>joining the Marines to be yelled at by some manlet
And yes his name is actually Carlos
>go to army
>risk your one and only life for some manlet dictators power fantacy
>>74453784
>italy joining its army to lose
Only poor people join the army.
LOL @ fighting for jews.
>>74453955
Actually, I love the idea of army as a way to break out of a shitty environment. Think of it as next-gen welfare.
Fuck, why is forced enrollment in military not a thing? You're a NEET and have been for X years? Fine, you're now forced to join the military, where you will finally learn some discipline and how to be a functional member of society. Kinda. I can see this being a good thing.
>>74453784
>joining the army
>GET UP LITTLE BITCH
>officers need to yell at you to simulate they are to be respected
>expect top grade soldiers
>mfw
>>74454219
All males should be forced to do 6 months military service and not be able to push it due to studying.
>>74453955
I would join the military just for the self improvement senpai. And to play with weapons and do shit you would never do in your boring seated all day desk job. If running all day in the woods with your rifle doesn't sound like fun to you you must be a faggot.
>>74454342
This. Wish I would have done it.
>all these unmotivated gomer pyles
When a gunbattle starts guess who gets cut down first? The lanklets.
>>74454550
fuck you ssgt, I'm staying home
guess what? i'm in the US Army and it fucking rocks. fuck you.
>>74453784
tfw may join Military soon
>>74454874
The manlets will get killed first since they're on the frontlines and have something to prove. Lanklets will be officers in the rear since their height puts them in a natural position of authority.
>>74454965
What MOS? What rank? Where you stationed? Tell me about your job. I'm considering enlisting (can't join as officer), they'd put me as a specialist. Also how many minorities do you have to deal with and what kind are they?
>>74454368
That's not what you do. Mostly you do paper work and guard places that will never be attacked.
>>74453784
>joining the military
is this place really worth defending? seriously?
>>74455101
Yeah I know I was exaggerating. I assume on FTXes you do get to do that though. Still doesn't sound bad.
Another question I have about the US military is what kind of benefits do you get out once you're discharged (honorably)? Is it like some kind of welfare? Food stamps? Or is it just the GI bill?
>>74454995
>implying trench warfare hasn't been obsolete for 50 years
>>74455348
Whoa easy there Mattis. Still doesn't invalidate what I just said.
![northumberland[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/amfrCzU.jpg "northumberland[1].jpg")
>>74454995
Frontlines? In the rear? What century do you think we're in?
>>74454342
fuck yes
I'd join but I am a 30 year old with a violent felony
>>74455562
Basic training for most/all branches is like one month as it is. Another month before you get stationed.
>>74453784
In bootcamp my rackmate woke up with a boner. When we counted off Drill Instructor Sgt. Kinney saw it and made him yell at his boner until it went away.
Sgt. Kinney also took a liking to me, I would wake up sometimes with him hovering over me, he would look me dead in the eyes and say "Go to sleep recruit." To which I would reply "Aye Aye sir." And hide under my blanket until he went away
Bootcamp was a very interesting experience to say the least
>>74455272
GI Bill, some other education bill if you put money into it. Other then that I'm not really sure.
Unless you go 20 the benefits afterwards aren't that great.
>>74455747
Basic is 3 months for the Marines and nearly the same for the Army, wtf are you talking about
>>74455900
>Sgt. Kinney also took a liking to me, I would wake up sometimes with him hovering over me, he would look me dead in the eyes and say "Go to sleep recruit." To which I would reply "Aye Aye sir."
ahahahahahaha
Sounds like good times. What MOS did you go into?
>>74453955
>working for the economical Jew
>not wanting to kill some shitskins
NEET master race
>>74455900
>made him yell at his boner until it went away.
>>74455900
Top kek hahahaha
The military is the only way you can kill another human being legally and be rewarded for it.
You have to be a total fucking faggot to not want to experience the thrill of slaughtering another human. For 1000s of years warriors dreamed of cutting down their enemy. Why should it be any different today?
Too many weak faggots in the world and on this board.
>>74456163
You can also join a PMC.
>>74453784
If that little twerp got in my face, i would just headbutt him. Does he actually think he looks though? Fucking mexicans, man.
>>74456216
pretty sure all of them require prior combat experience
>>74456216
Which 90% of PMCs come from combat military backgrounds.
>>74456294
You could be an executioner in Texas.
Doctors also sometimes get to euthanize patients.
>>74456163
>degenerates actually believe this
>>74455971
0341 but my batallion sent me back to ITB to pick up 0311 for whatever reason. ITB as a Fleet Marine is chill as fuck
an i wish i had joined the murrican army when i was young, too bad i was too busy gettyng drunk and fucking sluts.
