Seriously, Colorado may have a few disagreeable laws, but it's the tits.
>Live in rich, homogenous mountain town
>Very few liberals around
>Everywhere you look is picturesque as fuck
>Breweries and shooting ranges everywhere
>Traffick is sparce, if there's any at all
>Outdoor activities everywhere
>Not a lot of fat people
In the grand scheme of things, what's not to love about Colorado? Can your fat ass not breathe right up here?
>>74522568
Why would you shill for Colorado if you like it the way it is? Refugees welcome?
>>74523749
Refugees would freeze when second winter hits. I don't worry about that and I'm shilling because a lot of people hate on it, but only know about Denver, Boulder, or the Springs.
>>74522568
I am currently in Denver and it's shit. I'll be moving in to the mountains in a year or two though. Way too much work and too many sluts to pass up here.
>>74523865
>Refugees would freeze when second winter hits.
That's what Sweden said too...
>a lot of people hate on it
Oh... So what?! Let them.
Nice picture btw. Looks cosy.
And how is the internet up there?
About 56 KB/s? Less?
>>74524141
In Colorado, internet doesn't really matter. There's too much to do outside.
>>74524141
Depends on the provider. Location can really make or break you in some aspects here.
>>74522568
Shut.the.fuck.up.
OP is spreading lies, its terrible here, Somalia basically. Tell your friends.
>>74524380
>Depends on the provider. Location can really make or break you in some aspects here.
So... there's just a single provider per location (at best), or...?
>>74522568
i heard it became a leftist shithole ever since weed lmao and other leftist shitholes getting too brown for progressive taste
Wyoming,Montana,Utah>>>>>>>>>Colorado
Maybe when your transplants move back, you can be considered a reasonable state again. Enjoy your hippies, and illegal spics.
>>74522568
>>74522568
nigger good luck with agriculture of having frinking water in 50 years, and the floods of niggers going colorado for weed dude
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-were-in-your-heart
>>74522568
>Tfw living in Colorado
Feels good man
>>74524634
> t. poorfag not getting rich off of transplants
One day people will want your field.
>>74524515
Sometimes there is. It's best to look into it if you ever move out here.
>>74522568
because when yellowstone goes off you're dead
Why would I want to look at picturesque mountains when I've got this?
>>74522568
I hate snow and would rather golf/float in a pool all year long instead going snowboarding
>>74524794
>Implying people in Colorado are immediately toast
>>74522568
You left out the part where those mountain towns have no jobs. Denver and the springs are where the jobs are and they are both infested with spics,niggers and liberals
>>74522568
Yeah I used to live in Colorado...until my mom got a job!
The state is full of beaners and has shit gun laws. Colorado can suck it.
>>74524746
I live in Jackson Wyoming. It has everything Colorado has, and more. Plus no spics, or libtards. And Yellowstone and Grand Teton are better than any parks Colorado ahs.
>>74524889
Living in Springs. Niggers and Spics are in specific areas of springs (downtown shithole) otherwise it's cozy. I live in a neighborhood where nearly everyone is military, police, or retired (all white). Just have a decent education and money and you'll succeed here. Can't talk for Denver though.
>>74522568
stfu faggot already too many people moving here. you're such a cuck probably weren't even born here
>>74522568
DUDE
>>74525043
It's not just downtown and you know it. I live in the springs too and it's downtown and the entire southeast part of the city. Only the northwest and broadmoor are nice
Are there many Evangelicals outside of Colorado Springs, crazy Christians in general?
>>74522568
I would but I'm from California, I live in the central valley so highly conservative place but would still be just another Cali transplant to the locals. I'll probably move to fucking Utah or something and convert to Mormonism and pop out a few dozen white kids even if I have to wear special underwear sometimes
>>74525058
Too many of the wrong people are moving here. We need to inject more /pol/ into ethnic communities to flush the undesireables out.
What a bunch of JEALOUS FAGGOTS by not being a cascade GOOK.
>Ibn4
>A
>FUCKING
>PRESIDENT
>POSTER
Stay cucked with your tiny pathetic mountains and deserts fucking negros.
