999
http://www.airlinesafety.com/
Don't tell this guy.
He has a couple entertaining pages where he tears the MD-10 and MD-11 new assholes.
>>74533966
>>74534816
This. You can be the best driver in the world and some asshole could blind side you and kill you. Herp derp, like you'll see it coming and speed up fast enough. Dumbass.
>>74536795
That's why they get shitboxes like Atlas, Kalitta, North American, and the like flying hajj flights.
Sooooo fucking glad I've never had to deal with that.
>>74537120
That's disconcerting. Muslims are literal and figurative ticking time bombs. All of them.
>>74537120
Your point? That's a pretty shitty website btw.
What do you want me to learn from your link? Happy to read it if it contributes to the thread.
>>74537342
It's just an interesting site I found years ago where some guy goes off on how ALPA is literally hitler and aviation would be perfect if they didn't exist.
>>74537120
Don't forget the security screeners are Muslim
>Hey Jamal its your cousin Ahmed, what station you working, I'm bringing a package today
>Ahmed walks through with whatever he wants
>>74537455
That's pretty fucking accurate.
What's hilarious is when a chick in the full-blown cousin-it uniform shakes you down to make sure you don't have anything that can let you take control of the airplane, and then you go take control of the airplane.
I play the game because it makes me laugh.
>>74537449
I can get behind that. ALPA is pretty awful, especially considering all of the mergers lately. I''ll have a look, thanks!