>>74456390
> degenerates
Kill yourself you faggot liberal.
>>74455441
He is Italian. Outdated military thinking is in his blood.
>>74454342
Why just males? Women should be forced to do this as well.
>>74456463
How does it feel to be a welfare queen? Srs question
>>74456396
That sounds awesome, did you have to put up with a lot of shit? How's the 0311 culture, is it all meatheads or can a 4chan nerd survive? Are they all jacked or roiding? And why did you join?
>>74456294
PMC's are corporations for the most part, so they have jobs that aren't combat oriented. In that case you just need to have skills they need such as translating certain languages.
With that said, if you have a military background you will have a much better chance at getting in. The other way is if you know the right people.
>>74453784
I was yelled at in basic by a manlet I'd wipe the floor with in a fist fight. It doesn't matter. You're being tested. Do you have the discipline to handle it with out chimping out? Will you respect the rank structure? He might be manlet, but he's a marine and he made it through basic and a lot more without breaking down. If you can't respect that, the military is not for you.
Too many people are joining for the gibes me dat these days.
>>74456572
Do you really want to hear their constant bitching and end up carrying their gear because they're 2weak?
>>74456547
First of all I ain't Italian, second believe it or not but Italy has been at the forefront of military innovation since the middle ages.
>>74456547
>His army doesn't siege the enemy's castle for months
Wew lads
>>74453784
>join marines
>manlet spic screaming in my face
>stonewall expression on my head
>but then his voice raises even higher and cracks
>brain sends the nuclear codes to my sides
>everybody hates me for the rest of bootcamp
>>74456703
>implying they wouldn't be in a different division alltogether
I didn't specify, but I assumed this would be natural to separate the genders. You know, like the israelis do.
>>74456163
"We're not warriors, we're machine operators" - Iceman, Generation Kill
>>74454965
STOP LYING FAGGOT. YOURE PROBABLY THE TYPE THAT GOES HOOAH ALL THE FUCKING TIME NOT CLEARED HOT. Youre a fucking no go here
>>74456804
fucking lol
>>74456627
I'm a trust fund baby. I have plenty of money but I do accept my GI Bill because why the fuck not? It makes faggots like you angry.
I just joined to kill and kill I have.
>>74455900
Completely normal.
>>74456804
top kek
>tfw I laugh in the most inappropriate situations
Fuck, boot camp would sure be tough for me.
>>74456216
Today 98% require SF experience. Dont get my hopes up. Other 2% require someone you know in that company
>>74453784
What did you think the Marines would be like? Do you not have movies in your country?
Anyone currently serving will tell you that the yelling is the least of it.
>>74456682
What they're looking for now for specific experience is medical and IT skills.
>>74456966
>I take other people's money while doing no work cuz I'm good and niggers are bad for taking other people's money while doing no work
Stay trashy you statist government baby
>>74457247
Does it anger you that I take government money and don't even need it? Hahaha!
It's just extra spending money really.
Yeah all the field stuff sounds fun but youll be doing gay shit 60% of the time.
>>74456657
Boot camp and ITB are basically tests to see how much bullshit you can put up with. I won't sugar coat it but the military in ANY branch is a never ending stream of bullshit and you are the very definition of a cog in a machine. Grunt culture is grunt culture, yeah there's a lot of bros and douchebags but if you're a chill dude and are good at your job you will have no problems. Every infantryman should lift and be good at hiking. I was 145 soaking wet when I hit the Fleet and Cpl. Pontius slayed me and slayed me until I had packed on 20lbs in muscle. The gym is basically a social gathering.
If you're a 4chan nerd you'd be surprised how many others there are in your platoon. People don't really talk about it though for obvious reasons. If you're a nerd in general nobody cares as long as your shit is locked. Hell I would play 40k every Sunday with guys from around my barracks.
The greatest feeling in the world is getting cut on Friday, going to the smoke pit, and having 8-10 dudes get together for a night on the town. You basically squad up every weekend to raise hell.
I joined to get money for college, get pussy, and shoot terrorists
>>74453784
>be italian
>lose to spear chucking niggers
>>74457247
dirt aint gonna mow itself bitch nigga. have fun with your carpaltunnel Mr. sheklestien needs those quarterlies by 2PM.
>>74457339
>I'm rich
>joins the military
Personally idgaf. Does it anger you that your friends got blown up by sand niggers?
>>74455900
That's it, I'm joining up after my sister's wedding.
>>74457092
And making those connections requires you to get involved with the military/military types.