>>74522568
I'm moving there soon, my girlfriend from Fort Carson is taking me in, goin' to marry her and become a citizen
>>74525236
There's not many evangelicals here. Not sure who told you that
Craig, Colorado, reporting in
Damn near Wyoming and Utah
>>74525281
14,400ft is small?
>>74522568
I was born in colorado haven't been there in 25 years. Fuck being land locked.
>>74525279
i immediately thought that after I posted it. /pol// is welcome to CO. so sick of the liberal SJW fucks moving here. thankfully they're all on the front range. it will be a disaster when they realize the western slope / san juan area is the place to be.
>>74524951
Wiki demographics says Jackson has 28% spics.
I live in colorado, don't believe these lies. Housing is expensive as fuck, traffic is terrible, the main highway i-25 is congested all of the time and can routinely be going at solid 5 mph at peak times.
The people here ARE LIBERAL, this state is turning very blue because of all the people from California coming here, that is why housing is rising so much and traffic is so bad.
>>74524634
Wyoming is a giant fucking desert
>>74522568
not to mention LEGAL WEED
>>74525360
>Is 14k small
How is that even a fucking question in 2016?? Top kek spock
>>74522568
FUCK
OFF
WE'RE
FULL
>>74524634
there are 0 jobs in Wyoming lel
not even sure why no big industry really ever popped up there
>>74522568
>Live in rich, homogeneous mountain town
I'm trying, I really am
>Very few liberals around
Never go to Denver or Boulder
>Everywhere you look is picturesque as fuck
Except the east
>Breweries and shooting ranges everywhere
Yes indeed
>Traffic is sparse, if there's any at all
not since all these fuck faces moved here cause of the weed
>Outdoor activities everywhere
true
>Not a lot of fat people
also true
I really really need to gtfo of Aurora
>>74525426
front range pleb spotted
>>74522568
The bitches are conceded as fuck in Colorado-- as if there pussies was made of gold. Fuck that, ill stick to colombia where shits cheap, no niggers, and no fucking Chinos
>>74525471
How tall is the cascade mountains?
>>74525484
What??? Wyoming is the energy capital of the world.... tons of jobs up there, cheap land.
>>74525487
POW POW POW. The only good Coloradan is a dead one!
t. Eternal Cascadian
Fuck how do you fuckers even live in the south it's way too hot
>>74522568
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL
If I were president, I would give Nazi-style family loans to "young couples with good credit" in the states with the highest percentage of votes for me, giving the white conservative population of America a nice bump.
>>74525304
Ted Haggard from Colorado Springs is why I mentioned it. I visited a friend in CS and her parents were obsessed with him. That's good if ti's not as widespread as I assumed.
>>74525574
why the low population then?
I'd think that if there were jobs cities would start to be populated but the state has 600k residents dude, I'm a lawyerfag and would not be able to find adequate work.
>>74522568
Stay the Fuck out of Colorado you fucking retards
>>74522568
I'm scared of you freaks that's why. I've seen South Park, your children are monsters.
>>74525714
This.
I will key your car and upper deck your toilet the second you get here.
>>74525281
14,000 feet isn't shit. That's only half the height of mount Everest.
>>74525640
Oh, there's nutjobs in every town. I personally have never ran into an evangelical
>>74525670
People don't live there because there isn't much to do besides outdoor stuff, there isn't really anything to meet people. The weather is kind of shitty too, its really cold and super windy. The good paying jobs are in the oil field/coal field so it isn't laided back office work. Jobs like store clerk is payed more than in other areas though.
>>74525571
Taller than you, manlet
Seattle, Denver or Portland for legal weed?
>>74525780
lol no shit you fucking idiot, mt everest is the tallest mountain in the entire world.
>>74525735
>ermagudd imma make a funny bout sutth pawk
>Literally only one truly evil kid in the whole show
Stop trying to be like the other aussies. It's no good.
>>74525780
TOP FUCKING KEK YOU LITERAL BAKED BEAN. SMOKING TOO MUCH DOPE TO SEE CLEARLY?? MT. EVEREST ISNT REAL DIP SHIT! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AND CALCULATED THE HEIGHT?? NOPE. THE BURDEN OF PROOF LIES WITHIN YOU BITCH
>>74526069
Just like my dick lies within your mom. I'll send pics to your dad for the burden of proof
>>74523865
And south park.