So while it is possible to join a reputable PMC without joining the military, it's tough road. Even if you do get in, don't expect to be loved by the majority of people who got in the long and hard way.
>>74457412
thank you for your cervix
>>74455441
What is the Second Battle of Fallujah?
Real war still exists, moron.
>>74456262
>tough
>>74457561
> friends
Nigger I didn't join the military for friends. And the only guy in my platoon that got killed was some national guard guy that had been with us for about two weeks before he got shot.
I never even talked to the guy so it doesn't bother me. People die everyday, but it's not everyday you get to kill someone :) that's the only thing I care about.
>>74457677
Didn't do it for you haha if you have any more questions I'll be lurking
>>74457804
Coldsteel pls
>>74457850
Thanks man and thanks for the answers.
What's an example of the "bullshit" you have to put up with? What do you mean by "slayed", like being forced to do pushups and other exercises? Did you get pussy? What was the worst part about being a Marine? If I can do 10 pullups in a set am I good to go or should I keep at it until I can do 20 before I talk to a recruiter?
i gained 30kg and get toenail fungus in the army
>>74456163
Yes good goyim, it's cool to be a killer, just like your video games!
>>74454368
>> get killed
>> self improvement
Kek
>>74458041
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>74455900
How was penis inspection day with Sgt Kinney?
>>74458041
>it's cool to be a killer
ah so it IS cool to kill jews :^)
>>74456814
where the fuck have you been? some time ago there was a mention about 2 bitches completing a harsh obstacle course. Obviously feminists and such praised these vaginas as true inspirations blabla...turns out that course they finished was altered to benifit those woman.
some anon got the info you seek...
>also kanker
>>74457607
>Dont expect it to be easy
Was it ever?
>>74457967
When I talk about bullshit referring to bootcamp in talking about the fuck fuck games that are played. One of my Instructors was very fond of the "Bathroom Game" where he would say
>Shitter room ready move
>Kill
>entire platoon crams itself into shitter room
>Rain room (showers) ready move
>kill
>rinse and repeat
Bullshit in the Fleet is getting to formation 15 min prior (the standard) and standing in formation for an hour because the Btn. CO is busy doing something. Or you just finished repacking a QuadCon and Gunny walks up and asks you to pull out something on the very bottom and in the middle of the container. Only to have you put it all back in again.
Slaying in bootcamp is how you described it, SSgt. Favors was fond of what he called "Hue City" where we would get IT (Incentive Training = slaying = smoking) on our quarterdeck in the squad bay, then run to a different platoon's squad bay to get IT'd (City fighting hurr)
What Cpl Pontius did to me was I never went to exercise with him and he would run the exercises, he was a crossfit God and I had never lifted before so I could barely move after most of his workouts.
Then there's hazing, which is a very fine line to walk. My personal favorite hazing was "The Fighting Hole Class" I would snap up my shitbags and take them out behind the barracks with their E-Tool and Daypacks and have them start digging a fighting hole while I lectured them on what they had fucked up. For every scoop of dirt they took out they put it in their partner's packs. After I had said my piece I would tell them to fill in the hole and be about their business
Serious question:
If I am forced into the military ar some point, and find myself being yelled at by Carlos, what would happen if I started doing a silly dance and ignored him?
What if I refused to comply with any of the orders and just did that dance every time he told me to do anything?
Would they beat me and throw me in prison or let me go home?
>>74458603
You would be dishonorably discharged and could possibly do prison time.
>>74453784
The military would be better if you could sign up for like 6 months to a year. This 4 years shit is over the top.
>>74458603
You get arrested for refusal to train. You have to realize that the position you find yourself in in bootcamp is a position YOU VOLUNTEERED TO BE PUT IN
>>74458681
> spend $10000 training a soldier which takes 2-3months only for them to leave 3 months later
>>74453784
>>74458705
What if I'm drafted?
>>74458757
Consider it an investment in your civilians fighting capabilities in the event of an invasion.
>>74458866
A draft is your nation calling on you to serve. You denying that call would make you a diserter and that can be punishable by death.
>>74458866
You still go to jail dipshit.
The next time we have a draft it will be because we're going to war against Europe or Russia. We don't do drafts for shit holes like Africa or the Middle East.
I don't know if I'll dodge the draft, I have a problem with killing more white people while shitskins take over our countries and kike puppet masters pull the strings.
>>74458939
Then I will gladly serve!
>>74458866
You're fucked equally if not worse because we're really hurting for bodies if there's a draft. That means the active companies are mulch and the reservists have too many holes to plug
If you're worried about it become an objector I would rather you do that than waste a Drill Instructor's time
>>74458866
You'll still be arrested, but there won't ever be a draft again.