>>74526069
The rockies are babies compared to the Himalayas.Kek. Even the Alps have 15,000 foot mountains. The rockies are a shitty range.
Maybe once I retire. California pays too well rn.
I forgot to mention that really the only downside to living in a homogenous town in Colorado is the fucking donkey's (Broncos for you foreign folk) fans. They get pretty fucking annoying.
I just googled it
Cascade highest elevation: 14,411
Rocky Mountain highest elevation:14,439
Stay mad you hipster faggots
>>74525625
Fuck off rain nigger I've never been more depressed in my life when I was stationed at Ft. Lewis, I saw the sun for maybe 2 weeks worth of time there.
It only warms up in the summer here anyway,I've seen snow in June.
Lone tree best city
>>74526263
the Rockies are memorable for their length, not height.
they are 3,000 miles long, the Alps are 750 for perspective.
>>74526318
DELETE THIS ITS FUCKING ROCKIE PROPAGANDA SPREADED IN ORDER TO SUPPRESS THE ROYIM AND ATTACK THE CASCADIAN MASTER RACE. STOP USING SUBVERSION TACTICS YOU SLED DOG SHIT FUCKIMG ASSHOLE MOTHER SHITTER
I listen to John Denver and dream about living in a smaller town in America.
Yesterday I was at a train station... I was the only white on the platform. A profound feeling of sadness swept over me. Im not even full /pol/ for this kind of thing. But it was so sad.
If this is what will happen to the world, let me just go into the woods and enjoy nature with my wife.
>>74526263
Top kek ikr they're compensating
>Colorado
>White
Pic related is the average Coloradoan
>>74526498
How the hell are you not "full /pol/" when you're confronted with that kind of reality?
>>74525285
Pls no gommie. You need to go back.
>>74522568
Might have to be moving there later this year. Only thing I don't like is there is no Stand Your Ground laws. Also 15 rnd magazines, fuck that. Good thing I've got a bunch of 30 rnd pmags.
>>74522568
There are no jobs or ways of making enough cash to afford it.
And no internet
You want a spot that is less than 5 hours from a Hospital/People you pay big.
>>74526533
The cascades are the perfect range. Too bad they
re in Washington and Oregon.
>>74526970
I agree they are perfection
>>74522568
Go fuck yourself, we already have enough newfags rushing in.
In just the past 5 years traffic has gotten worse (especially in winter) and housing has gotten retardedly expensive.
Too all Californians:
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
TAKE YOUR LIBERALISM AND SHIT DRIVING SOMEWHERE ELSE
t. Auroran
I live in Littleton, fucking hate Denver area but want to move into the mountains when I'm older
>>74525307
How bad is Craig now that coal is worthless? Are all the laid off miners sitting around doing meth?
>>74522568
>Very few liberals around
>went for Obama twice and has a democrat governor
I recently fled the front range
Colorado is lost
Living in Mountain holdout as well
There are no jobs, anything working class has been lost to hispanics.
High paying job market flooded with over qualified hipsters. Willing to work for pennies just to be here.
>>74525487
I was driving on Smoky Hill this morning and I was disgusted with all of the the out of state liscense plates on the road.
All these transplants need to go to hell
>>74525562
>Congolombia
>no niggers
Kek Whatever you say
>>74525562
>STILL chasing after 3DPD
Also, what >>74525473 said.
I live in Colorado. Near Colorado Springs.
>tfw pot
>tfw once-in-a-lifetime-scenery
>tfw see pikes peak from my living room
>tfw world class environmental parks
>tfw no niggers
It's so god damn wonderful.
>>74522568
I used to live in Vail, CO.
I had to leave because the economy dried up. Seems like CO is always hard to get a job, very competitive place.
My favorite area is Santa Fe, NM. It's better than CO.
>>74526315
>He though Camalamafam would win the Owl
>>74528209
How did you not get set on fire in 2014
>>74528387
I was in pre evacuation. I'm 20 mins from the burn scar.