>>74458939
you don't get put to death for draft dodging retard, he'd just go to jail. this isn't Saudi Arabia
>>74453784
reminds me off this guy
>>74456715
Of course they don't
They just
>Blow it the fuck up
>>74459139
> and that CAN be punishable by death
Legally, death is still on the table for diserters... Retard.
>>74459230
you honestly sound like a cunt from your posts in this thread
>>74459230
>diserters
good to see that gi bill going to use
>>74453784
They only yell at you when you fuck up, don't fuck up.
>>74459464
Well, kill a handful of people and maybe you'll act like a cunt too.
>>74458868
I doubt very much that people like Rotschild and Soros actually want you to be able to protect yourself from the diversity, big government and other maladies of freedom and democracy
>respect me cuz I yell at you!
Armyfags will defend this
Nobody with a high IQ can watch Full Metal Jacket and still want to join
>>74459513
>sand niggers
>people
funny
>>74459524
Is that why we allow our veterans to go insane and end up homeless or in prison?
>>74459532
The scene where they are standing over the gook as she lays there bleeding out is actually one of the things that made me want to join. I wanted to inflict that on an enemy.
>>74459593
Doesn't matter what you think of them, their rifles still fire and they're crafty motherfuckers. The second you get complacent is the second people start getting killed. I've got respect for the fuckers, at least they'll take up a rifle for their beliefs
>>74459633
edgy retard. probably tortured animals or something when you were younger. probably think it's cool to be mean and inflict suffering for no reason. go back to /b/
>>74453784
You rack disciprine.
>>74459735
Jesus did you suck their dick while over there so they'd let you go. Man the fuck up you pussy
>>74459633
>join the military to spend 4 years with soulless sociopaths like this
Top kek, if I get drafted Ill turn my gun on fuckers like you firsr
>>74459836
I actually have more emotion for animals than I do humans. I felt sorry for the dogs I saw in Iraq and Afghanistan. I didn't feel sorry for the people.
Does it unnerve you that there are men like me that serve among the military?
I bet you would love to see my psych evaluation.
And yes, I did try to inflict as much pain on my enemies as I possibly could. There is nothing wrong with that.
>>74453877
You gotta take a chance on the edge of life, just like all the rest. You have to look inside and dig it out, 'cause there's no points for second best.
>>74459941
You would probably have a knife logged in the back of your skull before you could do anything, champ.
>>74460121
You must be a big guy
>>74460291
For you.
>>74460039
>loves animals
>hates people
Obvious signs of severe child abuse
>>74459941
pot meet kettle, jesus
>>74459862
Haha oh man you are way too far removed from reality. If you don't respect your enemy's strengths and recognize that you're on unfamiliar ground you're going to get shot. The logic you're playing on is that they're subhuman and therefore entirely unable to compete with you're superior intellect. When the only difference between you and them is your kit and training. OG jihadis play their games smart, that why they're still around. That's why Iraq has fallen apart, that's why the Taliban are sweeping through Afghanistan because we didn't respect what they could do based off of the same logic you're using.
Respect your enemy, respect what he is capable of, he's in the same fight as you
>>74456966
are you memeing? i can't tell anymore?
>>74458866
Could they draft US citizens living in foreign countries?
J-just asking for a friend.
>>74459532
>IQ 137
>watched Full Metal Jacket
>joined anyway
Fite me faget
>>74460504
wouldn't logistics be easier if your connected by land and thousands of miles closer?
Military is for white trash or people with low IQ
risk hes owne life for privat companys who make the big money with wars
good goyim and fight for me and my sheekels
>>74460538
Then you were abuses as a child
Congrats
>>74453955
Even though statistics say upper class whites are the most populous in the military.
t. upper class white military
>>74460643
Dont you have to join in Swizzland?
>>74460386
>killing evil people who kidnap you is bad
Retard
>>74460777
Who kidnapped you?
>>74460777
being a treasonous faggot good? you wouldn't have to kill anyone just refuse to go along but no you jump right to violence you sir are no diffrent
>>74460936
>treasonous
USA was built by treason
>>74460844
I said if it were a draft
>>74454342
agreed
>>74460709
thats the diffrence Burger
You attacking and country and destroy their infrastucture.