>>74527525
Craig still supplies the coal for all the power plants in Colorado and the neighboring states
At least in Craig and Moffet county , Folks still wave to each other.
Denverfag here, its horrible.
Make Colorado Great Again
>>74522568
why would i?
Also btw any MAGA around northern Colorado gets your property damaged. If you MAGA get security cams for all your shit.
>>74528755
Lol reminds me of that vid with Hunter s Thompson firing at his neighbor with a Luger
>>74529015
Because Colorado is better
>live in rich, homogenous mountain town with very little traffic
>decide to take the kids on a trip to the big city
>greeted by an ugly brown cloud of shit that looms over skyline
>stop by north Denver, robbed multiple times by gang of dumb spics
>go to south denver for it's...uhhh.....thing?
>go downtown and get AIDS from horde of junkie millennials
>try to return to mountains
>end up dying on monarch pass due to mid-spring snowstorm
It's great, actually.
>>74522568
I'm in Aurora and there are niggers everywhere desu senpai, plus IIRC there are some god-awful firearms laws here.
Also:
>Very few liberals around
Are you fucking kidding me dude have you ever been anywhere other than fucking your fucking mountain settlement? Go to boulder sometime.
>>74524141
100mbps senpai, not 10/10 but not awful
>>74524619
correct
>>74525058
confirmed
>>74525426
I-25 IS SHIT, but tbqh senpai I-225 is such a pain in the ass as well, from parker onramp all the way to the I-25 split, solid 10mph crawl in a 65
>>74525487
Aurora boyzzzzz
>>74525714
agreed, don't come here
>>74525958
not denver
>>74528915
agreed desu senpai
>>74522568
>Expensive
>Drawing in record numbers of DUDE WEED
>This in turn will turn it into a liberal shitpile
Beautiful state but impossible to actually move there for me
Fuck off. You fucking trash liberals are making colorado suck. Record number of Commiefornia dipshits are moving here, and it shows.
STOP FUCKING UP COLORADO. YOU FUCKED UP CALIFORNIA, NOW YOU WANT TO FUCK UP COLORADO? FUCK YOU
The denver area sucks so bad I want out. It's all rich people pussy liberals and spics. Housing is out of control. You are landlocked. Traffic sucks so bad it can take an hour to go ten miles. We have terrible polution. It's always too fucking bright outside. The women here are eother total whores or stuck up bitches who act like they are better than everyone. At least I can smoke a bowl. Still doesn't make it better. I want out!!
>>74522568
>boulder
http://www.denverpost.com/business/ci_29907784/nails-colorado-trail-spark-concern-over-sabotage-mountain
This is how your free Colorado!
Guerrilla warfare!
>>74522568
>>74522568
I actually am moving to colorado within a year. I have a bunch of friends out there so I'm really stoked.
Me and a bunch (30-50 people) of my internet friends a rent huge mansion in Colorado for a week every year and do all sorts of drugs and just hang out.
>>74522568
you from CO? I did wildland firefighting a little northwest of Fort Collins
>>74531329
add me to ur list of internet friends
>>74531329
Let me guess, Castle Pines
>>74522568
the stoner community is too ingrained in the people there, the worst community imo
>>74522568
Stop being a fag bag. There is enough hipster trash in Boulder alone already, the last thing we need is more of them.
>>74531726
idk, we rent in places all around the state. Last year we were in a small town called Fraser. We never know the location or any real details about it until we get there so no trolling happens. The only thing i know is that the house will be over 10,000 square feet.
>>74524889
Springs resident: this times a million
Pueblo is worse though that is illegal central in CO and all that entails along with fucking methheads
>>74524877
We're pretty much fucked if it goes off, dude.
>>74525236
Oh fuck yes we have crazy christians out the ass I know because i grew up with them the headquarters for focus on the family is literally 20 minutes from my family home.
when i was like 8-9 i Had a friends mother send me home from a playdate once because i brought a magic 8-ball to their house and she thought it was witchcraft (not joking)
>>74525043
I also live in springs and the closer to pueblo you get the worse it gets. i live a bit north and the in suburbs.
>>74525735
I was a 4th grader in colorado. Literally everything on that show is true and i mean everything.
>>74525499
Californian Weed LMAO dude spotted.
>>74529887
Back in the 90's I used to enjoy going to boulder and manitou because some of the old school hippies were still around but now those places are fucking wastelands of hipster hellfire.
I live in Lech. It is better in every possible way. Unfortunately we too have lots of Americans that visit and usually assume they are expert skiers.
If I was to move to the US it would have to be New Hampshire or Vermont, because you are close to the sea and can easily get into Canada in the event of a mass chimpout. I have never lived near the sea before.
>>74528469
>pre evacuation
pussy! I was evacuated for 3 days because my residence was less than a mile from the scar
>>74526710
Very accurate. Work brought me to colorado and i never considered myself a badass or anything lile that, but i was doing work up around Breckenridge and me and my crew went to a bar there one night after work and that was the first time in my life i thought to myself "i can kick everyones ass in this bar"
>>74528209
>tfw no niggers
The closer to pueblo you get the more there are.
>>74534395
I've been to Bregenz. It's nice, but it isn't better.
>>74534547
I call bullshit ive been in the springs since the 90's and there are jigaboos EVERYWHERE
>>74534738
Bregenz is a shithole unless it's sunny.
Lech (or Vorarlberg in general) is better. Skiing is better, food is far nicer and more affordable, rent is cheaper, property is cheaper than any mountainous area in the USA, the scenery is more pleasant.
Honestly, the Alps are the premier destination for skiing and hiking and nowhere in North America comes close.
>>74533517
springs rated the one of the top 10 most ugly single girls area in the nation
>>74522568
Fuck you, we are full.
Go to commiefornia. Most of them came here.
Not /pol/, go to /b/ slider.
Completely different note, I lost all of my friends from being in a cult and then leaving it, if any Coloradofaggots want to hang out with me or get coffee or kill basketball americans, respond to this and I'll give ya'll my email, I'm pretty gay, I'm 18, 16y/o GF, work retail, think about killing myself a lot, but I promise I'm fun
Estes Park resident here. I work at RMNP. After I put in some time with the park service, I'm going to try and move to a different part, hopefully somewhere on the northwest coast. WA or OR preferably. I'm from Texas originally and all these people bitching about the snow...you get used to it and you learn to dress for it.
As far as minorities...yeah, we have them. We live in the US. There are going to be minorities. That said, since I moved here, I've never seen more white people. It is truly a welcome change from Round Rock, Texas.
>>74534963
You still getting snow?
>>74522568
I've got this Ohio landscape, that's why.
>kill me
>>74522568
I'd go to catch cheese or dead shows. Too expensive3me2livethere
I've found some cool shit innawoods here too.
>>74535457
>>74535457
Ohio here.
It's really not bad, but I do like mountains better and i really want to move there.
>>74535015
Totally believable the girls in boulder are hot but also feminist whores
>>74535222
you a faggot but you have a girlfriend?
>>74535701
I'm a faggot in a metaphorical sense, not a literal one
>>74535909
well excuse me while i non-metaphorically creampie your girlfriend while you watch
>>74523865
From Boulder
Fuck this liberal shithole.
>>74524515
Comcast
Because my dad lives in Colorado, an he's an asshole.
The state is great otherwise though, definitely top 3 in the US.
>>74524951
>Jackson Wyoming
>no libtards
Teton and laramie counties are the only blue counties in Wyo
>>74536524
in the 90's it was even the 00's were ok but now its slippin to shit tier
>>74536747
is Laramie blue because they feel guilty about that faggot they lynched?
>>74522568
Because Colorado is the smaller version of Alaska and I live in Alaska.
Who westminster here?
>>74537076
Im sorely tempted to move to alaska and get lost in the wilderness
>>74537421
Just don't pull a McCandless.
>>74529887
>aurora
>niggers everywhere
Colfax spic detected
We already have enough faggots, criminals, commies and mexicans moving in we don't need more.
the whole front range is turning into little LA, and the pot laws are attracting absolute shitheads. Don't advertise us please.
>>74522568
It's dry as fuck. My skin gets itchy and my lips chap.
Fuck off, we're full.
>>74535457
looks bueno, i could live there desu