We got a only a army for defende
>>74461107
Nice. I honestly wouldn't mind being in the Swiss army
anyone who enlists in the armed forces these days is a fool. i don't say that lightly, and it's not a fun thing to say.
the fact that we are being sent all over the world to fight other people's wars aside, if you enlist you are volunteering yourself for all manner of nasty experimentation, reckless poisoning, and possible death (and not from combat), only to be thrown away when your term expires.
if you are considering joining ANY of the armed forces, you absolutely NEED to watch this, first:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRG8nUDbVXU
>>74461059
Being drafted isn't being kidnapped you stupid 12 year old faggot.
You better hope you don't get drafted because I would find you and fucking brand you.
>>74461195
they give you a kewl knife, too.
i hear that Brits often volunteer for the Swiss Army, only to have access to knives.
>>74461059
we also fought over 2% tax increase and some tea we're way beyond that now, so I don't see the relevance.
>>74461265
Its not being kidnapped because I said so!!!
Found the 6 year old
>>74461432
>not fighting for a treasonous government that was against small taxes but taxes me at a rate of 50% is treason
Keep trying mate
>>74461253
who cares your going to die anyways. worry warts such as yourself is what made service unbearable. stupid safety regulation R.O.E. that makes war impossible to win
>>74461644
It's not because you are supposed to willingly turn yourself in if you are drafted. You clearly don't know shit and have just reverted to shit posting .
>>74454342
Lol.
Make it 2 years, 6 months is nothing
>>74461647
>stupid safety regulation R.O.E. that makes war impossible to win
you obviously haven't watched even 2 minutes of that video (created by an Air Force captain and chock full of vets testifying), and you haven't a clue about why i said what i said. Rules of engagement and "safety regulations" have jack diddly shit to do with it, and in all likelihood i would have the same dim view as you on such things.
watch it. shut up for a second and LEARN SOMETHING.
>tfw enlisted to get out of a dead end future in IT
>forced into 3D because of the shortage in comms
Well fug
>>74461982
don't have to, air force=faggots. I got out of the army because of the retarded shit that made doing my job unbearable and left us more open for ambush but you know some youtube video full of faggots that didn't completely understand the risks before they signrd up and some brass that got a bunch of compaints and had to testify no thanks. I was the NBC nco for a company attached to the 4-25th stryker brigade
>>74453877
not everyone gets drafted m8, just like YOU didnt get drafted when YOU went to the army though ours is conscription while muricunts way way WAY WAY WAY FUCKING WAY different.
inb4 didnt go to army
>>74461929
>2 years
but infantry learns everything they need in less than 6 months, the fuck they gonna do for the remaining 1,5 years? you can't just force them on deployments
>joining the military so you can be a direct pawn in their jewish antics
>being so beta that you feel that you need to join so you can "improve" your life when you could have done this outside of the military if you had some back bone and determination rather than needing someone else to do it for you like a lazy faggot
>being so beta as to let someone yell at you and just taking it like the faggots that you are and doing nothing to stop it like an alpha would
Military, not even once
>>74454342
We have it already here in greece, It may get delayed due to studies but thats what we get for bordering roaches
>>74455900
kek
>>74462612
This. Maybe in a different time, but certainly not now.
>>74462599
They don't necessarily have to be sent in deployments after finishing AIT. They'll chill in their duty station doing whatever their NCO tells them to do until then, besides, there's more jobs in the military than just infantry.
Smart NEETs can become medics, work CBRN, EOD, fly god damn drones, etc.
>>74462388
>don't have to, air force=faggots. I got out of the army because of the retarded shit that made doing my job unbearable and left us more open for ambush but you know some youtube video full of faggots that didn't completely understand the risks before they signrd up and some brass that got a bunch of compaints and had to testify no thanks. I was the NBC nco for a company attached to the 4-25th stryker brigade
here's a brief video from one of the chief contributors to the film. his name is Major Doug Rokke, and he is the man the Army tasked with cleaning up their DU mess, so his MOS is sort of related to your own. see if he fits a single word of your characterization:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvIqhVnaalo
the TRUTH is that, AFTER these men have served (and the vast majority of them did so for good reasons, and with the best intentions), when they are left dying en mass from very rare, aggressive cancers, they are thrown under the proverbial bus, denied treatment, called "malingerers," and commit suicide in enormous numbers.
...and that's just a single issue (the DU). there's also the highly experimental and extremely toxic vaccines that they force on soldiers for absolutely NO practical purposes, etc. etc. ad nauseum
>>74462996
but we're talking about a mandatory service, 95% wont even pursue a military career afterwards
>>74454219
>Fuck, why is forced enrollment in military not a thing? You're a NEET and have been for X years? Fine, you're now forced to join the military, where you will finally learn some discipline and how to be a functional member of society. Kinda. I can see this being a good thing.
I never understood why we don't do this as well.
I don't know how many of you guys here have been to boot camp, or if your countries' boot camps are like the ones here in the U.S., but nearly two-thirds of previous offenders who join the military never commit crime (or get caught anyways) afterwards because of the discipline they receive.
It would also solve the "debt" problem for a lot of whiny fucktards who took out a loan for their four-year vacation at some University, since they'll be eligible for the G.I. bill and other programs.
Mandatory military service for able-bodied kids graduating from high school would be an awesome thing.
Service guarantees citizenship.
>>74463136
And they'll learn discipline and how to take care of themselves once they get out.
If the government is going to have mandatory military service then they'll put them to mandatory public work service with the massive influx of recruits. Not only will they have some military training but they'll probably be sent to fix degrading infrastructure. Something a lot of people always complain about.
>>74463877
is that sum slavery
I mean you can't pay shit for wage if the entire population has to do it
t. 6-12€ / day, 1 year of service
>>74461380
Kek
>>74464127
it would also have the effect of driving down wages in the public sector, i would suspect.
that's not a good way of rebuilding our dilapidated infrastructure.
what we *should* be doing is issuing very low-interest century bonds for the purpose of building high-speed rail, etc. THAT would actually create high-paying jobs, while bringing the country into the 21st century, with the rest of the world.
>>74464127
Poorfag
t. 4000 € / month, 9 month of service
>>74464654
we don't have mountainloads of nazi gold
>>74463136
>95% wont even pursue a military career afterwards
And that's fine, too. When I was in basic training, we learned skills that are valuable to all civilians, like damage control (real shit like firefighting, not the "damage control" we quote here so often), basic first aid, and (most importantly) bladder control.
>>74453784
He looks disGRUNTled
>>74454995
Lol. You can be in a non combat role and still get shot at. The way my mechanic friend put it, he would have to throw down his tools and return fire until the enemy stopped shooting, either dead or retreating.
>patriots targetted redcoat officers specifically
5'9"-6' and well built is a good soldier that can pull his weight but not so big that they are an easy target. Most special forces and intel agencies look for that range specifically because average or slightly above average height is best for blending into crowds, not being noticed, and not being shot.
>>74465329
Fucking Carlos.
>>74455429
Don't you fucking use his name in vein you piece of shit.
>>74453784
Would not want to be a spic in his platoon. Spic DI's are brutal on spics.
ARE YOU A WETBACK OR A SCRATCHBACK! ANSWER ME RECRUIT!
>>74465588
You Mad, Dog?
>>74454320
US welfare queen here. I've never been yelled at by regular officers, only NCOs, and not even my own. After about two weeks, my leadership just realizes that I'm gonna do me no matter how hard they try to make me fit the soldier mold, but I do my job better than my peers so it's not worth the effort of correcting me. Strangers see me doing my usual shit and try to teach me a lesson, but I just fake my way through an apology and tell them I'm needed elsewhere and bounce.
>>74464821
they never asked one single question about receiving barrels full of gold teeth. Not one single question.
>>74454342
in /pol/land we actually working for something similar
sauce only in PL
http://www.zaborcza.pl/powraca-zasadnicza-sluzba-wojskowa/
>>74465676
I'm Romanian, what would people in the armed forces make of me? No one really knows anything about my country. Lookswise I'm "white", not Anglo whitu pigguskin white but Central European white.
>>74458041
Hell yeah it's good to get some you MC piece of trash, why the FUCK are Europeans such faggots? Y'all need the Marine corps over there.
>>74458041
Yeah bud, people want to kill because of the games. Its not that people play the games because they have a carnal desire to take life or anything.
>>74456966
Semper fucking Fi, devil. That's the shit I'm fucking talking about.
Yeh, that's why I'm joining the Navy. From what I've heard about marines, they're a cult of homoerotic psuedo-masculine tough guys, bunch of locker room kiddies who want to act hard but piss their pants in combat. I would kill myself if I had to spend 4 years with them.
Navy might not be great, still have to deal with niggers and shit, but I'll take it. Maybe I'll get travel, I'm only joining for the pussy and free college, also some job experience. All roads pointed to Navy.
>>74465725
STOP MAKING FUN OF OUR GOD, THE GOD, CHAOS MOTHER FUCKING ACTUAL. YOU DUMB FUCKING BOOT. THEY WONT LET YOU INTO THE CORPS OF YOU KEEP DOING THIS.
>>74460690
Source on those statistics? I don't believe it for a second. Almost all of the poor rednecks in my school ended up enlisting in the military, the richer kids went on to establish worthwhile careers. I think you're a minority.
>>74466146
The Navy is perfect for retards like you, have fun being a gay ass squid.
>>74466272
I probably will. On that note, important question though. I am either going field corpman or SeaBee, both wear fatigues and see combat. Anyone know which will net me a higher chance of scoring a kill or at least seeing some foreign pussy? I can change my rate if need be.
>>74466200
lol @ some boot getting his jimmies rustled this easily
Hey retard, I'm not in the Corps, and I'm not even a US citizen. I can't be a boot. Enjoy doing whatever shit POGs do.
>>74465948
>Hell yeah it's good to get some
You sound like you just got out of training.
i used to think like you /pol/
i used to think a man that has never seen combat is the same as a women who has never had a child.
but then i talked to an old based nigger from vietnam
"trust me anon you dont ever want to be in war"
he used to collect the gold teeth of dead gooks and fuck the ladys he was a real badass. he basically called me a dumbass
>>74466383
So you don't wanna be with the Marines but you wanna be a field corpsman? What the fuck is wrong with you? If you wanna get some go corpsman because they're attached to the Marines.
>>74466450
I think he was subtly saying a soft, pudgy kid like you could never be a badass like he was and would get eaten alive in war
>>74466200
Semper pie. Chesty puller would haze you till the smoke burst out of your future fuck hole you call a skull. Calm down and drink water and go make the grass grow faglord
>>74466450
>a nigger stealing and raping
Why am I not surprised
Would never fight for this kike nation
>>74454320
>officers need to yell at you to simulate they are to be respected
If you can't stand being yelled at how well are you going to hold up under artillery fire?
>>74459139
Desertion in wartime leads to death penalty. Draft dodging is considered desertion. However, I will gladly die if it means not fighting off Russia. If we are drafted to conquer Sweden, though...
>>74460039
There's people like you in the military, and we're supposed to consider you "heros"
>>74466509
Yeah I don't know where my priorities are. I suppose I just didn't want to join them specifically, which I thought about. But the culture is annoying. Everyone I know from the Navy/in the Navy is a bro, all Marines are to uppity, like angry manlets. Don't get me wrong, they have my full respect, but it's not for me. I want to do my duty, get some gook poon, maybe a kill if I'm lucky, and get the fuck out.
>>74466407
YOU ITALAIN PIECE OF SHIT! I WILL DRIVE MY LAV TO ITALY AND SMOKE YOUR GUIDO ASS RIGHT FUCKING NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE WARRIOR MONK.
>>74466637
I've been saying this for a long time, all US soldiers deserve death.
Especially those from the South.
There should at least be some Nuremberg Trials for all this shit.
>>74453784
>joining the Marines
Literally asking to be a mercenary for Jews.
Sergeant Vik
I respected him very much
youtube video related
https://youtu.be/6vq5tvtbXIU?t=164
>>74466867
2:44
>>74454342
I was a straight A, top 5%, 4.2 GPA 32 ACT high school student. Real smart mother fucker.
I was not ready for college, at all. It didn't matter how naturally intelligent I was, I got shit on. I had no discipline, work ethic, or study skills.
A year or two of military service would have straightened me out. Fuck sake, 6 weeks of intense physical activity at boot camp would have been enough.
My life is fucked and I'm 21 years old.
>>74466627
Not in America
>>74466570
Chesty would do no such thing
>>74466802
Angry Slavic retard.
>>74466721
How about I take my dick out of your mom's asshole and give it to you to suck on for a bit, you poor little babby boot.
>>74467008
>Americuck this mad at hearing the truth
Have fun killing and dying for Goldberg
>>74466802
>Literally asking to be a mercenary for Jews
If you gotta be a merc, wouldn't you want to be a merc that gets paid?
>>74466798
I don't really agree with that. I know a lot of vets, and I live in the south. Some of them you can tell are now fuck ed in the head but most of them are good guys who just tried to survive over there
>>74467008
You know it's true and why are there Mexican you ask? Simply because they get citizenship easier if they are in army.
>>74456163
oyyyyyyy my shorts! good goy! now deny christ!
>>74460039
Dude there is nothing crazy about wanting to slag bodies when it's your fucking job, especially the hajjis, they're fucking evil people. The guys saying this shit to you are just soft ass stem majors, don't worry about them bro. Thanks for killin hajjis man.
>>74466939
Some of the biggest fuckups I know have been in the military. It wouldn't have helped you.
>>74467086
Leave the bants to Australian and gunny please.
>>74466968
I'm beginning to doubt you even rate you fucking boot
>>74467095
Have fun getting your computer science degree while I slay bodies, kid.
>>74466715
Don't be intimidated and just join the Marines
>>74466939
Twenty-one? Shit, your life is practically over.
>>74455900
I feel like I've seen this story on /k/
>>74467140
All the ones I have met are white trash hicks loving off NEET bux for "muh sacrifices during the war" even though they're perfectly healthy and could work.
They're drunk loud faggots who always try to push muh "I fought for your freedom" bullshit.
They can all go get fucked
>>74454342
All males should be forced to fight daily for 6 years inside colombian hell pits-- 8 man battle royales steel cages, where the winner is the last man standing (no kill shots). Winner gets his pick of fresh fifteen yearold colombian pussy.
That ought to fix western male masculinity
>>74465926
Good lord why? All that people learned from their army service was to drink, smoke and take drugs. Mandatory military service created more useless bums that single mothers did. Not to mention that all those "soldiers" are absolutly useless in actual combat.
>>74466637
>>74466798
Hey, you two ass clowns can shut the fuck up, I don't blame him, those people over there are evil, and killing them is fun. It's a Marines job to kill, it's what you're trained for.
>>74467220
This. Everyone i knew from highschool who went into the military was a fuck up, wigger, juggalo, or permavirgin who wore full bdu to school everyday
>>74467268
Hope you step on an IED while some niggers BLACKS your wife/girlfriend back home
>>74467497
Careful with those edges kid
>>74467497
He won't, he's a POG boot desk jockey.
>>74467574
We're all edgy pham
>>74465948
>Y'all need the nigger corps there
Nice power fantasies, shitskin.
>>74466939
>21 yrs old
>too old for the millitary
nigga you're 21
>>74467497
I don't have a gf because I'm scared of Jody, and you don't step on IEDs like they're land mines retard. I know you're sad that you're too fat to get in, it's okay bro.
>>74467473
Do you live in St Louise? Literally described a dude in my platoon accurately
>>74467580
I'm in 03 you fucking Guido retard.
>>74456446
Similar story amigo.
I wanted to be a farmer when I was younger but I was too busy joining the corps, getting drunk, and fucking sluts.
>>74467618
Just you retard.
>>74467618
Tru meng
>>74453784
I joined the Navy instead
>have tiny Flip Senior Chief as one of the Recruit Division Commanders
>he's a cook, which I was soon to learn was the norm
>I'm 6'2"
>the recruit next to me is 6'5"
>CSCS Manletto grabs a chair and stands on it to be eye to eye with tall recruit
>hold back urge to laugh while he screams "YOUR SIZE DOES NOT INTIMIDATE ME, RECRUIT!"
>>74467636
You either drive or walk over IED's you dumb nigger
>implying there are high qualifications to get into the military
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>74467624
I'm white. Not that it matters, because there is no race in the corps, if you had the Marines over there your chink ass wouldn't be so retarded.
>>74453784
Why do only poor an uneducated people join the army? Is it some kind of retard club?
>>74453784
>Joining the marines to die for Israel
>>74467670
Kek, I'm not the one rubbing my cock to the thought of killing innocents
>>74467330
Not intimidated, annoyed. I imagine it would be like getting all the most obnoxious, loud mouthed locker room jocks and telling them that they're warriors and America fucking loves them. Then you give them weapons and uniforms and tell them they're the hottest shit since burning neanderthal turd. Doesn't sound like a good time.
>>74459513
>being an edgy drama queen asking for attention ITT
You sound like a woman.
>>74466939
exact same situation and I'm 22
what should I do, kill myself?
just get a shitty job and do what you like on the side
some of us just aren't made for studying
doesn't mean you should have joined the fucking military
>>74460118
Anon, take me on your Mighty Wings.
>>74467436
Holy shit I'm moving to colombia. I want me some spic pussy.
>>74467734
Trump thinks so.
>>74454983
Make sure you get what you want and not what the recruiter tells you what you can do. Recruiters fill quotas and will convince you in an MOS you don't like.
>>74453955
Nah. Most people who join are middle class. And these days you can't have any red flags on your record.
>>74467734
It's a pretty coozy job if you can't get anything better. You don't need to worry that you won't get paid or that your company will go under. Join the army and you won't need to worry about anything anymore. And you don't actualy work for the most of the time anyway.
>>74453784
The little ones were the meanest.
>>74467712
We had a lanky fuck in our platoon. He always had to hunch over so he wasnt taller than the squad leader.
>>74467715
You couldn't pass the Marines ist fatass, which is sad because it's easy.
